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He sensed he's fûcked/ so he's tensed and such/
He knew he has few days to live, when against me, he decided to test his luck/

IamWestAfrican:
For the umpteenth time, thank you dearie

Prettythicksme aka Salawa Abeni..thank you

@Jigsawkillah...thanks a bunch, mate...you can bring me a fine virgin girl

Unfortunately, I don't happen to have a virgin in my circle just weed, more weed, and most weed

Hydrog3n:
Hey,Son of a Bîtch you will pay for what you did your nothing but a waste of Devil's semèn

with every inch of my body I will forever hate you.

Sorry?

HBD fam
Since you don't smoke, I wonder what I'll send to you as birthday present

mzhorlah:
just admit it....u r pained

Pained about what precisely?

Most people never learn

dmcdad:
Are you for real? Raumdeuter come ooooo.


But seriously Bayern? I no gree ooooo.

I'd have picked Madrid but they're too solid at the Bernabeu. Atletico got the easiest team. And yea, Atletico are the hardest team.

dmcdad:
Who then? Atletico? Atletico is kinda the hardest even.

Which of them would you prefer your club meets if you were to choose?

Bayern. I'm being honest

dmcdad:
Shocked? For me no. It's no news that Madrid would get the easiest of the lot.

City, the easiest of the lot?

Airmark or Mikuz, come ban this Flawlesskayvenom

This bite is worse than the bite that killed Finn
Na o ly Lucian go fit bite like this

I'm using this medium to inform as well as plead with the pioneers and visitors of this section that my friend and sister, Lanicky is partaking in the ongoing Miss NL competition. Check her out at www.Nairaland.com/Lanicky please do endeavor to vote for her when the main show kicks off.




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Darkenedrebel

007Bruce

Joseph1832

Elymaxiumus

Kr0ne

Grayline

Ibime

Emaprince

Giyazz

Dj5naira

Kazna99

MuhdG

Rexaxe


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Thanks all. Your support will be highly appreciated

Cheriepet:
I fit

You already did, ma'am

mzhorlah:
i know u missd me,u just didnt wanna admit it

It's unheard of that a man like myself would miss a chronic cheat as yourself

cogbuagu:
I don't know what the world will look like in year 2111 but what I know is that the older the world get the short life sperm will reduce. That is no human will be able to live above 70 them. 2000 BC people live up to 200 years.

yuzjet:
But u should know something more severe will be available to torture rapers?

I doubt that. Ràpe has been in vogue since way back.
Do you think the earth will last this long before Christ comes?

yuzjet:
Imagine how Robot that will be dealing with Rapers go be?

I think they won't have robots as cops

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Explorers:
Women will be routinely impregnated by artificial insemination rather than by a man. More couples are choosing advanced fertility techniques over old-fashioned conception. Pre-implantation genetic diagnosis, in which an artificially inseminated embryo is carefully selected among other inseminated embryos for desirability, is becoming increasingly common in fertility clinics. Using this technique, it's now possible to screen an embryo for about half of all congenital illnesses. Within the next decade, researchers will be able to screen for almost all congenital illnesses prior to embryo implantation.

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Ràpe will be on the high then

Laveda:
I'm sorry
You can revive it

We should take this off here. Pastors full here

I nominate Lanicky




Cc Dygeasy

I nominate Lanicky

Laveda:
Jigsawkillah

Let's do this for Lanicky

It's just nominating right?

We'll all see LVG still coaching MUFC next season. It won't come as a surprise.


Up Man Utd

Laveda:

No start abeg..
I don sell the load

So while I was away you cheated? You let those riffraffs carter away my goods?

Laveda:
well, the only thing now is I've got lotta fans here
And I've been trying to keep them in place.

Who wouldn't want to be a fan of my boo? Besides, how only you go carry that heavy load for chest?

Laveda:


You believe them?
You know I'm cool.

I don't know anything any more

Laveda:
I sure did

My goons informed me of your Awon Wereying behavior. Throwing punches here and there. What happened to you?

Laveda:


I've always been here, you left

You didn't miss me, did you?

Laveda:
Jigsawkillah

Run away Boo
How are you?

seunlayi n co
My phone's unrooted and I can't download apps from Google play due to memory issues. I used to download APKs but I have to update my apps such as Google play services and all, and can only do it from Google play. Is there any hope apart from rooting it?

jstbeinhonest:
I just need a Real vs Bayern and Atleti vs Man City semi final to confirm that this is 2014 UCL season all over again

Pep is facing his next club

Cheriepet:
Just leave Jigs, I be thinks say im dey do guy for my granddaughter..

Jigsawkillah, longest time bruv

Yes, ma'am. You and the rest of the folks sidelined us.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]That principle doesn't apply to my daughters....if you wanna test, go and test groundnut and suya[/color]

I don't fancy indulging in marriages that harbours disastrous consequences. Testing is really the period of courtship.

mzhorlah:
lol,dz one is high on weed o

And that's the best way to greet the man who gave you all his love?