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Mtcheeewww....why you no face your front?

Make una use Onana

...shey make OP swear for you ni

kenex4ever:
45k

What do you smoke bruh??

occfx:
If I prophecy now, they will say am a prophet of doom.

1) Nigeria will collapse this year

2) APC will divide

3) kidnappers will start targeting politicians

4) Bandits will overrun a state in the north

5) Naira will close at 2k after hitting 2700

6) MNK will come out this year still motivate ipob

6) fuel will hit 1k even as dangote refinery is running

7) Tinubu will go medical leave and Shettima will boost the economy to the amazement of many.

Yoruba race and Fulani will clash in one of the states in the west.

9) BTC will hit 70k this year

10) A new type of storage battery will be invented this year that will crash the price crude oil.

Let me reserve other prophecies as it does not concern Nigeria directly.

Let's pray for a major politician in office not to kpai... About two of them

After all said and done, they will only remit 10% or less of the stolen funds as bail and move on freely...BTH, Nigeria is cursed

B

Army no get joy ooo...they don scramble bros left eye sharp sharp i

You're a bigger hypocrite judging a fellow sinner

matify83:
You can't live without it, yet your life is not a true reflection of one who lives by it.



Hippocrite spotted

You for gree buy one portion of the fish cut for #500?.... Business motivator

Artiiclebeast:
You fit start correct business with this fish..

Imagine frying and selling each cut for #500 and you can turn this over 50 times in a day. You should also sell other fried fish accomplices such as Sugar, Garri, etc plus a small corner where guys can sit to enjoy some cold ijebu Garri with fried fish while thinking about their individual and collective lives viz a viz Emilokan.

I am a motigetional speaker and I'm here to encourage someone.

You, or anyone else here can begin this business in the new year while we keep this thread starred to monitor progress and see where we get by this time next year.

Accept the fact that you guys have a poor ICT setting rather than bluffing

You go carry person client chest picture come show us instead of your wife chest and your own... how we wan take know wetin to advise you??

1.8M

Sure say small police case no follow?

The day I was born in Nigeria

The biggest white elephant project Udom administration can boast of when thousands of jobless Akwa Ibom youths are roaming the streets.

Na mumu dey worry this one

Drop her picture and Instagram handle make I see if she go dey attractive to me

Are these prophecies or normal psychological predictions after analysis?

"Gifts" fire....the thief dey buy them off....He know say EFCC don dey reason him matter

Sit with your wife and iron out issues and stop troubling us with your matrimonial problems. We are facing "Nigeria".




Signed
Nairaland Mgt.

See this year ba.....No gree for anybody

Ontop this renewed shege banza wey we dey see so??

BluntCrazeMan:
It will abbegg..

And na Tinubu go do am sef.

Stop daydreaming and face reality.... this will never happen in Nigeria

Nollywood

So because she is a lady, she can't tell you that you are worse than Nigeria's economy and she can't keep managing you?

1. JUDICIARY
2. EFCC
3. INEC

How this post make front page nai still dey baffle me

On behalf of the insane born again Christians, we support the total annihilation of the terrorists group and their inhabitants

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, we Christians condemn the brutality of Isreal against Gaza. No sane Christian should support the bombing of children and innocent women. 11,000 innocent people bombed to shreds for been defenseless and trying to be free from oppression. We nigerian Christians stand with and will continue to pray for the Palestinians. May our Lord Jesus continue to guide and protect the Palestinians against the evil of Israel

That one concern am...na sell I wan sell my own

Buy my TV in two days or pay up in police cell as your temper hot pass furnace

Wrong use of headlight kept me on bed rest for about 10 months.

Most Nigerians don't go to driving school anymore. All you hear is 'fuel my tank with 10 litres make I go teach you for that primary school field but if you bash the car, you go pay'

They learnt forgery from your president so RESTTTT!!

oyebanji44:
Examination malpractice is the order of the day in biafra land...


abeg ,FGN checks the result well oo cos forging result to them is not a crime but a common phenomenon. .

very criminal minded people