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Just read d op's post nd i gotta say....
Wu b dis mumu? D book of Proverbs says dat d naive person blivs every word.
B worried bout making ur relationship work, nt things dat gross u out about ur gal.
Anyone wu blivs in bullet point 1 doesn't hv genuine luv for his woman.
Anyone wu blivs in point 2 is obviously ignorant.
Anyone wu blivs in point 3 has neva dated a gal with heavy flow.

Abbykem:
1. It’s a biological fact that menstruating makes you less attractive to men. Facts about your period: A man’s testosterone levels are directly affected by a woman’s scent, which changes during a menstrual cycle. One study where men sniffed the T-shirts of women who were ovulating showed the men’s testosterone levels spike, while testosterone decreased when they sniffed T-shirts of women who weren’t ovulating.
2. It’s also a biological fact that menstruating makes you hornier. The hormone progesterone is said to lower a woman’s libido. Yet while menstruating women produce less progesterone, which makes them likelier to crave sex during this phase.

3. The average total amount of blood lost during a period is anywhere from two tablespoons to half a cup
The average amount of blood lost during a menstrual phase is around three tablespoons. This includes blood clots. Any blood loss totaling a cup or more could be the sign of a serious medical problem.

Gbam. I cud kiss u ryt nw iffa wasn't engaged. Tell dem o.

VenusBetty:
Menstruation don't make you hornier, ovulation does

D repeated quotes nd ur use of guys caught my interest. U know I'm special, iffa giv my reply nw, u fit vex. Make i talk?

misspicy:
Why are guys always feeling awkward about a lady menstruating?

you hear things like

1)she can't cook my food when she is on my period

2)i can"t sleep on the same bed with her

3)i can't allow her visit during her period


guys why why why

Dat smelly thing made u. Just saying

misspicy:
ewwwwww,that smelly thing?

I'd rather miss

Wat z cute about it? 2 kids nd still nt married to d beeeatch! Talk about friends with benefit. If d topic changes from girlfriend to wife, den it'll b cute. Wat z he scared of?
D consistent one. Consistent on bench nd bedroom, no go score goal for real field. Shebi una don pursue s special one, make i c d manager wey una go bring

Why do u rili want help?

Lol. Never mind

Emac34:
Why cnt u guys appreciate someone courage for ones
Can u do dat
Just asking no offence

Thank u for ur patience. Welcome baq from d break
Now dat d witches hv reconnected...i still dunno wat dey hv planned coz i can c Oshogbo Weed, Ipodo Weed, Agege Weed, Jamaican Weed and empty bottles of Alomo Bitters, Kerewa, Kogbebe, Ibile, Durosoke, Dadubule, Action Bitters, Koboko, Ogidigba, Pasa Bitters, Osomo nd orijin with Darvens brain inside basket...so this isn't going to b gud

D interview z currently experiencing transmission difficulties. Please enjoy dis advert while d witches in his village try to reconnect with d possessed host

Daniel, d witches in ur village hv nw kept ur brain aside nd r using ur empty skull to share orijin

i thought dis interview was about Daniel. Nd nt his numerous failures in women

Darven:
What's her name?

Wen u c a freshly confirmed mad man on d road, wat else do u c? Nigerians gadad around him. So wat wer doing no bad

DonChippy:
See as Romanceland gather dey look this boy.

D witches in ur village r singing only me by 2face nd clapping *in cele rhythm* 4 u.

Darven:
There was a time I created a thread saying she was a guy, but I did that just to be sure I wasn't crushing on a fellow guy, because there are a lot of fake female monikers on this forum.

I think that made her hate me

Drops26:
I hate stingy men. @ op besides ur response is immature. What if she was actually stranded.

Which kind of useless stranded. She's indoor at 7:30 nd can't go out again! wu b ur houseboy wey u wan dey send message. If she can't go out again by dat tym, den d op deserves to b stranded too.
Personally I'm nt against sending a gal airtime, done it nd still do it, but 4 d ryt reasons nd d ryt person.

I'm nt one to judge coz d op's details r little. We dunno wu d gal z to him (dats d deciding factor). But if she's one of those 2go kind of gals, abeg make she go hustle.

Derz d pix

Wat phone do u use?

tomzee2:
how do I get the unzipping software on my phone pls

My advice......
Every lady's secret z in her phone. Buy her something nice, den pay her a surprise visit.
Don't let her c u yet, call her, ask of her whereabouts (i pray she doesn't lie), watch her from a distance, take notes like a detective.
Wen she's either home, free, dats if u neva c wetin go make u cry, approach her nd playfully take her phone nd browse thru.
If u c or hear wetin fit make u cry, den just walk up to her while smiling nd give her d gift, go home (dis z very important), den live ur life.
Don't let it b obvious uve been hurt, den after 2 days or more, call her nd calmly tell her everything u saw.
If she truly loves u, her brain will reset nd she'll b very sorry (dats if she's cheating).
I pray, for ur sake, dat she's nt.

Don't worry! The entire country is in a state of confusion.

Lol. Op don indirectly buy wife, pikin, friend, gossiping neighbor, and pet, all in one bird. Huge responsibility! But it's lovely.

tomzee2:
mehn why re u playing with guys in here what stupid link is this no pdf file to download

Guy hw ur sense manage b like dis na?
It's a ZIP archive file that u need to extract to c d PDF files inside
Its named "knowledge nt wisdom" coz dis shit won't make u wise, just smart.

I'm feeling generous
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bzv2glmeJdS2MVNfdDg3akxLcnc/view?usp=docslist_api
It was originally created as 1st guide to help a friend, now it's 4 u all.
If u feel d books here r irrelevant den u laq d patience 2 b a PUA. After reading d game, i suggest u dive into Art of seduction, den d rest.

nw y wud i do dat? I'll define it extensively if u rili want to know.

sickstars:
No i haven't what is it all about.
if you want to insult me come out straight why pass backyard to insult me

Have you ever heard of "dual induction massage"?

sickstars:
1-7 all me

Demons o.

Ever heard of demons?

No rig am o. All dez NL politicians gawd my head hurts

donTbone:
Hmmmmm... bravo! lets c who wins

1. The elephant z just another vision illusion called completion figures
Near the ground, u can count five different elephant feet.
If you cover up the ground, u can only see four limbs extending from the torso.....oh gosh...didn't i say i didn't wanna mess up my brain??

2. Moving Illusons are static images where you can see illusory motion due to color contrasts and shape position.
Often, you'll see waving effect or spinning effect.

I just took one of those 1 minute naps dat felt like 4 hours, nt ready to mess up my brain with a moving illusion. But d image z static.

4. Turn d Lincoln picture around and you'll c Lincoln unhappy. I think he lost d election just another illusion

3. I can see the baby, its foot is on the tree trunk and it spreads right across the picture, the babys face is under the tree branches

I overheard a man say dey wiped his account clean of his 88000 ngn, while he was still on call with d guy

emeijeh:
John Edward ko, Frank Edwards ni
Ignorant and naive Nigerians will still fall Victim for this end of year scam.

**in lasisi69's voice....... Endtime **