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its only in a yoruba owambe that you will see a yoruba man who is a mechanic will borrow money and borrow a car and even borrow a rolex watch just to pose for one night

as soon as the owambe is over the yoruba mechanic will return the car, the rolex and after slaving for about 1 year will finally pay back the money he borrowed to spray people at the owambe.

so the yoruba man is a cindarella lol

so ajimobi is not only shit, he is a daft homosexual amala

yoruba man did not even know how to enjoy himself its edo that brough orishirishi (orisirisi) i.e assorted, in terms of having many kinds of meat and seafood in one soup.

even emu i.e palm wine its edo that brought it,

so yoruba man did not know anything enjoyment in terms of food!

its only in terms of music that yoruba man knew how to enjoy himself but as i said before the music was usually associated with a lousy owambe!

so toba you and ajimobi need to stop eating amala,

infact ajimobi does not know the difference between the two, to the point that he now eats shit and shits amala

so by adedibu feeding people free amala , the people did not know that he was poisoning them by making them more stupid and daft

the yoruba has the lowest IQ of all the nigerian tribes and part of what caused it is their diet  for them if its not amala its ijebu gari, pounded yam or fufu

in edo seafood and riverfood is a big part of their diet, from periwinkle, to fish, shrimps, crayfish, even things like octopus they eat

even hausa man eat millet, sorgum, barley or rice tuwo even they drink kunu which are all better for the brain than heavy starch!

and if you ask any psychiatrist they will tell you that if a child eat seafood from birth the person has a higher tendency for better brain development, thinking, planning, coordination etc

so apparently this yoruba diet affected them over the centuries!
and the yorubas where eating funny funny meat such as elephant meat, where as edo where using elephant for transport, security and for plucking fruits from trees

in edo their saying is that na condition dey make crayfish bend. its for such reason that an edo woman or man can go and become a black american singer, so as to make the kind of money that such a singer can make. if they have to sing and behave and adopt an american name they will do it.

if you look at the female american singer toni braxton you will see benin mark on her face and in benin there are girls bearing itoni. so a benin girl can bear toni braxton.

you see only anenih and edo mafia can strip a governor, vice president, minister or senator of his immunity while that person is still in office, after all once police arrest the person and arrign the person before a court its automatically assumed that the persons immunity has been stripped!

If edo mafia should hear that a politician in the south wants to create another pipeline in south in the form of thier own mafia they will quickly assasinate the person, abiola tried to do it, ige tried to do it, see what happened to them awolowo was contemplating it, but quickly shelved the plan!

so you have to go through the pipeline that is already in place, you cannot create a new pipeline!

oba of benin sent ambassadors to various northern cities even before usman dan fodio amalgamated the north, these ambassadors would marry a hausa princess and form a ruling house at the emirate.

as at 1900 the emir of zaria his name was dan sidi , and both sidi and isidi are benin names!!!!!!

sijuade is simple isi-ju-ade, meaning isi is the holder of the crown, or the ruling house is isi

if you look at general martin luther agwai you will see benin mark on the mans face, omogwai is a benin name, so that man is an edo-hausa man from kaduna state!

some women virtually push thier husband to sleep with his secretary or other women:

they do this because the man may not be giving his wife the kind of money she wants or he has not attained the kind of success she has in mind!

and so thier wife start witholding puzzy, food and friendliness from their husband!


there are many women who remain psychologically barren i.e have not had children because they are not proud of their husbands achievment or money!

so in a situation when thier wife is witholding puzzy and friendliness or remains barren what do you expect some men do

you guess is as good as mine----they will naturally turn to office romance, or office puzzy i.e their secretary or some other woman in the office, because those are the women he around most often apart from his wife!

but to the secretary or office lady, that man whos wife is mistreating him , is big meat to them!

so some people dont know wha they have till they loose it!

these fulani are a nuisance they cause economic, political and social problem in various african countries by using various methods such as:

1. currency dumping and siphoning: there by causing scarcity, hoarding, inflation etc of a countries currency by manipulating availability of other currencies in a particular country.

2. they are used for terrorism and are the major cause of religious fight in nigeria and other countries that are comprised of both christian and muslim

3. political dominance and control via channelling money from their fellow fulani and arab countries for political settlement, mafia's, etc

4.  information control : they spread the fulani agenda and plan as the plan for a particular country at the united nations,and various forums using the money they have to international media.

e.g they will sell the idea of dredging of river niger as a pressing need to the world bank and lie that the people want it and that they have even discovered oil there etc

5. diplomatic control they make sure they are the ones in key diplomatic posts as secetry general in ecowas, african union, oau, united nations etc

6. they make sure that the southerners that come to prominence are the ones that are pro-fulani

i dont think you people understand the magnitude of economic, political and social fulani influence and the damage they can cause in nigeria and africa .

how can the currency in botswana be called puula, because puula is the real way that fulani call themselves. the word fulani is the engish attempt to pronounce puula!

and if you go to the northern mountainous part of botswana there are fulani there!

the popular political science professor/journalist ali munzrui is a fulani and he's from kenya. so these fulani are spread all over north africa, west africa, east africa and south africa.

same thing ahmed salim ahmed a fulani from somalia, who was permanent secetry general of of oau/african for abour 25years or so

the yoruba mans powerlessness is not today it started,

because the then governor of the western region adeyinka adebayo who was a major general then, was taking directive from  brigadier sam ogbemudia who was eventually named the governor of midwest region in the 70's.

let me state it categorically that the gateway state is not ogun state but is actually edo state i.e the heartbeat of the nation!

you see in benin before the british burnt down the obas palace in the late 18th /early 19th century

they used to keep a face carving, or bust of every chief, prince, warlord and oba in the obas palace.

and the oba and members of the obas court could remember all of those bust and the name of the person , right from the first set of people that came from egypt. they would create songs to help them remeber the names.

so edo have been maintaining lists and geneology even before long before they came incontact with oyibo

and so what the people and government did over the years was to erect statues all over benin of those various masks and busts in order to compensate for the loss of those items. this is why benin has the most number of statues in public squares and places than any other place in nigeria!

in various parts of the west you will hear an elderly man or woman call names like seyi, kemi as eeeeeeseyi or eeeekemi

i.e they ususally add eeeeee in front of a lot of things, those people are edo youbas because its the same thing edo people do they will add eeeeeeeee to any name or anything they say!

infact the title aare onaa kakanfo which mean war lord in yoruba land is an edo title because onaaa is an edo name! apparently the first aare in yoruba land in old oyo was from benin and his name was onaaa!

you see it does not tally up when the yorubas say they came from saudi arabia, if not the ooni will not be wearing an egyptian crown. so its either they youbas came from saudi and an edo prince was imposed to rule them and brought along this crown or the yorubas are from egypt themselves.

because the same type of the crown ooni of ife wears is the same crown that is reseved for princess/queen in benin

apparently the mother of the 2 egyptian brothers trained and brought them up diffently 

1. they trained the yoruba brother to be selfish, stubborn and to think in a round about alternative manner (i.e not straght forward)

2 they trained the edo brother to be staight forward, not to tolerate nonsence, to be fair, and to be unified or to unify people with the aim of conquering others

its for this reason that edo and yoruba detest each others behaviour!

this is why yorubas simply called edo area ile ibinu.  in an attempt to pronounce ubini which was the name given to the obas court. the edo specifically had called what is today benin area, up to river niger and  down to niger delta today as edo or oredo.

but apparently the yoruba brother was mistrained by their mother if not youbas would have the upper hand today, in management they call this set him up to fail.

and so what this means is that ore i.e friend is also a benin word

ajimobi said he has recently discovered a deep shit well  and natural gas  i.e mess  from exploration of atikus anus

when asked where he discovered the shit and natural gas he said 'where else, in atikus anus of course'   

he said he has been drilling for a long time and that soon his penise will strike shit in atikus anus lol

and that he plans on carrying and exporting  the shit all over!

kai ajimobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  na u biko --------the biggest shit magnate lol

ajimobi is also mr fix it , but he is 'mr anus fix it'  lol,  he is mr fix it up his anus ha ha ha
because the number of penise that have been fixed up his anus let me give a brief list

1 mantu
2 ngige
3 adedibu
4 atiku
5 baba sala
6 his dog scooby doo
7 his former director bosses in shell (the oyibo men)
8 danger mouse

etc

Just the way monkey dey find banana is the same way ajimobi dey find shit  and another mans penise%$#@^%$

Oduduwa is simply Odudu-uwa and 'uwa' is a benin name!

you better learn it and learn it now!


a place like okene in kogi state is an edo name same thing ikene in ogun state!

if a man can bear peter ademokhai from benin then it means such a man can bear ademola-okhai or can leave the okhai part and simple say his name is peter ademola from lagos!!!

your a misled idiot if a name like oyegun can be a benin name it means the man can bear oyeogun (oye-ogun) and claim to be from any yoruba area.

if a name like tunde akogun can be from edo north then it means such a person can claim to be even from ogun state!

owls in the court, that must be pure juju!

another issue is that there are some women who used their puzzy to help thier husband to get a particular position or office. and so if a woman can do that it means that woman can not only be a bread winner but can also help a man to reach a position in society that would normally take him between 5-30 years to reach!

in nigeria there are some women that have helped their husband to become directors, governors, ministers,  managers etc in some cases the men dont know that it was their wifes puzzy that got them that office , in some cases their husbands may know but they will either close eye as if they dont know or they will start pimping thier own wife i.e they will be encouraging  thier wife to sleep with many rich and powerful men so as to secure more and more success!

if you have ever seen a woman that her husband allows her to be dressing scantily in public even when they go out together to social outings, then most likely that man is a man that pimps his own wife!

so this sew-saw marriage and relationship game that women play i advise them to desist. you see theres a certain fun when a man and a woman are rising in life together they can recollect, reflect, laugh about some of the things they went through and did together and they can use this experience to advise younger couples

there are a lot of men that abandon their wives as soon as a leave a position of money and power because they know that their wifes only came back looking for them when they got to that office and as soon as they leave that office they will abandon them again , so the man wont even wait for the money he made in the new position to dwindle/finish, instead the man will just leave the house for the women and start living in another house.

Another issue is that nigerian women will never show up or support their husband when they are at the lower level or earlier on in their career expeciallly if he is not the boss . if they post the man to a far rural place they will say i will stay in lagos, abuja or port harcourt.

but as soon as the man becomes the chief of army staff or the md of the company or wins an election, they will show face immediately.  by which time the man may have already had another wife and children outside,  who he may have met at work or a social event or somewhere

and the newer woman is the one who will stayed with the man through thick and thin and this ends up in fight between the two women.

there are many men who had wifes that did this kind of thing to them, an example is obasanjo some of his wives abandoned him earlier on in his career because he had no money, but as soon as he became nigerias number 2 and eventaully number 1 after murtala , women where looking for him all over.

after some years when obj returned to poverty again all his women and wifes abandoned him again until 2000 when he became president again and women started looking for him again. can you imagine such a thing!

sHiT!!

they have been teaching you yoruba idiots how to compile list since primary school  .ie teachers will tell students to list all the states, governors, ministers etc to write the number of local govts etc they teach all these things right from even before independence

but yoruba man refuse to learn from this list method.

it edo man that has to maintain list of all edo mafia members in differnt companies , in govt etc so that they can distribute extra money from oil to them one a month

so you have not finish using the thing they taught you in primary school but yet idiots like toba, and ajimobi want to shiting all over the place, do you people have dysentry?!!!!!!!!! then why do you keep shitting all over the place??

Yawn, very dry,

you see this is why the ibadan accent has probelm with pronouncing 's' inside e.g if they want to say something like 'sho ti wa'
instead
they will say 'iso ti wa '  other yorubas usually tease them for this 's accent' , however the accent was introduced when the edos attempted to speak yoruba in ibadan!