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CrimeRe: Young Man Kills His Mother In Rivers For Refusing To Give Him N20,000 (Photo) by jimb(m): 4:01pm On May 15, 2023
mentally unstable but e fit count money?
PoliticsRe: Ike Ekweremadu's 61st Birthday Is Today by jimb(m): 12:31pm On May 12, 2023
the man sons no dey pick my calls again...
this life no balance .. ok
EducationRe: The Transformation From 100L To 400L Of Two Ladies That Got People Talking by jimb(m): 5:18am On Apr 23, 2023
ednut1:
All thanks to men. Yahoo boys, school boyfriends, sugar daddy etc. who give them money to eat good food and wear good clothes 😬.
na one man dey slash both of them.
Forum GamesRe: Which Glass Has More Water? by jimb(m): 10:36am On Apr 22, 2023
KosiGee:
What’s the content of glass C? Battery or eraser(rubber)
short gun bullet
CrimeRe: Hippopotamus Kills A Pregnant Woman In Makurdi by jimb(m): 10:33am On Apr 22, 2023
chatinent:
The Benue river consumes more people per year than how birds pluck fishes from the river. And unfunnily enough, a friend from Wurukum told me it only takes non-indigenes. And this rumour is lowkey popular around that North Bank side and Wurukum area after the bridge. I lost a colleague to it too, and that was when other colleagues began to narrate their loss stories too, and stories they heard.

One story that transpired that very time I was there when my colleague drowned was that some other persons went there to swim and the river came out to the bank where they were and swallowed one of them. He wasn’t even swimming! It just came at him, held him as a friend would hug his longtime friend he’s just seen, and took him beneath.


Even though I don't generally believe in superstitions, I am aware that traditional powers are still practiced nowadays. And that juju exist. But this story? “I don’t believe it.” My uncertainties were put to rest when I witnessed firsthand the community's attempt to dispel the enigma behind the unending number of fatalities by calling upon the services of a native wizard.

This indigenous wizard dove into the water and transformed into a crocodile as he swam downstream. Omo, na so  I begin go house sharp sharp. I fess check my chamber for my body if anything miss cos I no come understand the touching touching body for the crowd. I dey form rugged then but e never reach wetin I see. The next information was that he had gone to visit the river goddess and all that.  What happened? The result was that in order to stop these deaths and to pacify her, sacrifices had to be made.

Even though I lived on property that bordered the river, you can take my word for it that I never in a million years went near it to swim, fish, paddle the canoe, or even wash, regardless of how intense the pressure from my peers was.

You can call me hydrophobic. You can also call me delusional. I don't care if you brand me a coward if it has anything to do with this issue; I'll attend the cowardice coronation with pride, palm wine, a male goat, and with my overworn isi agu.✌️

u can write.
PoliticsRe: Sudan Internal War: Why It’s Difficult To Evacuate Trapped Nigerians – FG by jimb(m): 10:24am On Apr 22, 2023
RamseyKush:
Sudan na one hell of a country..

Na soldiers and para military dey fight so o😂😂😂

Anyway, buhari no kuku care about una
Just try to stay safe.
e be like army and immigration officers in Nigeria dey fight abi
RomanceRe: I'm in love with my Sister In Law, what do I do? by jimb(m): 6:34am On Apr 19, 2023
N3TRAL:
It's legally okay to fvck and marry your Sister-in-law.

It's traditionally okay to fvck and marry your Sister-in-law.

Be a man, take off her panties and fvck her already.

Ensure she moans to the highest heavens.

Suck her, lick her, kiss her, caress her body and make her go crazy, boy.

Send her cards, flowers and cakes.

She's calling you , answer her.
but don't tell anyone you fvcked her.
maybe after that your senses will come back.
be a goal getter.
CrimeRe: Adejoh Siaka: Police Demote Policeman Who Flogged & Slapped Man In Rivers State by jimb(m): 5:47am On Apr 19, 2023
I prefer to slap him back while he keeps his stupid badge.
I av trained my palms for a kind of sports I watch on TV so I wouldn't mind slapping him back in return to know what a good slap sounds like.
I added small juju to my palm and am sure orthopedic matrass will be his case afterwards.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy: FG Begins 40% Pay Rise For Workers April Ending by jimb(m): 1:47pm On Apr 18, 2023
Samfloxin:
Bestest news so far this year
like u na government work , mugu
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy: FG Begins 40% Pay Rise For Workers April Ending by jimb(m): 1:46pm On Apr 18, 2023
no be juju be tat.
now non government worker will be left to wallow again
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Snatch Ballot Box In Imo Supplementary Election In Presence Of Security by jimb(m): 8:00am On Apr 16, 2023
madridguy:
Picture or it is a lie. You only show us of a policewoman eating.
I challenge you , that's not a woman
CrimeRe: Policemen Who Flogged & Slapped Man In Emohua, Rivers Arrested by jimb(m): 12:40am On Apr 12, 2023
devigblegble:
I watched the video and it broke my heart, it was a pure abuse of power and I bet you these guys have abused so many citizens. Very shameless people
I couldn't av wanted anything other than to slap him back .. I swear my slap go reset the guy
CelebritiesRe: "Find Another Person Let's Do Engagement"- Omoni Oboli Tells Alexx Ekubo by jimb(m): 7:40am On Apr 09, 2023
DennisEche:
Better ,
We no trust him and Uti
UTI na quidam nah , who know no
RomanceRe: Lady In Shock After She Got Dumped By Boyfriend For Not Flushing The Toilet by jimb(m): 8:21am On Mar 31, 2023
but the guy don chop her?
FamilyRe: In Search Of Long Lost Dad by jimb(m): 2:17pm On Mar 25, 2023
Yedidea:
Yes I have done anything to convince her to let her tell me every Truth, but, I brought her to my own house and pampered her alot , but no confers, it's reach to a point She told me that if I keep pressing her about this of my father she will kill herself, that even made thought of maybe she did something wrong to him but she denied, I'm not in good relationship with her because of this thou I don't like it that way, it only Left with police which that Will be the biggest step in her life and to her family members
your mama was going off age when she begged and did ashaw.. work but doesn't know who exactly got her pregnant because she's needed you.
pls stop disturbing your mother and leave a good life with her . So many women re leaving with a good life like that.
SportsRe: World Athletics Bans Transgender Women From Women's Competition by jimb(m): 7:42am On Mar 24, 2023
mployer:
They must accept them. They are women cheesy

You teach kids they have right to choose their gender and turn around to deny them access to their chosen gender competition.

It's not done.
what is not done oga?
if I...
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Things Many People Don't Know About Pornography by jimb(m): 9:10am On Mar 19, 2023
Fut9ure:
I didn't bother to read
I understand it is coming from one of these religious people

Religion is an embarrassing human practice of convincing the mind to ignore common sense, logic, reason and evidence while blindly believing in ancient fairy tales. It encourages its followers to value faith over facts and reality. It makes its followers proud instead of being ashamed of thier ignorance
nna eeh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Lost My Job by jimb(m): 1:48pm On Mar 15, 2023
FuckYourFather:
you are just a kid na, u know still learning about life at 21 you too small.


Should have been banging your boss kpekus or licking plate for one of the staffs trust me sacking will not be on their minds won't have sacked you by now.
like you know wassup..
he should add small juju to it..
FamilyRe: How Can I Politely Tell My Friend To Stop Coming To My House For Now? by jimb(m): 9:40am On Feb 10, 2023
that kin guy dey later travel out..
AgricultureRe: This High-rise Tower In China Isn't A Housing Block, It's A Pig Farm by jimb(m): 11:56am On Feb 09, 2023
so in China pigs dey use ac.?
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack INEC Office in Enugu South LGA, Kill police officer by jimb(m): 10:31pm On Jan 16, 2023
na lie ooo
I reside opp Enugu South LGA . there is nothing like that.
CrimeRe: Delta Police Arrests Facebook Scammers Who Kidnap And Gangrape Underage Girls by jimb(m): 4:20am On Jan 05, 2023
why is that one doing his mouth like that?
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels' Mother, Rita's Only Brother Dies On Christmas Day by jimb(m): 11:28pm On Dec 27, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Another end has come!

I want to own a Benz, real estates, diamonds, golds, stocks and crypto, all comes to an end when breath stops!

Live your life to the fullest and make sure you happy by all means!

Life itself is not worth the hassles

RIP to the deceased!
I don't understand , "live your life to the fullest"
so diabetes go kill person
RomanceRe: Nigerian Gay Journalist, Chisom Peter, Goes Public With His Partner (Photos) by jimb(m): 1:52am On Dec 22, 2022
thebosstrevor1:
Why do gay people have a certain type of body, face and hair cut grin
not always soo, e get one wey we Chase comot crib then , that one na orobo ..
wetin I beat that idiot eeh..
FamilyRe: Man Who Rescued Baby Girl Dumped By Road Side In Enugu Shares Her New Photo by jimb(m): 12:24pm On Nov 28, 2022
etrouble:
I envy this guy because our Father in Heaven will suffocate this guy with Blessings. Humans, Angels, even Satan himself will Favour and Provide for this guy.

Can you see as the guy himself is changing for better? That's Heavenly Blessings.
even Satan?
RomanceRe: Caption This Maternity Photoshoot by jimb(m): 9:57pm On Nov 23, 2022
unhealthy
CelebritiesRe: Autopsy Confirms Davido’s Son, Ifeanyi, Drowned by jimb(m): 7:17pm On Nov 05, 2022
David make sure you do wedding before you get another pikin else same fate go happen again ..
FashionRe: Photo Of N3m Louis Vuitton Button Shirt Sparks Mixed Reactions On Social Media by jimb(m): 7:42am On Nov 04, 2022
how much last..? I no get time..
you sell 400 naira make I consider
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What's The Best Approach To Fire This Type Of Worker? by jimb(m): 3:37pm On Oct 19, 2022
it can only be a woman who is behind this order so as to install his new boyfriend..
PoliticsRe: God Has Told Me Who Will Become Next President But….. - Primate Ayodele by jimb(m): 7:56am On Oct 03, 2022
yomi961:
At this most perilous moment in Nigeria’s history, I find Atiku as the right man to lead the country. There has never been a candidate more qualified for our nation’s highest office than Atiku. He has proven time and time again that his competence and capability to turn a hopeless situation around can not be underestimated.

As Vice President between 1999 and 2007, Atiku played a crucial role in upturning the damages of the military regimes on the country, accomplishing a lot, some of which include overseeing the process that paved the way for the liberalization of the telecommunication sector. During that time, Atiku gained wide experience– many of which would come in handy in the job of fixing Nigeria.

Atiku’s vision for building an economy that is strong and not reliant on oil derivation makes so much sense. Not only does Atiku have a plan to encourage active participation of the private sector in the growth of Nigeria’s economy, but he also has a plan to make sure it produced the trickle-down benefits enjoyed in many other parts of the world which does the same.


More is the promise of drafting as many as 40 percent of young people into his cabinet, providing them the needed exposure and experience in governance to take over from him. This will be a major shift in the country’s governance template, and one in the right direction, because for the very first time, we will have a president who truly understands the value of young people and does not only believe they are leaders of today but prepared to make it so.
I no wan curse person this morning.
PoliticsRe: Wike Hosts Peter Obi In Port Harcourt (Photos) by jimb(m): 6:43am On Oct 01, 2022
Salvador1:
U gatz give it to Obi.
He's strategic in his dealing.

Bullion van vagabond and his zombies have been salivating for wike's support.
Wike pain be say how can pampars wearing ancestor say he wan continue with the good work of buhari. Or is it his demonic Moslem Moslem ticket.

Did u see how wike put it.
"It was nice hosting my brother Peter Obi"

I can hear him say it as he whispers in the air..
CelebritiesRe: A$AP Rocky Reveals He Was Sexually Violated By A Fan As Video Goes Viral by jimb(m): 1:37pm On Sep 29, 2022
pressing his nuts abi sucking his balls.

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