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that's what they think about you

read carefully; the pains of a nigga destined to live
a Prof of the school of hard knocks with a lesson to give
I done run the hard streets, I find it stressing to breathe
losing so much on my way, yet it's reckless to grieve
I done see all the action, a gun pressed to my knees
nuzzle hot, I'm puzzled but why am I next to receive
the holy water, I only bother if my death would be brief
or I'd be shot closed to my heart and get left to bleeding
I stared out, saw my bro stretched 'cross the street
watched his chest if it heaved, I pray the gent ain't deceased
not yet Lord, I sweat for this gee, take my neck for him please
I remember my fervent prayers hoping the rest was a dream
Boss, my legs ain't feeling my shoes
my lips are swollen, he asks "are you still with the goods?
else you'd be feeling worse when I'm done drilling with yous"
my whole 2011 was spent sharing Mills with the crews
a nigga hungry, how else you thought I be dealing with dues?
in 2003, I watched my father sleeping with tools
as a child, I felt being a street King was cool
in JSS1, I was getting daggers sneaked into school
and niggas asking too many questions, I ain't speaking with fóols
my man zero crippling the dudes who think snitching is cool
niggas swimming with sharks cause they thought they swimming in pool
maybe Obesemf is right, maybe I never pulled a gat
but picture being in my hood and not be cool with frats
without enough protection to stay neutral
if you move this way too slow, a jump will make you cold
that's real bro, etched in my veins is the street life
used to be hanging around my Junction till midnight
cops races ain't new to me, I could give Ice Cube an insight
too fast too furious, nigga you best keep your drifts nice
if my pleas don't get me the money, the clips might
my niggas won't leave a kobo on you, they frisk nice
from age 9, I been bringing tools to every fist fight
gambling and I goes together, like beans, rice
only a curved pair of dice can give you 6 twice
i think about the disses and the hate they bringing
they speak about the realest, yet they say he villain
but Jig's about the sickness, only way he winning
reaching out to bîtches, you don't pray to see this
I live the life you niggas craving, got niggas hating
smoked leaves at 5, at 6, I was cigaretting
smoking weed leftovers, eyes dazed, dead, sober
coke bottle shaping niggas faces, when we figure hating

I warned niggas never to fûck with me, as soon as the gun thrusts, sick!
snack niggas, I rush your meat, I'm hot, dawg, don't talk, prîck
cause as soon as the cartridge jam, the bean pies
you eggs rolled up and the gat goes: puff! puff! shît

DJ, you can talk tough shît, but we know you ain't hood
niggas applaud your writtens, but like Satan's deals, we know you ain't good

I'd like to expose your flaws, but slowly, don't wanna break your heart that quick
you played Titanic...with never break apart or sink
really? we saw the movie, guess you didn't take the time to think
what about: a bullet graze this nigga's knee, we tie tha nick, put it on water, watch it break apart or sink?
if you'd been a clever writer, you'd have been able to create a bar that sick!

hey handsome, if I catch you, you gon' get a Mark Angel, I bust shots quick
"Jigs, you just Fried D, Hey, Why?" I don't care, I just Pop Clips

sneak in your room while you dog is snoring
silenced pistol on my waist, I brought the glock cause we warring
pistol whip him till he wakes up bleeding
you gon' hear the Whiz after the Pain, it's 5'0 clock in the morning

I would'nt be named the best as long as criteria goes
but my punches done leave potholes in niggas Eye way like Nigerian roads!

my plays goes over niggas head, except I bold, italicize or underline them
if a nigga's undermind then crafts punches that goes overheads, why bother write then

kr0ne:
Funny guys. For those of you calling Limerick ugly; have you taken your time to study the before and after photos of some of the celebrities you adore today?


Obainojuju, you still dey?

I get the drift... na poverty make am ugly

When I script bars, rètards, show signs of smartness
Addicted to the fast life, how can I be slow?
Field lectures, exposed your failed sessions
Wisdom is in my possession, Iniesta-Xavi show
My penmanship is gold, thoughts channeled from the waters of the garden of Eden
At the start, it was written, was under fire, yet untouched, Abednego
They argued the amount of sense these bars possessed
The Span ish, I had to be Real, a Galactico
They baffled by the simplicity of the complexity of my schemes
Explicit storylines, scared every enemy, show him nines
Rhymes complex, beasted every tourney I contest
Gun bar King, none doubting, exhibit; Fos-n-Fives
Punch bagging these scûmbags and the pump action
Blazing like my neighbor's deck, I shoot anything, Note if I
Miss the target, they say Jigs? He scripts the hardest
Dr Jigs gats pops medicine, notify
if the pen is illing, to make nigga's pan, a doll
see how I treat niggas? gats for injections
strapped to deception, face masks blacks my intention
any nigga spies my base when he's supposed to be neutral...gets acid, don't mention
seun, thanks for this section, s/o to Coogar, you'd leave a lasting impression
if Ibime ever created anything, it'd be fat-ly invention
thumbs up, your light bars inspired me to put Dark back in detention
Ibime doing fasting? that's like Limerick trying to ball before his Dad got his pension
that's like max not cloning coogar
that's like an ever underaged Giyazz owning Lugers
or sosiqdude sounding intelligent,
that's like iceskidd finally telling his pals: "no near o, I own this puna"
I be dumbing... DJ5 be fronting... His eyes we blooding
I'm gangsta... To me nines is nuthin'
But DJ will never get close to a Millie even if he lives till Two thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Something

Bis Diss 3, Boo, Shun

Limerick:
Bro, you are uglier than me na..
I mean, I've seen your pictures

you put the U in ugly....no even debate am. just go cast your vote

sinizia:
No be like that my brother. I've seen this thread since the day it was created but I don't vote in Dark's battle anymore after I was accused of favouring him in my verdicts, so I decided to stay out of his battles in order to avoid such scenarios.

I didn't clarify on time coz I thought you'd know.

so because ibîme said so, you won't vote? that same guy is yet to vote against kim.

is it that niggas don't wanna vote or something? y'all complaining this section is dead yet can't vote when a brawl comes on? how y'all expect to revive the section then?

cc
reyginus
Sinizia
ibime
even airmark sef
and all the beautiful members of this section (limerick worwor die so i no mean him sorry, make we assume say you fine, plus you )

airmark, nna tag voters abeg

Chestar5:
??

dey there make pant deh wear you

raumdeuter:
There are people who know me on this section and they can confirm. People wey senior me, I suspect you go dey among

I can't be older than you na. I still dey my early twenties. you done admit say you be 40s?

Chestar5:
are u sayin am younger or older?

way older. you should be preparing for marriage or are you looking for small boys?

airmark:
Have unbanned you , but I hid the verse. Where is jigsaw.killah? He can drop his own too

done

You def coming to speak grammars... I'm coming with big llamas... how you wanna play, soldier?
Wanna be amusin' with words?
The shots I'm Dischargin' Hack witted like it's Case Over
(Discharge and Acquitted)

Play your part, cause as soon as we blew the whistle
The blast come... You defy the last Don, I'll be Crucifisso
Nigga you be Dante, I'm the prof, you; estudiante
Nigga scrambling for words like you need dico

nigga be running his fingers till my mofo spot him
he tries running, like he got coke on him, and the popo stopped him
gats drawn... it's either the 2-2 or the 4-4 got him
body gets carved and placed in a box; photoshopping

Gun Bar King...bow down to this Fifth Holder
Dark gettin' popped with Transparent Cans like Teem Soda
You're sick? Hope In Vain, I'm worst than Ebola
Blow off your knees, drop it on your head, that is Yoga!

you gon' get baptized when gunmen spray
shots lifts this nigga's soul to heaven like it's judgment day

you think yourself as a freedom fighter who deserved a self accclaimed medallion
nigga feeling like Gattuso, leading a failed(field) rebellion

you come with your squad, it's gon be a large genocide, like I'm in Rwanda
see what I got D: AR, K, Rebel again, you getting stretched on the field; Patrick Muamba

See I got your name spelt out? take flight pûnk, or get your brains shelled out
This bîtch tight? He getting sodomised with big guns, it's only right the dame yell out

tell this nigga worship me, 'cause he ain't getting saved from these clips
if Dark Objects, he getting burnt, like I'm tryna change religion

you wanna be salty, you gon' get the heat, that's desalination
the gat will get your caps spilled, that's DeCAPitation

if I catch your chick, you gon' meet her pûssy wrapped in different segments
'cause she gon' get a big Tommy... and she ain't even pregnant

this ebony guy is getting Dark skinned, every bar's mean
your auntie cheap, the Coco bought her, she gave heads for small cream
twin berettas for your uncle, I'm letting all ring
check my bio, clear...I'm blacking out every Dark's kin
(bioclear, dark skin, cocoa butter)

if these people don't feel your verse, it's cause they not feeling the criminals
sauron bit only end lines, had them rebuilt, and they still feeling lyrical
you took a trend that looked to end and you bit 2 whole verses!
picture Lucien after the serum... your bite practically kills The Originals

for claiming to be what you not, in my hood, niggas lose they head for that shît
you will get your tongue blew(blue)... like a refnol addict

someone asked me, what is Darkrebel like? i replied "that guy is straight garbage
he lied about tàshamania being his GF, just to claim mannish
could've been the most respected Nairalander but stealing got his image tarnished
and worst off, the dingbàt indulges in gay marriage"

don't tell me you didn't know Nneka123 was a guy? who else would wanna date you?
you skinny cóck sûcking côck hûmping dog fûcking underaged fóol



https://www.nairaland.com/2410370/nneka123-weds-darkrebel
https://www.nairaland.com/3070069/meet-2017-miss-nairaland/4#45103846

coded01:
Wicked!!!


Are you saying Dayo is older than everyone on the sports thread?

na me know wetin I ask...na you know wetin you understand

Chestar5:
i was in my momma's womb ....

which kind lie be this na? them wan pay you?

raumdeuter:
Some of us were precocious and didnt start smoking Igbo at age 6 like you

I finished secondary school 96 before my 15th birthday. Chestar you remember 96? where were you when Tupac was shot?

seriously? I was thinking you'd be in your late 40s already. abi you lie about this part? how many people senior you for this section?

airmark:
Jigsawkillah and darkenedrebel , are you guys ready ?

create the thread

darkenedrebel:
Yay!!. Help us with a thread.

Deadline remains at 8pm.

thought we later agreed 4pm?

stevohdee:
pls when is noun resuming 4 new semester?

July

raumdeuter:
I have been long enough on this site to know the tell tale signs of when 2 people are about to start nyanshing each other

Dont be surprised if a thread opens by December with pre-wedding pictures of both parties

No be today nyash dey for back

i can bet you're wrong about this one. both sides look like they're like charges....they repel automatically.

raumdeuter:
Dem wan start dey do Kerewa o wa Kerewa o, Kerewa o wa kere wawa

agbaya

raumdeuter:
Christian Fuchs and Jan Kirchoff failed at ordinary Schalke 04 and one won the EPL the other was PFA player of the month in April.

The EPL must be so easy for those players who failed at mediocre Buli clubs are now reigning in EPL

City wasn't really a top club when Basketeng couldn't get first team shirt. Oh, I forgot it's Bayernliga after all

Why's this not on FP though? Lalasticlacla, come o. Not just one but two testimonies.

COMPAQ:
Meanwhile I don't see any update on their website o. Is this real abi na Bobo?

I saw it yesternight. Use *123#

ladyF:
Wow. 2k for 3.5GB? Bye bye Etisalat.

You no longer make FTC again... You finally have a job?

newlyhere:
same here rocking etisalat unlimited too going to 41GB now since day before yesterday that's why I like psiphon

Abeg share how

favourmic:
I remember my English teacher words then common sense is not common I pray you received sense before its too late

Your English teacher should've focused on teaching you the basic requirements for constructing simple sentences rather than filling your obviously empty skull with idiomatic expressions that won't help your dwindling future.

iyb:
Still doesn't change the fact that your people are a bunch of retards without vision.it must be the ogogoro they drink

I suspect cattle rearers who slaughter their hosts and BH are wiser... What do they drink then? Cow milk? And your people still run to these same ogogoro drinkers to beg for a living!

raumdeuter:
People in Germany dont take Europa seriously. Its mid table clubs like Liverpool who know they cant get into Europe next season that want to die on top Europa

I assume there are no mid table clubs in Germany. And oh, BVB didn't take it too seriously too

iyb:
Niger deltans the epitome of stupidity and lack of foresight. You bomb oil pipelines in your own land polluting it with crude oil and you claim to be fighting the Federal government continue. I have never seen people that can't see beyond their nose like niger deltans

You're a recalcitrant tool! What's the the reckless generalization? You think we Niger Deltans are happy that we're being cheated? You think we'd encourage our youths to indulge in cheap bombings in a vain attempt to right the wrongs? If you don't know how to keep your fingers in place, chop it off!

josh4christ:
They would eventually show up since uv submitted it. It happens to me too.

I don't have a problem with it showing up... Is it going to show before 10pm?


This tma rush is real!