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Yh. Wide awake, tv series watching

Clara16:
Oya try dix I am something, a lot of people don't like me, including you.but I'm called upon anytime one is injured.i like playing with pregnant women, I'm a 5 letter word, and if my last letter is put before 1st letter, I become a name of a country, WHAT AM I?

Chai op, u mumu sha. U no know sey Google z our friend abi. U owe d guy ur heart sha

cruzita:
where this one escape from?

Don't hv tym to trade words with u, boy. Watching CNN online.

zendy:
The only thing that caught my eye was the hot slap that was about land on the guy

Mtcheeew. Police brutality!

cruzita:
why u come resemble Egyptian mummy na

Nd u look like reformed prisoner abi? mtcheeew

vickkie579:
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Aiit. Ure welcome! Follow or send an email to show u d ropes. It's loads of fun, enlightening nd educational here.

Precel1:
So you also gave her your number or was it written at the back of the naira notes?

D guy can lie ehn

Slow it down gal. Save them up. Let us savor the previous ones 1st. While we hunger 4 more, u gather them up nd giv us a blast tomorrow...or weneva.
U did good ellechrystal, relax nd enjoy d day dear.

An applause for d op. Nyc thread

Estharfabian:
Thankyou... This is nice!

Dat last peeshur on numba nine z nor real o. Dats d only untruth I've saw so far

I love this!
As much as i wudv loved to follow, can't add my name to d list of guys, haba .
Just sent an email instead.

Lemme redirect una attention to a better thread. https://www.nairaland.com/2788609/woman-bites-into-condom-sandwich

SAs now put condoms - probably used - in their food

Make all of una STFU abeg . Una noise don do

If u canor post d full story hia, abeg no open thread oga. Thou shall not b redirected from NL

Weyrey

kidgod:
Can someone summarize it for me?

Dey plenty abi

Estharfabian:
Yes please!

Back in Grade school...he was so sweet! he gave me his pencils, erasers and Crayon...The cutest!

Can't remember his name tho...Was it Justin? Charles? kyle?

U c y i love u. U can pray wucked wucked prayer ehn.

misspicy:
okay listen up

Trailer ibukun yo subu lu o

oko ori re you gba e so nu

Tipper alaifia yo ko e me ru

wa de mortuary idunu

wa sagbako owo nla

aba mi omo alalubarika lolorun yo fi ta o lore


ese amin adura alagba

Misspicy.
If i slap my girl, she'll forgive me (e no mean sey she gentle o), that I'm sure of (she has forgiven me of worst crimes...like not showing up for our daughter's end of d year party ...errr it's complicated lol ). However, what kind of a boy will a such man be? Putting hiz gal thru pain! I'll never forgive myself, nd by d way, a real man doesn't let his emotions get the best of him to d extent of raising a fist on his woman.

#moded

How u dey take laf dat ur laf sef
Kikikikiki
D slap was hot but i loved it, e gif me nu lyf focus.
No gal has ever been dat bold b4. It even surprised her i didn't get mad.
Pray for me dear, no worry she go receive am abundantly

misspicy:
Give me her number i want to pray for her.....see as she reset your brain...now you are sensible

D 1st day i set eyes on my current girl, nd only gal, nw fiancé nd wife to be, wu i met on 2go...after 2yrs of chatting nd loving...dats wat she did before kissing me openly in d bus park. Na shakara.

My dear swthrt, gud mawnin. Hwz d cold?

Estharfabian:
Really? lecture me!

loving it misspicy

misspicy:
chisos 7?

thats so not me




morning how is the cold?

misspicy:

Oh dat gt ur attention! Mawnin!
I been wan mention 7 b4

misspicy:
that is one...there is more

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Issokay

Ohhhhh so unfair na twas fun watching.
u shdv given her at least 1 sleepless nyt. Well I'll do d same if i wer in ur shoes tho
D galz nawti tho
#teamgentlemeninblaq

JimiCoker:
Lol, you're lucky I actually like you, if not I'd have tortured you for as long as possible. I'm not uncle Taiye

chai. U can lie! U say u been no dey whatsapp earlier tday o
I haf carsh uuuuu
Misspicy, hw long hv u known nd been playing daddy nd mommy with jimicoker. I mean as a moniker.

misspicy:
wait like really...you had to put on does shows? and change name?....when will you be back?u coming for christmas? you whatsapp is not delivering

I don return . I no c popcorn so i buy speedy biscuit nd 2 pure water.

misspicy:
seriously i still hope its a coincidence