i love tht bit which says ''no place like home''

tht is the best way to threat dem girls wen dey decide to be dickheads sometimes

this is jokes,i love itttt

tin ba hammer,first thing na hummer,1 million dollar, elo lo ma je tin ba se si naira, trust me this song is dope

believe me,distance is a big bareer,i used to live in nigeria nd she lives in england,we loved eachother very much and we talk all the time,when i relocated to england,we live like 2hours away from eachother and guess what?we broke up 4months after i got to england,we made up 5months later but we still lived 2hours from eachother,though we speak like 3hours a day but man she is someone that cant control herself,always flauting around with guys,we borke up again after a month of making up and i guess that happened because we lived far apart, distant relationship dosent work out atimes

wanted to type cash card not cash cash***********lol,typographical error, allow it

its true,itz boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omo,i feel u

omo,itz better to stay on campus,ur gonna benefit alot by staying on campus man, u gemme?

hnm,that guy dey marry ur girl,infact hin dey Bleep am sef,u better step off

that means he had another girlfriend b4 he met u,thats why he cant tell people ur his shurrie

I'll probably not. There may be exceptions and she may be good for the firm but trust me it would be bad for the relationship in the long run

imagine you she knows everything that happens to u at work

imagine the other workers hating on her because she's the boss' girl

imagine how u get to see her all the time, even see others flirting with her

imagine you want to promote her and others think youre doing a "Wolfowitz" ?

Imagine if u had to fire your girl for gross misconduct






he said it all, i cant

guy,it does my heading when we nigerianns fink whyt gals are cheap,its not true,ur a fresh guy from 9ja,ur accent is crap,ur dressing is bullshit,how will they trip for you,remember we are humans,they are just like us,the only difference is the skin color man,forget it,u cant just get them anyhow,itz not possible,u gatta nice up, learn how they do it and i fink its gonna get u places with them!!!!!!!!!!! and dont fink the black guys u see going out the the whyt gurls got here 7months ago, some of them have been here for ages and some were even born here,

but if ur despirate of gurls, try the black ones,they understand u better and i fink they tend to give u chances more than the whyt ones, this is the simple truth, the picture there is me

nigerians sha,,its not called ATM card here in the UK,its simply called cash-card and there is nuffin so special about it,am sure some ladies will fall for guys with such cards, have got like 4 of the cards and a 10year old child also uses it so there is no big deal about cash cards(ATM)

hnm,i dont fink itz ever possible to get a hummer jeep in england, i live in u.k and i know the worth of cars here man!! even an ordinary second hand BMW x5 costs about £27500, not to talk of hummer, anyways,people dont really use hummer here cus they are not english cars, but lets face the fact,u cant get a HUMMER jeep for £10000, never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hnm,i can never do that but lets not forget the fact that some of the gurls out there who do not look like a prostitute are evn worse than those we call prostitutes,lets think about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is damn funny

fuuny

oh, funny

i dont see anything funny in this joke

damn,unlucky woman

this is damn funny

the pastor's preaching was boring,while people were praying for their lives whenever the driver drives,innit?

that is an igbo man for you

i love this

thats wierd

hnm,some people believe religion is not a barrier,u should try your luck

christian dating is difficult because the so called born again feels it aint right,i dont see anything wrong in having a relationship when u are a born again