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Greekgoddess:
No be only missing rib, na missing kidney

4 ur mind u wan use commando style recover abi
E fit b bad network o
Abeg make una wait. I wan rush go TFC go buy popcorn for this movie

misspicy:
my numbers are on...this is not uncle taiye

She's still in shock
Dis z REAL misspicy!
I think she's still going in disbelief

JimiCoker:
Bad belle

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah my belle o. Misspicy u rili crack me up.

JimiCoker:
Hehehehehe. I'm just keeping an eye on you. Your No is not going

My dear, there is no coincidence o.

misspicy:
serioously i have been.watching his style of chatting.....then he had to type wataguan


i just hope its a coincidence

Misspicy
Come let's mend a broken heart.

Dat awkward moment wen u nd ur uncle hv been playing daddy and mommy on Nairaland and u never knew u two wer related. or knew one another


Brb. I wan laf!

misspicy:
wataguan?
wait wait wait you sound like an uncle of mine and af been thinking its just coincidence when i saw your slum fill





UncleTaiye it this you

Hahahahahahahaha guy if u follow any of those relationship blogs ehn, U WILL NEVER GET LAID O. All those guys that post those shii r NERDS, GEEKS, that neva get any gal. Dey der dey bliv story telling. U never date genuine Capricorn babe that's y. Dey won't display any of those signs

Etemma1:
Many guys wonder whether women are attracted to them, mainly because women are much more subtle than guys when it comes to showing their attraction towards someone. However, once you know the secrets, spotting the signs is easy. Just one of these actions is enough to act on, more than one then go for it! Here are the ways women may show that they like you and want to sleep with you.

These are signs I'm sure you've observed before right? If she is sexually attracted to you, she will do the following:

1- She strokes her neck when talking to you.

2- She gazes at your mouth.

3- She tilts head to the side when speaking to you.

4- Her pupils dilate.

5 - She laughs at your jokes, even when they aren't funny.

6- She is happy listening to you even when you are talking rubbish.

7 - She holds eye contact with you and doesn't look around the room or at her friends. (Note – if she is nervous and it is just not her character to hold strong eye contact, she could still be interested.)

8- She is doesn't mind you touching her and entering her space.

9- She is willing to leave her friends and stay with you.

10-She laughs and hits you on the shoulder or back when you tease her.

11-She looks at you in a dreamy way.

12-She asks if you're single.

13-She uses your name in conversation.

14-She leans in towards you.


Knowing the signs that a girl is attracted to you is very useful, as it not only tells you whether or not to make the move but also helps to avoid crucial opportunities.

You can check out the rest of the signs as well as the secret of being completely irresistible to all women on the blog. This guy knows his onions


Source: http://relationshipslifestyle..com.ng/2015/12/how-to-tell-lady-is-attracted-to-you.html#more

Be thick skinned, not scared. There are some people like me who are just friendly . We are miles apart, nothing to be scared of, just don't share personal info...like ur SSN ...to anyone

belindanono:
lololo.....thanks so so much to you, estharfabian and mavor. I really appreciate and have taken all your counsels with gratitude. Gracias

guy! Buy sense, u no buy. Grow sense, u no grow. Na wa for u sha. Common sense no common

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
First of all its harmattan, and rains are long gone; Lastlt stop your asş licking, for all we know she could fücking be an impostor

She wants u dats y she keeps "hanging out" with u. Dey der dey dull! I can't explain shit here jare. It's nt easy being an ex-gamer

Chai. Nigerian PUAs sha. We plenty!

Racists sha!

RudzSA:
even after months absent Nigerian mentality still drops lower than oil prices ... Here's the truth .nigerians are base rats ..no one likes u ppl .. The truth and nothing but . Now we can go back to pretending ....

https://www.nairaland.com/1553594/improve-dating-game-here-see

Ask ur question der.

D advice will b to play a game called push-pull or another called cat-string (ask about both in dat thread)
Turn her on so bad that u 2 r about to hv sex (she must b topless but nt braless sha), nd stop, stand up, turn away from her, nd tell her maybe u shd just b friends.
Den wen she's feeling sorry nd starts touching u in apology, kiss her hard, push her on d bed, start d romance again but do it better, den tell her dat "this is so wrong". By d tym uve don dat like 3 times, she'll break up with d other dude after d rounds.

coolio321:
Hi everyone, this is my 1st thread on nairaland.
I urgently need an advice.

Am quite mature in age and a good number of my friends are married so am not a teenager.

I have not been in a relationship for sometime now due to some reasons. I met a girl recently and we became close. I like her so much, she visits me, we hangout, we talk almost everyday on phone, she even took me out once and we have kissed a couple of times.
The issue is that when I asked her out, she told me that she has a boyfriend and she only wants me as a friend. I persisted for awhile but she bluntly said that she's not leaving her boyfriend for me. My problem now is should I forget her and move on or should I hang on with the belief that she will change her mind. I also like this laidy a lot. I need sincere answers pleaeeessss.

Mikkyboy008:
My girlfriend no go gree

Mine too. Dev offered by gal 10 million in cash to leave me nd she declined. True story!

Can't yeye also mean silly?
Example: u yeye ehn! Meaning: ure so silly.
Una no sabi una pidgin again?

misspicy:
whatsapp again?

no no i dont do whatsapp

I knew u'll say dat. It's a classic way girls zone guys wen dey subconsciously want him to show he's gt more self worth dan them. U hv nothing to worry bout dear, gave d option for fun...extending friendship, nothing more. Ur answer wasn't a surprise dats y i didn't share my contact 1st

Happyfaced:
My dear... I feel ur pain. One Yeye guy just cheated on me too after three years. Get over it. God has a better plan.

Hey dear sorry o. Come let's talk about it.

Belindanono, keep hanging around the romance section. It'll be fun.

belindanono:
ok thanks. what is "yeye" "iffa" "maga"

Awww u will be so much fun . Has anyone ever noticed that Nigerian guys love teaching new things to their girls and learning from them?

ssweetorgasm:
lol can i tell u how to drive d cold permanently?

Now u just sound like a pervert

Estharfabian:
Mission accomplished.... she removed her peeksure...

You yeye ehn. Ure fun tho.
Belindanono, it's been wonderful being in this thread with you, misspicy d troublemaker, and estharfabian (dis gal u r a case). U all brightened up my day like i just took a dose of NZT.

belindanono:
Kylie is cute, she looks her age without waist trainers and stuff. Did u see her recent pix with some friends? You are between 18 - 21

lol. Wrong. Uve used up ur 3 trials.

Kylie Jenner isn't cute . She's an 18 year old dat looks 25 . Look at my picture and guess my age. 3 trials only.

belindanono:
buh I am not cute* have u seen Kylie Jenner? She's cute In between, esthar is only trying to forewarn me. I know public forums aren't good for people to talk about their personal life or make friends because stalkers lock around such places looking for easy prey, so I know what she's saying and reason I removed my picture I put earlier. So I appreciate their information and I still appreciate u guys cos you all are nice still

misspicy:
okay mention me there....am waiting

I hope u r imaginative o dearest. Say hi on whatsapp. It'll b loads of fun.

Estharfabian:
Jackpot!! You just heard bout 'em? You haven't actually met one? U shouldn't believe everything You read, ya know!?

OMG! You should really start running,...They're cute, no doubt....Buh extremely evil!

PS----How many PM's have You gotten so far!?? these guys would be all over you in No time!

Estharfabian, jor take am easy naw. I know Nigerian guys have messed u up, but nt all r evil. Take a look at me, for example, just want a friend.

Belindanono, i think she's just jealous coz ure cute . I wonder wat it z about u dat makes u different from the thousands of Nigerian ladies here. Hv u got a clue? Share!

belindanono:
Oh really? Maybe because I am hearing about few then, good to hear from someone in the pool, lol

Please pay no attention to her. What's your star sign?

misspicy:
am all eyes tell me

Tah. No b 4 here. If i post d game here, those naija playboys go use am dey zone chicks anyhow. This thread z a perfect example of what i mean https://www.nairaland.com/1553594/improve-dating-game-here-see

Why would a guy see dating as a game?
It's an art, a beautiful art

misspicy:

You like am...this one go drop bar easily fa

I like am die o. She's sweet
D kind dat luvs to cuddle

misspicy:
I understand......well if you come here more often you would shed the shy part of you

and why does Matt complain? don't tell me you allow him control you?

Misspicy, e don do. No spoil dis aunty mind. Oya mute! wish i knew ure birthdate, u seem like fun. D 2nd fun gal I'm noticing here on NL. The first was naijababe. Let's play a game nd I'll tell u 3 things about urself misspicy.

misspicy:
Another oyinbo don come talk trash....

No wonder Nigerian men keep scamming you people


Nairaland scammers association food don land o

Chai, gal, u wucked ehn