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▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
What's going on in ur school?
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
Militants
.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
For real?
.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
Saw it on d news now
.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
PING!!!
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
Re u serious?
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
Like on tv?
.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
Yess
.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
Breaking news
.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
Bt de say its nt militants
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
Dey re ones joor
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
Dey re lyin

.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
The so called militants are students sent to study
by the amnesty progg,last week an ex militant
was macheted by a cultist. What ur witnessn is a
cleansing of the school by the militants. They are
going after secret cult members not ordinary
students.
There's a lot of chaos going on in the school right
now and the students are scared to the death as
the militants have gained access into one of the
girls hostel.
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
hmmmm
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
All lies ooh
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
d cultist burnt their oga's car
.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
Which r d lies
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
So dey went into d boys hostel nd damaged all d cars in boyz histel
.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
Na wa o
.͡▹​ HIS EXCELLENCY!!!® *NG* :
Dats crazy
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
They were robbed by a cultist
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
So dey went after d guy nd matched his friends not d criminal
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
now everybody is running
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
Dey re persently burning down hostels one by one
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
And setting fire all around
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
It is d militants oooh
LIL-MISS-MICHAEL (*) CHRISTABEL(*):
Or beta still let's call dem amnesty guys

That her boyfriend may be the dreaded boko haram chiefo - kabiru sokoto. Please post his face here on nairaland so we can identify the guy. Somebody most recognize him. Abi he doesn't snap pictures too?

Sorry I can't really contribute to this thread.
Reason:- my bmw 325i only goes to the mechanic when I need to service it. That is just changing oil every 3months. And I buy the oil my self. 2 gallons of mobil 1 oil @ 9k each. And I also buy the oil filter too. So its only workmanship. The car no de spoil. No issues. If I need to ever buy a part I will order it online. That way you're sure its genuine and even cheaper sef.

Pics

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg upgrades
relationship status
20 May 2012 Last updated at 02:16
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has ended
a hectic week which saw his company valued
at £106bn after a stock market flotation by
getting married.
He wed his long-time girlfriend Priscilla Chan, 27, in a
ceremony at his home in Palo Alto, California.
Chan also had a busy week, graduating from medical
school on Monday, as Zuckerberg marked his 28th
birthday.
The guests believed they were going to celebrate
Chan's graduation - but found they were at a
wedding instead.
The wedding ring, a "very simple ruby", was
designed by Zuckerberg.
Nine years ago the pair met at Harvard, where
Zuckerberg founded Facebook in 2004.
They later moved to California, where Facebook has
its headquarters, and Chan studied at the medical
school of the University of California, San Francisco.
Facebook's valuation after its flotation on Friday
means the social network site is worth about the
same as internet shopping giant Amazon, and more
than the value of stalwarts such as Disney.
Even after the flotation, Zuckerberg continues to
control just under 56% of the voting power of the
company.

m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18135564?

Why are you guys so blind and short-sighted. All this na publicity stunts by nokia. Before now how many of you knew that break the beat show was going on? How many of you commenting even know what Nokia break the beat is about? Well, now you do. Nokia is happy that this fake beef is exposing the brand more. Controversy sells

Bomb scare at Emab & Banex Plazas in Wuse II Abuja. Police Anti-Bomb squad on ground searching shops & directing traffic in the area. Kindly avoid that area for now.

God help us......

Sugardiva: This day office abuja is just a few blocks from my office in Jabi. The explosion shook my office building so bad we thought it was an earthquake. Everyone ran out only to see the smoke coming from the tHIS DAY newspaper office. I just thank God for His protection cos obviously neither the Nigerian police nor GEJ can protect us from thsis evil doers.

Sugar diva wat is d name of ur ofiz. Mine is also across d road. We had shattered windows n dust everywhere

filia4real: I think those calling for the resignation of GEJ are not being sincere. If the aim of BH sponsors is 2 make you believe that then you are culpable. The issue here is to show those evil, selfish, and greedy people that Nigerians can no longer be taken for a ride. We can't be deceived into believing that we can't live together as one after so many years. Let our voices be one in condemning these violents instead of blaming the presido

My friend ur voice cannot change the hearts of the terrorists. Only action against them can. GEJ is responsible for Nigeria and so he should be held accountable. He is failing us. You sound like this because no bomb has come close to you yet. He needs to act and stop voicing speeches.

Anoda one in mabushi just now. We are under attack

Its true. I'm a living witness. Just close to my office. The aftershocks nearly deafened us. I never thought in my life that a 'breaking news' will occur close to me ever. I thank God for sparing us because it was so so close. Unbelievable. Here in abuja. I have since gone home. The crazy thing is that people were even running to where it happened. What if there was a 2nd bomb?

pls u guys should stop talking crap. The Man is a nice man and well-known to me. I just called him and I thank God he is back to abuja and in very good health as if nothing happened. All of you claiming PDP are devils will do worse and loot more if you are ever in any of those power positions. So will I.

This so-called abu qaqa is not saying anything that will lead to the capture of boko haram members. He is only dribbling the interrogators and giving out unnecessary information that cannot be used for anything. I think it's time they tortured him and stopped petting him. We need to know their hideouts and their sponsors. Shikena.
Besides, I dont believe the forced-suicide story.

This news seems false. Dat Indian club can't afford such money as salaries.

RESUME OF NEW IG MD ABUBAKAR!. Born in Gusau, Zamfara State in May 5th. 1958. Enlisted in Nigeria Police in July 30th 1979. Promoted to the rank of IG on 30th of November 2006. Due for retirement on 30th July 2014. He was indicted over Jos unrest in 2001 and recommended for outright DISMISSAL in 2002. Education qualification: Diploma in Public Admin/Criminal Justice. He became AIG Zone 12, Bauchi on 15 Nov 2011. Courtesy The Streetjournal Magazine. www.thestreetjournal.orgThe Justice Niki Tobi panel constituted in September 2001 by former Governor Joshua Dariye on the Jos crisis had recommended the retirement MD Abubakar from the Police force. He ws also with Biu in d airport bomb cover up during Abacha era. D blast that killed Dr Omoshola.

In a White Paper released in Jos, the panel suggested that AIG Abubakar should be dismissed if he refuses to retire.

The panel said: "Religious fanatics should not be posted to head state police commands. The commission recommends that for his ignoble role during the September 2001 crisis which resulted in the loss of lives, the former Commissioner of Police, Plateau State Command, Alhaji M.D. Abubakar, be advised to retire from the Nigeria Police Force and in the event of his refusal to do so, he should be dismissed from the service."

Abubakar from Zamfara State who was indicted twice between 2004 and 2006 by a Jos crises Panel, is alleged to have sponsored some Islamist Militant Group when he was Commissioner of Police in Bauchi and Plateau States.
Oga Jona, shine your eyes well well o!

please why are you people insulting me? What is wrong in speaking my own part of the story. I'm not the one that started the pranks or started hanging my linen in nairaland. I advised him against it. if u guys were in my shoes you would do worse. yeye ppl

lemme use this medium and speak the truth cos i dont like how sincerly_y (real name henry Awodu) is treating his now ex-fiance i_am lady(name enibokun azeke).

i was aware of the whole matter from the beginning and i warned him it could backfire. It started as a little test to know if she was the snooping type. Henry purposely left all those little clues for her to find. Enibokun, why do u think he purposely disabled his ipad password which has been always under lock and key since u met him. concidence?
he has never been a good person (though he loves you) and he planned this prank from the start but he didnt know you wud put it on nairaland.
he hasnt divorced the white lady and his plan was to prove to the whitey that he is capable of impregnating a woman as the lack of baby was the cause of the marriage split-up.
Also he has various relationships with other girls who he has tried unsucessfully to impregnate numerous times. He was just lucky with you because he has a really low sperm count.
I really feel for u as you are pregnant already but i think you should forgive him cos he loves you. You shouldnt have put this on nairaland. You should have seeked advice elsewhere. Now see what your love for internet has caused you.
take heart

Ppl don't know what a word is

aminu150:
abeg stop all dis, we all know 9ja footballers dnt disclose their real age.

@Aminu, y d thing de pain u na? No bomb us o.

I wish him the best, but if ahmed musa is 19, then his wife is 9. Cos he is 10 years older. Teenager my ass.

Breaking News! The federal Government of Nigeria have dialogue with the Petroleum Product Price Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) regarding the subsidy and hereby revert the price back to #65 per litre with the immediate effect. These has been passed to NLC HQ. Please No More Strike On Monday . Tune to Channels tv news to confirm.

Pesuzok:
i did mine in may 2011 in port harcourt

Reception hall (airconditioned):  150k  (inclusive of the chairs and tables)

Decorator : 60k (A very smart, hustling  guy did the decor, you need to see the decoration, tight)

Cake: 70k (four steps)

Food: 200k (paid 100, my sis-in-law balanced up)

Drinks:150k (paid 50k, my committee of friends paid 100k)

Wedding gown: 80k (i had a quarrel with my wife abt this, but its her day so i bought it. The gown was beautiful)

Suit (2): 50k (for me and bestman)

DJ: ? (a friend provided a very good DJ; for the party, sorry wedding)

Photographs and video coverage: ( a friend paid for that)

Sovenir: Spent 50k but got some other things from family

Wedding Rings: 70k

other misc: 50k


approx 800 - 900k

But mehn, the wedding was ok, the DJ was on fire, and i dance as if i was in a club, and the whole guest were all dancing.

Ol boy post pics make we see. Let's make dis more fun. Besides hw come ppl just de pay everything for u? Guessing ur a banker or PA!

Here is my hall while it wasn't complete

Congratulations @poster.

Well lots of factors to consider. I did my wedding in abuja nov '11. When my parents entered the hall, they thought they were in the wrong place cos the decoration(#200k) and setting was off the hook. Had over 400 guests. Had a popular radio DJ (#35k), MC (#20k). Food (250k), cameraman (#100k) drinks(#200k) suit for me n bestman(#80k) wedding gown (#100k or more can't remember cos wifey paid).
All in all, including the traditional wedding and our flight tickets to dubai I spent roughly #2.7m. And it was a very classy wedding. Guests were leaving with bottles of wine and ppl are still calling me a 'strongman' till today. But we received a lot of cash& gifts. So I recovered almost half of the expenses and I'm still getting cash gifts uptill today.

Goodluck&best wishes bt cut ur coat accordingly. Though I don't think 200k can do a wedding for a graduate/educated person. Maybe for a mechanic or Vulcanizer. No offense just my opinion

There's nothing wrong if GEJ cries. He's human. It shows he truly cares. By the way stop saying what u don't know because George bush and other leaders cry all the time. Here's an example of him crying.

The Day the President Cried
President Bush cried at a ceremony honoring a fallen
Marine today.
I don't have anything smarmy to say.
I just figured I'd continue my streak of posts about
men who cry in public.
This guy, however, has something real to cry about.
Labels: Man cry
10 Comments:
At 4:16 PM, David said,
He's crying because he finally realizes he's going to
hell.
At 6:25 PM, Anonymous said,
What a WUSS!!!!! WAAAAAH I FEEL BAD ABOUT A
MARINE THAT GOT KILLED IN A WAR THAT I STARTED
WAAAAAAH!!!!
The only difference between Bush and Hussein is
Hussein was LAUGHING at the guys who were about
to hang him and George gets all choked up at
ceremonies. If Hussein was at that ceremony, If he
saw someone crying who shouldnt have been, he
woulda had that persons moms eyes cut out!!!! we
shoulda left him in power because the only thing
those animals respect is FEAR! if you stepped out of
line when he was in power, you would be walking
around with no ears! how many car bombings and
kidnappings did you see when he was around?
NONE! STOP CRYING MR, PRESIDENT!!! Go wash the
sand out of your vagina! You make the bed you lie in!
you started a war we had no business being in and
now you wanna cry?!?!? I think Don Corleon (sp.) said
it best "YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!!"

Http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/2007/01/day-president-cried.html

iyatrustee:
got d text sometimes last week. curiousity took d best part of me and i called. nothing happened to me cos i am covered with the blood of MTN postpaid!


how can d money for u and your wife's Bis subscription be in her own acct? its not adding up bro!

Bros I av no reason to lie. She recharged wit 4 mtns cards of 1,500 each n was supposed to transfer 3k to me to activate my BIS too. Dats hw we do it all d time.

By the way, how do these scammers get the money equivalent from our credit cos I don't believe the above post about the sao tome n satellite fone story. Its a Nigerian scam


Ps:I just looked up ur profile n I doubt u can afford postpaid. Am sure ur postpaid Acct is d one dat a friend of yours working in Mtn helped u hack so u don't pay any monthly fees. We know all these things. No offense.

So how come u found the topic so easily to respond to it? Besides, how come I can't find it in any of the forums.

I recently posted a very interesting and juicy topic about racism on Wednesday. But for reasons unknown to me and unexplained to me, that topic never saw the light of day. Yet, everyday I see meaningless and senseless topics posted. Who is responsible for this? I need answers now! Because I feel discriminated against.

Please for your own good, do not call that number. Its a scam dat automatically transfers all ur credit to their own account. It happened to my wife. She lost 6k immediately and d 6k was supposed to be for her BIS and mine. We called MTN n de claimed total ignorance. Ppl r getting smarter

talina:
No its not compulsory. I have a friend who kept her last name when she got married. And I know a couple who combined their names by hyphenating them. I personally like the combining of names.

The above statement is really silly and short-sighted. You are saying Mr. Frank Stupid married Miss Jane Fool so now their names after marriage is Mr Frank Stupid-Fool and Mrs Jane Fool-Stupid abi after hyphenating. So wen de have kids and the kids get married and also hyphenate, the kids name will be Cynthia Stupid-Fool-Asshole abi?
Some people are just silly and don't want to conform to societal norms and instead they make themselves look more stupid.
No offense.

I think something should be done quickly about this racism thing. Its all in the news these days. First, it was Luis Suarez (of Liverpool) against Patrick Evra of Manchester United when he called him a 'negrito' over 10 times.  And suarez claims that evra's teammates call him the same thing and so he can call him the same. End of story, he has been fined 40k dollars (6.6m naira) and 8-match ban. That's the guy dat stopped africa from making football history. I still don't understand why he's playing today despite the ban. Secondly it was my dear John Terry of Chelsea insulting Anton Ferdinand by calling him a black cunt. That one done turn criminal case sef and I wonder why it should be a criminal case and suarez isn't a criminal case.

Now read the latest one making headlines. Rihanna is really pissed and has said 'Bleep you' to the guy 

RACISM
Incredibly Stupid Magazine Says Rihanna Is
'Ultimate Niggabitch' With 'Ghetto Ass'
By Anna North, Dec 19, 2011 3:50 PM
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A Dutch magazine has drawn fire for calling Rihanna
"the ultimate niggabitch." And yes, it's just as
offensive in context.
Parlour has a screenshot of the article in Dutch
fashion magazine Jackie, and the English translation,
which is both racist and extremely dumb:
She has street cred, she has a ghetto ass and she
has a golden throat. Rihanna, the good girl gone
bad, is the ultimate niggabitch and displays that
gladly, and for her that means: what's on can
come off. If that means she'll be on stage half
naked, then so be it. But Dutch winters aren't like
Jamaican ones, so pick a clothing style in which
your daughter can resist minus ten. No to the big
sunglasses and the pornheels, and yes to the
tiger print, pink shizzle and everything that
glitters. Now let's hope she won't beat anybody
up at daycare.
Some readers were understandably upset about
Jackie's use of a racial slur, so editor-in-chief Eva
Hoeke issued an unsatisfying apology. On Facebook,
she wrote,
While the author meant no harm — the title of the
article was intended as a joke — it was a bad joke,
to say the least. And that slipped through my, the
editor-in-chief's, fingers. Stupid, painful and sucks
for all concerned.
Then she added,
Furthermore I hope that you all believe there was
absolutely no racist motive behind the choice of
words. It was stupid, it was naive to think that
this was an acceptable form of slang — you hear it
all the time on tv and radio, then your idea of
what is normal apparently shifts — but it was
especially misguided: there was no malice behind
it.
I'm not sure if the word "niggabitch" appears
routinely on Dutch TV and radio, but this is an
especially racist time of year for the Netherlands —
it's the time when people put on blackface to imitate
Zwarte Piet, Santa's "servant." Maybe Jackie was just
infected with the racist-Christmas spirit. Hoeke's
apology kind of misses the point, though. As Parlour
points out, Rihanna isn't Jamaican. And if tossing
around racial slurs is the Jackie staff's "idea of what
is normal," they might want to look into some new
hires.