I can swear he doesn't have a valid driver's license.

wrongman665:
I am not a member of APC but i believe in this govenment.

idiota

What about the captain, was he trying to flee too or he just aided them to the under sea and came back to pick up a few more?

the guy na 2mins man, he couldn't impregnate her.. haha.. whose next

i overheard someone said he was the one punch him in the eye.

i fell in almost all of them but my problem is how will i leave my olosho friends and jakpa..
Any small money i see now,, e get new olosho wey i wan chop.

They should force him to poop and if he does, he should be delt with..
person wey never chop for days no go fit shit talk more of stealing

SwayG:
PROS
You fit dey see who you no want make e see you.

You can have sweet moments with your gal while on traffic
She can be giving you BJ while you drive

Ewu, u buy motor in order to receive bj, after you use it to carry your family..

bedbug

DEATH IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

TemplarLandry:
I'm sure this happened in imbise.

you re not far from the truth my brother..

i wish i can post the list i got last week in umueleagwa mbaise.

na coup remain

Zonefree:
Ten Million naira can get me 3 corolla and about 15 Nigerian girls...why should I waste my 10M on this carton?

ewuuu!!!

hold the pastor, he is the man behind the mask.. Unless he repents of his sins and confesses them.. salvation is far from him.

Am glad he said the doer Is dead.. let it be soo because just like some diseases re heriditry so are their red hankercheifs.

portable is irresponsible.

Amotolongbo:
Most especially the one with video or cd player and color TV.

These were the instruments Boda Luku used to impregnate 4 sisters in a family

aswear, wetin ejike dey laa girls then ehj

JayTripz:
Omooooo sapa de everywhere oo..but this guy own worse.....How can? He nor even fear say him fit get Automatic slap from anywhere

he has a gun nah

Let me wait for elders

u re speaking grammar to the pirates.

Olympus Niger has fallen..
my own is that they should get his confessional statement on media before they kill him..
atleast it won't look like they did something wrong.

oh my Go , 30 million each

Health991:


Pls, someone should help me with data subscription pls pls.

I just dey broke somehow

08121937791 Thanks

u don see am..?

tuu tuu tueh!!

i dey borrow my mechanic my car to drive some weekends..
I don't see anything wrong with it.

na nice guy

dey no go explain wetin happen to them for bush before them run, make the world know...

shortgun:
She looked better before; a full packaged African woman with enough meat everywhere.
I don't know who told people that someone must become lean and malnourished to look beautiful

People must talk whether you are slim, lean, fat or plus size.

you don snif fatty armpit before?

Generalmystic:
When KANU called Nigeria a zoo, I was among those that attacked him, now I know better

we forgive you, you will die a free man

na undergraduate visa she carry move. with five children? impossible

Hezmatosky:
Baba if u ask me o, subsidy is not our problem for now o. Focus on survival first. There's hunger in the land, let everyone have something to eat. Go to some remote places in this country, you will shade tears tire. Then after that focus on insecurity. Even in your own state Lagos. Area boys are just misbehaving. Engage these boys, then boost the morals of the police. Your vehicle can not breakdown in the street of lagos and be safe. They'll gather you, demand outrageous amount of money from you.
Baba i use God name beg you, leave subsidy alone and focus on other things for now.

if im read this thing wey you write , make i kpeme!!!

Depriest2020:
We will sir, we know it won't last long.

u re an idiot ,sorry to say

betting