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Micksam:
Sum1 please confirm, my month changed from October to September, but am yet to receive any alert, does it mean they would be paying two months or am i getting it all wrong?

Mine too changed from October to September, I'm still yet to receive alert.

Lollittaa:
As far as I could remember, I've always had very painful menstruation. To a point that it affects my ability to work or be productive.
Painkillers hardly work, so it's about 4-7 days of Pre menstrual cramps +5 day period of agony. Almost two weeks every month. Sometimes I fall sick during or after my period.
I talked to my doctor. I was thinking family planning pills might pause my periods for sometime. But he said no they don't. He advised I be taking painkillers prior to my period and I have ulcer.

I'm tired. NL doctors, what can I do?

Just drink Igboya and thank me later

efficiencie:
Pope Francis or Petrus Romanus (as per saint Malachy's prophecy) is a satanist disguised as a pope. He will obviously give his desecrated, abominable and satanic waters and wine to Joe Biden (let's go brandon). The man who says women are free to kill babies in the womb up to 9 months. The man forcing people to take a vaccine that does not protect against COVID nor prevent its spread or risk losing their jobs. The man who plunged the East back into conflict and instability. The man who has emboldened China which now planning an attack on Taiwan. The man who has and is still ruining the US and converting it into a hellhole.

Fool spotted

segundboy:
This is to inform the general public that the management in charge of NECO examination has finally the 2021/2022 result.

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1. Go to NECO result checking portal at https://result.neco.gov.ng
2. Select year Examination Type (i.e. June.July).
3. Select the year of examination (i.e 2021).
4. Enter your card PIN number (the PIN on the NECO Result Card).
5. Enter your Examination Number
6. Finally, click on “Check My Result” button to finally see your result.

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Before you can check your result you need Neco Result Token or Scratch Card.
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Wrong statement. Always check your work before posting.

Is that all?

metalgear11:
“Yewande!” I blurted out.

I was stunned. Yewande. After how many years? I didn’t know whether to hug her or just be casual, even though my heart was running laps in my chest. It was like a door to my past had been flung open. The last time I saw this girl was the day I invited her to my dad’s birthday. I remembered the betrayal I felt that night; her voice over the phone when she called me to apologize during my service year and how I told her to never call me again. All that was more than five years ago and in one fell swoop, they all came back. All these thoughts flooded my mind for a few seconds before I came back to reality.

“Yewande…” I uttered again.

“Dimeji…is...is it really you?” she said. Her eyes were wide as saucers. I didn’t know whether to hug her or play cool. I decided on the latter in order not to betray my feelings.

“Yewande…” The armless, plunging V-neck African print jumpsuit she wore adorned her beautiful curves. A sharp glint of light reflected off the pendant of her necklace and drew my eyes to the inviting bulge of her smooth cleavage. A nice shade of red stained her wet lips. I felt my heart strings tug.

“I see you guy’s have already met. You did not even wait to be introduced,” I heard Iffy say as she walked up to where we stood near the table.

“Wait…you mean she’s your friend you wanted to introduce me to?” I asked in disbelief.

“DJ is the guy you were telling me about?” Yewande asked almost at the same time.

Iffy looked confused. “Dimeji? Yes, he’s the one I told you about. Do you know him?” She kept looking back and forth between the two of us.

“Of course, I know him…”

“Wait a minute, you said her name was Olaide…” I blurted.

“Yes, her name is Olaide,” Iffy replied. I turned to Yewande, who just smiled back.

“How do you know her?”

“We attended the same university back home in Nigeria. I was…she was like a sister to me,” I said.

“Ahh,” Iffy replied, her head nodding up and down with suspicious interest etched all over her face, “well then, it makes things easier for me. I’ll let you two catch up,” she smiled and left.

I led her to our table. “Olaide?” I asked, confused. She didn't respond, but smiled slightly. Then it clicked. Her names WAS Olaide. Her middle name. I just didn’t remember because she seldom used it and everyone called her Yewande back home. I pull out a chair for her and she sat down ever so elegantly. It was true. She oozed class. I won’t lie, I was slightly intimidated. This was a different Yewande from the one I knew so many years ago. She looked entirely different. Her aura portrayed sophistication and style. She seemed more mature. I was tempted several times in the course of the night to caress her glowing skin, but I controlled myself. I did not know how she would react to me after so many years. Those old feelings I had buried long ago started to resurface.

Finally, the party began to wind down. Very satisfied guests started to leave. Olaide…Yewande informed me she was calling it a night. I saw her off to the car park where I walked her to a small Toyota Corolla. I opened the door for her.

“It was nice seeing you again Yewande,” I said.

She smiled, and memories flooded back again. “It was nice seeing you again too Dimeji,” she responded.

I hesitated, then leaned forward to give her a small hug. I felt the slightest of tenseness from her. I quickly took a step back and closed the door after she got in.

“I hope to see you again sometimes…maybe catch up over coffee?”

She stared at me for a moment before starting her car up. “Maybe,” she responded. I watched the glow of her tail-lights as she slowly drove out of the parking lot. It was only then I realized I hadn’t asked for her number.

abah001:
because you now know that they have started paying. you thought it was a joke

Have they started paying?

PlayMaker14:
Atleast, I have learnt that the plural of Wife is “Wifes” from this daft fellow.

Grammarian, men are talking money and you're there talking nonsense. No go make money be there spotting errors.

Let's wait till month ends

Alexgman1:
Am hearing rumors that Npower may pay September stipend together with that of this month. How true is it? Does anyone has a concrete and genuine evidence as to that rumor? Pls I need to know.

I heard but no genuine evidence. Let's hope and see.

Kenturkey048:
Benue state is the most useless state on earth. I was in this same shit during my youth service with these animals. If not for the society youth leader that was also a serving corp member in another state that came to my rescue... I was already anticipating my dead body...

God will bless him wherever he is... I hate that tribe called TIV. I must revenge on those people even if it will take me 30years. God will keep every one of them alive to pay for their sins.

I graduate without sense
The hate will kill you.

Niece:
https://.com/pastor-caught-sleeping-with-married-woman-on-church-altar/

He is not a Pastor. Just a funny guy that goes about chasing women and requesting for fund to drink gin.
He is very intelligent and neat.
However, he steals because he stole a Novel in my office when he came visiting.
I heard from his close family friend that he is not normal.

Reader530:
This is to inform our candidates that NECO result for this year will be released from 11th October, 2021. Congratulations

Today is 12th October, 2021 but the result is not out.

evansjeff:
Good afternoon people, Please my sister wasn’t able to update her bank details during the time because of network issues, please help me, the portal is no longer allowing me to do the bank details update for her. She has completed all other processes. Please anyone with any idea what can be done? I already sent NPower mails but no response yet.

The thing is I’ve been the one processing this NPower for her and she has been very grateful to me. She will be very disappointed to see that her mates receives their allowance and she hasn’t.

Edit your profile by making sure your date of birth on your profile matches your BVN date of birth. That will be done together with re-uploading your credentials.
After successfully doing that, go to Deployment Tap and input your bank detail where you can equally print your PPA.

Andyvilly:
Ignore the recent redeployment, stick to your previous PPA it won't affect your work or payment issue

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Thanks very much.
The process of starting over again locating PPA, signing and uploading, really scared me.

Andyvilly:
For all your relocation and redeployment issue, you can now log on to n power Portal and correct it now.

I'm automatically redeployed without making any request.
I don't have issue with my first PPA. I have already done signing and uploading of my acceptance letter.
What should I do now?

Fescoblack:
Fatal accident is the type of accident whose the victim pick up injuries, brusies etc. But ghastly, is howevery the accident that involves death for the victim. Let us be guarded

You're wrong. In fact you interchanged the whole thing. Kindly revisit your English teacher or dictionary and thank me later.

Unbreakable007:
U r a fool.

R u a doctor? .... Going to see ur mum does nt change anything. Send money if i have and pray for her. Ur number one priority in d military is discipline. Go... U move.. Don't go. U stand still. U r looking for whom to sympathize with u. Commissioned officers like u r d one conniving wt bandits. Idiot!!

Your reasoning is top notch.
His excuse is weak considering the fact that he is not a doctor.

thalpy:
Please the date of birth in my NIN is different from my certificates and id cards. I don't use the NIN id for anything.
But now I discovered that the new international passport needs NIN.
And the date of birth I want to use in my international passport is different from the one in nin . And if I make the international passport dob to be thesame with nin it will affect other certificate that I have.
Please any info on how to change the dob on my NIN and how long does it take to effect the change if it's possible. Any useful information will be appreciated.

Can I deduct up to 9 years?
Because the age difference on my certificates and NIN is 9 years apart.

Can I deduct up to 9 years?
Because the age difference on my certificates and NIN is 9 years apart.

Janella1:
I checked my dashboard yesterday and I noticed that my PPA has been changed by Npower, I don't know why the sudden change, I haven't done my pv, please who else is experiencing the same thing? I don't understand.

I have already downloaded my PPA letter, signed and uploaded. I have already resumed work.
I can't start locating new PPA to start the process over again.

donsolo4u2c:
After weeks of network problem I finally accessed my portal but there was no PPA acceptance letter instead this is what I got

Learn how to be reading news.
This issue has been addressed here.

saphiere:
Mine: Abacha

lalasticlala over to you.

IBB

shegxy9:
I will make it short guys... I met this damsel February this year and it has been great times since then...

Around may she got admission to University outside the state we are but the main issue is that wen she came back I was telling her about her attitudes when she was in school like most times we hardly talk but she said that I know this is her first semester in school and she apologised that it would not happen again...

But the main issue is this, she said I need to forgive her because she has offended me, she said a guy slept in her room though she swore to me that nothing happened that night...

Pls guys have been having these mixed feelings since yesterday like can she be trusted?? And hope am not in love with upcoming olosho

Pls no insults, only matured responses

My brother DON'T take her serious until she is out of school. If you can't wait, move on.

Fweshspice:
What kind of excuse is this?? lol
Premier league started in 1992 and both Manchester United and Chelsea featured in the league since it inception.. What else??

EPL was created in 1888 but it was then called Football League. In 1992 The league was renamed as Premier League. 1995 The league is reduced from 22 to 20 clubs. United first won in 1889.
Check your fact well.

EPL was created in 1888 but it was then called Football League. In 1992 The league was renamed as Premier League. 1995 The league is reduced from 22 to 20 clubs. United first won in 1889.
Check your fact well.

But he is already dead down there