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Politics / Re: 2023: INEC Denies Allegation Of Partisanship by jibrilELsudan: 9:34pm On Feb 08, 2023
LIKE FOR PETER OBI

SHARE FOR TINUBU

REPORT FOR ATIKU

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Business / Re: Naira Swap: Customers Cook And Eat Noodle At GTBank In Aba (Video, Pictures) by jibrilELsudan: 5:09pm On Feb 08, 2023
I LIKE THEIR STYLE

DEM FOR PUT ONE TENT WITH BED FOR ONE CORNER MAKE ASHIAWOS DEY SELL THEIR KUKUNASE

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Politics / Re: Atiku Rejects Wike Stadium Offer by jibrilELsudan: 5:08pm On Feb 08, 2023
NO MIND THAT STUPID BOY CALLED WIKE WEY DON DEY USE STYLE BEG AFTER ALL THE MOUTH HIM DON MAKE

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Romance / Re: Bisexual Men Are Sweet. I Want To Marry A Bisexual Man - Lady (pic/vid) by jibrilELsudan: 5:04pm On Feb 08, 2023
I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

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Business / Re: "We Are Not Saboteurs" - ASSBIFI Seeks Safety Of Banks’ Staff, Property by jibrilELsudan: 9:35am On Feb 08, 2023
SAME WAY SATAN TILL TODAY IS CLAIMING THAT HE IS INNOCENT AND WAS SET UP BY GOD

Politics / Re: Wike Secures Court Order To Prevent PDP From Suspending him by jibrilELsudan: 6:43am On Feb 07, 2023
SO WIKE DEY FEAR SUSPENSION

WHAT A CHARLATAN

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Business / Re: How Much Do POS Operators Charge In Your Vicinity? by jibrilELsudan: 2:57pm On Feb 06, 2023
SensetionalGoal:



Lies...



ODE

Celebrities / Re: Tems Having A Moment With Mary J Blige, DJ Khaled And Rick Ross After Grammy Win by jibrilELsudan: 2:55pm On Feb 06, 2023
WITH THE WAY RICK ROSS AND DJ KHALED ARE SHAKING HER HAND.... IT'S VERY OBVIOUS THEY WANT TO SHAKE HER KUKUNASE

Business / Re: How Much Do POS Operators Charge In Your Vicinity? by jibrilELsudan: 10:57am On Feb 06, 2023
I WENT TO WITHDRAW 100K....THE POS LADY TOLD ME SHE WILL COLLECT 20K......I THEN ASKED HER IF SHE INCLUDED HER PRICE OF FVCK INSIDE THE 20K

Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Rabiu Kwankwaso And Governor Ganduje by jibrilELsudan: 9:27am On Feb 06, 2023
WHEN THEY WERE STILL SELLING KULI KULI AND MESHAI AND MAN-POWER

Politics / Re: Atiku Will Restructure Nigeria Within Six Months – Nwodo by jibrilELsudan: 5:57pm On Feb 04, 2023
PESIN WEY NEVER FIT RESTRUCTURE HIM WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS KUKUNASE

Politics / Re: El-Rufai Accuses CBN Of Printing Only ₦300bn New Notes After Mopping N2 Trillion by jibrilELsudan: 5:41pm On Feb 04, 2023
SO SELLERS FROM THE NORTH LOADED THEIR TOMATOES ONTO A LORRY THEN DROVE HUNDREDS OF KILOMETERS TO LAGOS THEN WATCHED THEIR GOODS SPOIL BECAUSE THEY REFUSED TO COLLECT BANK TRANSFER FROM THEIR REGULAR BUYERS WHOM THEY HAVE BEEN IN BUSINESS WITH FOR DECADES


INDEED THE THINKING MENTALITY OF NIGERIANS NEEDS TO BE STUDIED AND RESEARCHED CAUSE INDEED NIGERIANS ARE NOT OK IN THEIR MEDULLA OBLONGATA

Politics / Re: Drone View Of APC 'Zone A' Rally In Bida Township Stadium, Niger State (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 5:32pm On Feb 04, 2023
PHOTOSHOP

Business / Re: Sugarcane Seller Using POS For His Business - Photos by jibrilELsudan: 5:28pm On Feb 04, 2023
NA ASHAWOS REMAIN TO UPGRADE TO POS

Politics / Re: Tinubu Is The Next President Of Nigeria - Buhari At Nasarawa Rally by jibrilELsudan: 5:23pm On Feb 04, 2023
BUHARI WHEN HE RETURNS BACK TO ASO ROCK

Food / Re: What Was Your Childhood Food Fantasy? (Pics) by jibrilELsudan: 4:06pm On Feb 03, 2023
KUKUNASE AND WARM MILK

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Not Among Those Sabotaging Tinubu - El-Rufai (Video) by jibrilELsudan: 4:01pm On Feb 03, 2023
BEFORE NKO?

OSINBAJO GET LIVER BEFORE?

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Politics / Re: INEC Accuses Pat Utomi Of ‘Invading’ Lagos Office, Reports Him To DSS & Police by jibrilELsudan: 3:50pm On Feb 03, 2023
INDEED THIS INEC PEOPLE ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET


THIS IS LIKE A MAN SAYING AS HE WAS SITING IN HIS PARLOR WATCHING ACTION FILM THEN A STRANGER WALKED INTO HIS HOUSE AND WENT INTO HIS BEDROOM AND CLIMBED HIS MATRIMONIAL BED AND FVCKED HIS WIFE

TV/Movies / Re: Linda Ikeji With Cast Of Dark October At The Movie’s Premiere by jibrilELsudan: 3:16pm On Feb 03, 2023
LINDA IKEJI IS A TERRIBLE EVIL WOMAN FROM THE DEEPEST PIT OF HELL

LIKE HOW CAN SHE THINK OF PROFITING FROM SUCH A TRAGEDY THAT EVEN ME HAVE CHOSEN TO FORGET

SHE JUST REOPENED OLD WOUNDS AND SHE WILL REAP THE CALAMITY THAT IS GOING TO BEFALL HER

IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH HER AND HER CHIDRENS CHIDRENS

Politics / Re: Buhari Asks Nigerians To Give Him 7 Days To Resolve Naira Notes Scarcity by jibrilELsudan: 2:13pm On Feb 03, 2023
SEVEN DAYS ONTOP WETIN?

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Politics / Re: UNIBEN Management Appeals For Calm Over Students’ Clash With Soldiers On Campus by jibrilELsudan: 2:10pm On Feb 03, 2023
membranus:


You must be living in your own dreamland to even believe what you wrote above.

Uniben students to shake the whole Nigeria! When they can't even shake the whole Ugbowo township area.



INDEED YOU ARE VERY STUPID

I GUESS YOUR BRAIN IS TOO FLAT TO SEE WHERE I SAID "UNIBEN OF OLD"

IT'S VERY OBVIOUS YOU WERE NOT MATURED IN THE 80'S OR 90'S OR MAYBE YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN CAUSE IF YOU HAD SENSE BACK THEN.....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT WHEN THE UNIBEN OF OLD STARTS THEIR CRAZE...IT USUALLY TAKES THE OBA OF BENIN TO LEAVE HIS PALACE TO CUM BEG THEM TO CALM DOWN

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Politics / Re: UNIBEN Management Appeals For Calm Over Students’ Clash With Soldiers On Campus by jibrilELsudan: 9:57am On Feb 03, 2023
APPEALS FOR CALM ONTOP WETIN?


BENIN MUST BURN

THIS SOLDIERS GET LUCK SEY NO BE THE UNIBEN OF OLD DEM JAM

BY NOW NO SINGLE SOLDIER FOR GET LIVER STAY BENIN

BY NOW THE WHOLE NIGERIA WOULD HAVE BEEN SHAKING

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Politics / Re: UNIBEN Students Protest Assault By Soldiers, Shut School Gate by jibrilELsudan: 9:38am On Feb 03, 2023
IT'S FROM SOLDIERS ACTING LIKE THE ANIMALS THEY ARE.... THAT'S WHY BOKO HARAM WAS ABLE TO WIN THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE IN THE NORTH

NOW IMAGINE IF DURING THIS FRACAS..FULANI HERDSMEN PLUS BANDITS SHOWED UP AND ENGAGED AND NEUTRALIZED ALL THESE USELESS SOLDIERS.....HOW DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WOULD REACT?.... EVERYBODY INCLUDING YOU PEOPLE HERE ON NAIRALAND WOULD BE PRAISING THE HERDSMEN AND BANDITS


AS THE SAYING GOES......

THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIEND

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Peter Obi And Yemi Osinbajo by jibrilELsudan: 6:35pm On Feb 02, 2023
ABEG MAKE PITOBI GO CLEANSE HIM HAND BEFORE YEMI BAD LUCK GO ENTER HIM BODY

Politics / Re: Tinubu Meets With Ooni Of Ife, Osun Traditional Rulers (Photos by jibrilELsudan: 6:26pm On Feb 02, 2023
WHAT A MIGHTY SACRILEGE

IMAGINE A WHOLE OONI BOWING DOWN TO TINUBU......A MERE HUMAN WITH NO ROYAL BLOOD AND ANCESTRY

THIS IS THE GREATEST ABOMINATION EVER TO BE COMMITTED BY AN OONI AND THERE IS GRAVE CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS STUPID ACTION

FOR THE OONI TO WILLINGLY BOW DOWN TO TINUBU.....HE WILL FACE THE WRATH OF THE GODS

AND FOR TINUBU TO WILLINGLY ACCEPT THE BOW FROM THE OONI.....HE WILL FACE THE WRATH OF THE GODS



NOBODY SHOULD @ME CAUSE MY HEAD DEY BOIL

Business / Re: Customers Fighting Inside Banking Hall (Video) by jibrilELsudan: 6:13pm On Feb 02, 2023
THIS IS SO FUNNY

INDEED NIGERIANS ARE A CURSED SPECIE

RATHER THAN FIGHT THE BANK....THEY ARE FIGHTING THEMSELVES

HOW CURSED CAN NIGERIANS BE THAT THEY HAVE CREATED AN EXCHANGE RATE FOR THE NAIRA WITH THE POS VENDORS

LIKE THEY ARE PREPARED TO PAY POS VENDORS DOUBLE THE AMOUNT JUST TO HAVE THE NAIRA CASH

INDEED NIGERIANS ARE A CURSED HUMAN

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Business / Re: CBN Tells Banks To Issue New Notes Over The Counter - Chika Mbonu by jibrilELsudan: 2:57pm On Feb 02, 2023
CONFUSED ANIMALS

VERY SOON THEY WILL TELL BANKS TO START ISSUING KUKUNASE IN PLACE OF NAIRA NOTES

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Business / Re: Some Effect Of Cashless Policy by jibrilELsudan: 2:56pm On Feb 02, 2023
THIS IS JUST BEYOND STUPID

THERE IS SCARCITY OF PHYSICAL NAIRA NOTES BUT IS THE NAIRA SCARCE IN THEIR ACCOUNTS AS WELL?......CAUSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SELLING PERISHABLE GOODS WILL ONLY INSIST ON CASH WHEN THEY CAN ACCEPT TRANSFERS?

Celebrities / Re: Life Coach, Solomon Buchi Shares Photos From His Wedding To His Fianceé, Adeola by jibrilELsudan: 9:43am On Feb 02, 2023
I FOR LIKE FVCK HER

Business / Re: Woman Goes Naked At Access Bank Due To Inability To Get Cash by jibrilELsudan: 11:37pm On Feb 01, 2023
NAIRALAND BOYZ WHEN THEY ARE WATCHING THE VIDEO

Politics / Re: Police Launches "Smartforce" Database Management System by jibrilELsudan: 10:11pm On Feb 01, 2023
SOME POLICE OFFICERS WILL NOT LIKE THESE CAUSE THEY ARE WANTED CRIMINALS

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Education / Re: “Our Client Wanted To Say Pupsy"– Lawyer Writes To Federal Polytechnic Nekede by jibrilELsudan: 4:37pm On Feb 01, 2023
WHAT A BUNCH OF ODES


PUPSY AND PUSSY DON'T EVEN SOUND ALIKE TO EVEN SLIP INTO

IT'S LIKE HER SAYING SHE WAS ABOUT FRYING SOME HOT DOG THEN PRICK NOW SLIPPED INTO HER KUKUNASE

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