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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Militants Return Tobattle Against Nigerian Troops Inkonduga by Jmain: 11:20am On Sep 26, 2014
Those wey don surrender don give intel undecided . . . .
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain:
pentagonal: bwahhhhhhhhaaa yet this olofoious animal can't provide I lift lines. ain't you a shame to your village and family... the idi0t they form voltron murdered the loser on just three post..
Mr Copy Copy no dey even shame grin . . . .

eggheaders: I wonder why the village witch that belched you out her smelly leprous cu...nt
Coog lines ===>

coogar: belched out from the cünt of a village witch!.
https://www.nairaland.com/920248/official-chelsea-fan-thread-pride/241#14516362

https://www.nairaland.com/1417307/obafemi-awolowo-university-ile-ife/22

https://www.nairaland.com/1156958/nl-rap-battles-chatroom/130#26552884

Copy Copy Eggheaders . . . .

eggheaders: Igbo trying so hard to throw a punch at his chi. Coming from you a product of a polyandrous marriage with poop for brains that is priceless. you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus, you are the dullest member this forum ever produce. Ain't you the vermin that was arguing three days ago that igbos don't live in Ibadan? a douchebag of your size can cleanse the orfice of a whale..

Least I forget may amadioha impregnate you with a dozen midget
https://www.nairaland.com/1576573/gejs-strategic-plan-2015-election/4#20607070

Coog Lines

coogar: says the product of a polyandrous marriage with poop for brains. you have the intelligence of an unborn foetus.... you are the dullest member this forum has ever produced, ain't you the vermin that was arguing 3 days ago ilorin is the best in nigeria? a douchebag of your size can cleanse the orificë of a whale!

may amadioha impregnate you with a dozen midgets!
https://www.nairaland.com/1417307/obafemi-awolowo-university-ile-ife/22#17814545

Copy Copy eggheaders . . .

raphead: your momma is a horse lover I don't mean she is an horse racing pundits, she allows horse to fvck her for free.
Coog Lines . . . . .

coogar: you were belched out from the cünt of a village witch - your mother is a horse lover, i don't mean she loves horses, but she would literally let a horse fück her
https://www.nairaland.com/1417307/obafemi-awolowo-university-ile-ife/22

[size=14pt]Be Original dreg . . . . That's the main steeze and difference between both of us cool . .. .[/size]
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 9:55am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: like I told you ask Google the meaning of generic lines or forever shut up your ogiri smelly mouth...

how much more can uselessness go than what your life, times and existence epitomises.
Shame on you, you go carry your curse for head Mr copy copy , no form of originality whatsoever, yet you feel you are highly worded grin . .

I told you I will make you look very silly at the end of the day . . .

Bizarre troll, you just wasted all your curses on your impoverished self . . . . . . . What a pity . . .
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 9:47am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: [s]jamiu if you are not a bloody illiterate atleast you can ask your local government chairman, the most educated man in your enclave the meaning of generic lines better still goggle is capable of freeing you from the strong grip of stupidity cum illiteracy. just make sure you contact the coffin maker and the professional mourners that will cry you to hell. cos your end is neigh.[/s]
Stop boring me with your fatal stupidity and give me a yes or no answer to my query below . . .

Will you deny you have never used this line repeatedly below . . . . . I dey wait for ya response grin

Jmain: You often sound like a desperate fool, it's no news you have been caught countless times using copied lines "Belched from the useless cvnt of a village witch; your right eye fvcks your left eye" e.t.c . . .Thanks to the nairaland Tsunami, your useless self would have been laid bare here . . .
You better stop wasting our time and be reliable for once in your putrid life . . . . grin . . . . .
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 9:33am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: pray, tell us why all this curse will not be stamped on your destiny like a newly acquired visa, if you coward worthless son of a loser don't proof I stole lines. ara ra po gi onye nzuzu.
Will you deny you have never used this line repeatedly below . . . . . I dey wait for ya response grin

Jmain: You often sound like a desperate fool, it's no news you have been caught countless times using copied lines "Belched from the useless cvnt of a village witch; your right eye fvcks your left eye" e.t.c . . .Thanks to the nairaland Tsunami, your useless self would have been laid bare here . . .
Today, you go carry your curse waka for head like masquerade grin . . . .
PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose's Supporter And Ex-ekiti NURTW Chairman Has Just Been SHOT Dead. by Jmain: 9:17am On Sep 26, 2014
aljharem: LOOOOL intimidated ke, Yes ! You see a mafia kill people like he is killing flies and you don't feel intimidated

They have issued treats to me on Nairaland and private messages. So I have every right to be intimidated.
My man stand firm, no be today . . . . Nobody fit do kain to you . . . . No be today where APC legions dey single person out for harassment grin . .

Their sending you Pm's is a pointer that you are doing something right and making the jobs of the paid APC posters a very tough one . .

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PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 9:13am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: where are the stolen lines or you forever remain an object of mockery and worthlessness in the narration of the characteristics of humanoid.
You often sound like a desperate fool, it's no news you have been caught countless times using copied lines "Belched from the useless cvnt of a village witch; your right eye fvcks your left eye" e.t.c . . .Thanks to the nairaland Tsunami, your useless self would have been laid bare here . . . .

pentagonal: modafvcker those are the praises that will be thrown around for you during your funeral. jamiu your birth, life and times is a disgrace to humanity and it creation. .
Just accept all your curses are worthless and useless . . . They are just a manifestation of your deprived state from the good things of life. . . .
PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose's Supporter And Ex-ekiti NURTW Chairman Has Just Been SHOT Dead. by Jmain: 9:00am On Sep 26, 2014
ideology: If APC wins there is peace
But If PDP wins, hmmmm violence …

Who is responsible for peace and who is responsible for the violence?

PS :am not a Politician just a patriotic citizen who is rational, unbiased, i criticize constructively.

let's analyze;

1. When GEJ (PDP) wins, BUHARI (APC) said, his government will know no peace. And we are experiencing violence

2. During election campaign in Osun, APC threatened to run parallel government if they lose. APC won and there is peace

3. Ekiti state PDP won, I can't say who killed the ex NURTW boss (a. PDP Member), but Yet again violence

From the above brief analysis,
If APc wins, there is peace
PDP wins, there is violence

1. It means the opposing side is responsible for peace or violence

Let's fix the lines again.

If APC wins, PDP allows APC rule in peace
If PDP wins, APC allows PDP to rule but In violence (and use it as campaign strategy, hoping to win next elections)

2. who makes violent utterances?
Only APC is generally seen to be making provoking utterances

3. Violence is generally associated with extremist, people with strong religious beliefs, (ready to die for the ideologies they stand for)

This can be debated, between APC and PDP, which can be easily associated with extremist and folks with strong religious beliefs

I rest my case …
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PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose's Supporter And Ex-ekiti NURTW Chairman Has Just Been SHOT Dead. by Jmain: 8:57am On Sep 26, 2014
aljharem: Intimidation is the way of the APC even here on Nairaland
Are you feeling intimidated ?. . . Na wao for you oo !!
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 8:51am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: says the jargon-spouting, censorious,aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, id0tic, brain-damaged, imbec..ilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, and socially-ret....arded monkey..
Were you eulogizing yourself ? cos that above is the useless egg head we know . . . grin

pentagonal: once again jamiu where are my stolen lines or death awaits you and everyone connected to you before next week.
Doesn't it amaze you that all your death sentences ends here without a shred of substance . . . What if I continue posting next week . . .Will you accept you are a very worthless maggot worth pitying perennially grin . . .
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 8:36am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: everyone here knows you are an irrational brainless nitwit and an excuse for a living thing..
This part got me laughing so hard . . . . Imagine the resident brainless, dense, idiotic, imbec1lic, oafish, obtuse, senseless, and foul smelling eggheader having the guts to confidently point his accusing fingers at others grin . . .

It's so amusing to behold your jaundiced sense of judgment . . . .

pentagonal: [s]and it shall never be well with your entire lineage if you don't bring the line I stole.... you waste of natural selection, amadioha use thunder of a 7 days rain to kill every one in your family tree.
you and the other brainless gej @ss suckers need more advice, to go get a decent job and life. and stop living on saTAN stipends..
least I forget ara ra po gi everything connected to you and your entire lineage[/s].
Loads of repulsive trash as ever . . . .
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Traders Evicted Fom Ghanah by Jmain: 7:54am On Sep 26, 2014
Let the war begin . . . . . . .The thread will soon get very bloody . . . . .
PoliticsRe: Fed Govt To Rehabilitate Surrendered Boko Haram Members by Jmain: 7:51am On Sep 26, 2014
Godsfavour001: its a good move by so doing other members will also surrender and get pardoned and rehabilitated.i also pray d chibok girls should be surrendered to the govt.
This is a sure long term solution provided the Military brings swift death justice to those who seek to continually tow the path of carnage . . . .


Omeri added that any member of the sect apprehended without surrendering his weapons and arms would be brought to justice.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 7:41am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: so you can't match insult for insult...swear for swear nor curse for curse... you are a waste of space. let wait till Valentine day 2015 and see how Nigerians in unison will evict the most useless president in the planetary bodies from aso rock.. if not that your IQ is inversely proportional to your age.how can any sensible homo sapiens support the kaikai lord.
Dude, I will simply make you look foolish as ever, Who takes a renowned maggot like you serious these days. All you do is regurgitate stale worn out lines devoid of all originality cos they were all stolen from coog grin . . .

If I were you, I will seek to reengineer my image by reducing the fatal stupidity synonymous with the eggheader ID's; so that whatever curse words offered by me shall be taken seriously . . .

You are nothing but a comic relief around here embarassed. . . .
PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose's Supporter And Ex-ekiti NURTW Chairman Has Just Been SHOT Dead. by Jmain: 7:35am On Sep 26, 2014
aljharem: APC is a very desperate party and will kill anyone just to get in that position.
Imagine them seeking to throw a state into carnage simply because they will soon be eased out of power . . . . What manner of opposition seeks to precipitate chaos at all cost simply out of disgust that they were rightly rejected by the electorates . . . . angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 7:31am On Sep 26, 2014
Sibabasibaba1: This serial loser, democracy destroyer, coupist, dictator, despot, gerontocrat, hater of youths, etc. Thank you for coming out once more. That makes the job easier for PDP.



I hope your boys will not kill southern core members and loot southern shops in the north when you lose as you are wont to.
You spoke well . . . . .
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 7:28am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: [s]idi0t what the fvck is meenwhilehuh cretinous illiterate.... no one in your lineage both dead and alive can match my written till thy kingdom come...

if not that your brain fluid have been replace with a corrosive acid. why will you compare a man of buhari status with your good for nothing shkepe drinking black brained jonasatan. jamiu you are a perfect example why the worst of mankind should be denied the luxury of reproduction[/s].
Again, how will the dung above stop the cattle fvcking Buharetarrd from setting a presidential record of a fourth straight loss grin . . .
PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose's Supporter And Ex-ekiti NURTW Chairman Has Just Been SHOT Dead. by Jmain: 7:25am On Sep 26, 2014
saxywale: We have some bad losers...Aka, Agbero people's congress.lol
They should just get over it already. Ekiti is now under PDP. And to the guys shouting stomach infrastructure, after all...both party shared rice. ACN even had to pay some musicians like olamide to entertain voters using tax payers fund.
True talk . . . .APC is a party of Sour losers . . .
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 7:20am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: [s]

deformed troll is that not suppose to be the village title of the worm eating simpleton you call a father....

slowpoke...ic?? when your family tree is the model and s.i unit of imbec..ility, dumbness and every brain limiting function syndrome.... scamp oloshious olofo the same idi0t whose IQ is at par with the purchase power parity of the pesewas.

scamp goat and go tell the thieving otueke shkepe drinking Numbskull and all y'all paid simpletons to start getting prepared for life in dingy cells of our ever stenching and badly built penitentiaries[/s].
We have seen the bullshyte above a zillion times . . .please update your archives . . .

Meenwhile, how does the trash I had to read above stop the cattle fvcking buharettard from losing for the 4th straight time grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 7:13am On Sep 26, 2014
Opiosko: These people are falling for GEJ/PDP bait....i see 10 others declearing soon. Let them fight each othe to the death before PDP will show it's card.
Buharetarrd the cattle fvcker will be soundly defeated . . .Dude has never been a threat grin . . .
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 7:10am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: says the shyte and grass eating basstard, sired by shpeke drinking apes that killed themselves in recognition of the evil they did, by cursing the biosphere with your birth.

when buhari becomes the president, you and your brainless kai-kai drinking rretard of a president. should go and take your corner at the kirikiri penitentiary.

you cursed phool high on the same brain damaging sem..en fvcking with pej unicellular brain.
Coming from a deformed troll is quite rich . . . .

You haven't stopped sounding mo.ronic as ever . . .When are you going to change your stale worn out lines . . . .

Meanwhile, the failure of the cattle fvcking buharetarrd looms large . . . Am loving the scent already . . .grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 6:57am On Sep 26, 2014
pentagonal: your non functional brain need to be flog mercilessly like a cele pastor delivering a toddler from marine spirit. Ogun solder your yansh with thunder, you waste of ovum.
See the imbec:lic son of a bed ridden wh0re called eggheader forming things for me . . . .

Your cattle fvcking Buharetarrd shall be severely dealt with at the polls as ever . . .

Now you can resume your tears . . . .
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Jmain: 6:51am On Sep 26, 2014
The old cattle fvcker will be flogged mercilessly again.

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PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose's Supporter And Ex-ekiti NURTW Chairman Has Just Been SHOT Dead. by Jmain: 4:29am On Sep 26, 2014
Blaqsmith: Read what Kasali Oluwafemi Asiwaju(Fayemi supporter) posted on Facebook a day before Aderiye was shot.




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=632849786829115&id=100003122980249&refid=18
Just imagine this . . . . APC is evil . . . .
PoliticsRe: Ayo Fayose's Supporter And Ex-ekiti NURTW Chairman Has Just Been SHOT Dead. by Jmain: 3:30am On Sep 26, 2014
This simply shows the APC can't afford to play the opposition without resorting to assassination when the odds are against them.

So obvious why the first assassination is recorded even before the incumbent is eased out of office .

APC well done oo !!
PoliticsRe: Top B H Commander Arrested In Cameroun With Guns, Rpgs, Bombs. N A Alerted by Jmain: 8:02pm On Sep 25, 2014
The same Cameroonians wey sabi lie pass their Nigerian counterpart. . . .**smh**
ComputersRe: Your Experience With Spectranet Internet Services by Jmain: 7:54pm On Sep 25, 2014
dazekid: As far as latency goes,it is pretty stable,I stay at 1.5-2mbps when browsing and it is always above 2mbs when downloading or streaming so I think it should be pretty good for games..I don't have the wi-fi modem so I couldn't test the network on my PS3 but I'm guessing it should be just fine coz I once tried mtn on the ps and it worked well enough..Hope this helps. And also try to get info on whether spectranet is good in your area to avoid heartbreaking tales.
Okay thanks bruv, to be so sure abeg do speedtest.net test and pay attention to the ping in MS . . . Thanks a lot bruv grin.

P:S: Abeg no say my wahala too much abeg cheesy
ComputersRe: Your Experience With Spectranet Internet Services by Jmain: 7:28pm On Sep 25, 2014
dazekid: I'm based in Lagos bro,I just exhuasted my 20GB plan on saturday in 15daze,that's how well it works.I don't know about connecting online though,never even heard of it.Didn't your modem have the modem installation files in it coz I connect through the modem interface.Lastly do you have a wi-fi modem or a single user donglehuh (mine is a dongle)...
Bros what is your network latency ping, I play online games a lot and am also considering trying out spectranet.

What is your verdict please. Thanks . . .
PoliticsRe: Why FG Will Not Celebrate Shekau’s Death – Maku by Jmain: 6:25pm On Sep 25, 2014
shizzle11: unfortunately its not the case, as you can see one of the apc maggots quickly took second position to comment with his fish brain thinking he has said something sensible
Lolz . . grin
PoliticsRe: Shekau Before He Was Killed?: Did He Have To Be Killed? by Jmain: 4:48pm On Sep 25, 2014
Xfactoria: Those kind of people would not give any info/spill the beans. Keeping him alive would give cause to Boko Haram making demand for his release as a condition for releasing the girls.

The best thing is what they did, kill him!!!
Your head legit . . . .correct yarns . . .
PoliticsRe: Why FG Will Not Celebrate Shekau’s Death – Maku by Jmain: 3:46pm On Sep 25, 2014
barcanista: The death of Shekau I did not yield any result because BH played a fast one on us. They won the Psychological battle against the Government and the Military. They made everyone believe that Shekau is not dead with Shekau II making mockery of us. Even the President blabbed when asked about the Shekau's death in his media chat. That alone was a major setback to the insurgency fight and a major boost to the insurgents. But with this event, the insurgents are now in the state of awe. Their inspiration is gone as well as other top commanders. It is a Major boost to the Soldier Morale and the Country.

As for this, whatever it means... It calls for Celebration.


PS: Don't bring Hamas-Israel into this.
If that formidable Al Barnawi guy or whatever is still at large , he can simply take over and wreck more havoc. After all, he is the main military brute that runs the show on the field.

Yes , it is a major boost against the insurgents but that is never the end of it all. massive disarmament of the group in general is the ultimate.

Why shouldn't I bring the Israeli- Hamas angle when you referenced nations celebrating the decimation of top targets in foreign lands . . .
PoliticsRe: Why FG Will Not Celebrate Shekau’s Death – Maku by Jmain: 3:25pm On Sep 25, 2014
Omen100: kill yourself

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After you grin

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