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Pets / Re: If You Have A Boerboel/rottweiler Mix Can u Please Post A Pic So I Can See? by jizzyfarms(m): 10:51am On Jan 22, 2020
jeffrey1596:
Her name is flow

Wow, imagine crossing her with a dobberman

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Pets / Re: Huge Python Terrorizing My Dogs by jizzyfarms(m): 10:49am On Jan 22, 2020
Adrian98:
That's not a python please!!! And it's not huge!!!!

Exactly.. make e no b brown house snake weh op call huge ooh
Pets / Re: Huge Python Terrorizing My Dogs by jizzyfarms(m): 10:48am On Jan 22, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
A) no food for 3 days for these useless dogs of yours
B) no food for 3 days for YOU, for calling that tiny worm a "huge python"

I grin cheesy d second part over burst my head.

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Pets / Re: My DDR Shepherd Puppy by jizzyfarms(m): 1:16pm On Jan 21, 2020
Eveezy:

Pedigree is important for you to compete world wide. It is also not just a thing of status. Pedigree enables you know how a dog was bred, take for instance, this op bought a dog and because his dog looks like some DDR online, he assumed its a DDR, a DDR cannot be identified just by look, a DDR can only be a DDR if it comes from a lineage of DDR, The acronym is not just used to hype a dog, the acronym is to state that a particular dog originates from Deutsche Demokratische Republik. And how can you know that? Through the dogs Pedigree history

I understand ur point very well sir, it's infact important for a breeder buying a ped or a bloodline to see d papers, other than business y disturb urself? I'm sure half the pple always asking about ped papers won't even recognise a fake paper but yet, with ur experience I'm sure you know there are bloodlines of 3-4 generations that came out better than the real deal, having or seeing the papers is important if you intend to use for business, but at the same time it dosnt gurantee anything, about a decade ago myself n a friend went to get his first dog, a security dog from a reputable breeder, an almost-matured male dog for stud, we saw the papers of the parents, dat rott was d oddest rott I've seen, d dog was a freaking shy dog even at maturity, always hiding.. d guy wanted a ped or blood line because then our believe was dog lik dat would b maaaaaad, n he got a sheep in a rott's skin. If u see what u like go for it if u can, no b by papers, na only u need d papers, if u get visitors n dey admire ur dog they wont ask to see d papers even if u told them its a ped.. e no pass compliments, just like our education in naija, if u say u didnt further after secondary school you will be tagged illiterate for life, but tell dem u studied this, you served already, still job searching, weatin u go hear na Just Keep praying n leave the rest to God, at least you don try because no b everybody go school, no worry God go do am.. nobody cares to have a copy of ur cv to help forward... u get my point?
Pets / Re: Black Mamba Is Not A BLACK SNAKE by jizzyfarms(m): 11:10am On Jan 21, 2020
Thank you ooh, d animals I know very well are snakes, dogs, rabbits n poultry animals, a dumb nairalander threw Insults at her father because I identified a snake as a blackmamber, her proof was der is no blackmamber in nigeria, me weh don see one before, i just left her to her sense, I've handled forest cobras over a doz3n times because at that time I was into real estate n advertising so I visted unused lands alot, and on this faithful day I thought I saw a forest cobra as usual but the speed of that snake stunned me, me weh just like dey catch forest snakes n release back just for adventure I gats climb hill wen dis snake take off ooh, some people think they are smart after reading articles on google, the other day I over heard some drunks arguing that other than the zoo theres no such thing like I saw a lion I nigeria.. ooh really??
Pets / Re: My DDR Shepherd Puppy by jizzyfarms(m): 10:50am On Jan 21, 2020
Gsdbrov:


Yes I paid that much for the workline, the showline (Kane) was 400k but no pedigree details, I only know the sire and dam were imported from Russia, I know it still doesn't mean anything if I don't have raw papers to prove it's pedigree.

Prople tend to give power to pedegree papers, those with keen eyes for dogs don't need to see papers to know the quality of what they're getting..

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Investment / Rabbitcartel Seeks Investors by jizzyfarms(m): 5:51pm On Jan 20, 2020
Good day, there's no legit short cut to wealth, in other to be successful it takes Time, Effort, Money, most of all knowledge of what you intend to practice, However RabbitCartel formally known as Lagosrabbit will be offering investment programmes very soon, partner with us in earning vigorously from rabbit farming, with our experience with raising rabbits from weaning till maturity, and also the rabbit market, we guarantee you steady income in our investment programmes. We've invested years in the study of rabbit market and it's market demand in Nigeria n I'm pleased to inform you that we stumbled accross organisations with large unbeatable demand for this livestock like no other, we picked the organisation with the most favourable offer and worked on supplying them for almost a year so as to study the market properly, and to my suprise the demand increased by the day,. After a brief meeting with them they assured us there's no limit to which reputable farms can supply them monthly, weather tens or hundreds of thousands..
In light of this, the founder of lagosrabbit Mr Gabriel had a meeting with his colleague the ceo of Bunnyfarms mr Samson, an expert and skilled in the practice of not just rabbit farming but livestock production generally, they joined teams to work towards a common goal, which is earn endlessly from rabbit farming, for months we have been working on securing a spot for a mega farm which we have in place.
We have put together security measures to ensure the safty of the investment against intruders and natural disasters.
With all these in place RabbitCartel seeks crowd funding and investors to kick start. However we have made available some jaw dropping investment programmes which we intend to launch on 01/02/20. Take advantage of this if you have the capacity to as we have a limit of investors in every segment we Intend to work with while we expand. Check my signature for contact info

Pets / Re: Giveaway! If You Need A Kitten, Come Inside. by jizzyfarms(m): 2:52pm On Jan 20, 2020
VenusEAGLE:
I can also watch. They all better guard me sha because they can't be eating my food and be playing alone

Hahahahaha.. watchnight.. happy watching
Pets / Re: I Want To Sell My Male German Shepherd Dog(see PHOTOS) by jizzyfarms(m): 1:12pm On Jan 19, 2020
JOOHEL:


I didn't agree for 70k I just asked if he's serious about it..

I didn't delay the sale

OK

Where's your location sir?

Ok.. no vex
Pets / Re: I Want To Sell My Male German Shepherd Dog(see PHOTOS) by jizzyfarms(m): 8:17am On Jan 19, 2020
JOOHEL:
Are you SerIous AND WHERE IS UR LOCATION
so u can go for 70k n u started with 150k?? You delayed ur sale gan, if d dog is still available by monthend I might come for him

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Pets / Re: Boerboel Nd Lahsa Available For Sale by jizzyfarms(m): 8:09am On Jan 19, 2020
viktuz:
Not pure it's mixed rot
Exactly my thought at first sight
Pets / Re: Giveaway! If You Need A Kitten, Come Inside. by jizzyfarms(m): 8:07am On Jan 19, 2020
VenusEAGLE:
Kittens are nice to own but all the do is eat, play sleep and distrub you. They won't guide and protect you like dogs


Mind you, all dogs are vigilant, but not all will protect you, watch dogs and guard dogs aint the same
Pets / Re: I Want To Sell My Male German Shepherd Dog(see PHOTOS) by jizzyfarms(m): 8:48am On Jan 17, 2020
Eveezy:

Whatsup, longest time Nd did u have a ddr den?

At all, I didn't even own any, the two I had (gsd, cauc) were poisoned, since then I've avoided keeping a dog in d area, I'll be relocating next month so now I might be ope ed to d idea of getting some dogs, the ddr I bought from a breeder at festac to resell, sold it 250k or so to a doctor for security. It was a top nutch ooh, cant remember the sire,
Pets / Re: I Want To Buy A Dog by jizzyfarms(m): 11:44am On Jan 16, 2020
Rather than a dog get a gate man with bow and arrows.. a security operative u care enough to know the name is the one u should spend on..

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Pets / Re: The Biggest Rabbit In The World (weight: 45pounds) by jizzyfarms(m): 11:32am On Jan 16, 2020
vincentjk:


In Nigeria you won't spend up to that amount, not even half that amount.

According to the owner he eats about 12carrots a day and other things, 1k would buy the 12carrots and other little food for him daily so 1k times by 365 = 365k

I personally spend upto 30k a month in upkeep/feeding my puppy the very first 2-3months they arrive while in a year I spend more than 200k for just one dog (feeding, vaccine, dog gears, treatment and all that)

Feeding a pet is a thing of fun and I plan on getting a rabbit or two maybe next year

Abi naw, am a rabbit breeder myself n I can tell you if u 30% of what she spent on that bunny is more than enough to get it to this size, for one 3-4 carrots 3times a week is idle, if they eat excess they'll pass it out as edible feaces with nutrents that they might go back to when hungry, one thing to note is carrot isnt food, it's just a treat, wont make them grow big or fat, its just vitamin a/c that they enjoy n too much of it might lead to medical issues at their peak age
Pets / Re: I Want To Sell My Male German Shepherd Dog(see PHOTOS) by jizzyfarms(m): 11:17am On Jan 16, 2020
Eveezy:

DDR from which bloodline?

Lol eveezy, dat momniker never gets old, na kushlord be this, How things?
Pets / Re: I Want To Sell My Male German Shepherd Dog(see PHOTOS) by jizzyfarms(m): 2:55pm On Jan 15, 2020
JOOHEL:
YH IS IT TOO MUCH?
i 'ts negotiable

No vex but even 100k is much, who will negotiate when u say 150k, I got a fully grown ddr 130k last year.
Pets / Re: I Want To Sell My Male German Shepherd Dog(see PHOTOS) by jizzyfarms(m): 2:52pm On Jan 15, 2020
rottennaija:
Who's gonna buy a grown dog

N whats wrong with getting a grown dog?
Pets / Re: My Dog Doesn't Let Me Wash All Part Of His Body by jizzyfarms(m): 2:44pm On Jan 15, 2020
Get a mouth guard.. mak he dey growl till he tire
Pets / Re: The Biggest Rabbit In The World (weight: 45pounds) by jizzyfarms(m): 2:41pm On Jan 15, 2020
Prec1ous:
Me and my fellow Nigerians are seeing meat oh!

Abi naw.. I make deals on rabbits..
Pets / Re: The Biggest Rabbit In The World (weight: 45pounds) by jizzyfarms(m): 2:40pm On Jan 15, 2020
daddytime:
Big boy....

Most Nigerians are seeing enough meat.

Sure naw, thats the most healthy meat, u can either google or ask a doctor,

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Pets / Re: 7 Months Black Male German Shepherd For Sale by jizzyfarms(m): 2:37pm On Jan 15, 2020
Jhmmm
Agriculture / Re: Are These Ants Harmful To Snails? by jizzyfarms(m): 2:17pm On Jan 15, 2020
Yes it is, soldier ants are dangerous to all livestock farming, well except marine, if u didnt know this I'll advice you to take a while n make ur research before buying ur breeding stocks, theres money in every aspect of agriculture but you'll need more than the basic knowledge to earn from it, you don't need to waste money on ebooks, just research online n visit other farms for practical

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Agriculture / Re: If U Don't Have A Farm That Pays You In Ur Absence, U Are Not Yet Ready For 2020 by jizzyfarms(m): 12:53pm On Jan 15, 2020
Anyone interested in rabbit farming in large scale?? Hit me up, large scale practice only, theres a very high demand for it's weaners at a very reasonable price.. the market is here for good
Agriculture / Re: I Need A Partner Or An Investor by jizzyfarms(m): 10:02am On Jan 15, 2020
Pistotita:


You will not get fund with this approach.

To get fund, you must have just a little fund and skill. You need to use the fund to push your skill out. And what is the needed skill? That you can take care of fish and then show your marketing skill. One other attribute you need is patience. If you are growing to table size, you will need to show you can grow to table size.

For example, If you want sponsors or investors for 20,000 fish you want to grow to table size, open a thread on growing 200 fish. Use your cash to do it from A to Z. This is where skills comes in. You will have to be patient (the attribute I told you about) for the numbers of weeks it willl take the fish to attain the size you want. Gradually, you become a teacher with time. The more criticisms and challenges you overcome, the more confidence your audience start building in you. Bro, if you are succestul with it, trust me, money will start running after you. Is it not Nairaland? You will start chosing who to accept and who to discharge. I am talking from experience. Then, you need to start all over and be extra careful. It is a game of scaling up and you may need workers. So, maybe you do not want to jump to 20,000 fish....you may do what you think only you can handle. But when you have nothing to show, you will just turn to a beggar.

Not boasting....I will raise over $100,000 via this nairaland in a week with how God has blessed me if I want to do so right now. Even when I stopped uptating recently was when I was bombarded with mails.

Bro, you will face nas.ty people....that is a guarantee for you. But first, make sure you have answers to challenges or questions. And if you do not know, be truthful. If you have a strong mind, blast off nu.isance individuals after you have answered teir useless questions. Do not be afraid. Tear such person into pieces, and move on. This is the way to get it done on nairaland. Spit on useless monikers. If you start doing gentle man......hahahahahha. i am sorry. These nasty people will bully you and crush your dream. If you need to send the person to his village to learn home training again, do it again and again.

Do not ever think you will forfeit your followers. No way. Infact, you will gain more. And they will be begging you they want to invest, while you will be slamming their heads on floor and doing "shakara"..hahahah. But make sure you mini project is successful. Make sure you get the mini project right.

Note: Scammers are never patient. It is not in their dictionary. You must learn to be patient.

Many thanks for this, I'm also gonna be seeking investors n partners when am done putting all the necessities together in my farm, I gained one or two from the write up.. gracias
Health / Re: Does Anyone Know The Name Of This Snake? by jizzyfarms(m): 4:42pm On Jan 13, 2020
Health / Re: Does Anyone Know The Name Of This Snake? by jizzyfarms(m): 3:53pm On Jan 13, 2020
ireneidiva:

It is not a black mamba oooo!

The picture posted by op is clearly a black mamber, d one posted by byteem is a Mozambique spitting cobra
Pets / Re: Free Gsd Puppy Available by jizzyfarms(m): 3:41pm On Jan 13, 2020
Post d pic of the free puppy
Pets / Re: Best Dog Breeds For Farms by jizzyfarms(m): 2:28pm On Jan 12, 2020
Pack of Local dogs make great farm guard dogs, pack of 4 to 5, or better still get a gsd and a local dog, or a boerboel n a local dog like my oga above said, Local dogs are great in guarding farms
Pets / Re: Mix Breed Male Gsd For give away by jizzyfarms(m): 8:27pm On Jan 11, 2020

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