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Chaos14:
... Everyone believed every single word i said. Then i put phase two in motion. I collected secrets from her friends and made sure i had enough to blackmail her. I even hacked her whatsapp. I decided not to blackmail her cuz that'd be pushing it. So i made a whatsapp group with another sim added every one that i knew in school then i dropped all the info. It was so embarassing she left the next term. I really regret what i did. I would have apologised but i can't find her again. Even her friends couldn't reach her again.

No student had phone during my secondary school days and there was no WhatsApp so, I've nothing to say on this.

Delphi:
Omokri is always rushing to type as to show 'woke'. What the people are saying is winning 19 states and having 1/4 (25%) in 2/3 of all Nigerian states. I don't know why he chooses to always play to the gallery.

Looking at the Obidient screenshot below one can see that 25% in 2/3 Nigerian states was clearly stated but Reno who is master-in-chief in blackmail & mischief would skew it to appear otherwise.

Your IReV portal should announce Obi. Obideients, why is it so hard for you to accept clear defeat. You are not even runner-up. You came THIRD with 2million margin. Even Atiku that came SECOND is not making such noise.

rexchazy:
PDP has gone to the dogs, they disrespected the people especially people from the South East and now they are reaping what they sown. If PDP knows what's is good for them they should just rebrand because they are even poor as opposition

Why do you people like running mouth up and down? LP that came 3rd are still insulting PDP.

Starboytwo:
How many people are in bene republic again?

If Nigeria was just like eg Ebonyi, small, maybe 5 million people, it will be very easy to govern.

Don’t be comparing 5million people to 250 million people. Over 300 ethnic groups. Over 500 languages. Oboy, incomparable.

13million not 5mil

BigRocky:
Did u Even read his comment with open mind ?or emosions didn't let u?

Don't mind the dull-witted.

Who cares? If you like exit Nigeria forever.

Her grammar made the guy run.

That's the beginning of his downfall.

The moment you guys have sex, the feeling will not be the same again. If you want a relationship that leads to marriage, avoid sex.

Jennyclay will be fun to be with, I find her to be a smart lady.

Must you talk? The video already demonstrated the whole thing. Your grammar is not necessary. No offence!

Fool

BAT

The guy likes nyashless ladies.

The recruitment starts Monday, 16th January.

They are related, the resemblance is clear. Shape of nose and entire face.

They deserve more than that. From my experience, those Fire Service are not proactive. Two years ago, there was a fire outbreak in my shop building, we called Fire Service, and the first truck that arrived couldn't start the generator to extinguish the fire. The driver had to call the second truck to come over, on arriving, the driver told us that he didn't pump water earlier. So, what did he come to do?
They almost got lynched by angry mob, if not for the interception of the youth leader. Nothing works right in Nigeria. The system is not working. We lost over N10m worth of goods and equipment. Shame on Fire Service!

You resemble black goat.

I'm tired of reading posts from all these teenagers. Getting out of here!

gregyboy:
Stop writing about girls write something to help humanity

Girls girls everytime on this forum una nor dey tire

You're going to a new place you nor chat your fellow man na woman you see go chat all for what some possible shaggs in the future

Go to another Forum like, Religion and Education. Nobody forced you to come here.

I'll gift them one round each.

Fake life.

How old are you? I'm tired of giving underage tips about relationship. No shades bro!
Notwithstanding, just focus on your studies or skills acquisition, by the time you're due for relationship, you will understand that nowadays no guy cares about YES or No. Because action speaks louder than words. Even at the point of marriage, all you need to do is call your girlfriend to inform her people that you're going to see them.
Talking of that your kissing counterpart, do you want her to accept you as one of her boyfriends? She probably doesn't want to give you false hope of having a girlfriend in her, which is what real guys don't like. Her zoning you as sex mate, is much better, economical and peaceful.

Not only about ladies. As a man, do you kiss olosho?

Sleeping over in a girl's house again is a no no for me.
In my second year, when man still dey live faraway from campus. It was the award night of the outgoing underG. I was forced to attend out of boredom. It happened that the event kicked off late. While there, mumsy called me to ask me how far.... She overhead the noicy background and asked where I could possibly be by that kind time for night. 11pm was the time.
She made me promise her I'll sleep over in a friend's Lodge which was closer to school. Luckily for me, the friend I saw was my coursemate. The girl I have been admiring to bed. I went to her and narrated my ordeal and she accepted.
I was feeling fly cus in my mind, that was the night I'll cease from being a virgin.
Event ended and we headed straight for her lodge.
We gist small and slept off.
For where?, Sleep no gree me sleep
Plan was to initiate the romance at an ungodly hour.....
I was admiring her straight legs and all fitted a$$.
My country people, 2am reached and from no where an unexpected diarrhoea struck me.
The purge was so much that I forgot anything about konji. I instantly swallowed both my pride and erection. I come tap her to wake. She snubbed the first time. The second time, I added a bit force. She woke halfway. I requested for tissue and direction to their rest room (bungalow). Omo this girl change am for me o, tell me say the toilet dey backyard, and she lost her backyard key. Lobatan!
The annoying part is that she was saying this without concern, she was just talking and adjusting to get back to her sleep.
I say okay, no be 4hrs remain? make I hold am.
Guys for this life no joke with diarrhea o!
Just barely 20mins I lost my cognitive consciousness. It got so bad that I started getting aggressive while waking her.
"Abeg come open this door, I don dey go my house" by 2:30am o!
She opened it without even asking how I'll cope, then I didn't care if she cared cus my main koko was to offload my goods as e dey hot
I manage remember tissue, so I took it and left.
Outside was so lonely but I cared less.
I was walking towards school, or anywhere I fit see small bush, too bad the area was developed. Alas!, I saw a small area and the weed there were outgrown, with speed I rush remove my boxie and started doing justice to nature.
As I was there, I became aware of one ekuke dog barking at me, but fear no gree am come close. If not, I swear I for strangle that snitch of a dog with my bare hands. What nonsense!!!. It was actually barking to alert neighbors but God shame am no human gree come out
After powdering my nose on the green pastures, I kuku used the tissue I embezzled to wipe my a$$. Fiaamm!! I ran back to school.

I slept in a lecture theater that morning and swore never to sleepover in any lady's house

Funniest of all

All those brainwashed urchins mentioning churches and its leaders, should also check the leaders of their churches and know that Worship of the Almighty God, is your relationship with God and your fellow human beings.

Why gays are so annoying?

arantess:
Why must it be said that so-so governor/president "commence" payment of salaries to staff etc etc?

Is it not their constitutional right to earn after working for that month or so?

Is is a favour to be paid what you are owed?

We need to get serious in this part of the world oo

Salaries oo, haaa

If you're deprived your right by someone and another person approves it, is that not a good thing? Stop being a sadist.

Parrot69:
S20 ultra for sale(small Crack on the screen) comes with Samsung ear buds pro. At a give away price. Just used it 5months.

How much?

Wantsua! After deceiving us story no come end.

How about Kaylin Swart, Goalkeeper of South Africa?

Goodness34:
overthinking is kiling me, currently am 27, no job no business, but i have a business plan to do and change everything about my life but i have no where to borrow. i can even start with 20k,
Am finished, the only qualification i have is Olevel, and a little skill. no hope for common man.
Any suggestion please?
willing to help me with the20k

my account number is
82429 20188 wema bank
God bless

I hate seeing criminal-beggars with passion. You don't have hands and legs ni? You don't have family, friends, etc?
I'm not sure God can bless anyone that waste money on this person.