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 TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by jimenyo: 9:17pm On Jul 24, 2021 |
This season has no female contestant ni? Make Una no make guy men them begin the masturbate for thia ooo! |
| Religion / Re: Prophet TB Joshua Ministries Confirms His Death by jimenyo: 9:31am On Jun 06, 2021 |
Hmmmmm!What a way to die....he came for prayers,left them with a word and never returned! What a life well spent with one's creator! You left knowing well that you left an indelible mark and I'm sure even generations to come will still feel your impacts! May your soul find rest with Him that has done mighty things for His people through you! Rest on sir! |
| Politics / Re: Insecurity: Edo APC Demands Obaseki’s Resignation by jimenyo: 7:33am On Dec 21, 2020 |
Doraty1:Hypocrisy of the highest order!...very annoying bunch of miscreants everywhere!So you know what security means in this Nigeria?APC 'fa' talking about insecurity?Wonder shall never end! God go punish una! |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Which Addiction Would You Love To Leave In 2020? by jimenyo: 7:17am On Dec 21, 2020 |
Jamatips:Mine is gambling and also paying too much on data! I may not leave completely,but I hope to minimize my dealings with them.... |
| Politics / Re: Emeka Ihedioha And His Convoy Arrive Owerri In Style (Video) by jimenyo: 1:13pm On Jul 31, 2020 |
propynich123:Nigerians don't ask for too much from their leaders; all they need is your connections with them. Give them roads;give them water and other necessary things.Even with their own money oo, they will respect you! Your Excellency,don't worry;light will always prevail over darkness!You will surely celebrate again! God bless Imo State! 3 Likes |
| Romance / Re: What's The Most Extreme Measure You Have Taken So You Could Avoid Having Sex? by jimenyo: 7:28am On Jun 12, 2020 |
ClickExchange:It's obvious you don't know how night gown looks! And unfortunately,it's too early for me to start discussing frivolous thing!�� |
| Romance / Re: What's The Most Extreme Measure You Have Taken So You Could Avoid Having Sex? by jimenyo: 11:23pm On Jun 11, 2020 |
Honestly,I don't know why many ladies feel every man can easily fall for them when it comes to sex! Imagine a married woman,with three kids,almost succeeded in forcing herself on me. We lived in the same compound(face me I face you) .On three occasions she had borrowed money from me,that the husband would pay anytime he returned from work.But I never got my money back! One night,around 12am,she entered my room while I was sleeping.Somehow,I managed to wake up and saw mama Tope in my bed with me.Ah....ah! Me:wetin happen mama T? Her:No,I just came to while away time with you. Me:by this time of the day? Her:My dear,I actually come to tell you that I haven't forgot I am owing you.Please,no vex,I go pay you when my husband comes.... Me:You don't need to bother yourself about that. Please,you can go and sleep;we would see tomorrow. And please,I will appreciate if you will not come to my place at this time ever again.... Look at the way you dress.If anybody sees you leaving here now,it will be concluded something has happened fa!Abeg,no put me for trouble oo!In fact, I don't need the money again;I dash you,abeg! Honestly,she entered my room with night gown and just green pant....can you imagine! 35 Likes |
| Education / Re: Pictures Of Landmark University Omu-Aran, Kwara State by jimenyo: 8:19am On Jun 04, 2020 |
angelEmade:O se!Thank you for believing that we will get there someday! |
| Politics / Re: Amanze Ajoku: How INEC And Lawyers Ruined Ihedioha’s Case by jimenyo: 8:36am On Jan 25, 2020 |
[quote author=jimenyo post=86089134][/quote] Gullibility is indeed a plague!So you believe this rubbish hook line and sinker,uuh?I pity your myopic sense of reasoning! |
| Politics / Re: Amanze Ajoku: How INEC And Lawyers Ruined Ihedioha’s Case by jimenyo: 8:33am On Jan 25, 2020 |
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| Politics / Re: Simon Achuba Impeached By Kogi State House Of Assembly by jimenyo: 6:30pm On Oct 18, 2019 |
I am aware of the power of money;I also know that one who always gives you money actually controls at least 60%of your life.But the rate at which the House of Assembly operates in Kogi State is pathetic! And sincerely,it is unfortunate that we are still 'here' at this stage of Democratic Process in Nigeria! Does education still have any influence on us? Who did this to us?Does the pigment of our body, as blacks,have anything to do with this?Kai!I can't beat it! I am from Kogi,and I swear on my life that not even one of all the allegations levelled on the government of Yahaya Bello by the Deputy Governor was not true! Ranging from misappropriation,embezzlement, security threat,under performing and others.... You need to be in the State,most especially,the State Head Qtr,and see things for yourself!The truth is,this guy of a governor is simply an APOLOGY! The only thing they have done and have done really well is the recruitment of thugs with sophisticated weapons!They are everywhere!And he also has the group of 'boys' we call 'data boys' that are always there to post all manner of rubbish for him! But one thing is sure:no matter how nefarious you are,you can never be more than God!In the end,it is God that will win!You have all the supports you need from the 'power that be',but remember the He who is the author and the finisher of our faith...…! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: APC Reveals Primaries Method For Kogi 2019 Governorship Election by jimenyo: 8:35am On Jun 16, 2019 |
yarimo:May your life experience exactly what Kogi civil servants are experiencing in Yeye Bello's hand! I don't know why some of us take everything for a joke,regardless the magnitude of their negative effects on people.... Do you know how many civil servants that have died in the course of incessant screening without payment of salaries?Do you know how many that have relocated to their villages because they could barely feed themselves?Do you know how many he has technically sacked?Do you know many he has retired unjustly?Do you know how many Months he's owing those he claims are genuine staff?Do you know there are persons who have not taken a dime as salary since Bello came on board?That's why I earlier stated that there are those he has technically sacked.Do you know how many their children dropped out of school because of school fees? Still worse,despite all these,apart from the Revenue House he built,I challenge you to show me yet another project(s)by Bello! Local Government staff have been taking percentage between 25 and 30% of their salaries since he came .And yet,his boys,the Local Government administrators are busy building mansions all over the place! In fact,we are too quiet in this country!I don't know whether it's an act of cowardice or being religious! 1 Like |
| Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Stops Portugal Team Bus To Meet Sick Child On Road (Photos) by jimenyo: 2:28pm On Jun 09, 2019 |
youngest85:Ronaldo doing eye service?My dear, you do not know anything about that guy apart from being a footballer! In case you don't know,nobody,I mean no footballer has passion for helping people as Rinaldo does! Quote me anywhere! 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: INEC Suspends Rivers State Election by jimenyo: 5:08pm On Mar 10, 2019 |
One thing I don't understand is why we must play politics this way!Must we win at all cost?Is democracy not back to its darkest moment in Nigeria?Where have we got it wrong,God? 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Empty Stadium Greeted PDP Mega Rally At Lokoja - Kogi State by jimenyo: 6:53am On Jan 08, 2019 |
deji17:My brother,now I know it's not easy to do APC bidding;of course,it's a difficult task because you must lie and stand by your lies! Sorry to burst your zombie ass,what we experienced here, in Lokoja yesterday is inexplicable!I can't remember the last time we experienced such crowd! What baffled me most was why people would trek as far as from Kabawa,Zango,Ganaja village,Karaworo and several other far places to the Confluence Stadium!The crowd was terrible as several routes to the stadium were almost blocked with cars and okadas! Those who could not make it to the stadium "kuku" stayed at the PDP secretariat,at zone 8,which is also close to the new stadium. Don't lie just to get likes!Value your posts as your name! If I could see this type of post here after the experience yesterday,then I can authoritatively state that even Lie Muh'd is only a learner! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: Sammie Okposo Slams Akpororo For Going Shirtless To Praise God by jimenyo: 9:25pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
Sincerely,it does not really matter how you dress to praise God!The good news is that he didn't come there shirtless! If he did not remove his shirt to attract people,he did not do anything wrong there! God sees our hearts;there lies the whole truth about us! |
| Politics / Re: 2019 Election: Dino Melaye Speaks On Constituents Decamping To APC by jimenyo: 10:56am On Dec 22, 2018 |
Caseless:I doubt if you stay in Lokoja! Let me quickly educate you on the play out of the rep election! It was to complete late Buba's tenure.And it was resolved that Lokoja person should take it,so that when it comes to 2019,the ticket will automatically go to Koto,since it would be their turn.That's exactly what played out there! Though the PDP man refuted,his own people didn't support him because they felt he was looking for just 7or 8months at rep to truncate their whole one tenure,come 2019. As for Bello and Smart,don't worry yourself,2019 is very close!Dino has his own troubled ground,but Smart's own is much more! To us from the West,Smart is only a lover of Kwara State.We stopped his 3rd term in 2015,we shall stop it again!Still worse,he's an anointed candidate of Yeye Bello! Smart can not defeat Dino in any local government in the West,come 2019! 3 Likes |
| Politics / Re: 2019 Election: Dino Melaye Speaks On Constituents Decamping To APC by jimenyo: 10:26am On Dec 22, 2018 |
martineverest:Use comment from one useless miscreant just to gain useless likes..... Dino has no match among the aspirants.... Forget about his other side of life;he's a VOICE! It doesn't cost anything to come over and do some findings yourself! Yeyethesmell! 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: How Plot To Embarrass Atiku, Plant Foreign Currencies On His Aircraft Failed by jimenyo: 9:31pm On Nov 11, 2018 |
Atiku,don't mind them;even if they had caught you with anything implicating,there's no going back,we are already madly Atikulating! We know they won't stop trying,but they will fail! You are welcome from Dubai our next President! May God keep you above the enemies of the Land! |
| Politics / Re: Delayed Budgets Hinder Completion Of Projects -president Buhari by jimenyo: 7:33am On Nov 03, 2018 |
Please,can you ever stop blaming people for everything?Gussh!Everything about you is so disgusting!What an element! |
| Politics / Re: Peter Obi: An 11-year-old Said I Don’t Keep My Promise… by jimenyo: 7:40pm On Oct 24, 2018 |
BiafranBushBoy:Oboy! U really "nack" this unrepentant zombie AKPAKO! What an upper cut! |
| Politics / Re: International Media Query Emergence Of Atiku Over Suspicious Source Of Wealth by jimenyo: 8:39pm On Oct 20, 2018 |
l dey mad?How can I ever believe ANYTHING that comes out of the mouth of this LIAR? You see,even if Lie Muhammed greets me 'good morning',I would definitely look at the direction of the sun before responding! One bad thing with him is that he does not even know how to cover up for the previous lies;and this is because he's too talkative! Being the mouth piece of the government does not mean you foolishly turn yourself into a blatant LIAR! Ah.....ah! |
| Politics / Re: Kaduna Guber: As PDP Settles For Ashiru/katung Ticket by jimenyo: 7:55am On Oct 19, 2018 |
I wish them good luck! 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Politics / Re: David Mark’s Daughter, Blessing Onuh Dumps PDP After Losing Reps Ticket by jimenyo: 11:11pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
NwaAmaikpe:My guy,use your head;the politics we play in Nigeria is a reflection of ethnicity,greed,nepotism and religion!This happens EVERYWHERE,in Nigeria,not only in Benue! Didn't Okorocha do the same in Imo? What about Kwankwoso in Kano? What about your president,Buhari? Even Aisha,his wife is not left out! May God save us from the hands of the greedy politicians in Nigeria,abeg! |
| Literature / Re: What Literature Books Did You Read In School? by jimenyo: 9:24am On Oct 15, 2018 |
They no many so?
King Emene
Echoes of Hard times
Our Husband has gone mad again
Telephone Conversation
The virtuous Woman
Violence
Women of Owu
The plight of a Seer
Chike and the River
Vengeance
Merchant of Venice
Machbet
Arrow of God
Durumi
Sizwe Bansi is Dead
Passport of Mallam Iliya
The Tempest
The gods are not to Blame
The Blacks
Negro
Animal Farm
Marriage of Annasewa
The Joy of Motherhood
The Incorruptible Judge
Drummer Boy
The Return of Ikenga
The last Inheritance
Romeo and Juliet
In fact,they plenty ooo |
| Politics / Re: Reactions As Dead Innocent Umezulike Is Banned From Traveling Abroad By Buhari by jimenyo: 8:56pm On Oct 14, 2018 |
Another own goal scored by a man who lacks the capacity to lead!
Go and rest,you said NO!
The shame has just started! |
| Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Posts Cryptic 'reaction' To Obasanjo's Endorsement Of Atiku by jimenyo: 8:18pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
mmb:Eeyaaa��� I have lost this one! |
| Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Oyedepo, Obasanjo And Atiku Meeting by jimenyo: 5:56pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
GoTV:Born again?Come on! May be you were;not now! The scriptures can not be broken....'by their fruits,you shall know them....' ****"out of the multitude in the heart,the mouth speaketh'.....Pls, do not call the name of the Lord in vain!Repent! 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Tinubu Aide Blasts Yinka Odumakin, Afenifere’s Spokesman by jimenyo: 12:26pm On Oct 11, 2018 |
Buterflyle0:Eh...eh..eh! Don't come here to lie to about iPod this;iPod that! If you have any differences with them,settle it or live with it for crying out loud! Must we lie on everything?What do you mean by "Nigerians are wiser now?"To do what?....Vote Buhari?God forbid!Stop deceiving yourself;this is not about iPod,Buhari is a monumental FAILURE! I mean,what has he done to deserve a second chance,Ogbeni?Abeg ooo! |
| Politics / Re: 2019 Election: List Of Presidential Candidates And Their Parties by jimenyo: 4:14pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
9jvirgin:Obviously,you typed this with feeble mind even when nobody compelled you to!Oh...oh!Zombie why? |
| Politics / Re: Tinubu Laughing Warmly With Ambode And Sanwo-Olu At APC Convention (Photo) by jimenyo: 9:42am On Oct 07, 2018 |
....Remember this film?SNAKE IN THE MONKEYS SHADOW! 4 Likes |
| Politics / Re: 2019: Sowore Emerges AAC Presidential Candidate by jimenyo: 8:16am On Oct 07, 2018 |
Concongratulations to him 3 Likes 1 Share |
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I'm so ashamed of this bastard called Oyedepo for frolicking with same Fulanis he was hypocritically condemning on his fraudulent alter. May thunder strike Oyedepo and his fraudulent colleagues claiming to be men of God. Useless idiots. You will never find Muric or Miyetti Allah leaders moving around with politicians yet they fight for Muslims. Fools like Oyedepo is the reason why we sane Christians are ashamed to associate with Christianity (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (of 7 pages)
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