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haywire07:
U mean they have started inviting people for test?

Yes. I took my online test on 21/09/2016.
I think its based of selection. And most people who received the test invites applied for N-Teach.
Though I did not receive acknowledgment when I applied but was shocked when I got the text invite. I just did it , not that I am even interested again cus that 23k is low.

Mosesoly:
Please those that have done the test, how was it and how did you do it, I have not received a message from them and which site should one log in to do it. if you can share the link

One mathematics question, few English questions, one or two current affairs, then questions on your class of degree, physical fitness and whether you would like to be deployed to rural or urban area. 20 minutes for the test.

Yorubamafia:
Where are those defending patience Jonathan? If buhari can probe a former governor who is a fellow northerner, who is Patience who never held any constitutional position to escape probe? Mama Piss must go to jail

He is probing him because the man opposed him. If they were in the same camp , the dullard wouldn't have probed him.

solacesolutions:
Does 100k get anyone off the street ? Really i want to know how much it takes to live off the street

Didn't you read where he promised him a job?

careytommy7:
No, but for the mentality of our people, don't.



exactly. I remember a cousin of mine during his child's naming ceremony wanted to christen his son after himself, for example Carey jnr. Everybody and his Uncle were totally against it saying naming him Junior means he will always be a junior to others in every position he finds himself throughout his life. my cousin named him after himself anyway but the Jnr title was dropped.

so why didn't they name him senior so he will be above others? Naija pple with dia thinking sef dey tire me

tayooluwole:
I have not for once seen anybody bearing jesus or naming his child jesus in Nigeria... The question is, is there any sin in that ?

No, its not a sin. South Americans, Central Americans and spaniards bear the name Jesus. Example, Jesus Navas of man city.

LabiaDestroyer:
Nokia has always been reliable
Am sure this device would fare better than crappy devices like injoo, itel, fly, Malaya etc flooding the Nigerian market...

@461 dollars? Hell No. Not for average Nigerians bro.

CzarRex:
Nigerians and scam are like

D*ck & P*ssy

Adeoba10:
Wole Soyinka. What is Sarcasm?

Ask Google?

gunpoint:
This Derenle nyash go done wide sha

u put ur head inside ?

Adeoba10:
Useless set of ppl.... Na so holy Mary dey dress.....

Did you ask a question? If so there should be question mark(?) and not dot dot dot (...)

Cutezt:
1- Coca Cola

https://weknowyourdreams.com/images/coca-cola/coca-cola-02.jpg

One thing most people have probably heard about the
creation of Coca-Cola is that the original recipe had
cocaine in it. Well, that is 100 percent accurate. In
fact, it was cocaine and alcohol mixed together.
The story of Coca-Cola can be traced back to Parisian
chemist Angelo Mariani. He made a drink called Vin
Marine, that mixed wine and cocaine. It was.
incredibly popular, because mixing cocaine and alcohol
actually creates a third drug called cocaethylene.
Cocaethylene acts like cocaine, except that it is more
euphoric.
Seeing the popularity of the drink and hoping to
siphon off some for himself, Dr. John Stith Pemberton,
a pharmacist living in Atlanta, worked on developing
his own Cocoa French Wine. Pemberton, who had a
morphine addiction stemming from an injury he received
during the Civil War, made a concoction he called
Pemberton’s French Wine Coca, which was marketed as
a cure all that would help “invigorate sexual organs.”
The drink sold well, as one would expect from a drink
that mixed cocaine and alcohol. But then in 1886,
Pemberton ran into a problem because one of his wine’s
main components became illegal in Atlanta. And no, it
wasn’t the cocaine. 34 years before the rest of the
country, Atlanta enacted a prohibition law that meant
alcoholic drinks could no longer be sold.
To get around the law, Pemberton replaced the
alcohol with sugar syrup and called the drink “Coca-
Cola: The temperance drink.” Without much else to
drink, Coca-Cola became incredibly popular. However,
Pemberton didn’t live long enough to see the fruits of
his labor. In 1888, the maker of America’s bestselling
cocaine-wine died of stomach cancer. We’re sure his
product (or that pesky morphine addiction) had nothingj
to do with his illness.
After Pemberton’s death, Coca-Cola continued to grow
in popularity. In 1899, they introduced Coke in
bottles, and it became very popular with African
Americans, who didn’t have access to fountain pop
because of segregation laws. This led to fear among
middle class white people that cocaine drinking black
people might start attacking white people, and the
police would be powerless to stop them. So in 1903,
cocaine was removed from the recipe and it was
replaced with more sugar and caffeine.
Since then, Coca-Cola has had a long and storied
history with many ups and downs. In May 2016, the
company (built from an alcoholic drink made with
cocaine that was developed by a morphine addicted
Civil War vet who ripped off a French chemist)
celebrated its 130 anniversary.
Currently, Coca-Cola is the third most valuable brand ,
just behind Apple and Microsoft. It’s the biggest food
and beverage company in the history of civilization.

Source - http://vidscoop..co.ke/2016/09/6-soft-drinks-in-nigeria-and-its-origin.html

Seun lalasticlala we done here sirs

And the latest one, big cola should be added please. Thank you

Another fruitless trip.

kenonze:
Walahi.

How can u sentence a man /boy (under-age) Who doesn't even know that such law exist?


What happens to the cattle.

The government takes custodian?

so 18 is under age? Please u need to grab a copy of the 1999 Constitution of Federal Republic of Nigeria.

kenonze:
Walahi.

How can u sentence a man /boy (under-age) Who doesn't even know that such law exist?


What happens to the cattle.

The government takes custodian?

so 18 is under age Please u need to grab a copy of the 1999 Constitution of Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I see no cuteness here jur

That's how we roll

wanna use this opportunity to welcome myself back from the long ban on nairaland. People could be wicked in this hunger and recession times. Anyways, you could only ban me from commenting but not from reading. Ban me again and watch me create multiple accounts.

KillerFrost:
Infinix above Samsung In Nigeria ? .....Did u drink kai kai before ranking this stuff? .....abeg tell me the difference between infinix and tecno?....keep massaging your ego and living in denial ......It's obvious you're an infinix fan

tell am... and Huawei is not on that list?

9PBLIVE:
That's my ranking. If you disagree drop yours

Don't abuse please!!

apple na phone abi na operating system? And what is infinix doing ahead of SAMSUNG on ur that list?

progress69:
Sharap. So ur hero was foolish too to bliv the scam. I mean Jonathan

ur fada.... animol...

progress69:
If Jonathan, a sitting president, could not proove Chibok is a scam with the DSS, Military intelligence, police spy, and others.....who is the nonentity that will just sit down on his or her Godforsaken home to claim Chibok was a scam. The girls have been captured on Video by the always resurrecting she-cow, and the pics of the girls corresponded with the pics released of the missing girls. Even the clowns talking rubbiah here were the same people condeming police for blocking the BBOG. Even Mitchell Obama, and other internation VIPs that campaigned for their release my be very stupid to bliv the scam.with the CIA, FBI and the likes. Rubbish

They all fell for the SCAM. If its not a SCAM, let them rescue the kidnapped girls to prove us wrong. After all, Buhari's promise of rescuing the so called kidnapped girls is long overdue. No wonder, they presented a girl to us a day b4 our democracy day 2016, that it was one of the missing girls who was rescued, just to make it look as if they have fulfilled one of their promise.

Who cares?

Bolustic:
This piece is not only trashy and full of bad belle junk journalism.

How on earth would you include Fayemi under whose the comatose Ajaokuta steel mill is being revived, what the PDP couldn't do in their 16 years of brazen corruption? How come nobody heard of Nickel under the previous minister of mining?

Including Fasola is just too laughable, Lagos-Ibadan, Oyo-Ogbomoso, Calabar-... Expressways, the fixing of the Apapa bridge and other roads are few of the palpable facts that he is trying his best not to mention improved power supply, this year(precisely July 19) I enjoyed enjoyed 21 hours of uninterrupted power supply.

As for Kemi, IMO,it is too early to judge her, she met a moribund economy beautified and garnished with false figures. I'll buy her more time, I cant forget the Efficiency Unit she introduced.

Who on earth is rating the Budget minister low? was he the one who padded the budget? It is on record that it was during his tenure that budget padding was exposed.

For the fact that you enjoyed 21 hours of uninterrupted power supply just for one day does not mean Fashola is working or Nigerians are enjoying power supply. If you care to know, in my area, we only have 6hours of power supply out of 24hours. Sometimes, we do not even have light for 2-3days. And I believe same goes for many Nigerians too. And what will you say about the high electricity tarrif?

So peaceful protest is now a crime in Nigeria? Anyways, I hope Oby Ezekwesily learn her lesson.

Yea it exists. A situation whereby so many people have passed a particular road, and when u are passing u experience cobweb, that is a sign demonic cobwebs. Sometimes, even in a public vehicle which many passengers have entered and alighted , and u experience cobwebs, then its demonic cobwebs.

lielbree:
I'm telling you the honest truth!
I was in the market yesterday, Nigerian rice 20k last!

No be lie. The one am eating here is full of stones. Na so so small small limestone full am. If u cook it, the rice keep breaking into pieces like tuwo chinkafa.

Moreoffaith:
This is how an educated fellow should behave, You impact your knowledge on others, not those who come up here to display the foolishness in them.. more wisdom and understanding man..

U are welcome my brother. Thank you too. Nobody is perfect and nobody is above mistake.

We already know

kan12:
Nigerians no go kill person
I just heard someone saying
"Gimme Tin Tomatoes the sachet
one"

Jesus...

Alhaji1970:
The Federal Government should pay September salary before Friday o!

You lost that privilege immediately GEJ lost in the last election. Anyways, most private school teachers have not been paid their august salaries and I wonder how they gonna cope.