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Hahahahahaha guys with low self esteem will bliv this sha. I'm beginning to realize how much some guys here need psychological help.

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Gbam. True Sagittarius here! Dec 11

Dey deceive ursef

Choirmaster, i hope u know hw to read well.
Oya read this place

https://www.nairaland.com/1553594/improve-dating-game-here-see

Emzyme:
3:45pm

a friend of mine, decided to take myself nd a frnd out to drink, high up.

We each took 4 bottles of guiness, and urs truly was still gallant, THE Discussion then focus on my inability to get a G.F ,i am naturally SHY sha

We finished drinking walked back home,
Sat in front of Mama o**( the lady who sells provision in front of my lodge, saves my life most tyms**)


Then these three (3) sharp fyn looking girls came to buy somethings
Trust guys , we plotted d attack formation
We were equally numbered that is if u added me

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I felt nervous even under the influence of 4 bottles
Bt i went along with the plan.

7:57pm

They walked pass, my niggas took their positions
So it was remaining one girl...for me
I reacted late sha, walked up to her in a Choirmaster way hands, hands akimbo

8:04pm

I approached but now she was with the other girl with one of the guys that is
2girls to 1 guy..why?
So to signal my guy to release the girl
Me: wollop nigga( he coded and quickened his pace leaving one girl for me)
Me: watsup, hw u doing
She: cul, u
I thought it was going well till
Me: so wats ur name?
She: sorry i dont tell strangers my name.......(and she kinda zoomed off or so i thought
Me:??
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So my niggas went on , kept talking with their catch , while i had to endure , watching them

I dont knw , wat went wrong, hw can i improve, ?
Ur suggestions....
Anyhow sha my lodge guyz have started a new trend my "Choirmaster walk"
so whenever they wanna grt they walk that way and say

"Wollop"
Hi
Wats ur name??
So u dont have name ....bye;!!!

Cc:Mystic1 ,Kingsley1000 ,kennykg ,chisun27 ,jonaifame22 ,cutehector, durentt ,adaksbullet, xxxtedyxxx,ClassCaptain,farano

NOBODYY:
All these dudes with low self esteen seff

I tire o

Oyind17:
Romanceland trolls have invaded family section. Even this one too dey reach here? I give up

We r legion. We r many. We plenty die. We r dynamic. We r spontaneous. Nd u know without us dis thread go boring

KashyBaby:
Tnxxx I got it now

U wlc dear

KashyBaby:
Yes can u plz send me on my email?

Done. Pls lemme know if d image opens.

He been dey him babe haus jare.
All dees fyn boys, we know dem

U r emotionally unstable o. So me wu just spent d last 4 hours, an entire nyt, making my fiancé laugh her ass to tears, i b alien abi. . Hv u eva had a man dat makes u genuinely happy wer ur happiness z his goal? I doubt it! But it's possible aunty

missyadorable:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. Most Nigerian husbands derive happiness seeing their wives sad in pains,thats why they are professionals in doing things that will always hurt her...Matured Men who wooed,dated and courted their wives before marrying out of their own free will still make sure they make the women sad.How much more you who was forced into an early marriage? Treat her anyhow you like,she won't leave you.sHe will swallow it all for life.Her unmarried age mates have only 3years more to hit the age 25,that becomes a crime,sin and disgrace to be single.She wouldn't want to join that desperate flock.So be a typical man and continue making her cry.The tear gland of a Nigerian wife never dries up

KashyBaby:
I did that...but when the downloading was done & I tried to open it, it says cant open the content

Beta still, lemme send u a Google drive link to get it from

KashyBaby:
I did that...but when the downloading was done & I tried to open it, it says cant open the content

Mine opens just fine. U may need to rename d file type to xxxxxxx.jpg but that's complicated. How do i mail u d pix?

KashyBaby:
I'm using Google chrome...do u mean I'll save that pic from here (thread)?

Yup. Just hold on d pix, nd click save image. Gbam

Hahaha dat z d end niyen. Neva ask a woman dat question. Start from square 1

mekd:
Teddy d boss.. I dof my hat fr you..Your doing a nice job here...meanwhile there is this girl, we attend the same church..I like her ( I no mind to marry her ooo.cos she oozes qualities of a wife material) I won't say shes perfect though. So I got her number sometime late last month since then we've been chatting well. somedays ago in between our chat I asked her if she is engaged But she demanded to know y am asking,I told her I was going to tell her why.. after her answer. Her answere was it's complicated right now.when she demanded to know why I asked I told her i fancy her n she is the exact kind of a woman I dreamt of having as a wife ooo actually she said am being too raw ooo and perhaps such things come as being friend first .so bro Teddy I don't really understand wat she meant by its complicated and and didn't bother to ask. Now am begining to wonder if i bleeped up or not by being too direct Wat do you suggest I do next

KashyBaby:
Nope not yet...

U using a mobile browser? Maybe chrome or Firefox?

D pastor z a fool niyen. An unreasonable fool. Na so Jesus 4 behave? Can't u discipline dem after marriage? D standards of Jehovah's Witnesses r d best. Dis kyn tin, dey go let una marry finish, enjoy d day, enjoy ur honeymoon b4 dey giv una d discipline.

Onila, someone showed concern 4 ur cause nd ure der fytin fools . Wats ur problem? . It seems u hv dis under control.

Miami11:
I agree marrying a citizen is the easiest most efficient way to get papers onila, which country are we talking about?

bigtt76:
You guys need a baby to really make this work that cry of the little baby will touch that your seemingly wicked heart melting it down like butter scorched by heat. She loves you more than thoughts of her father disowning her trust me. Give it a chance and be blessed.

D truth z dat such a man will end up being brutal at d annoying cries of d luvly baby. He'll love d child deeply but will display NO NATURAL AFFECTION 4 his wife. So let's fix dis broken man b4 we introduce a baby, or he'll just raise an emotionally scarred child.

KashyBaby:
Where can I get this pic? I wanna send this to my crazy Chelsea fan friends

Gotten d pix?

Guy, where do u stay? Let's take a walk nd talk man to man. We cud walk on d beach. Bring ur wife along, I'll bring my gal. We'll leave her to play with d waters while u nd i hv a heart to heart talk.

Daily12:
This might sound obscene to some people, as i do not intend to hurt anyone feelings but i seriously need help. I dont know if i can continue this or not. But i would be short and straight, and i hope you guys can help me. Please

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I married my wife 2 years ago and we were very young. Our parents kind of forced us into it. My dad said i must marry her so that he can cement his friendship and contract with her father. Her own Mum told her she must marry me so that the family business would continue and the name stands since its a joint venture. So, technically, our parents used us both for business! I was only 23 she was just 19 approaching 20. She was 20 the Sunday after our wedding. That is not really the problem here, the problem is I enjoy seeing my wife in pain! It turns me on when she cries or she is sad. It makes me feel closer to her.

And as a result of this, Sometimes i deliberately do things to hurt her feelings. I scold her at every opportunity! I pick a fault in her every action. I complain about everything. I even condemn whatever she does just so she can feel bad and possibly cry. That is my intention. It has become like a drug and i'm an addict. I cannot stay without it.

In fact, sex is not what i want even when we have sex i am aggressive and mean so she can feel excessive pain. It suppose to bother me but it doesn't, it makes me feel happy.

Long story short, I think i am not normal or maybe its a fetish i don;t know but whatever this is, my wife is at the receiving end of it and she is receiving the bad side. Please mature persons, i need your advice. Divorce is impossible, our parents would disown us. so that is why she is still around and i am not surprised she did not file for divorce or report my wicked actions. She is just "Swallowing It" because her father might just disown her or cut her off from his expenses. And same applies to me, i am starting to love her and i dont want to keep on hurting her and i was thinking of ending the marriage so she finds someone better but my mum said she must not hear it and i know my dad wont find it funny. So its impossible to separate from each other and its somehow impossible for the pain she is going through to stop because I am the pain, and i want to fix this.

Thank You all.

Xxxtedyxx ure teaching suckers bro. Did u nt mention dat d 1st rule book says "a PUA never spends on d gal" unless d rapport nd kino test has been established and validated as an IOI?

I know u used a dictionary. It's obvious that all words der wer in precise alphabetical order, d kind of alphabetical hierarchy u get from going thru a dictionary from letters A-Z.
Dats quite lazy swidy. U need to b flogged 4 strategizing such an insult

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You need to be ráped in the ass for asking this totally ridiculous, ludicrous, and preposterous question!

then, i'll probably blame Your tiny ass for being Rapèd!!!!!

osedvgirl:
It can never be like real, soft and succulent

Hmmm

Guys wit poor self esteem dat can get deir own women. Mtcheeew.

Guys wit poor self esteem dat cant get deir own women. Mtcheeew.

Wahala dey o. I nd my bae don do every one except number 3 nd 9, but na we finish eesh oda sentence pass
So weesh kyn couple wee be? Op!

ssoftappless:
yes u were, "take it or leave it.

Y wud a guy act so clingy like a gal? . Can u pls answer dat!

ssoftappless:
yes he was, anyproblem with that?

Lol. I wasn't

misspicy:
was he addressing you?

Lol. My wife nd pikin fyn dear. I hope sey cold no hold u dis tym.

Hey switz, let it b. Mawnin jimi pikin. U sleep weh so?

misspicy:
k

Michellla:
which shy ? try kissing a guy in public here in nigeria and watch them stare at you like you just killed someone.
people arent shy.they just dont do it to avoid unwarranted gawky stares

I did it, i still do it. After d 1st tym, it gets easier nd den u realise dat ppl wey dey look r jealous dat dey can't express themselves like dat so dey size u up with bad names to feel gud # ICARENOT

I once kissed my bae passionately in public dat a man approached us nd told us "God go bless una with twins" nd left; weird enough dats wat my bae prays nyt nd day for even b4 d kissing incident
He was drunk, i guess dats wat gav him d boldness to walk up. If he wasn't, den I'm sure he wudv been like d rest of d bad belle onlookers.

As long as kids ain't there, I'm fine with it.

KashyBaby:
I don't believe in bad publicity
Yeaaah I met a lot of Nigerians along the way and they are truly warm and kind..I think this is enaf for me to believe in positive side

Gbam. I like dis aunty ehn! ;DMake i follow u sef.