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Crime / Re: Phone Snatchers Stab Young Man To Death In Delta (Photo) by jimb(m): 1:47pm On Nov 11, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad
This is what I keep on telling everybody

If you are stopped by those hoodlums just give them want they want

First rules says.....anytime you meet arm robber or hoodlums....just do whatever they say...don't act like a stubborn person or trying to give them tough time

arm robbers na them fear pass anytime they are carrying out thier activities because any little mistakes can cause trouble for them....so that is why them nor dey tolerate any threat during operation. ....they can easily shoot, stabb or kill once you act stubborn

u be armed robber?
how you take know.
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Nse Ikpe-Etim 47th Birthday Party by jimb(m): 7:46pm On Oct 23, 2021
kenzysmith:
With that throat and finger am seeing this woman should be close to 60 that 47 na football age undecided

maybe she has diabetes.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage In Braless Dress, Dances To Her 'Somebody's Son' Song (Photo, Video) by jimb(m): 7:41pm On Oct 23, 2021
I no know why my feelings dey tell me say make I try my luck where this girl dey say she go like my d**
Romance / Re: I Think I Took The Redpill Too Far, I Dont Recognise Myself Anymore by jimb(m): 1:07pm On Oct 15, 2021
add weed, e go make brain
Education / Re: Man Storms Ogun School With Thugs To Attack Teacher Who Beat His Daughter by jimb(m): 6:31am On Oct 13, 2021
the niga got a kid at 20.
am sure it was by mistake.
Family / Re: My Son's Girlfriend Comes To Our House To Sleep Everyday by jimb(m): 11:36am On Oct 11, 2021
Bewiseedet:
Mind your business. Your son is matured enough to chose who to love. Isn't it better you try to know the lady better than just portray her as a prostitute?

are you sure you are not the son in question?

just wait until popsy come, your beating go be like that lesbian own.
Family / Re: Is This Appropriate At The Children’s Playground? (Pics) by jimb(m): 11:23am On Oct 11, 2021
please what is that?
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her 44th Birthday Today by jimb(m): 11:57am On Sep 15, 2021
Moneyboyz:
Incase she needs sugarbaby. I dey here.
u dey cease?
Crime / Re: Italian Kills Nigerian Wife For Filing For Divorce After Three-Year Marriage by jimb(m): 2:22pm On Sep 11, 2021
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Romance / Re: Man Collapses And Dies After Seeing Sex Tape Of His Wife With Another Man by jimb(m): 3:52pm On Sep 09, 2021
Alexas58:

Marriage is a vow that must be kept.
I don’t encourage cheating, but I’ve learnt something over the years.

A married man can Bleep any random lady and still come back to his family,
But once a married woman starts fucking out, automatically, she has lost all the love that she has for her husband and family and it wouldn’t take long before the husband dies.

I still condemn cheating, to be honest, to be in a marriage ain’t easy.
I ain’t married yet , but I’ve seen things


U never see anything guy..
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Military Disabled Scores Of Planes Before Leaving Kabul Airport (Video Photo) by jimb(m): 12:40pm On Sep 01, 2021
Alumi scrap will be joyous
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy And Kiddwaya Now Dating? (Pictures) by jimb(m): 1:56am On Aug 27, 2021
Daveambition:
Only Jah knows how many manchi, both locally+international wey don nyash this Cuppy...
This one no go stay husband houz reach betah 1-2yrs, her own na to test every BBC globally. Una see that 2nd pic wey she throw peace-sign? That left hand don perform more sloppy BJ than any blows from AnthonyJoshua boxing glove

Bros u don spoil finish
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power: How To Check Your Shortlising/selection Status Using *45665# by jimb(m): 11:36pm On Aug 24, 2021
zanebaddo:


I just logged into my dashboard board and here is what I found **You have not updated your profile, click to update profile**

Some important information are missing in my profile while I had provided all before where I was able to even take the test and the biometric. I just checked my deployment status and it displayed not yet deployed.

Photo. You have been erased.. https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OGC.b19bd2fa3145aa8489f90c770e1e7d9b&pid=Api&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.co%2fimages%2fb19bd2fa3145aa8489f90c770e1e7d9b%2ftenor.gif&ehk=H3onq%2bYXbc8IgKCcTgLqPn%2fOHTpXi35haWMzkTVaLKo%3d


What could be the problem please? Am I supposed to update the profile again? Will this development affect me in anyway?
Sports / Re: Afghan Women Footballers Evacuated By Australian Government After Plea by jimb(m): 11:25pm On Aug 24, 2021
Please have they put Afghanistan up for sale? someone might be interested.
Celebrities / Re: Aneke Twins - Chidiebere And Chidimma Celebrate Birthday - Pictures by jimb(m): 8:29pm On Aug 07, 2021
hybrid11:
Every year?? They don't even have 20 movies each
Op are they married with kids or every year u remember their Bday

Nnah juo moo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ICPC Recruitment Online Test by jimb(m): 6:24am On Jul 31, 2021
oluwafemiabioye:
Where do you people normally see this vacancies because I usually don't see them here on nairaland job section, all I just see is people talking about aptitude test without even knowing when they applied for it.

Nna eeh
Foreign Affairs / Re: Britain Risks China’s Wrath By Sailing Biggest Warship Into South China Sea(Pix) by jimb(m): 2:48am On Jul 28, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

This table way them dey shake so ehnnnnnn...


Make I light up my last tie of weed for the night....then sleep small...wake up at exactly 1am....message my Chinese woman make she drop small yuan for me...before the war go start between her country and Britain....the son of man nor go suffer bomb wechat finish...then UK go come throw bomb go shanghai ......na so my woman take die.


Way pastor Righteousness2....

The end time niggarrrr...niggar of end time


Aswear gy u r hy. �
NYSC / Re: Obi Cubana Dines With Corpers Serving in Oba A Week To His Mother's Burial. by jimb(m): 4:36am On Jul 19, 2021
Wetin dey go don chop those two girls wey dey left screen eeh. Kia
NYSC / Re: Obi Cubana Dines With Corpers Serving in Oba A Week To His Mother's Burial. by jimb(m): 4:32am On Jul 19, 2021
IgweOfNnewi:
Alcohol for corpers

E shock u nahh?

Like say na that side wey dey chop Carmel you dey signal from cos hisba go drink your blood if you try am there.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Nabs Nigerian Mum-of-3 With 100 Wraps Of Cocaine In Her Private Part, Bag by jimb(m): 5:04am On Jul 05, 2021
Thank God she was caught in Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mercy Ada Jesus Is Dead by jimb(m): 6:31pm On Apr 21, 2021
powalez:
I book space, one idiot come use am, na wa for Una o,
Anyways, even though I have not heard of her untill her I'll health, am always saddened by the death of any individual and to make it worst, a female, we puscy nigga always want them around,
Rip to her, e pain me sha, the person wey use my booked space, it shall never be, make I no talk again

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Answer These Tricky Job Interview Questions From Apple Inc? by jimb(m): 2:08pm On Apr 14, 2021
Prechgold1180:
To identify the apples first you have to consult Amadioha
Take a pen pendicular axis and check d lemosture

Lol..
Ewu
Family / Re: Post Your New Year Picture by jimb(m): 3:09pm On Apr 13, 2021
ahnie:

you're handsome...but you go like bet-naija wella.

p.s...i'm here to compliment pics.

I like you too
Romance / Re: Marrying A 35-Year-Old Lady by jimb(m): 10:23am On Apr 10, 2021
Piper come and read your real life situation here oo
Abi na you disguise type am sef i no know.
Romance / Re: Uncletochii: My Girlfriend Sleeps On Floor With Me, I'm Broke, She Didn't Leave by jimb(m): 2:46pm On Apr 09, 2021
Please go and reconcile with your baby mama
She locked your success in a calabash..
Health / Re: Pls Nairalanders Help Me With Tips To Restore My Damage Hair As A Guy (photos by jimb(m): 6:42am On Feb 23, 2021
You re brushing it the wrong way,
Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Gives Birth To A Son, Zaiah (maternity Photoshoot) by jimb(m): 12:51pm On Feb 22, 2021
Ahh good to know
Phones / Re: Bitcoin Keep On Falling After Biden inauguration. by jimb(m): 6:13pm On Jan 21, 2021
Hehe
Family / Re: 13-Year-Old Aba House Help Jumps Down From 2-Storey Building To Evade Punishment by jimb(m): 6:47am On Jan 21, 2021
So na 13yr old girl get this kin brest..
Nawaa o
Family / Re: Post Your New Year Picture by jimb(m): 5:43pm On Jan 01, 2021
jimb:
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Family / Re: Post Your New Year Picture by jimb(m): 5:42pm On Jan 01, 2021
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