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Sports / Re: Ajoke Odumosu Places Last In Women's 400M Hurdles by jkeva: 9:08pm On Aug 08, 2012
Very disheartening, she ws too slow, thought she would make us @least proud wt bronze.
Romance / Re: Secrets That Can End Your Relationship by jkeva: 8:05pm On Jul 24, 2012
Yomieluv: for me to have seen her in my drim,means she's got the tendency to do in real life..i'm joseph the dreamer in d bible.
u b 'alalakala' bad dreamer. Ur gf shld beta b @ alert, i op u wont dream it ds night. Yeye boy
Jokes Etc / Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by jkeva: 9:04pm On Jul 23, 2012
I tell u ds is way better n d person hs better handwritting than d once have seen while serving in a bank in d north, some will use up to 5 slips n still make mistakes until u help dem in filling it, it ws fun initially bt later became normal thing wen i see it, outta 100%, may b jst 35% can write normally.
Business / Re: Why Is It Difficult For Debtors To Pay Back by jkeva: 6:44pm On Jul 13, 2012
Hmmm, same here, a guy was almost crying begging me for money dt he was owing sm1 n d person wanted to arrest him wt police, so outta self pity i borrowed him 40 frm ma project money in skul outta 50k he ws lookin 4 sayin he ws goin to pay as ASAP, after den i cald him several tyms bt he refuse to pick, thank God i was able to complete my project, after av finished nysc, i now jammed him on d road, he ws drivin a car n kinda livin large, i asked him 4 ma moni bt he said he ws broke dt he hs 5k outta 40k, imagin, i jst left him for God to judge him.

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Politics / Re: 'Dead' Oloolu Masquerade Storms Olubadan Palace by jkeva: 12:10pm On Jul 07, 2012
12 inches!:
That yeye oloolu wey dey threaten us when we dey small in primary school.... See oloolu now as him carry plaster for head...operation burst dey vex ooooo....see as dem take rubbish oloolu...Shey him juju fail am ni...yeye pple...mscheww...oloolu ko oloolu ni.
very true, oloolu news back den used to threaten us, its either we close early from school or we dont go @all wen eva its their festival. Am so hapi dey treated der Bleep up
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Crazy Things Done During Job Hunting by jkeva: 10:21am On Jul 07, 2012
anthoi:

Sista, the world is messed up not only 9ja. But God will visit you soon... Amen

Amen.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Crazy Things Done During Job Hunting by jkeva: 8:49pm On Jul 06, 2012
Hasnt been easy, especially as a female looking for job, all those that claim to help u will want to get down with u n if u say NO, den ur on a long thing, bt i still believe my own time will come. Ds country is really messed up.

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Career / Re: What Are My Chances In The Labour Market. by jkeva: 12:47pm On Jun 30, 2012
Pls NLs, i want to study a professional course in human resources management or logistics and management, so i want to know what school offers the courses in d south west.
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Covers-up Case Of Missing 2 Year Old Praise Eleng by jkeva: 12:30pm On May 15, 2012
musKeeto:
You are indeed a drunk... The church knows it holds public events and so is responsible for whatevere crowd control or mugu control units they have.. you can't absolve them of blame in this case.

And stop being such an asshole.. like say if na ur pikin, u for dey speak all dis grammar... Nonsense...

i wonder o, pple jst talk as if they dont know wat dey r sayin, we r talking of a whole life here, humanbeing like us.
Politics / Re: PHCN Plans To Distribute Energy-saving Bulbs To All Households by jkeva: 12:13pm On May 15, 2012
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MUMU GOVT, MUMU MINISTER, who r de fooling?
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Covers-up Case Of Missing 2 Year Old Praise Eleng by jkeva: 12:00pm On May 15, 2012
mkmyers45:

What the heck are you talking about?

The are probably poor and have no one to come to their aid....He was informed and he clearly tried to cover up the matter or didn't you read the article? You attend winners dont you? angry angry angry

winners my foot, so snc pastor oyedepo tried covering it up n if dey had reported the case to d police he wud av killed dem abi? Answer me.
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Covers-up Case Of Missing 2 Year Old Praise Eleng by jkeva: 11:52am On May 15, 2012
Mmuo Okija:

Then you underestimate the powers these Pastors have over their followers...

I am glad the parents have come to their senses.. although I think that if that child isnt dead, then she has prolly been sold into whatever..

Now, the parents should just sue the church and make enough money to train the other twin and live life and die billionaires..

what kinda power after a year a child has been missing? Since d pastor said he sensed no evil den where is the child? I still blame the parent..
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Covers-up Case Of Missing 2 Year Old Praise Eleng by jkeva: 11:18am On May 15, 2012
This is a very serious issue, well i really do not blame the church rather i wil blame d parent, a whole child has been missing for a year plus and its now they deem it fit to make it known to the public, am quiet sure if it was as it happened they gave an alarm and people get to know abt it, d child even if kidnapped would have been recovered. Its too late to cry when the head is off bt a pray they get to d root of d matter.

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Education / Re: Public Schools Back In Those Days (Your Experiences) by jkeva: 8:15pm On Apr 28, 2012
I did not attend a public primary school bt even @ dt I remembered buyin eyinalangba, elenkute,sisi pelebe, sweet alagbon, lolly, kokoro, pito, tabataba, n so on, ws fun al da way.
Education / Re: CBN Donates ₦500M To University of Agriculture In Abeokuta (UNAAB) by jkeva: 11:41am On Apr 04, 2012
Am so proud of d VC of UNAAB n proud to b an alumni of d school, its because d CBN gov have seen d steps d school is takin in combating food problem in nigeria and talk in terms of structure n environment of d school, as far as am concerned is still d best, also producing graduate who r self sufficient nt waiting for any govt job before they can stand on deir own. I believe the school will spend the money wisely.
Romance / Re: Being Single- Sweet Or Bitter? by jkeva: 6:47pm On Mar 29, 2012
I love my single life for now bt i hope to get married someday.
Politics / Re: 9 Christians Caught Attempting To Bomb COCIN Church In Bauchi by jkeva: 9:58pm On Feb 26, 2012
Y is it dat we youth of nowaday enjoy creating so much hatred in one anoda, eida we like it or not, we cant but do without ourselves in our various institutions, who in nairaland wheda xtian or muslim can claim not to have a muslim or xtian friend? Its not possible, Was ds d same way our fore fathers lived? I guess d answer is NO. Pls n pls lets all try to believe in ourselves n tolerate one another, our religions r not created in d name of violence, we should try to learn abt oda pples religion n nt just concluding that one religions is bad or a terrorist religion, all ds time we spend abusing one anoda, we should try n use it to sharpen our brain n learn about what we dont know. My mum is a xtian n am a muslim bt i love her so much n dat does not make us enemies n am closer to her dan i am to my father who is a muslim so pls jst let us learn how to tolerate one another.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Wants To Dialogue With Fg by jkeva: 7:48pm On Feb 07, 2012
It is well but we really have to be prayerful n watch our tongue.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Wants To Dialogue With Fg by jkeva: 7:45pm On Feb 07, 2012
It is well bt we all should be prayerful n watch our mouth.

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