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PoliticsRe: Oldest Woman Ever Seen At A Polling Unit (photo) by jjparagon(m): 8:16pm On Mar 28, 2015
UrennaNkoli:
Emotional

She's experienced and tasted every government. Look at how the men are even watching in the background, all they see is hope for Nigeria. She definitely knows Jonathan is the most cruel , brutal and useless of all the leaders we've had in the history of this nation.

Look at her face and look deep into her eyes, all you can see is Buhari

Sai Buhari
God bless this aged woman
God bless Nigeria
God bless Africa.
itz alwaz obvious when some blocked head bitches speak.. #GEJ_ALL_THE_WAY!
PoliticsRe: #PHOTO Boko Haram Fights With Snakes. by jjparagon(m): 5:57pm On Mar 18, 2015
Oboy ehhhh.., see meat o :oOboy ehhhh.., see meat o
PoliticsRe: #PHOTO Boko Haram Fights With Snakes. by jjparagon(m): 5:56pm On Mar 18, 2015
Oboy ehhhh.., see meat o
Jokes EtcRe: Letz Know How Childhood Looked Like by jjparagon(op): 6:36am On Mar 18, 2015
ginawest:
y u exposing me lah
m xowie..... C wat i'v caused..., Naw N/L's go dey call you /play_play/
RomanceRe: Am In Trouble ..see What This Girl Send To Me . ..i Need Your Advise by jjparagon(m): 5:26pm On Mar 17, 2015
Wizzz:
OP I know you might not be able to run so fast with your legs, I'll bring my car shocked
jxt one car migth be enough.. As a kind fellow i would also bring mine :-/
Jokes EtcBestest Mum by jjparagon(op): 5:06pm On Mar 17, 2015
This explains it all "Sweet mother"

Jokes EtcRe: Letz Know How Childhood Looked Like by jjparagon(op): 5:04pm On Mar 17, 2015
ginawest:
1,2&3 was an everyday tin during my childhood days
hmmm, dats d kind dat wud branch to play tinko tinko wen sent on an errand %-)
Jokes EtcRe: Letz Know How Childhood Looked Like by jjparagon(op): 5:00pm On Mar 17, 2015
FLAWLES:
All of the Above
:-D meaning say u bn sabi play wella
Jokes EtcLetz Know How Childhood Looked Like by jjparagon(op): 11:34am On Mar 17, 2015
Wahich amongst these was your favourite game as a kid
1. Suwel
2. Tinko Tinko
3. Ten Ten
4. Hide and seek
5. Ludo
6. 1960 i go to london
7. Day by day
8. Ride over ride over
9. Bojuboju
10. Booko booko
11. Canter ball

:-) feel free to add yours.. Mine was canter ball (a game we played with drink covers) i wud prefer to play that without eating :-D

Jokes EtcWhy Some Guys Would'nt Swallow Their Pride by jjparagon(op): 11:39am On Mar 09, 2015
You could imagine why some guys would'nt want to "swallow their pride" even when at the point of loosing something very important..

RomanceJust A Sinciere Answer... by jjparagon(op): 11:29am On Mar 09, 2015
Guys, could you let your woman rock that on your wedding day??

RomanceRe: Ladies!what Will Be Your Reaction If The Guy You Weredancing With Did This (pic) by jjparagon(m): 5:00pm On Mar 01, 2015
kle4d:
It's sabbath day please.
& it shud be kept holy...
RomanceRe: Must Guys Always Give Their Girlfriend Money As Prove Of Love? by jjparagon(m): 5:12pm On Feb 28, 2015
Money aint a prove for luv.. U cud give a girl money widout loving her..
CelebritiesRe: Ime Bishop Umoh A.K.A Okon, Adorable Wife And Daughter (Photos) by jjparagon(m): 5:37pm On Feb 27, 2015
nunogomez:
Wetin coNcern us?
who beg u make u comment?? Mtchewww
FamilyRe: If You Played This In Your Childhood Then Your Childhoold Was Awesome (pic) by jjparagon(m): 5:16pm On Feb 27, 2015
I had my firrsth eleven, wid dia numbers boldly pasted on them, after each game i wud carefuly pack my firsth eleven insyd a black nylon n carefuly put it at d back of d fridge in d kitchen... Childhood was fun.. Ah still join my younger ones wen i'm around..
CelebritiesRe: Singer, Mc Galaxy Got Slapped In Akwa Ibom By an Elder Statesman by jjparagon(m): 3:48pm On Feb 27, 2015
D elder dat slapped him should cum n get a thank you gift 4rm me., he did well
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph Flaunts Her Tummy And Her Very Untidy Braid In New Photo by jjparagon(m): 3:41pm On Feb 27, 2015
#Mrs. Endowed
PoliticsRe: Prophet Oluyemi Says Who Nigeria's Messiah Is-a Must Read! by jjparagon(m): 1:37pm On Feb 27, 2015
Owk, we've heard..
RomanceRe: CONFUSION!!!!!!!!, Please What Do I Do? by jjparagon(op): 9:18am On Feb 27, 2015
Well..... I'm finally bk again grin after my 2yr leave 4rm Nairaland
RomanceRe: She Is Public-shy But Pro-active In Private by jjparagon(m): 7:19pm On Sep 15, 2013
@op, xame with my gal, bt i dnt rili c anyting wrong wit dat
RomanceWhats Your Opinion? by jjparagon(op): 11:30am On Sep 07, 2013
Nlanders, do you think there is a specified period of time for people to Date before getting married? or could just get married when they feel like.
RomanceRe: Lies You Told Your Parents In The Name Of Love(teens Love) by jjparagon(m): 2:23am On Sep 06, 2013
i used to go to choir practise though i was not interested just to see my swthrth and pass a letter to her. when i luk @ those letter's today, they just make me laugh!
RomanceRe: CONFUSION!!!!!!!!, Please What Do I Do? by jjparagon(op): 2:05am On Sep 06, 2013
stan4b: Tell her she is still too young to start thinking about setting dwn,dere r still more for her to accomplish.
Abi!
RomanceRe: CONFUSION!!!!!!!!, Please What Do I Do? by jjparagon(op): 12:29am On Sep 06, 2013
10x alot, just hope datS gonna work. undecided
RomanceRe: CONFUSION!!!!!!!!, Please What Do I Do? by jjparagon(op): 12:16am On Sep 06, 2013
18 by november while i'll be 20 stil in november
RomanceCONFUSION!!!!!!!!, Please What Do I Do? by jjparagon(op): 11:55pm On Sep 05, 2013
I'm really in a state of confusion pals. I remember my father told me that the worse mistake a guy would do is to promise a girl that you would marry her but later not marry her, he told me a story which made me want to shed tears so since then those words leave in me and i promised myself not to be a victim of those bonds. but why is this happening to me, all that my girlfreind wants as a prove of my love for her is to promise her marriage which according to her dreams so much abouth. She persnally introduced herself to my mum. i love my girl so much and she sure loves me too, but i dont want to promise what i'm not of surerity to fufill especially when i know we are too young for marriage. i dont know what to say to her to deactivate this largescale Sadmode from her, i really dont know what to do.
RomanceRe: I'm Scared Of Having Any Relationships! Cos I Hate Girls. by jjparagon(op): 8:48pm On Sep 05, 2013
10x all!
RomanceI'm Scared Of Having Any Relationships! Cos I Hate Girls. by jjparagon(op): 2:30pm On Sep 05, 2013
I've been in a relationship with esther for four years just to find her in bed with my best freind, i left her and moved on with my life until i met sum1 whose beauty i will always aknowledge, Carolyna. though she was beautiful, she left me in an ugly situation. 1 faithful day I went to see a freind of mine but guess who i saw in my freinds house that faithful morning lying in deep sleep nearly unclad, carolyna!... it took me months to recover b4 i met Gift. worse than the other two she slept with my Room mate. what the Hell is happening to me, is it that some people were destined not to love or to be loved?
RomanceRe: My Last Relationship Is Affecting The Way I Treat My Current Girlfriend. . by jjparagon(m): 2:57pm On Sep 01, 2013
hey, wake up man ur ex had an affair with a lecturer nd classmate @ d xame tym, nd u compare a woman who is entirely urz to her, dats xo bad. treat ur lady rigth just as wizkid say's.
RomanceWhat Will You Do? by jjparagon(op): 2:48pm On Sep 01, 2013
If your Girlfreind or Boyfreind ask's you to do something to really prove your love for him/her, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Jokes EtcHELP! The Letter "E" Has Brougth War Btwn My Landlord And His Wife. by jjparagon(op): 2:31pm On Sep 01, 2013
Guys, Trouble in paradise! my landlord and landlady has sucessfully turned this peaceful compound into a wrestlemania ground. It all started when my landlord went on a buisness trip for a week. 4 days after he travelled, he sent his wife this text msg "Darling hw u doing, i hope u r doing gud cos im havin a gud tym here everiday after work, but im feeling sad cos i wish u were her". dats it! the word her", he really wanted the word "Here" bt made that little error that has brougth big wahala to his house. when lanlady got the text she started shouting baba sukurat has killed me o o o o, he has finally gone 2 leave with his new wife abi, i wil kill him weneva he cums bk 2 dis house not knowing dat lanlord made a spelling mistake. dat was how lanlady otherwise known as bigshow prepared for our innocent landlord who received 2 hot dirty slaps immediately he arrived.., after landlord and landlady finished displaying there strength outside, lanlord has askd his wife to leave d house dat all what hpnd was a mistake but our lanlady is not co-operating atall all we are hearing from her is " liar! liar! liar!"nairalanders abg help settle these guys cos it's hotter than i imagined.

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