₦airaland Forum

englishmart:
what the fvck was she sharing?

gold circle condoms for their parents to use and stop breeding more.

America the bully. they don't want him to reject the election result abi? no wonder Arabs hate them with passion. they should try to stop Syria war, or is it because they don't have oil? they are always quick to poke nose inside countries that have oil. so that they will destroy the country with their oil to make their shale oil boom. but thank God for Saudi Arabia wey hold them for neck.

sey Tom and Jerry West said the whole subsidy thing shouldn't be there. so please baba one chance, make him the minister of petroleum. so that he can come and prove GEJ wrong. cos he have been sitting down on his laptop everyday criticizing FG that they should remove the subsidy. honestly dis APC people are just making me laugh everyday.

what the hell does APC want. sey they've been shouting that the fuel subsidy is a fraud. that GEJ should remove it. now it's removed they're all crying that they want it for their own government. God come and help us ooo, cos clueless cry cry babies have taken over.

[size=19pt]wow the mod just removed my post cos i said there are so many places that are dirty in lagos state. i clap clap for nairaland[/size]

[size=15pt]hahaha buhari and the 40 thieves.[/size]

[size=18pt]we've been scammed oooo. baba one chance, he don already dey shift goal post while match is about to go live[/size]

dis one na learner where the area where some pigs dey stay for here in Lagos. go to mushin, Adenije, and oshodi etc you go know sey dirty people full for dis world. forget those areas wey dem dey sweep everyday na wash. until you go the area wey pigs dem dey dominate. you go run.

if he say as long as they send their children to school and get them immunized. that means na northerners he dey refer to.so how about the other muntulas wey dey shout change change!!

[size=18pt]if na punch or vanguard dey talk then am not reading it.[/size]

china don wan deceive am now. e nova even enter them don dey show am plastic train that will only run from lagos to that town that have brown roof all over.

where em waist go.?

their sponsor will soon be sworn in, so they should have patience for him to call of all offensive on terrorists. jihadist have taken over as a president.

Agbero:
Last warning!!!

Lool why on earth will you choose that kinda name?

dis are people who rendered Nigeria useless

it means give me your ear cos u no get sense

toyoutoyou:
Bad belle.Since it's not a man from ur tribe.U can go and die.Keep doubting while the man is already keying himself into the right government.

toro toro why you nova still get sense till now.? why?? your paps would've doubled the condom. instead of bringing an agbero to come and be disturbing the world.

MizMyColi:
Missclasssy

How can Linda Ikeji and Technology appear in the same sentence?

mumu na your fellow girl, but you are busy with make up and penisee so how would you know.

astana1:
GEJ administration marginalized AND SACKED PEOPLE TO SET OUT HIS TRIBALISTIC AGENDA

Igbo man Ike Nkeremandu, Deputy Senate President

Igbo man Emeka Ihedioha, Deputy Speaker

(Imagine that in a country with 6 geopolitical zones, one occupies the two of the 4 major National Assemby leadership positions!!)

Igbo man Pius Ayim, Secretary to the Federal Government

igbo man Godwin Emefiele is the governor of the central bank of Nigeria

Igbo woman, Finance Minister and Co-ordinating Minister for the Economy

Igbo woman petroluem Minister

Igbo man Nebo, Power Minister

Igbo man Minister of aviation

Printing and Minting - Igbo

Nafdac -Igbo

MINISTER OF Health - Igbo

Jonathan removed other tribes from head of parastatals and put Igbos there but that would be addressed now. Bureau of statistics was filled up with Igbos.

Even the Hausas/Fulanis in military have never done this above show of shame and pure tribalism. And Igbos were quiet all through that administration cos others were marginalised.

seun ikenna351 dis guy having been spamming the whole topics on nairaland with dis. look at the amount of spamming dis guy is doing, so why is no one questioning or penalizing him? but when an igbo guy reply he get ban.

Johnnyhoo:
Typical Yoruba man unlike some whom I won't mention, I hope other so called “tribe”
learn from this; Yoruba culture does not
defend the indefensible.

We don’t
hobnob with people whose attitude are in
variance with societal expectations.

Thank u Jagaban.

the whole world know you people are well known for backstabbing and sabotage. they are both in the business together, and unfortunately tinubu escape from US and he's unlucky. and now he wants his fellow drug dealer to help him out. all he did (typical) denied him.

kristen12:
This man is soooo ugly

so what if he's a Chelsea player now nko? wont you kiss and hug him like you life depend on it.cos na so Chelsea players dey be.

headprofiler:
Yesterday, my friends and I were arguing the possibility
of ' The Lagos-Abuja trekker' to do that trip within one
month. One said it was not possible, that he trekked
during the day and commuted with a vehicle at night.
Another opined that villages are more than 20 minutes
apart, assuming the trekker rested at every village.
Another of my friend said he trekked from Redemption
camp to MFM (Lagos-Ibadan Highway) and it took him
practically the whole day. I laughed!

I reminded them that our grand-parents trekked a great
distance. My grand-father trekked to Lagos from my
village (Ivbiaro, Edo State) in three days without maps.

My analysis:
Lagos-Abuja can be plied through two major routes:
Lagos-Ibadan-Ileife-Akure-Akungba-Ibillo-Ogor
iMangogo-Okene-Lokoja-Abuja which is about 800km
and Lagos-Ibadan-Ogbomosho-Ilorin-Jebba-Mokwa-Bid
a-Suleja-Abuja (737km)

The trekker plied the second route which is rarely used
by transport vehicles as this road is in a deplorable
state. However, this is the optimal and best route to
Abuja.

Assuming our trekker trekked a distance of 50km daily
during 6am-6pm (12 hours), his average speed will be
4.166km/h or 1.1574metres/sec. The average walking
speed of an adult is 5km/h. So our 'trekker' is in line
with his walking speed.

Also, if he walked a distance of 50km/h daily, he
should have spent (737km/50km)= 14.74days to reach
Abuja, all things being equal.

Let us assume he spent about 7days extra to rest and
recuperate for the journey. That means he should have
used about 22days to reach Abuja.

Thus, Mr Trekker reached Abuja in due time!

you're an idiott for all dis nonsense you're writing here. lagos-ibadan-akure as if he's flying with wings. come here dey calculate your papa footsteps like sey him dey carry malu.

barcanista:
Left Lagos 5am arrived Ibadan 6pm.... Smh



Tales tales tales

hahahaha who ever believe that obviously doesn't know anything. unless he had a bicycle.

what's wrong with dis people always raping babies. what's going on.!!

shawnfamous:
Y is dis carter's bck like dis Like sey soldiers dem use koboko wipe am! And y is he back curved like lizards dat jst finshd mating?

every time grown ups like you go dey talk like under age children. if we scrutinize your age now you don reach 30. common sense you no get .

Vorp:
Shut up,who tha hell are you to speak for us,go and create Biafra and stop including us.Hungry people,we do rather eat on our own than to share with you animals.

ode shut up and learn, you're a new comer to nairaland. your account was open yesterday. so keep quiet and learn things before commenting

they should allow us to go na, na by force to dey feed battalion wey God curse?

abduljabbar4:
We no longer want him to fulfil any of the promises. What can you do about it?

then watch how aso rock will obviously eat his family like the previous thieves that were there.