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Crime / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Co-Wife Over Witchcraft Suspicion In Ilorin by jibrilELsudan: 10:29pm On Jan 28, 2023
DEM SUPPOSE PUT ALLIGATOR PEPPER INSIDE HER KUKUNASE

Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Adefarasin Treated To 60th Birthday Surprise By His Wife by jibrilELsudan: 10:25pm On Jan 28, 2023
THAT'S NICE

TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by jibrilELsudan: 1:58am On Jan 28, 2023
IF KHOSI GIVE THIS ONE CHANCE TO LICK HER KUKUNASE....HE GO LICK HER FALLOPIAN TUBE COMMOT

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Fashion / Re: Dokubo Gloria Azibator Wins Miss Nollywood Beauty Pageant (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 5:38pm On Jan 27, 2023
I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

Fashion / Re: Dokubo Gloria Azibator Wins Miss Nollywood Beauty Pageant (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 5:36pm On Jan 27, 2023
SHE FINE AND FVCKABLE

Romance / Re: Regé-jean Page Is The Most Handsome Man In The World, According To Scientists by jibrilELsudan: 4:04pm On Jan 27, 2023
HANDSOME MY ANUS

IS HE FINER THAN ME?

E BE LIKE SEY THOSE SCIENTIST GET VIRUS

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Crime / Re: Delta: Woman Bites Off Another’s Breast In Bloody Fuel Queue Fight by jibrilELsudan: 2:12pm On Jan 27, 2023
AT LEAST NO BE KUKUNASE SHE BITE HER

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Politics / Re: Tribunal Judgement: Adeleke Rejects Tribunal Verdict, Heads To Appeal Court by jibrilELsudan: 1:30pm On Jan 27, 2023
I NO FIT LAFF

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Business / Re: New Naira Note Scarcity Is False; I Withdrew Mine Yesterday by jibrilELsudan: 9:27am On Jan 27, 2023
BossGerald:


Where you see pen ink on the note?



COMON SHAARAAAAP

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Business / Re: New Naira Note Scarcity Is False; I Withdrew Mine Yesterday by jibrilELsudan: 9:24am On Jan 27, 2023
ODE

AND ALREADY YOU DON DEY USE BIRO MUTILATE THE MONI

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Politics / Re: 159 Nigerians Renounce Citizenship In 2022 – FG by jibrilELsudan: 10:24pm On Jan 26, 2023
XTHRONE:


U re a holigan , an uncouth fool



PLS DON'T CRY .... AM BEGGING YOU.....PLS TAKE HEART

Family / Re: Who Still Remembers This Gadget? by jibrilELsudan: 10:18pm On Jan 26, 2023
Nilon:
did you suck their pussy?


YEAH PLUS YOUR WIFE AND GIRLFRIENDS OWN TOO

Family / Re: Who Still Remembers This Gadget? by jibrilELsudan: 9:31pm On Jan 26, 2023
gentlesmithugo:
oga u can lie for africa.which one be late 80's.mr linus this lantern come out for late 90's




INDEED YOU ARE VERY STUPID

ALL YOU KIDS THAT WERE STILL SUCKING BREAST OR WERE NOT EVEN BORN IN THE 80'S WILL JUST BE TALKING NONSENSE



WHEN WAS SANTANA......RACER.....SKODA....LADA REINING?.....WAS IT IN THE 90'S

WHEN WAS STONE WASH JEANS AND BROUGHS REINING?......WAS IT IN THE 90'S?


IF YOU WEREN'T BORN AND WERE TO YOUNG TO HAVE SENSE AND HAVE MONEY TO BUY IT IN THE 80'S THEN YOU BETTER SHUT DA HELL UP

GADGET THAT KINGSWAY WAS SELLING

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Family / Re: Who Still Remembers This Gadget? by jibrilELsudan: 9:26pm On Jan 26, 2023
Samchukwuemeka1:
Abeg which 80s? This as
this wan de miss yarn



INDEED YOU ARE VERY STUPID

WHEN WAS SANTANA......RACER.....SKODA....LADA REINING?.....WAS IT IN THE 90'S

WHEN WAS STONE WASH JEANS AND BROUGHS REINING?......WAS IT IN THE 90'S?


IF YOU WEREN'T BORN AND WERE TO YOUNG TO HAVE SENSE AND HAVE MONEY TO BUY IT IN THE 80'S THEN YOU BETTER SHUT DA HELL UP

GADGET THAT KINGSWAY WAS SELLING

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Politics / Re: 159 Nigerians Renounce Citizenship In 2022 – FG by jibrilELsudan: 9:14pm On Jan 26, 2023
XTHRONE:


U re a pig


SAME WORDS YOUR WIFE AND GIRLFRIENDS SAY TO YOU EACH TIME YOU PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE YOUR NYASH THEN MESS ON YOUR HAND THEN CARRY YOUR SMELLING HAND TO YOUR NOSE TO SMELL YOUR MESS

Family / Re: Who Still Remembers This Gadget? by jibrilELsudan: 8:54pm On Jan 26, 2023
I USED THIS GADGET IN THE LATE 80'S AND 90'S TO FVCK GIRLS UP AND DOWN

I REMEMBER HOW I USED TO SWITCH ON THE SIREN AND BLINKING LIGHTS ON THIS GADGET AND EVERYBODY WILL JUST RUN LIKE SAY NA LION DEY CUM

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Accommodate His Ex With Three Kids by jibrilELsudan: 8:48pm On Jan 26, 2023
I ADVICE YOU BETTER GO FOR DELIVERANCE CAUSE THIS ISN'T LOVE BUT PURE STUPIDITY

HOW CAN YOU A WOMAN WITHOUT ANY KIDS SETTLE FOR A BROKE ARSE MAN WITH 3 KIDS AND AN EX HE STILL CARES ABOUT AND OBVIOUSLY STILL FVCKING? AND WHO HAS NO SELF DIGNITY BUT TO MOVE IN WITH YOU THEN MOVE IN HIS FIRST WIFE AND THREE KIDS TO COME LIVE WITH YOU BOTH

INDEED YOU ARE EXTREMELY FOOLISH

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Politics / Re: Frank Mba Appointed As New Lagos Police Commissioner, Owohunwa For Ogun by jibrilELsudan: 6:46pm On Jan 26, 2023
THAT'S GOOD

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Politics / Re: 159 Nigerians Renounce Citizenship In 2022 – FG by jibrilELsudan: 6:06pm On Jan 26, 2023
XTHRONE:


Oh I see, after fvcking yours, good way to go



ODE AT LEAST MINE DOESN'T FVCK THEM FOR FREE

Politics / Re: 159 Nigerians Renounce Citizenship In 2022 – FG by jibrilELsudan: 4:18pm On Jan 26, 2023
XTHRONE:


After getting the sophisticated Nigeria Visa, they come to Nigeria to do what exactly?


TO FVCK YOUR WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND KUKUNASE

Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone & Started Having Nightmares? by jibrilELsudan: 4:14pm On Jan 26, 2023
BETTER GO FOR DELIVERANCE CAUSE OBVIOUSLY HER KUKUNASE CARRIES BAD LUCK

AS IT IS NOW....BAD LUCK WILL FOLLOW YOU IN ALL YOU DO AND NOTHING WILL WORK RIGHT FOR YOU AGAIN

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Agriculture / Re: Most Ladies Nowadays have stopped doing this. by jibrilELsudan: 4:05pm On Jan 26, 2023
I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

Politics / Re: 159 Nigerians Renounce Citizenship In 2022 – FG by jibrilELsudan: 3:34pm On Jan 26, 2023
OBVIOUSLY THEIR ABROAD COUNTRY DOESN'T PERMIT DUAL CITIZENSHIP THAT'S WHY THEY HAD TO RENOUNCE NIGERIA

UNTIL YOU GO LIVE ABROAD THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT NIGERIA IS A NICE COUNTRY WITH THE WAY YOU START SEEING THE WHITE PEOPLE FIGHTING TO GET THE NIGERIAN VISA TO COME TO NIGERIA

WHAT YOU NIGERIANS DON'T KNOW IS THAT THE NIGERIAN VISA IS ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT VISAS TO GET IN THE WORLD

HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN THE NIGERIAN VISA AND HOW SOPHISTICATED IT LOOKS?

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Fashion / Re: Please, Is This Outfit I Got For My Birthday Too Short To Be Worn Outside? Pics by jibrilELsudan: 10:43pm On Jan 25, 2023
SO LONG AS IT COVERS YOUR KUKUNASE..... YOU ARE GOOD TO GO

Celebrities / Re: What Do Celebs Do To Their Clothes After Wearing Them Once by jibrilELsudan: 6:28pm On Jan 25, 2023
THEY USE IT TO CLEAN THEIR NYASH

Celebrities / Re: Rosy Meurer Pounds Yam For Churchill, Says She Will Learn Anything To Please Him by jibrilELsudan: 2:31pm On Jan 25, 2023
SAME WAY HE POUNDS HER KUKUNASE

Politics / Re: Narcotic Forfeiture: PDP Seeks Court Order To Declare Tinubu Ineligible by jibrilELsudan: 5:24am On Jan 24, 2023
LEMME NOT JUST COMMENT WHAT IS ON MY MIND CAUSE IF I COMMENT WHAT IS ON MY MIND NIGERIA WILL BURN AND ELECTION WILL NOT HOLD

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Food / Re: Which Of These Is Your Least preferred? by jibrilELsudan: 8:30pm On Jan 23, 2023
CAT FISH

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE ENJOY IN THIS TASTELESS FISH

MY PREFERRED FISH IS KUKUNASE

Health / Re: I Woke Up This Morning To See This On My Skin:photo Attached by jibrilELsudan: 8:23pm On Jan 23, 2023
NA TO GO DELIVERANCE OOOOO CAUSE NA WINTCH DON MARK YOU

Politics / Re: PDP Suspension: Senator Chimaroke Nnamani Designs New Posters For Tinubu by jibrilELsudan: 8:13pm On Jan 23, 2023
THIS IS SO FUNNY

Politics / Re: Peter Obi & Datti's Wives Hold Town Hall Meeting With Kano State Women (Pics) by jibrilELsudan: 8:29pm On Jan 22, 2023
atiku4President:


I no go give you. Are you Obidient?



ABEG NA

I DEY VERY OBIDIENT

Politics / Re: Peter Obi & Datti's Wives Hold Town Hall Meeting With Kano State Women (Pics) by jibrilELsudan: 5:18pm On Jan 22, 2023
ABEG WHO GET THEIR CONTACTS?

NA MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH OOOO CAUSE I FOR LIKE FVCK HER AND HER

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