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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 4:22pm On Sep 12, 2014
charijee: Sup Jigs.....runaway brother.....welcome back
lol thanks sister


where's lanickyhuh?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 1:03pm On Sep 12, 2014
Cheriepet: Helo Jiggy.... hope u are feeling beta now n d chicken has taken its pox away? smiley
how did u no?

and yes the pox is leaving, I need the chicken alive
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 12:27pm On Sep 12, 2014
wetin dey sup
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by JigsawKillah(m): 11:38am On Sep 12, 2014
SammyHoe: Thumbs up to God for using me.
I'll update soon
I like u ehn
dis ur "soon" mean say u r typing
abi LA?
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by JigsawKillah(m): 11:08am On Sep 12, 2014
this is what I told em
as long as you are a writer, you can't surprise me lol
I read things others don't read
its just the way Sammy brings them is what really amazed me
sammyhoe is good and Rose isn't bad either, good thing she hasn't made a suicide attempt yet
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Literature › Re: Shadows From The Past....[The Past Came Haunting]-- A Short Story. by JigsawKillah(m): 10:48am On Sep 12, 2014
I lik
D9ty7: Thank God you have commented. Now it is a great story.How I wish I haven't updated. But all the same let that thing that happened in 1923 not repeat itself.
I want to believe the bolded word there was mistakenly omitted


that breakfast part is so real
I hate that part when there's about to be an occasion. most of the time, I end up having eaten too much and when I need rest, I sleep on the bare floor
Literature › Re: Shadows From The Past....[The Past Came Haunting]-- A Short Story. by JigsawKillah(m): 8:45am On Sep 12, 2014
it isn't a great story if Jigsaw hasn't commented on it
so d9ty7 if u don't update before noon what happened in 1923 will repeat itself
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 6:42am On Sep 12, 2014
ya boy is almost back!
thanks y'all for taking ya the to wish me speedy recovery
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 10:14pm On Sep 08, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Lol Where I Came 4rm, We Aint Harsh On Ladies, We Treat Em Well. Moreover, Teddy And Yeyenatu Are The Only Femcee We Have Here. So I Fink Itz Our Duty To Protect Em Instead Of Maltreating Em Just Like You're Doing Ok?
in other words mzrapper is not welcomed
ok
Literature › Re: Nairaland E-workshop For Writers---Comment Thread--Day1(Sept30) by JigsawKillah(m): 10:02pm On Sep 08, 2014
200 words is better
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by JigsawKillah(m): 8:01pm On Sep 08, 2014
sammyhoe oya come o
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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 7:53pm On Sep 08, 2014
please guys

I'm really sick now

I'm down with chicken pox
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by JigsawKillah(m): 11:21am On Sep 08, 2014
stormybucci: trouble! trouble!! trouble!!!
na question I ask o
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:19am On Sep 08, 2014
lopeoba: Thanks am really honoured. Hope you feel better this morning? Take care.
feeling a lil better


edogho ozah I go try today


stormybucci lol u too do sef
I pity who go subscribe to your WahalA
ur mouth ehn
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by JigsawKillah(m): 11:10am On Sep 08, 2014
thankyouJesus: Quickly whisper in my sexy baritone voice into Sammyhoe ear *You are a creative, intelligent,...............thinker*
come ooo
u be BYChuh
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 11:00am On Sep 08, 2014
iamaromolaeran: yup pal
u r good
pm?
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:57am On Sep 08, 2014
almost there
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Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by JigsawKillah(m): 9:12am On Sep 08, 2014
texanomaly: Many Rappers are master poets and word engineers.
poets? no
only a few are
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 8:55am On Sep 08, 2014
iamaromolearan
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by JigsawKillah(m): 8:45am On Sep 08, 2014
Toyosi is evil!
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Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Quarter Finals : Guykhena Vs Jigsawkillah ~ * * by JigsawKillah(m): 12:14am On Sep 08, 2014
checks

no time! might even post tomorrow
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 12:09am On Sep 08, 2014
Dear Teddybiyasi

Wassup babe, hope you good/ hope you stopped thinking bout how to elope with coog/ hope you aint rolling with Elvis and his hopeless group/ i really want you to stop talking to them broke aass fools/

Hope its cool?/ hope you ain't mad that i told the truth/ you's a girl i adore, you could smoke a dude/ cut out his manhood and get the goddamned thing soaked in stew/

You's a ddick sucker, me amma ppussy eater/ Jigs is best ffucking up niggas groupies with ya/ i aint handsome, but hos know I'mma juicy nigga/ you are ugly minded with good looking features/

I need a ho who would walk me to the gamble house/ when i play whot, she would pick the angles out/ she would kick balls, then box niggas, and cross niggas, and when i start a fire, she would break a star and take Rambos out/

You've found favor in my eyes/ come to my ship sweetie, let's sail off with my guys/ let's go hood robbing, and let's take off with the ice/ then we ffuck all day and wake up in the night/

If that aint cool, then make your choice/ should we go to ya school and blaze some boys/

or what? See i aint after after bboobs and aass/ I'm after a ddope ho who could shoot and stab/

I don't even know your name/ but you like Lara croft when you flow your game/ its unfortunate u roll with the broke and lame/ niggas who would sign you up for a show of shame/

I love you, I don't need words to prove it/ hos no that all the words they ever heard is bullshit/ for you I'd get niggas hurt and do sshit/ for you I'd be a threat to the world, like Putin/

I need a reply bbitch/ i no ur ppussy is wet, i no u want me inside it/ i no u wanna suck the hell outta my king sized ddick/ and spit the cum on all these perverts big eyelids/
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 12:41am On Sep 07, 2014
lopeoba: Now someone is flattering me.... wink

Now someone is flattering me...
in the absence of a pic..it might sound like one but I judge with words....maturity.... and other beautiful characters the members of the feminine gender must possess....and all you've portrayed today
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:11am On Sep 07, 2014
smh
if nas Bis dey brawl dem for done full here dey vote and ride on ddicks
idiots!
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 12:08am On Sep 07, 2014
lopeoba: Hmnn... feeling like a queen now...
funny you but you had always been a queen
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:43pm On Sep 06, 2014
lopeoba: ok. you are pardoned but how are u now? Hope the headache is gone?
not really
and you are our page lady!

first guy to comment on a page becomes page lord
first female becomes page lady
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:21pm On Sep 06, 2014
SammyHoe: Now I know how it feels to be hungry...suspense kills cry
which means your boy is doing well
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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:20pm On Sep 06, 2014
Mczigx: Nice 1
thanks boss
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:20pm On Sep 06, 2014
missyhorlah: sits beside him#runs out to get a drink...let's enjoy it till it last dearie..

Ride on jigs,Na ur bck I dy
thanks lady
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:19pm On Sep 06, 2014
lopeoba: Come on... we want more...breakfast please
sorry it came late ma'am
I'm having headache
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:18pm On Sep 06, 2014
daveP: nt really, but i understand how d person qualifies.....
kool
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 11:17pm On Sep 06, 2014
dedicated to sammyhoe our PL for the second time running



Inspector Edogho Ekemena was sitting outside the police station when Mr Samuel's call came him. He smiled when he saw the call because he's about to get the action that he so much craved for. After dropping the call, he lit a stick of cigarette and told his assistant to go get two men. Double E as he was popularly called, is 5'9 and dark in complexion. He's notoriously known for his fearlessness and has been hospitalized twice after sustaining bullets wounds on both occasions. As soon as his men arrived, they got into one more f their vans and drove off with the alarm blazing.

Mr Samuel left the guards to take control of the situation while he checked on his son's situation. On getting to the scene of the accident, which some police officers had claimed to have contained, he saw the level of disorderliness and was forced to reach out to higher authority. Being a man with affluence, his son's case was handled by the commissioner himself.

Double E got to Mr Samuel's house and inspected the suspected murder scene. He needs a suspect and everyone including the guards is one. He saw the blood, his instincts came alive. This blood didn't look like it came directly from the owner, it looked like it was poured, he thought deeply. He told his men to take the occupants of the house to the station, saying he would join them shortly. On a second thought, he said
"I'll bring the guards myself" smiling wryly.
He took both of them to the sitting room and said
"This isn't part of the investigation, trust me, its been long since I shot at anybody and my fingers are itching badly" he brought out a 9mm and took it off safety. He saw the look on the guards faces and he knew they were unperturbed by his words and actions. They were professionals, why should they be? He continued
"Tell me all you know and please, now I'm begging you, hide nothing because this could be the last day to get yourself out of this mess"
The first guard, who was apparently the eldest and senior officer among them cleared his throat and said "Sir, last night I and my colleague here, was at the gate and taking turns to patrol around. Even the security camera couldn't pick a thing. What I'm saying in essence the is that whoever kidnapped Angela, because I believe she is still alive, did it from inside. Like you sir, we are professionals and we understand our situation if this case isn't solved and the culprit or culprits as the case maybe nailed. We will do our best to help you sir."
Double E seems satisfied with the answer so he asked them to go wait for him at the station and take the surveillance tapes along with them. He watched them leave and he toured the whole building using a master key on each lock. He checked every nook and cranny and called the forensics team to check out the scene but leave it unclean. He called his assistant and told him to leave no stone unturned in getting information out of the occupants of the house but should desist from using force. His phone rang and it was the commissioner of police ordering him to check out John's case.
"Mm" he sighed "its gonna be a busy next couple of days" and walked out.

Mr Samuel was quiet all through the time he spent with the state commissioner of police. Just then he was called that his attention might be needed at the station. The Commissioner and 2 police vans loaded with cops escorted him there.

Double E rushed to the scene of the accident. Its worse than he had pictured. His assistant came and relayed the situation to him.
"Don't you smell anything?" He asked his assistant
"Yes sir but I can't fathom what it is"
"The same person who had Angela also took John. The connection is visible and the culprit wants give us a hard time. I'm thinking it's somehow connected to the father"
"Why'd you say so Sir?"
Double E was infuriated. "You mean after years in the force you still think with your ass!?" He walked away mumbling to himself and leaving his assistant lost of words.
He went to the station and called the occupants one by one, starting with the cook.

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