₦airaland Forum

Na game shop sure pass. But you must d guard your phone cus boyz are not smiling at all.

Let him go... He is not worth it and marriage is not by force except you want to live a miserable marital life my sister. Please dont have sex with any man who has not put a ring on your finger.

Hedonistically:
Why should a normal straight guy feel happy to be naked in front of other guys? So that they would admire each other's dicks or what? Isn't that supposed to be gayish behaviour?

Ask him abeg

He cries
He smiles
He eats
He shits
He uses a phone
He cooks
He wears cloth
He dances
He sleeps
He kisses
He claps
He watches movies
He clubs
He listens to music
He goes to the market etc

21. He visits nairaland

That means all men in Nigeria both born and unborn in Nigeria are gay. @op, including you and your fada.

bayocanny:
Lol, where u wan make I see OBJ

Lol.... For im Ota Farm nah!!! Abi him don relocate ni? But neva go ooo cus him never come back from Kenya sha

Why didnt he make the pix and video of his sack and take to social media? Anyways, am happy for him even though i dont know who he is.

bayocanny:
FYI, am still young in my prime I will never die untimely death, I will live long to witness the glory of the lord manifesting in my life...pls becareful of your utterances

Lol... Amen.... Nothn will kill u now. But anyways, ask OBJ ur question.

izzou:
God will help us. 2019 is going to be tough sha. Nigerians may be more enlightened by then

For real, but malos will still vote their son cus they of their religious and ethnic bigotry.

izzou:
They haven't fulfilled even one of their promises. But my greatest fear is that Nigerians aren't seeing the incompetency, instead we are using ethnicity as a yardstick to measure good governance.

A Yoruba man will vote buhari again because of the hatred of the easterners and an igbo man will prefer any other person asides from the west and north.

All these is blinding US from seeing the loopholes in this government

This is just my greatest fear

Hmmmmm..... Am speechless my brother. All we do in this country is religious and ethnic politics. Nigerians are always devided along ethnic and religious lines in everything. At least the last administration carried everyone along, and not this present administration where appointments are lopsided.
1 Dollar to a naira is more than 400 naira now. So which way Nigeria?

bayocanny:
Oga, tell me how a prisoner would be relevant in a society?

Go and ask Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo a.k.a OBJ. He has the perfect Answer to your question. Or better still, when you die, you can ask Nelson Mandela or go to Mandela's grave and drop ur questionaire.

izzou:
No solutions at all

I know governance ain't easy, but they seem to spend more time pointing accusing fingers and dwelling on the past than even moving forward.

Any complaints made is countered with the excuse that oil prices have fallen.

Buhari may have a heart to rule well, but he doesn't have a plan. Its just like a driver wishing his faulty car could start, but doesn't know what to repair

U killed it bro. I think Buhari and APC never knew they could win. Further more , they rode to power on the back of false manifesto and propaganda. Nigeria is so complex for Buhari to handle. If he doesnt take time, he wont even fix anything b4 2019.

izzou:
That's just the perfect word

So perfect

My broda, lets just be watching them, all I know is that u and i will always survive no matter the condition of this country, but all we are saying is that Nigerians are suffering and they seem not to be solutions sooner to this.

izzou:

Lol
Whether buhari is working or not, the country is hard and businesses are finding it hard to survive.
The Kuje inmates are assured of a two square meal. Not all FREE Nigerians have that

Lol.... Only a sentimental fool will oppose your comments bro. Times are just hard, business activities are crippling cus of this directionless economy.

izzou:
And how's Nigeria today? Maybe the treatment in prison could be preferable? Or aren't you feeling any hardship?

Oops. I forgot. Your mother still pays the bills.

I don't support biafra, am proudly igbo and like I said, kanu will ever be relevant than you even in your own house, on your matrimonial bed, or in the lives of your children

Don't take it as an insult oh

Cheers

I love your matured and diplomatic response.
This line got me drooling. 'and how is nigeria today?'

Becuase they are bad heads. There is no way 99 bad heads can be better than 1 good head.

Seconded

Eyaaa.... E pain am....
This man plus nff are unpatriotic. A Japanese celebrated and appreciated the bronze which you refused to celebrate and appreciate.
Why wont Siasia be involved in shaddy deals when you are owing him 5months salary?
Was Siasia also in charge of the entire Nigerian Athletic team that failed wholefully @the Olympics? Nonsense

WilliamXII:
Dear Sir,
this post should have a "Learning View"...what about those who cannot afford to school in this wonderful utopias of cultural integration and decorum.
It is only when we have retired this abroadian way of reasoning and try making our country investor and industry friendly that we would achieve some sort of parity in terms of employment.
Studying abroad is not a "sure-banker" route to gainfully paid employment in Nigeria...it can compared to winning a visa lottery making anyone a happy "abroadian".

The post is correct in so many ways but have failed to convince me that getting lynched in the streets of Moscow or that of Belgrade will ensure me a guaranteed job in Nigeria.

Digressing a bit, if we gather all the resources used to send all our "brained" students abroad to get most of these notable academicians from the land of the "abroadians" to a central prime academic government institution in Nigeria; tell me if the products from such institutions will not be world class.

As a card-carrying "dialist" working in the land of the "abroadians" with a salary that most "abroadian" educated Nigerians only dream about I say "The race is not unto the swift...".
I humbly ask that I don't get trolled.
Best regard,
WilliamXII.


p.s. I reserve the right to edit my post to reflect my current state of mind... egbukwalam biko!

WTF!!! Cant believe you took ur time posting this incoherent of the incoherent. Couldnt comprehend shit in your write ups.

@op, all those who schooled and are schooling abroad are opportuned
thats all. Schooling abroad does not guarantee you automatic employment in Nigeria, but connection does.

This topic is dead on arrival. Was it not yesterday someone posted on this platform that he spent more than 6million naira for his Masters Degree programme abroad, and he is still unemployed? The painful aspect was that he sold his late dad's land property to pay for the fee.

Excuzeme:
No, people in the North are normal.

YOU, are the ANIMAL l was referring to.

Anuofia.

I got ur back.

fredola77:
like seriously! Ure cuming?

Yea can i cum in ur mouth?

Samtob90:
You are under our watch list, you may be the next scape goat like your brother Iroko

Hausa sheep has sense than you. Get lost

Go see a demertologist

We waiting...

timilinda:
Lol! U HATE women. Yet u LOVE ur mum! Keep deceiving urself! I hope u marry a man...

But him lie?

Mogbe!!! Nigerians dey learn for where Kenyans dey. Kenyans schooling us since 1900

I will only take u seriously when you put 2face Idibia , Banky W, P Square, Davido, Phyno, MI, Jessy Jags, Tiwa Savage and Wizkid on that list.

Seeing ice prince, kcee, and d'banj on your list shows how ridiculous u could be. You know nothing about music. Abeg go sidon for gutter @op

midolian:
In reaction to a tweet by mobilepunch which reads "Not everybody has perfect sense organs", Kemi Olunloyo, the Online Snitchlady saw this as an opportunity to express what she feels about Nigerian men as she tweeted "Most Nigerian men are IMPOTENT. I get a lot of secret e-mails asking for Pharmaceutical advice"...This didn't go down well with this twitter user.

See tweets below..

https://mobile.twitter.com/HNNAfrica/status/769672516268855296?p=v

The 2nd response kills it all. What an epic response....