Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by JigsawKillah(m): 12:44pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
mysticgal: GOD has endorsed me.
Vote Mystically, vote mysticsense, vote mysticgal  there are things preordained long before our existence, ma'am. I promise to add you to my vote if you'd add Lanicky to yours. Deal, Miss? VOTE LANICKY FOR MISS NL
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by JigsawKillah(m): 12:29pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Monalisa185: Want to know what LANICKY really stands for? Check it out:
L---->SHE'S LOVELY
A---->SHE'S AWESOME
N---->SHE'S NEAT
I----->SHE'S INTELLIGENT
C---->SHE'S COMELY
K---->SHE'S KIND above all Y---->SHE'S YOUNG
Now tell me, what else are you really looking for in a beauty queen?...she's an all-rounder! She's complete in every department ...she's Queen LANICKY |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by JigsawKillah(m): 12:28pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Johneyhaz: [size=25pt]Tutorial on how to mould a Queen.step by step
What We need :-
L oving
A odorable
N atural
I ntelligent
C reativity
K nowledgeable
Y oung[/size]
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by JigsawKillah(m): 12:25pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
Maxi112: the time is now! we must all stand up and be counted, we must stand up and defend our vote, we must not all them to intimidate us to vote the wrong person
we must SAY NO TO A PROPAGANDIST, SAY NO TO A CULTIST, SAY NO TO THOSE THAT STEALS PEOPLES POST HERE, SAY NO TO E-WAR, SAY NO TO THOSE OF THEM THAT WANT TO SPOIL NL FOR US SAY NO TO BABY MAMA
great people of good consence we must all stand up and be counted, we must vote our own, we must vote the right person for use, I'm not asking u guys to vote for anybody but be conscious of whom u vote for
I have seriously landed Lol Say yes to Lanicky, Sir |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by JigsawKillah(m): 12:21pm On Apr 28, 2016*. Modified: 9:15pm On May 03, 2016 |
The gods have endorsed someone else o Lanicky is the real deal bro  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by JigsawKillah(m): 11:52am On Apr 28, 2016 |
.... Only one head I dim fit to wear the crown Check my siggy to know who she is
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by JigsawKillah(m): 10:52am On Apr 28, 2016 |
I'll just vote for the beautiful and most humble girl I've seen...
#TeamLanicky
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Politics › Re: Herdsmen Terrorism, Buhari's Complicity And Nigerians Survival by JigsawKillah(m): 10:07pm On Apr 27, 2016 |
fiizznation: You guys are funny. Instead of finding a proactive measurement to tackle this ungoing clashes between these invincible "herdsmen" with no single record of their cows, you people are busy politicizing it with your one sided sentimental reports. You think insulting the president or Fulani people will solve the problem? Well if you people believe that you will use this "unfortunate incident" to tarnish the image of the president and Fulani people, then I guess you people should better have a rethink. You don't like the president and Fulani people, well that's cool. Guess what we also don't like you but that doesn't still mean the average Nigeria fulfude tribe will attack any ethnic group without any provocation. You people should better go and look for the "herdsmen" that are attacking your communities and leave us out of your tomfoolery.
Besides with the latest police report a friend mailed to me, I'm even beginning to doubt the authenticity of these "invincible herdsmen" attack. And for your information Mr op, you and your kinds are so inconsequential in the scheme of things. balderdash! Because you're not at the receiving end doesn't mean it's false. And these herdsmen are not invincible as you like to portray. They've caused untold havoc in a small village in Ughelli North, I was a Witness. Their cattle rendered people's farming season useless and injured a few villagers who dared to interfere. Not until the whole village joined hands did they leave. |
Literature › Re: What's Between Her Legs? Please Help!!! 18+ by JigsawKillah(m): 9:11pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
Haha What is between those Legs? Laveda, come and see |
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Romance › Re: My Husband And I...(A Short Story) by JigsawKillah(m): 2:35pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
mimzy: I most definitely will.. I was going to include that at the end of the story... You're duplicating a Nairalander's story, its unacceptable! cc Lalasticlacla Farano Rocktation |
Romance › Re: My Husband And I...(A Short Story) by JigsawKillah(m): 2:31pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by JigsawKillah(m): 2:19pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
HurricaneMIMZY: First off, sir, have you ever been in a relationship? Your selfish disposition amazes me and, I believe, everyone else. Everything you wrote is about satisfying and gratifying you and you alone. No thoughts for what the girl feels. We'll talk her feelings when it's time to talk her feelings. When it's time to watch soccer, its time to watch soccer. If you're a guy and can't balance both, you are not ready for a relationship. Here's Mimzy, a female, explaining these sort of situations from a female's perspective but you wave it aside? That's somewhat chauvinistic, sir. A woman's opinion matters. The relationship is between partners and not slave and masters. If you have a really low memory, I'd advice you go through my post a couple more times and soak your itching fingers in a conc acid. If you continue like this, how do you expect women to enjoy football like we men do? I don't expect them to like football like we do but once again, go reread my initial comment |
Romance › Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by JigsawKillah(m): 2:12pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by JigsawKillah(m): 1:56pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Guys, Girls And Soccer. by JigsawKillah(m): 1:36pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
mimzy: There's always been this, you know, ongoing debate about girls not being really interested in soccer. That isn't true in all scenarios though. Let's imagine this scenario :
A lady is with her man. Probably, his friends join them (with their lovers for company) and the normal socialization takes place. Just a gathering of six to eight persons lounging on sofas in a large sitting room. A light meal is served. Just pastries and soft drinks then as the socializing continues, a soccer game comes up on TV. Let's pause here. I bet most of you are expecting the women would protest? Well, not really. See, the only reason why women protest about watching football is because some men wholly indulge in it. She'd protest 'cause her man gives up time for both of them to bond and sort out issues for football instead. What the women feel is exactly what men feel when women fold their legs and recoil on a sofa watching Telemundo and ZeeWorld. You were making sense until you mentioned telemundo and zeeworld. Does it add anything to their lives? And if a guy decides to sideline his chick for soccer, the reason is quite obvious; she's maybe a nagger, or a dirty girl, or she disgusts him and he sees football as a way out. Back to that gathering : As long as each man doesn't ignore his woman, the women would be alright with them participating. The women might even cheer you on and ask those annoying questions women ask about football. If a chick asks me those type of questions, I'll simply ignore and tell her to just support the guys donning the blue and blue jerseys  The bottomline is: since football (and sports in general) is regarded as entertainment, men should create scenarios or atmospheres that make women want to enjoy it too with them. What's more? THERE'D BE LESSER QUARRELS ABOUT MEN'S FOOTBALL OBSESSIONS.
They should either like it or they should stop watching TV at all and should stop hating us when we prioritize football over spending time with them. Check my siggy for more info |
Travel › Re: White Man Urinates On The Road In Warri (photo) by JigsawKillah(m): 11:57am On Apr 20, 2016 |
That's because we allowed them act as they want! |
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 8:16am On Apr 20, 2016 |
dj5naira : You know not a gun and a dummy to bullet/ u can barely state its legal benefits/ Cos the device u put ur cartridge in is SEGA Genesis/ God-damn!!!!! |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 1:40am On Apr 18, 2016 |
Hydrog3n: Nigga Fûck You Am not scared of Ban Am not scared of AssWipe Who's Asswipe though? |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 1:35am On Apr 18, 2016 |
Hydrog3n: well I guess that settles it....Just as Elymaximus said take it easy o.A problem shared is a problem half solve hoped I've help on your target. This guy na case sha  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 1:31am On Apr 18, 2016 |
joseph1832: Come jigsawkillah why you mention me? You expect me to vote for person wey I no no for here? You can't know Laveda and not know her. Say something else, Boss  |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by JigsawKillah(m): 9:42am On Apr 17, 2016 |
Kazrem et al How can I generate Remota number for a new student? |
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JigsawKillah(m): 1:15am On Apr 17, 2016 |
 Nigga getting emotional just cause I dissed him mom/ this is strong If your father has any brains... He'd call your mom like... Woman, this isn't my son! |
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JigsawKillah(m): 12:52am On Apr 17, 2016 |
Hydrog3n: Are sure you wanna bring family into this? plenty camel toe to go round Bring bars... Relinquish this period. I normally don't reply fish brained dudes |
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JigsawKillah(m): 12:37am On Apr 17, 2016 |
I've made some bad decisions... Like went to a church, instead of a bible... I brought the llama/ I was high when I fûcked that slowpoke with an ocean caled pûssy... Didn't know she was your mama/  |
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JigsawKillah(m): 12:09am On Apr 17, 2016 |
Hydrog3n: You're declaring flow and spell/ With your cheap rhyming you shouldn't be classified as Men
I see the look on your face you're feeling my rhyme and your asking for more/ Buh am only here to arrest you like God arrested Saul/ Nigga, you're pained and shît/ don't lemme blaze ya quick/ Slugs come through your hand like you tryna play with dîcks |
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JigsawKillah(m): 11:59pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Nigga thinking he shining... One punch and this Nigerian is at Lazio like Onazi K-ray on and get scattered all over the room like fine art classes |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by JigsawKillah(m): 11:50pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
dave121: That is a beta move. Just demand for your statement of results at VI. A particular student saw the result same course he wrote three times consecutively. God will favour you. And for those studying at other centres far away from the HQ? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 11:43pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
dmcdad: It's new bro. I went 39 matches before you could even dream of trolling me. Remind me where you are on the EPL log. And we've been having parties back to back since then... I guess it's to make up. Whayasay? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 11:00pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
lordfalcao: Mikel was involved in all three City goals. For the first, he lost possession to Sergio Aguero who found De Bruyne as Mikel chased in vein. For the second, he struggled to keep pace as the Belgian took out two players with a delightful touch before finding Aguero. For the third goal Mikel couldn’t even track Fernandinho as he broke through the midfield at pace to win a penalty, getting Thibaut Courtois sent off in the process.
i absolutely believe this part well. the first one was very painful Just chill. Some will soon storm this place and tell us we didn't watch the match or we're dickriding |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 10:59pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
If you fail to see Mikel's uselessness on the pitch, then you're definitely one of the reason Nigeria's educational system is being tagged a failure |
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JigsawKillah(m): 10:52pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Every bar I brew, can sell/ dopeheads look and tell/ But I ain't exchanging bars with dudes who can't spell |