Romance › Re: Guys: handsome dudes, upload Your Pictures Here by jmaxjohn(m): 10:10am On Dec 14, 2015 |
R u done? funshy87: U are a first class mugu don't u knw when a girl is teasing u. How do u manage to comprehend wat they teaches u in schl? |
Romance › Re: Is President Barack Obama Gay Or Is It Just A Photoshopping Ingenuity? (photo) by jmaxjohn(m): 5:55pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
R u done? Pucaxo: Read the first paragraph of what you wrote.
Now scroll up and read "carefully" what the OP wrote.
I hope that by now you just realised that you're not just a fool but insipid dingbat with an I.Q the size of a bedbug. Mofo! |
Romance › Re: Is President Barack Obama Gay Or Is It Just A Photoshopping Ingenuity? (photo) by jmaxjohn(m): 2:35pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
The bible book of Proverbs talks of the fool being quick to speech. Fools will judge and type instantly without research. Read the bitter truth below. Op na cow!
Hardly a stranger to edgy advertisements, Italian clothing company Benetton continues its penchant for controversy with a new campaign that features images of various political and religious world leaders kissing
The company’s “Unhate” campaign launched Wednesday, with a mission to combat hatred and “contribute to the creation of a new culture of tolerance.” The Photoshopped images are racy by nature of its pairings, pitting leaders against their supposed political foes. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu locks lips with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, while President Obama gets up close and personal with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, among other pairings. The Washington Post reports that the ads are inspired by this kiss between Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev and East German communist leader Erich Honecker in 1979. SOURCE- TIME news online |
Romance › Re: You Need More Than Love by jmaxjohn(m): 12:53am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Sunnary abeg |
Romance › Re: Guys, What Motivates You To Carry On With A Relationship And What Turns U Off? by jmaxjohn(m): 8:53pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
It's amazing hw ppl open stupid threads nd type Lalasticlala at d bottom with d aim, abi na hope, of it becoming relevant  *spits* pueh |
Romance › Re: Am New Here by jmaxjohn(m): 8:16pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
My NL hrtbeat, misspicy, come welcome dis ur sista o. Missing u sha |
Romance › Re: Am New Here by jmaxjohn(m): 8:14pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Ehya . Come follow me chop eba  Pucaxo: I searched nd saw it too. Buh was waiting for her to shoot herself on the foot by giving any info contrary to what's on that blog. Then u came n spoilt it for me  |
Romance › Re: Am New Here by jmaxjohn(m): 8:12pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
adasexie: thanks nice one Dats my welcoming gift to u dear. We hv very smart guys here, don't b a fake. Dats ur 1st NL lesson. Ure welcome  |
Romance › Re: Am New Here by jmaxjohn(m): 8:10pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Am New Here by jmaxjohn(m): 8:08pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Am New Here by jmaxjohn(m): 8:04pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Am New Here by jmaxjohn(m): 8:00pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: I'm In Love With My Boss Who Is Married! by jmaxjohn(m): 7:53pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Simply answer this. Imagine u r a married woman, married to d CEO of a company, nd his assistant takes him away from u, ruining ur life nd happy home. How will u feel? Answer pls. Do to others wat u want to b done to u. Warning. If he's capable of leaving his wife, he's capable of leaving ur slutty ass jupiterp: This might seem disturbing to some people and i am sincerely sorry but i just i have to let this out and perhaps get help.
So I graduated from the University at a very young age and I got a job in a very big company in Lagos(Name Withheld.. I'm Sorry). Initially i was employed as an IT Specialist/Engineer and I was later promoted to being the direct assistant to the CEO of the company. Most times, I feel unnecessarily happy when he comes around. Even when he asks me to bring certain files/reports to him, i can move the whole thing at once to him but i would break it down at which i would take it to him 3 - 5 times so i can see his face.
I don't know if this is right or wrong with the fact that he is a married man. The day he was invited to Abuja for a meeting at the company's branch, i received the mail on his behalf, instead, i bugged his computer so he won't travel without me! Sometimes i feel that i can never have him as that is what my female colleagues say but another part of me wants to take him by force but i fear that i would ruin his family because now, he is starting to like me. He ensures i accompany him on any of his business trips(Local and International) the last time, he secured an hotel room for both of us. I was surprised as i did not expect to be with him in the same room.(Though nothing obscene happened).
At this point, i feel that if i continue to push the radar, i will get him! But I'm considering his family.. his wife! I dont know if he has a kid but i know he has a wife. He calls her often before during lunch time but now he doesn't! he spends more time with me. He got me a lot of gifts on my birthday in April(Gifts that got people talking.. but no one can say a word! He is the CEO).
I am in love with him though i haven;t told him but i think he knows and he is starting to like me too because he is mean with the male workers that come around me when he is around.
Please NL, Should i Quit and save his family? Or Still follow my desires? Your opinions are appreciated |
Romance › Re: How Do I Break Up? by jmaxjohn(m): 3:28pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Lol, e b like sey u dey school for laspotech. If I'm ryt, guy ur heartbreak just start. Those gals will use ur heart for science practical. neo19250: hey guyz i need ur advice.. i have been datin dz gurl since my secondary schl days, shes like d best girlfriend u culd hope for fair, endowed nd unlike oda girls she aint about d money, we entered lag together nd it was like nothn changed, we stil loved eachoda like wer stil in sec schl, fast forward few months ago my friends hav been teln me dev been seeing ma girl wid diff guyz shez pretty as hell so i thought d attention guyz giv her wz gettn to her, i ddnt say anithn nd pretended lyk i ddnt hear anithn even wen we wer 2geda, until i saw her in love garden(lag peeps shud knw) all loved up wid anoda guy, i dont want to gloat buh im actually nt bad, except fr my height sha(5'10).. i told her i wntd to brk up cuz iv been hearin stuffs buh ddnt tel her cuz i trustd her buh she jez confirmd everythng, she startd teln me stories f wah wev been thru.. blah blah blah nd explainin herslf, i forgave her cuz i stil luvd her, i jez turnd 18 recently nd im feeln smwht free, den i saw her again wid anoda guy in her faculty nd i knw if i bring up d brk up ish again she'l start explainin nd i stil love her buh i need to brk up, ma guyz r alredi using her to laff @ me smal smal  |
Romance › Re: How Do I Handle A Cheating Husband by jmaxjohn(m): 12:35pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
WiLdFLame: Omo forget...didnt u see my monicker...am da best in all dis area....pls a bad punishment to badass him pls? Ure just hurting ur already obviously weakened heart. Der z 1 way to stop ur husband from cheating, but i won't tell if u won't explain. Does he know dat u know he's cheating? |
Romance › Re: How Do I Handle A Cheating Husband by jmaxjohn(m): 12:23pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
WiLdFLame: abeg save me d explanation jare....i nid punishment ideas not some many questions abeg! I will not pass on judgement without knowing how and coming to a conclusion y he cheated (nt justifying y he cheated). All romancelanders share d same sentiment. If u can't help us understand den u don't need our punishment tips |
Romance › Re: How Do I Handle A Cheating Husband by jmaxjohn(m): 12:17pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
How did u know he's cheating? |
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Romance › Re: Guys: handsome dudes, upload Your Pictures Here by jmaxjohn(m): 11:13am On Dec 12, 2015 |
badinfluence: Some guys no just get sense.. dem don rush dey upload.. perhaps they're hoping to get laid Dem foolish na |
Romance › Re: Guys: handsome dudes, upload Your Pictures Here by jmaxjohn(m): 11:09am On Dec 12, 2015 |
funshy87: If truly dat face belong to u, u av a pretty innocent look: my type of geh. Whatsapp me:08106943700 there is a lot u will like abt me Chai God! Wat a low self esteem perverted maggot. Wen a random gal gives u a sexy compliment, never giv a sexy reply, fool. It gives her beta value more dan u, nd gals subconsciously hate having more value dan d men. A simple word like "respect" or "tnx" wudv made u seem more matured. Goat! |
Romance › Re: Some Nairaland Guys Re Sadist. by jmaxjohn(m): 9:52am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Mehn, suckups all saying respect. Luvly construct tho. End time comment.  #added D only reason y i bliv NL gals react this way z coz of their inability to hv d guy dey desire in d real world, and low selfesteem guys here wu keep flooding dem with praises and PMs making dem feel like Cleopatra. Indeed only an immature, nt underage, gal will react by opening such a thread to vent her frustration |
Romance › Re: Some Nairaland Guys Re Sadist. by jmaxjohn(m): 9:51am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Bro, she did say 'some'. JimiCoker: Lol. Sometimes I wonder how you ladies define the term 'real man', especially on an online forum like NL. What characteristics do you think real men ought to possess? I guess a real man should be; Quiet: Really, you logged into a forum hoping to meet quiet guys? The irony. Docile: Wow, weak-minded men that are too lily-livered to speak their minds turn you on? Wonderful. Sheepish: You like guys that just agree with every trash that proceeds from your mouths because you have the almighty 'F' beside your moniker huh. Woman-wrapper: E-warriors that hyperventilate when anyone as much as opposes the view of one small girl he's crushing on.
I don't think so. I think your idea of a real man is more like: Senseless sycophants (aka the 'likers'): Guys that like every single garbage you have to throw at them. Believe me, I've seen comments like "lol" or "kk" from girls that generated 18 likes  Mr. Moneybags: The guys that are willing to send you recharge cards so they get to keep calling you and help you subscribe on your BB so they get to keep chatting with you. Mr. Low self-esteem: These are real men that send hundreds of PMs daily and give asinine compliments to random chicks like "I love your smile", all to inflate the already bloated ego of some low IQed low life parading herself as 'fine geh'.
From my post its obvious that many guys here aren't 'Real Men', no we're sensible men that won't throw away our pride and integrity to please some online nonentity. So pls you ladies, by all means go try your luck with the guys in autos and cartalk, I'm sure they're all 'Real Men.' Truth is that women don't know what they want. They are confused, moody, illogical and temperamental, and these unending mood swings obviously impairs their sense of judgment and they know it. We don't blame you for it, that's just how you were created, but don't throw it in our faces either.
Ps. Its not like there are any real women on NL anyway. All I see are a bunch of boring, unintelligent, poorly educated, ill-mannered, greedy, underage, ugly, selfish beggars that think life revolves around opening their private parts and making outrageous requests. Then there are the underage girls that have fairy tale fantasies of one day meeting a tall, dark, wealthy, handsome and loving Prince Charming, while they themselves are short, fat and ugly. |
Romance › Re: Help!!! My GF Threaten To Leave Me For Being Too Quiet by jmaxjohn(m): 9:47am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Pls people, answer this. What makes a guy an introvert? Guys r natural risk takers, but y wud some guys turn out to b introverts? |
Romance › Re: Some Nairaland Guys Re Sadist. by jmaxjohn(m): 8:45am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Na wa. D fury of a woman makes NL guys tremble. |
Romance › Re: Help!!! My GF Threaten To Leave Me For Being Too Quiet by jmaxjohn(m): 8:34am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Take note, relationships like urs rarely work out. 1. Do u hv anything u cud teach her? Something new often, it cud bring u outta ur shell more. It seems u r nt impacting knowledge to her nd she's now bored of u 2. If u r impacting knowledge, den she doesn't appreciate u for u. 3. Unless u wanna read d book ART OF SEDUCTION (der may be help in der to bring u out of ur shell), u cud read this on Forbes. Hope it helps http://www.forbes.com/sites/deborahljacobs/2012/07/24/how-to-turn-an-introvert-into-an-extrovert-or-vice-versa/4. #added it seems like d genuine communication btwn u 2 z just 2 weak, try singing a song tgeda...errrr if ur voice gud sha |
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Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy Note 4 And Tecno Phantom 5 (confused) by jmaxjohn(m): 2:24am On Dec 12, 2015 |
safo99: Am going to buy a fone dis xmas period.. Am confused on wat to get.. The old and capable note 4 or the new and trendy tecno phantom 5.. Need ur opinion on this guys... Lol. U mumu sha. Note 4 |
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Romance › Re: She Said I'm A Boy And Not A Man, I Really Love Her #sad.. Pics by jmaxjohn(m): 2:20am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Guy u r weak! Damn! Ask a warri girl to help u develop jealousy, women luv d trait, but it can kill u sha. U r weak, boy, weak like limp noodles. |
Family › Re: Guys Can You Do This? (photos) by jmaxjohn(m): 2:11am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Yawns! Been der, done dat! Mehn d experience wey i don gada 4 life, e plenty o  |
Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by jmaxjohn(m): 7:28pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
Lol. Sorry. I'll just shut up nw. I'll rada teach a guy hw nd wer to fish dan hand him d fish. If u need help, b ready to read nd research for it. Don't b lazy! Yes xxxtedyxxx z doing great, but he knows dis isn't d ryt way to rili help guys here. D problem with guys here is their self esteem, nd dat needs work 1st. D only help i can giv u z a link to d best PUA books. Read dem. Come out of ur fvcking shell. Nd den u can b truly helped. After all i didn't become dis gud with any help. I read. I researched. I practiced all alone. I failed. I watched PUA videos by Tyler nd d rest. I practiced. I got beta. Nd nw I'm confident, nt a bloody suck up UniqueGem: Okay its quite simple here. Why not you and your cohorts claiming to know the ins and outs of PUA take over here. Abi dem tire una hand. Guys are posting their problem here, instead of helping- you are waiting for xxxtedyxxx to reply so you can tell him how wrong he is. |
Family › Re: It Turns Me On Seeing My Wife Hurt, Sad Or In Pain by jmaxjohn(m): 8:34am On Dec 10, 2015 |
Gladly  missyadorable: You are not a husband! I was referring to married men not bachelors! dating/courtship is scam..both parties do anything to impress the other and hide their bad sides.Marriage is the reality...Get married first! 1 month after,come and tell me how many minutes you spend making your wife laugh |