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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 7:29pm On Dec 05, 2015
Smh

Oscar and Pedro should be replaced by Costa and Traore jare
Cheek should replace Fabregassed
CrimeRe: Bus Conductor Stabs Passenger To Death Over Transport Fare (pictured) by JigsawKillah(m): 3:30pm On Dec 05, 2015
leoweblinkblog:
end time conductor
idiot. . . You beat me to it!
CrimeRe: Bus Conductor Stabs Passenger To Death Over Transport Fare (pictured) by JigsawKillah(m): 3:29pm On Dec 05, 2015
Beware of Endtime Conductors!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 3:24pm On Dec 05, 2015
Shawcross dey mad fa


Dayo, you done smoke Osogbo weed again?


Remind me which club did Aspas score a hattrick against?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by JigsawKillah(m): 2:22pm On Dec 05, 2015
Odunharry:
stoke 2-city 0. am I dreaming?
it's actually Arnautovic 2 City 0


the useless people are thinking about changing their badge instead
Rap BattlesRe: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]=Group Stage/Fixtures|**| by JigsawKillah(m): 10:28am On Dec 05, 2015
Guykhena:
(5/12/15) Jigsawkillah Vs Oluwagrin......./Kr0ne

#Co-Host=Kr0ne
cc: Kr0ne. I wanted to post yesterday because our friend Grin barely comes online.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:18am On Dec 05, 2015
Alexpissu:
Jigsawkillah, don't tell me you pulled a no-show contest in rap poetry.

We all want to live and be conscious....Tender a verse that will be worth our while
na Kr0ne fault. . . The actual battle was on Sat 5th
Rap BattlesRe: **+the Kings Tourney 2015+** Jigsawkillah Vs Oluwagrin by JigsawKillah(m): 10:17am On Dec 05, 2015
My High School Crush

The biggest bööbs that I have seen
Threw my pen on the floor, to look at her pänties
I daydream she standing there, seeing the bullies I vanquish
Dream sex so many times than you can imagine

Never talked to her, what are letters worth to her?
Big NOs are bad for Egos, better not woo her
Stole to update my stripes. . . 'cause only the flyest guys. . . With styles and cheddar talked to her!

My High School Crush. . .

Got a heavenly body, a Star with the dress
Moon and Sun worships her, she's Hard to impress
Intellectual goddess, Aphrodite with a damnèd brain
I pay attention to useless teachers, and hopes she let a man bang!

I wondered how would she ever notice I love her?
I can't openly date her 'cause one of the homie's her brother
She would have been a prefect if I'd shown I support her
But she despised dull guys and all the blokes from my quarter

My High School Crush

From bottom 10 to top five, but she wouldn't give a brother face
I accidentally kissed her skin, and I was dying for another taste
RIP Chris, you said you'd help me talk to her
You did, all I had to fûcking do was fûcking walk to her

Passed notes, class hos envy us, including the other fools
She said come tell me to my face and I promise to love ya too
I said next time but there would be no next time. . . The next term, she's relocated to another school!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 9:15am On Dec 05, 2015
kr0ne:
JigsawKillah, why you drop your verse again?



Oluwagrin, don't ask for a battle here again.
na saturday be deadline na. . . Check again.
But make I type something still
Rap BattlesRe: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by JigsawKillah(m): 7:58pm On Dec 04, 2015
MVGT: Elymaxiimus




A Classic Shii! Y'all make me wanna write battle bars
PoliticsRe: Military Arrests Another Wanted Boko Haram Suspect by JigsawKillah(m): 7:53pm On Dec 04, 2015
These guys are playing on our intelligence! They'll probably release them again, let them create havocs then arrest them. BS cycle if you ask me
CrimeRe: Pipeline Explosion In Mechanic Village Warri Now by JigsawKillah(m): 7:35pm On Dec 04, 2015
chuksbaby:
Our vehicle just turned back .....It was caused by vandals of pipeline again..

the pipeline which leads from army checkpoint was vandalized by those rough boys yesterday......

vehicles have stopped moving now
most of you females would do anything to make FP. stop peddling fake news up and down! the pipes were old and rusty and bursted open without force. edit your OP ASAP
CrimeRe: Pipeline Explosion In Mechanic Village Warri Now by JigsawKillah(m): 7:33pm On Dec 04, 2015
Umunede:
Buhari is d cause of this problem. After winning election, instead of uniting the country, He started talking of 5%
you'll blame him soon for the failure in your whole generation
CrimeRe: Pipeline Explosion In Mechanic Village Warri Now by JigsawKillah(m): 7:30pm On Dec 04, 2015
Charly68:
These bunch of jobless saboteurs...even aren't ready to go to school because of oil bunkering business and stealing..yet complain about everything in life,segregation,resource control etc even if granted autonomy to rule themselves today I doubt if they can succeed with this their high sense of criminality as a way of life. Majority of the youth in that part of the country have been infested with greed & laziness .
you'll die from foolishness!
CrimeRe: Pipeline Explosion In Mechanic Village Warri Now by JigsawKillah(m): 7:27pm On Dec 04, 2015
luckylucky:
Just pity these idiot no common sense. It is pity that warri people have failed to learned from their past mistakes regarding pipe vandalism and illicit destruction of oil equipments. No wonder Warri that used to be a paradise destination for a potential oil business investors has metamorphosis to be a dry and no go regions paving ways for noble city like Portharcourt to shine. Warri guys in this noble forum you see your life? A man that feels big of himself for carrying a gold laced umbrella during raining will later realized that he has heavily ladden himself by time the rain is over! A word is enough for the wise.
smh
CrimeRe: Pipeline Explosion In Mechanic Village Warri Now by JigsawKillah(m): 7:24pm On Dec 04, 2015
prothelley:
Brosss u funny ooo. Make u de front na mah I de ur back de come. Buh nor carry konkon too make we no catch fire. Na wa oooo.

Effurun roundabout na go soon block....
how long have you been away? 4 yrs?
Rap BattlesRe: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by JigsawKillah(m): 5:52pm On Dec 04, 2015
We got a classic!!!

reading again!!!
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by JigsawKillah(m): 3:31pm On Dec 04, 2015
LarrySun:
I will be back, sir. Some things are holding me back.
OK, sir. And please, also update Kanu's diary
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 3:01pm On Dec 04, 2015
kr0ne:
My hos don't do monkeys and baboons.
then you all don't know what monkeys and baboons are
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:59pm On Dec 04, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
the more reason why you should post first and asap, because there's no assurance that your phone won't shutdown while you're trying to post after me. I got 100% bar here. post i dey ur back
OK na
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:56pm On Dec 04, 2015
Limerick:
stfu you idiota lipsrsealed
you worwor come dull join. . . my guy, go push wheelbarrow
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:21pm On Dec 04, 2015
Limerick. . . Ugly goat!

Pray make your kids no resemble you
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:19pm On Dec 04, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
you no well. I have a hunch that limerick has nothing written yet. grin nigga, post your bars if you have them ready
keep having hunches. . . E go soon turn hunchback
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 1:50pm On Dec 04, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
oya limerick go and post
you two wack idiots dey waste time o
Rap BattlesRe: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]=Group Stage/Fixtures|**| by JigsawKillah(m): 1:37pm On Dec 04, 2015
Kr0ne. . . Create thread make I drop. E be Oluwagrin go pull no show
Poems For ReviewBefore I Self Destruct (when It Rains) by JigsawKillah(op): 1:33pm On Dec 04, 2015
When it rains I run for cover
Before these droplets kill a brother

Dead men! They neither see nor talk
No more being a hater, don't keep no grudge
RIP George Palmer, you were too quick to punch
Gettin' high on every drug, we don't need that much

Stiff Chris would walk with a Rifle by his side
G5s for the goons, cause trife, then we hide
Guns don't kill people, but it's only right when they ride
Till Don Busket got wet, five droplets hit his side

Being a 'Mushi' is only how I survived this long
Ramos says I'm too hard to live on writing songs
I don't need to watch my back, when I walk these streets
And pray a policeman don't rush a gat, and bust me quick

When it rains I run for cover
Before these droplets kill a brother

It was 2003, I remember the tear gases
Hankies soaked with Kerosene, firmly pressed to my nose
The louvres at the rear crashes, fear grabs me
Dad was in a hospital, I should keep death from my bro

Bullets hit the nearby tank, I saw fire pass my face
Tell Emmanuel, I knew I had the grace, my hands would shake
My legs gave way, I slumped on the hard floor, Pastor said Fast and Pray
That next day, bullets came from a gat that's stray, hit him, was he lacking faith?

Officer Femi beating boys to death
I'm the last of the Innocent voices left
Robbed me off my Childhood lullabys, I prefer noise instead
Then when I thought I found a way, I heard George is dead


When it rains I run for cover
Before these droplets kill a brother


It's a stormy weather, it's about to rain heavily
Kids tucked under the bed, droplets spray carelessly
Pastors get on the floor, and pray endlessly
Armageddon is here, but these are Satan's nemesis

The Windvane points the Power Tussle, Political offices
Brothers get wet for nothing but fake promises
Shiny Berettas everywhere, what are they polished with?
'Shoot and Bounce' but this is no comic scene

Never been a witness, although a bystander
Don't fancy being on hitlists, getting shot from a highlander
Learned how to stay neutral from my father
I don't like the pitch, I'd watch from the sidelines and write rather


When it rains I run for cover
Before these droplets kill a brother
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Poems For Review. . . by JigsawKillah(op): 1:22pm On Dec 04, 2015
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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:17am On Dec 04, 2015
airmark:
You can do better
unban Rebel jare.
your hate for coogar and his wannabes is alarming. unban Rebel, he's the last Sauron in the section, we need him. Why ban someone for an offence he committed a year ago?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:57am On Dec 04, 2015
Limerick:
na me be that Tyson abi
is Tyson ugly?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:56am On Dec 04, 2015
airmark:
It's ok. Before 7pm, i will open it.
cc elymaxiim.us
Baba. . . How far na? You done know the meaning of Blooded? grin grin
abeg unban darkenedrebel
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JigsawKillah(m): 10:53am On Dec 04, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
ininix
hehehe just saw my typo. . . Infinix I meant
ProgrammingRe: Official Thread For Experts And Begineers In Python by JigsawKillah(m): 10:37am On Dec 04, 2015
qidos121:
as in Wat is a bot that you said we can create
a bot does automated tasks. . . like a tweet bot can alert you when you get tweets and so on.

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