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Ogun state, please be nice

RoyalSleek:
NEWS HEADLINES
Monday 15th May, 2017.

- NYSC to close portal today as 2017 Batch A registration comes to a halt.

- COUNTDOWN: 3 days away from printing of call up letters as PCMS hit orientation camps in 8days.

- Tension in the air as PCMS nationwide begin 3days fasting & prayers to make stream 1.

- NNF PCMS converge on Batch A 2017 thread to offer supplications for desired states.

- "We are good to go" Lagos & Abuja PCM hopefuls say.

- "Don't let Konji fall your hand" Veteran corp member tells PCMS ahead of 3weeks regimented life in camp.

- "Behave yourselves in camp" Lagos big boy & a serving corp member narrates ordeal with Soldiers at Iyana-Ipaja orientation camp, Lagos.


More headlines at 10am. Stay tuned.

minister of information,,,, great job bro

iamwizzle:
3 days to end of registration


6 days to printing of CALLUP Letter


11 days to CAMPING

Cc
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient, andrewtosin
Retroshawty, pluviophile,
Tunnyz7', mycodon,
Rexling, pinkyruledworld,
Apreel, potatosalad,
GhettoG1, svelte98,
Sadiq3051, whiteraven,
Gee001, junki04,
Robynwelo1, edithspecials,
Christ1stlove, emcee6,


Et al

no be small thing,,, I'm yet to buy my stuffs,,,

Mustack:
News bit
@jigganappy

Tension browl as pcm panick over streams you can find that on the front page of vanguard news paper.

DOB moving to advance level you can find that on back pafe of tribune news paper.

hahahahaha! exactly

NEWS HOUR

it's 7:30

And now the headlines:

TENSION in the house as the count down to printing of call up letter is just 7 days ahead


The Coordinating President Exeasy, GCFR has been decleared the ACTING president


LOVE DOWN as LINDABELL turns down Segunk1's proposal

we'll be bak

NEWS LIVE


EFCC boss declares FUNNYDUDE wanted over alleged fake Medical Certificate Scandal and extortion from PCM

EGHOSAGRAVITI appointed as the new Minister of Power and Crime

NEWS HEADLINE TODAY

ROMANTIC moment as the Comptroller General of NAFDAC, Segunk1 propose to his long time Crush, LINDABELL on his birthday

Late birthday wishes from the Coordinating president Exeasy stares controversy

Mandibeauty Fails to send Segunk1 birthday wishes,

Minister of women affairs, Chriswazo and other ministers Congratulates the NAFDAC Boss as he marks another birthday


Failed attempt by the Former Tyranny Maj Gen, Funtan to assassinate the Attorney General and Media Personality, Jiggernappy, GCON, SAN, NNF, NYSC sends him to life imprisonment


Minister of Transport extends free Transport scheme to NYSC camp to all the state for only persons in Stream 1


we'll bring you more after the commercial, stay tuned

segunk1:
OMG! Where do I start from Awww! Love dey this thread ooo. See mentions full ground breketeeh

Segunk1, we love u ooo etim! lol,,, welcome bak, where the gbedu dey happen?

Mr president, (coordinator) exeasy GCFR, Bsc, NNF, NYSC
The Senate President
The Attorney General
The Chief of Air Staff
The Minister of Women affairs
The Minister of Transport
The Comptroller General Of NAFDAC
The Chairman of EFCC

et al

i observe every existing protocols

It is with great joy that we are gathered to celebrate one of the greatest of us, who's in turn a Minister this Forum

On the behalf of my self The Attorney General and the entire NNF, i wish my well acting minister ABULOR SEGUNK1 a very happy birthday Celebration



signed: Attorney General and Minister of Justice
Jiggernappy, GCON, NNF, NYSC

mandibeauty:
Hehehe. I don't believe you.

lol! how u doing?

Sadiq3051:
when did you register?

20th precisely

i just got a message from NYSC, Ogun please be nice yo me

baggage ready, files completed,,, waiting to wear a new haircut just like someone said

camp will be fun,,,

who plays scrabble here?

BBC NEWS
THE PRESIDENT IS BACK, HALE AND HEARTY,
crowd gathered to welcome the president
He's a robot not our president, Senate President

NEWS HEADLINE

ROSIELUV calls for gender equality, says she is fit to lead the house

Maj Gen, Funtan too sick in jail, Senate passes bills to release him in the condition that he'll not be found in a gathering of not more than 5 persons and a bail term of 7months allowee

Bussieboi's poster seen every where across Borno NYSC Camp,

The President will b back says minister of women affairs

CNN LIVE

Crisis as The people of NNF vies for a new president

Maj, Gen Funtun Goes to jail

War as the former CSO refuses to hand over to Kdon0000 as the new CSO

Controversies as the Senate Frees Knacker and Nominates him For the Vice president

Senate, in page 15, if the president fails to appear, we'll impeach him, Senate president Exeasy

NTA NEW

EFCC BOSS, Mustack provides prove of the NYSC vex found in knackers house as court adjourns the hearing to page 30

FAILED COUP as the former military Ruler Maj, Gen Funtan plans to take over presidency

AIT NEWS

9 days after swearing in, the president has not made a speech, NNF Really worried

Women Affairs Minister, Chriswazo counts on the senate for the appointment of Kdon0000 as the CSO of NNF

Minister of Transport, Really happy over the sack of The CSO, Bussieboi

War as Knacker refuses to appear in court over alleged theft

Senate approves the impeachment of the president, says his absent in the next FEC meeting will decide

NEWS FEED

The Chief Security of NNF has been impeached, following the allege Treason against the presidency and CBN governor, full details will be communicated later

Jodababa interested in the race, calls for impeachment of the President and a Re-election

Knacker Denies the allegations over him by the EFCC boss, Says No proves

THE CHANNELS NEWS

Mexyz not competence says Minister of Finance, Mandibeauty

EFCC discovers 10 round neck polos and Three official NYSC jacket in Knacker's house, Minister Chriswazo not pleased with that

Nairaland NYSC Forum, NNF Petitions Mexyz over missing Allowance

The President confirmed sick, secretly flow to Akwa Ibom Camp for treatments,

The NNF Chief Security Officer Bussieboi not pleased with the president elect, calls for a re-election

EFCC boss, Mustack says fake Medical Certificate is not corruption,,,



After the break, CHANNELS NEWS continues, don't go no where

Chriswazo:
, lol! ROTFL! LWCMR! Guy where u from come which discipline u graduate from in fact send Me ur address or contact sharparly

lol! Graduate of Electrical/Electronics Engrn, FEDERAL POLY OKO

greatest Ogun state for the clarion
zero 8 zero tiri five six 5 two 6 tiri 9

NEWS HOUR

The Nairaland NYSC Forum NNF, worried over the new President Junki04 says he might be sick

Senate, says it is too early to vouch for the impeachment of the Newly sworn in President

Minister of Woman affair acquires a new NYSC tennis Shoe

Presidency appoints Myxyz as the Central Bank Governor, Ministers not pleased

Minister Mandibeauty, not active says NNF

Angelswt appointed as the Minister of Culture and Tourism

We'll go on commercials when we return we'll tell you more

The EFCC boss Mustack, says Junki04's victory not credible and transparent

The New President Of NNF, absent In the FEC executive meeting today,
Senate President not active, says Minister of Information

Mustack:
@minister of justice I hope all constitution is actively vibrant..
Work don start.
Under section 7 1(4) of NNF constitution state that the past adminstration shiuld produce a solid report on how 3000+ is been remitted to NYSC for just a single printout that suppose to be free.

NEWSFLASH

EFCC begins probe of the former president of NNF over alleged 3000+ for call up/green card printout

The Minister of Women Affairs, Chriswazo in hot sex scandal,

Minister of Transport promisses free vehicle to convey corpers to camp but for only PCMS of Ogun state

The New president, Junki04 has been sworn in, promisses to lead the PCM to camp

The Attorney General, JIGGERNAPPY urges all Appointees to resume duty as they declare their assets

Junki04:
Thank you guys.. During my tenure, hopefully we all get our preferred Choice of states. and every other issues dealt with.. Shalom!

Swearing In Ceremony
The Immediate Past President, (Uzeba) GCFR

The vice President GCON (Eze Knacker 1)

The Senate President (exeasy )

The Minister of Works (yureyes)

The Comptroller General of NAFDAC (Segunk1)

The Minister of information (Lai Bashnigga)

The Minister of Transport to Camp (mandibeauty)

The Cheif of Security (Bussieboi)

The Chief of Air Staff (Aspdrone)

The of EFCC (mustack)

The Attorney General and Minster of Justice (Jiggernappy)

The Minister Of Women affair (Chriswazo)

The minister of Education (Christly99)

The Minister for Foreign Affairs (Itzwizzle)

The minister of finance (cutestcutie84)

The Director General of NYSC (Chumaster), all protocols observed,

i welcome you all to this great ceremony, and as the Chief Justice of the Nairaland NYSC federation (NNF)

I hereby install Junki04 as the new president of NNF


Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,
Et al

uzeba:
u don win already!

The God father himself

DonVeek:
Lols. see as you hijack all of them. you no go allow dem declare where dey wan belong. Bussieboi abeg come out where you hide o we gat plan our take over o!

lol! Politics bro,,, i have the right clicks,
Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,
Et al

it's 7 more pages to election, please let's do dis together!!! I'll take you guys to camp itch free, LET'S synergise, JIGGERNAPPY FOR PAGE 500

DonVeek:
Na by primary election? we go see

lol! wen i have em Chrizwazo, knacker, the great segunk and the God father Uzoba and the likes of iamwizzle as my campaign manager et al, why i go fear, who be your God father?

victory148:
Page 500 loading, gat my eyes on the throne.
#PowerPlay

politician that has no party and did not participate in primary election is that one politician? lol!

Vote JIGGERNAPPY for page 500,

segunk1:
seconded.

thirdeded!

Abeg eh, d day i collected my statement of result, it rained heavily, hence, i had to laminate it,,, abeg i hope say e no go be wahala For Ogun state camp,


abulor, make una put mouth for this matter,

meanwhile, ardeypealz, watsup? i like the way u walk, are u walking my way?

zagadat1:
Na OYO I hear for mine ooo!

how did d voice sounded? cos mine was audible,,, lol!