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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 10:31pm On Sep 30, 2014
Spit bars una say no
Aromo must u start a fighthuh







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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by JigsawKillah(m): 7:35pm On Sep 30, 2014
daveP: How silent!


Holiday or leave. I hope you all are fine?


Cheriepet
Lanicky
Harlos
Kingphilip
IrishKez
Jigsawkillah
Redgem
JeffreyJamez
Charijee
Jennimma
KelvinGraphics
Chibwike
LaurinaDavid
Bholutife18
Frankben
Trypa........

Just hope y'all doing fine?
I'm recovering




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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:04pm On Sep 28, 2014
GhostAccount: Dont Mistake Me anyone dude, you dont know me
i know u cünt giyanch
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 8:12am On Sep 28, 2014
fatalveli
busted!!!!
I caught you
lol at least u for drop one comment Na






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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op):
dedicated to stormybucci iolite princesschi seunviju jswaggzo and everyone who had taken time to comment here

continuation





Double E fired a couple of shots into the building but when he wasn't getting any reply, he told his men to move in slowly and carefully to avoid any surprising attack.

On getting inside the building, he saw two men lying dead. He carefully observed them and noticed they were shot at close range.

Reading meanings into his findings, only one thing is certain........Their Boss wants no trace!!!

He felt weak. All the day's work is gone, no suspect, no evidence taken. He walked towards the other end of the house and surveyed the area.

The Area looked peaceful. The inhabitants must have heard the gunshots and had fled for safety.

A Jeep moving out of the premises adjacent to the one he's currently in drew his attention. The car looked familiar and he tried to remember where he saw it. He racked his brain for answers.

He continued to stare at the moving car, which was moving slowly at but at a uniformed speed. Then Flash! He remembered! He hadn't seen the car but had pictured it. It was the same car the Doctor of the hospital where Angela had been treated had described.

He quickly told his Assistant to handle the situation and went out. His instincts told him to abandon his car and use an alternative. He boarded a motorcycle and tried to track the Jeep.

In a few minutes, he was a couple of blocks away from the Jeep. He urged the Motorcyclist to remain concealed as much as he can and would be rewarded heavily once the mission was over.




Schemer had quickly passed a message to his boss to help him out while he was escaping. He had to kill his men because he wanted to leave no evidence and he was sure there was none.

They suddenly became irrelevant the moment he realized that they can't make it out, all three of them and he just couldn't risk any of them getting caught.

He knew the chase isn't over, at least not yet and the moment his Boss' driver had showed up, he immediately ran into the car and told him to drive as calmly as he could.

They had barely left the street he was hiding in when he could feel like he was being followed.

After a second bend, he noticed it. A motorcycle with a suspicious looking passenger putting on dark glasses. He told the driver to keep driving uniformly.

He was going to find a way to take them out, because that is his only option if he is to remain a freeman. To be sure, he told the driver to add a little speed the moment they are in the next street.

The driver did, trying his best not to show his nervousness. He wish whoever it was that was after Schemer should just go back or at least wait till he's at home with his wife and kids.

Schemer knew that the tracker knew that his cover had been blown so no need trying to hide it. He told the driver to park by a nearby boutique. He quickly changed into a suit and walked out, the driver with him.

He entered the boutique, walked into a corner, checked his gun again. He told the driver to remain anonymous no matter what, and if possible, get home in a cab.




Double E knew his cover was blown when the Jeep accelerated. He urged the cyclist to try and keep up.

When he saw the car stop by the boutique, he too stopped at a respectable distance from it. He paid the cyclist and walked into a corner to reload his gun.

He adjusted his shirt and tried to keep be as gentle as a cat. He walked into the boutique, flashing a smile at everyone.

He walked to and fro around the boutique and the only took notice of nothing suspicious. He saw a guy checking out some shoes. He walked over.

________________________________________________


Angela and the doctor continued their struggle, Angela simply amazed at her new found strength and the doctor wishing he had been here earlier so as to prevent her from breaking away.

He gained finally the upper hand, hit her and she let go, breathing weakly. He got up, walked towards the syringe, picked it up, and collected the knfie and threw it farther away. He walked towards her and was about to inject her when she hit him with something and he passed out.

She waited for a couple of minutes, trying to regain her strength. She got up, dragged the doctor to the bed where she had been kept, and injected him with the same syringe that was meant for her. She tied him up.

She had picked up the pliers and tucked it on her waist, knowing that she might need it. It helped, and she had hit the doctor with it, and hopefully he had passed out.

She walked towards the door and twisted the knob, but it was locked from outside. She pulled and pulled, twisted and tried every thing she could, the door refused to open. She broke down crying. She got up and checked the Doc's pocket, she found nothing. She sat down, she stared at the door, then at the ceiling, but there was none, just the concrete which means she's in a storeyed building.

She tried to concentrate on the door, then from the corner of her eyes, she spotted a key that had fell down, during her fight with the doc. The key had been on the same table with the knife and pliers, and she knew this wasn't a kidnap.

Whoever was behind this, wanted her to escape. But why kidnap her in the first place? What message is he or she trying to pass? Different questions raced through her mind. She picked the key, it might come in handy sometime.

She tried hitting the door, stabbing and throwing her body at it, but the door refused to give way. She sat down and resumed her crying. She had to wait for the doctor to wake up before she could think of leaving.

She sat on the floor and rested her body on the door, feeling exhausted, she slept off.




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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 1:31am On Sep 28, 2014
GhostAccount: What Is a "giyazz" ?
shattap joor
retard!




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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:02am On Sep 28, 2014
GhostAccount: The Messiah of Rap
giyazz



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Jokes Etc › Re: These Signs Made Me Laugh. by JigsawKillah(m): 11:25pm On Sep 27, 2014
lmao!

Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 8:35pm On Sep 27, 2014
DaveP
grin

come update now
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by JigsawKillah(m): 8:04pm On Sep 27, 2014
Dygeasy: No. Don't say that. I've used the same colour too.

He can type in any font he deems fit.
kool but I been dey talk of my own
I no fit read am
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by JigsawKillah(m): 8:02pm On Sep 27, 2014
Xtarxhyne: ERM.....clears throat

jigsawkillah--- Lmao @ greatest existence after slice bread.....
Harlos---hmmmm

I love u both but I ave to choose cry


and d winner is



























Harlos cheesy




cc:dygeasy,frankysnow,cheriepet n my grandson naijaboiy
lol
easy decision sha
Harlos u wicked fa
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by JigsawKillah(m): 7:58pm On Sep 27, 2014
RuudNisterooy: Here’s a little task for you my ivyy:
I want you to read this, in your most romantic voice..
And allow it minister to you cheesy.
Did you just smile? It’s a pity I can’t see that dazzling smile at the moment…
It’s okay now my lady, you can stop smiling.. wink let’s get serious!
****************************************************

*Takes her hand and looks deeply into her bright eyes*

Tonight I type in red, ‘cause they say it’s the color of love..
I don’t do stereotypes, but for the fair lady I place every protocol on a lock-down tonight..
The lips can tell unquantifiable lies…
The eyes may speak the whole truth, not.
But the words that the heart bids the hand put down should never be doubted…
I’m not going to woo you with my words… do not pay them attention..
I rather want you to pay attention to my sincerity… Put on those love glasses that Zeus never provided his beloved, and peruse on the ‘words’ behind my words…
They, vain as they seem, are not intended to flatter you..
They are rather meant to expose the truth to the world/NL..
I won’t say thou art a beauty to behold; that the world/NLers can see already..
I wouldn’t say you are a sight to behold; who in the world/NL doesn’t know that?
Neither will I extol your many virtues… it’s like telling the world/NL that white is white; they already can see it. Except those who are color-blind.
Those who do not see your inner and outer beauty are beauty-blind.
I’ll rather tell them and you what y’all don’t know…
That…..
Somewhere, a man in all his imperfections wants you to complete him…. That man is me!
A man wants his shoulders to be the pillow you cry on… I’m that man.
A man treasures and savors the moments you spend online.. again I tick this box.
A man stalks your profile, just to steal lustful glances at your face captured in ‘jpeg’ formats…. I know I’m a sinner.
A man wants you to be a part of his happy and rough moments…. That’s me!
A man wants you to be all of his and more…. How did you shoot that cupid’s arrow? It hit me senseless on the left side of my chest…. Right through to my heart…
Now I’m in a critical state…
How can the birds sing so sweetly, when the words I speak are incoherent?
How can the wind blow so gently, when the breath I exhale is ragged..
Why do I love you so? I can’t say – it just happened, and I think it’s the most beautiful thing.
A thread started it, a glance at your profile revved it up and a single post from you sealed it.
On the night it happened, I tossed and turned in my bed , wondering what it was that took my sleep away… and I could think of only one thing – it was your love.
People think you aren’t active here because you’ve made less than Three Hundred posts.. what they don’t know is that you only post to make meaningful contributions..
They don’t know you’d rather remain silent and watch, than make a meaningless comment.
They fantasize about your body and the things they could do with it, without ever acknowledging your most powerful asset – your mind…
Your mind is made of gold.. and that is no hype!
You’re the perfect definition of a beautiful lady… As flat as that sounds, it is nothing but the truth.. even the world’s greatest antagonistic lawyers can argue against that not.
You sure make the world realize that there’s a huge difference between a ‘beautiful lady’ and a ‘beautiful woman’.
There are things I can’t say, and things I don’t know..
But I do know I want you to be the rainbow that colors my sky..
I do know I want you to be the shadow that has my back…
I do know I want to be the reason those dazzling smiles illuminates your face…
I do know I’d rather fall for you a million times over, than fall for a million girls..
*kisses her on the forehead* You can stop smiling for a bit now love, the radiance of your smile is a torture.
I do know we both have our flaws, but I also know that together we can work things out to an almost perfect level. To a level that is sure to make even Romeo and Juliet go green with envy.
And I do know I want my world to revolve non-stop around you.
I can’t promise you the world, because no matter how hard I try that’ll be impossible to give… but I promise to make you my world…
I can’t take you round the world, but I promise to make you the centre of the world…
For you I can take on difficult tasks like scoring all the goals in a football final match, winning all the bouts in a boxing match against ten opponents… just to lay the trophies at your fair feet.
All my life, mama has always told me “Son, the moment will come, someday, when another lady will take precedence in your life”
And Ivyy sugar, if you’re that lady, then you’re worth every bit of my attention.
*Drops her hands.. Goes down on a knee*
Te amo, please complete me!
From: Ruudnisterooy
To: Pretty ‘fineapple’ ivyy. #MuchLove
Oga abeg the red dey affect eye
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by JigsawKillah(m): 7:56pm On Sep 27, 2014
harlos: BTW... who are we observing a minute silence for undecidedundecided
wizard! so u had to go to heaven's gate just to woo a chick?
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 7:47pm On Sep 27, 2014
Princesschi: Update plss
would have done so
had I seen a few more comments

anyways updates coming tonight
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by JigsawKillah(m): 7:42pm On Sep 27, 2014
Dygeasy: I am weak. cry

It looks like I'm talking to myself.
sorry for being late
had to scribble this
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by JigsawKillah(m): 7:41pm On Sep 27, 2014
Xtarxhyne
I just wanna let you know, that you are the greatest thing that ever existed since slice bread. Those eyes of yours, they remind me of Cupid's, wide, eager, tempting, beautiful and I sometimes think God created it separately. You are miss endowed, you see those assets you possess? Only if Dangote had em, he would've been world number one!

If I'm Rafael Nadal, then you must be Serena Williams, and me and you going out together, promises to be a racket.

I love you xtar, and I promise to be everything you ever wanted in a man. Be there whenever you need me, in the dark, in the light, you just name it.

I can't tell you I'll be faithful all through, but I'll do my best not to get caught in the act, and trust me, I'll never do anything to hurt you.

Distance is a bïtch, and i hate her. But somehow i still look at your pix and picture you in my mind's eye, me and you sitting together, surrounded by the homies, and both of us happy.

Bleep the competition, this is straight from the heart. I don't need someone to warm my bed, I need someone to warm my ambitions. I want you to bear my kids, and also bear my dreams.

They say behind every successful man, there's a woman, Xtar, will you be the woman behind my success? If my name's Jonathan, will you be a much more educated and prettier Patience? I'm a rocket heading to the sky, will you be my fuel?

Without you my life's as empty as a open drum placed upside down.

Xtar, will you be mine?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by JigsawKillah(m): 6:48pm On Sep 27, 2014
harlos: Na the battery the prayer dey affect o

42%
lol before then e go done off
make I go type




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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by JigsawKillah(m): 6:42pm On Sep 27, 2014
xtarxhyne get ready!


go kelvingraphics!!!!!!!!!

Harlos may ur phone fall into water grin




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Literature › Re: The Day The World Ended by JigsawKillah(m): 1:54pm On Sep 26, 2014
royver
what happened to Sola?
Literature › Re: We Are Able(a Touching Story) by JigsawKillah(m): 2:02pm On Sep 25, 2014
this is the best story to ever grace NL




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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by JigsawKillah(m): 1:44pm On Sep 25, 2014
[size=8pt]damn!


how many years u dey self?[/size=8pt]
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by JigsawKillah(m): 12:21pm On Sep 25, 2014
Jbluv55: And what is chibwike and jigsawkillah still doing up there?

Or is there something else you ain't telling me? undecided
wetin sup?
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 12:20pm On Sep 25, 2014
stormybucci: #operationchopandrunaway...... d return of d SAW!!!
lol ur eye go clear
Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op): 12:17pm On Sep 25, 2014
Iolite: Pls clarify this, is it that double E brought out his gun and shot at his two men or two police men?
Schemer u mean? his two men
thanks for taking note
clarified
Phones › Re: Rooting Tecno H5 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:29am On Sep 25, 2014
odizeey: download superuser directly no time
its saying no binary installed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by JigsawKillah(m): 2:13am On Sep 25, 2014
Jigs is here


HBD my nigga/ may you get bigger/ nigga you ain't no midwife but you deliver/ you turn one year plus today, it means you're gonna make more figures/ till a Millie would be like chicken change to pop liquor/

I ain't done yet, may your dreams come true/ may your chick love you/ may you be the ruler of those who insult you/ telling people like Nicki Minaj say bïtch Bleep you/

lol

that aside, see you got cdamsel, heard she hot/ man you damñ lucky, see the words she dropped/ I bet she took a worthy spot/ in your heart, how did you get such a hot chick? u used an herbal drug?/


more to come later
hope you get entertained



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Literature › Re: Changed by JigsawKillah(op):
Mr Samuel walked into his living room, looking dejected. He saw his son and tried to pretend he was happy, but his earlier look had given him away.

"Thank God you are back my son. Did they hurt you?" He said faking a smile.

"Disappointed?" John asked.

"Why would I be?"

"I think you had a hand in my kidnap because I'm hundred percent sure I didn't offend anyone and that none paid a ransom to get me released. Dad, what are you not telling me?"

"Are you insinuating that I had you kidnapped?"

"Not really but you do have a hand in it"

"And if i did, what are my gains?"

John got up from his sitting position and walked up to his dad with a menacing look

"You probably gave me up because you thought the police would figure out, and soon they will"

"John, take a sit"

"I got news for you Dad, the police have caught the kidnappers"


Mr Samuel looked at him, staring as hard as he can.

"Son, take a sit"

"I won't until......"

"I said take a sit!"


The kind of look he's getting from his dad sent shrills to his bones. This man isn't his dad he thought, the man in front of him is mean.


Mr Samuel was finding it hard to control his inner self. John is still is son no doubt but he doesn't consider him one.

"Son" he said slowly "Angela is still not back yet"

"Like I give a damñ about the bïtch. You were the one preventing me from divorcing her. How I wish they'd just kill her, at least put an end to the bad luck she carries around"

Mr Samuel stared hard at his son and was about to say something when he was interrupted by the sound emanating from his phone. His heart skipped a beat as he read silently, the message.


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Schemer kept running into pot holes as he was unfamiliar with the roads and his car was old fashioned, and lacks a shock absorber. Whilst trying to escape, little did he know he was running right into the same group of humans he was running away from.

Double E and the whole patrol teams kept giving Schemer and his gang a hot pursuit. Soon, the chase was all over the news.

The sound of sirens coming closer to Schemer had put him on alert. He drove as fast as he could and with every bend he takes, the closer his end came or so he thought. He decided to put his brain to use once again.

"Get your guns ready, we're not leaving here is unscathed" he said "we might as well say our last prayers"

Inwardly, Schemer fear for himself but his faith on his intelligence to save him was forever strong. From his side mirrors, he could see the police closing him down.

It wasn't the highways anymore and he can't risk running over innocent humans so his speed was controlled and that was the sole reason the police are closing the gap between them.

All of a sudden, the sirens grew louder and Schemer knew he his time was up. First, he saw the Inspector's car and a few other police cars. He swerved and intentionally ran into a nearby building which he suspected must be scanty. He hit the fence and lost control and ran into another set of blocks neatly arranged.

Double E and his team followed suit. He ordered his men not to shoot because he need the occupants of the car alive. But Schemer had other plans.

Schemer got out of his car and dashed into the house, which was yet to be completed. His men followed him. He told his men to fire some rounds at the police.

And a shoot out started.

Schemer pulled out a brand new revolver and shot his two men and took the exit he had spotted as soon as he had entered the building. He jumped out through the window and scaled the fence and ran away, typing something with his phone.



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Angela held the knife firmly in her right hand. The Doctor walked backwards slowly and Angela knew he was planning to run away, which means more security.

She let out a yell and ran towards the doctor, who was dumbfounded. He tried to dodge but it was too late. She dived him and both of them went crashing on the concrete floor.

The syringe fell off from the doctor's hand. Angela put the knife to his throat, with the sharp edge kissing his skin.

He felt the cold steel and was terrified. He knew he had been cold when attending to humans and was nicknamed Dr Evil but the woman is colder. He could see it in her eyes, if he refuse to succumb to whatever she might need, it would be his end.

Angela rolled away and picked the syringe up.

"What is it for?" She asked

"To make you sleep"

She nodded twisting her lips
"Why am I here?"

"I don't know"

She intensified her hold on the knife in a bid to make known her intention that she needed answers or he is useless.

"I don't know" he repeated, keeping his eyes on the knife in her hand.

She walked towards him and in a flash, the doctor made the attack, and for the first time, making use of his masculine features.

The knife fell and slided a few metres away from them. A scuffle ensued. The Doctor delivered a punch to her chin and she retaliated by digging her fingers into his neck.





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Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 8:58pm On Sep 24, 2014
daveP: u sure ul still be 'low' enough to shoot straight? Il do so.
still waiting o
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 6:12pm On Sep 24, 2014
by the time i smoke this parcel finish i no see update
u done die be that
Rap Battles › Re: The Nairaland Rap Battle Section Audio Cypher Planning Thread by JigsawKillah(m): 6:07pm On Sep 24, 2014
gottoboy: SO̶̷̩̊͡ U̶̲̥̅̊ Ω̴̩̩̩̥o want send ᵐᵉ ᵗᴴᵋ pin again abi?
e dey my signature na
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by JigsawKillah(m): 8:21pm On Sep 23, 2014
Dygeasy: Whom would you like to woo?
xtarxhyne
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 4:12pm On Sep 23, 2014
coogar: nucca just came out of nowhere to start chatting piffle. i was just having a good time with kr0ne and others and the fool was talking in disjointed parables like a coked-up rabbi.

someone better hold this dude before i spaz on him.
he's just a kid
have mercy sir

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