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LiteratureRe: "Feddie Girl" By Nona David -- Now available in NIGERIA by Joan4427(op): 7:49pm On Feb 08, 2010
"Feddie Girl: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School" by Nona David is now available in the following Nigerian cities:

Lagos, Port Harcourt, Abuja, Enugu, Onitsha, Owerri, Aba, Nsukka, Benin, Kaduna, Ibadan, Asaba, and Makurdi.

See further contact details on https://bernardbooks.com/gpage1.html
LiteratureRe: "Feddie Girl" By Nona David -- Now available in NIGERIA by Joan4427(op): 4:38pm On Feb 01, 2010
Not anytime soon I think.
LiteratureRe: "Feddie Girl" By Nona David -- Now available in NIGERIA by Joan4427(op): 12:14am On Jan 25, 2010
This thread will be updated periodically with current promos, discounts, and news of the "Feddie Girl" title from Bernard Books Publishing so stick around.  wink

Joan Peck

Bernard Books Publishing
https://bernardbooks.com
LiteratureRe: FEDDIE GIRL Novel: For all ex-boarding school students. Check this out!!!!!! by Joan4427(op): 3:32pm On Jan 23, 2010
We have an on-going promo on "Feddie Girl" You don't want to miss this!

This title is now selling for only $9.99 on Amazon.com Was $19.99 (50% discount). Those of you in US, Canada, and UK may want to take advantage of this low price. This offer won't be available for long, so act now!

Also, if you buy directly from the publisher at full price ($19.99), you get two copies instead of one. Publisher is offering a "Buy One Get One FREE" promo for a limited time. Act now! You won't get this deal anywhere else! [url]https://bernardbooks.com/links.html
[/url]

If you wish to obtain this novel in NIGERIA, please visit https://bernardbooks.com/gpage1.html for a list of cities and the responsible Sales Agents and the phone numbers to call.

Here's some info on this title:

FEDDIE GIRL is an international adventure/thriller about the experiences of an American teenager in a Nigerian (West Africa) boarding school. This novel offers a unique reading experience--witty, fun, and exhilarating. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Author: Nona David
Publisher: Bernard Books Publishing, Ohio, USA https://bernardbooks.com
Publication Date: February 2010
Copyright: July 2009
Type: US Trade Paperback
Page No: 400
ISBN: 978-0-9824526-0-8
SAN: [/b]858-2041
[b]Deal: [/b]Buy One Get One FREE (Only from the publisher; For a limited time only)

[b]Novel Back Blurb:


Carlotta Ikedi (A.k.a Feddie Girl) has never liked school. Not in California. Not in Oklahoma. When her exasperated parents ship her off to boarding school–in West Africa–Carlotta faces a life, culture, and existence unlike anything she’s ever known.

School rules and regulations, rising bell, lights-out, manual labor, inspections, dining time, prefects, punishments, mean bunkmates, and visiting days–it’s all here. But author Nona David takes Carlotta’s story a step further when her adventures lead to unfortunate incidents that threaten to drive her American family into the clutches of infidelity and organized crime.

Boarding school doesn’t get any better than this…

For those who have experienced the boarding school life, the adventures of Feddie Gir[/i]l will bring those memories crashing back… For anyone else, get ready to see the world as [i]Feddie Girl.

Read Excerpts and Reviews of this novel: https://bernardbooks.com/gapge.html

Get this book on Amazon.com: [url]http://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Adventures-American-Nigerian-Federal/dp/0982452608/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259009936&sr=8-1
[/url]
Join the "Feddie Girl" Fan page on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/pages/Feddie-Girl/62373092169?ref=nf

LiteratureRe: I Need Criticism! If You've Got A Good Taste, Drop Some. by Joan4427(f): 3:24pm On Jan 23, 2010
^^^ Hi Myne,

Thanks a lot for the vote of confidence. Your comment makes me feel as though I should pick up my pen and actually write a novel of my own instead of just publicizing others' works (just kidding--I love my job as a publicist).

You are Myne Whitman, the author of the romance novel "A Heart to Mend" right? Congrats! It's not everyday you meet one who's willing to surf the tight waters of writing and put in all it takes to get it published. How has the journey been for you? Hope you find it rewarding cheesy

I wish you all the best with your writing career!

Joan
Literature"Feddie Girl" By Nona David -- Now available in NIGERIA by Joan4427(op): 1:23pm On Jan 22, 2010
Hi all,

I just want to give you updates on our recent promo on "Feddie Girl"

Also, if you buy directly from the publisher, you get another copy FREE. That makes two copies for the price of one. Publisher is offering a "Buy One Get One FREE" promo for a limited time. Act now if you're interested. You won't get this deal anywhere else! https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

This title is also available on Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble.com

If you wish to obtain this novel in NIGERIA, please visit https://bernardbooks.com/gpage1.html for a list of cities and the responsible Sales Agents and the phone numbers to call.

Here's some info on this title:

FEDDIE GIRL is an international adventure/thriller about the experiences of an American teenager in a Nigerian (West Africa) boarding school. This novel offers a unique reading experience--witty, fun, and exhilarating. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Author: [/b]Nona David
[b]Publisher:
Bernard Books Publishing, Ohio, USA https://bernardbooks.com
Publication Date: February 2010
Copyright: July 2009
Type: US Trade Paperback
Page No: 400
ISBN: 978-0-9824526-0-8
SAN: [/b]858-2041
[b]Deal:
Buy One Get One FREE (Only from the publisher; For a limited time only)

Novel Back Blurb:

Carlotta Ikedi (A.k.a Feddie Girl) has never liked school. Not in California. Not in Oklahoma. When her exasperated parents ship her off to boarding school–in West Africa–Carlotta faces a life, culture, and existence unlike anything she’s ever known.

School rules and regulations, rising bell, lights-out, manual labor, inspections, dining time, prefects, punishments, mean bunkmates, and visiting days–it’s all here. But author Nona David takes Carlotta’s story a step further when her adventures lead to unfortunate incidents that threaten to drive her American family into the clutches of infidelity and organized crime.

Boarding school doesn’t get any better than this…

For those who have experienced the boarding school life, the adventures of Feddie Girl will bring those memories crashing back… For anyone else, get ready to see the world as Feddie Girl.

Read Excerpts and Reviews of this novel: https://bernardbooks.com/gapge.html

Get this book on Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Adventures-American-Nigerian-Federal/dp/0982452608/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259009936&sr=8-1

Join the "Feddie Girl" Fan page on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/pages/Feddie-Girl/62373092169?ref=nf

LiteratureRe: I Need Criticism! If You've Got A Good Taste, Drop Some. by Joan4427(f): 1:06pm On Jan 22, 2010
Mr Buzzzz,

I hope you haven't abandoned this story. It sure will be interesting to see what it looks like when you're done.  cheesy
LiteratureRe: Book Reviews For "Feddie Girl By Nona David" by Joan4427(f): 4:07am On Jan 21, 2010
aysometin:
The cost of shipping is rather high
Book is 19.99 and shipping to the UK is 12.49  sad
Unfortunately, that is what USPS charges to ship books to international countries on a flat rate. Amazon and Barnes&Noble, eBay, etc, charge the same. It takes 6-10 days to get there though -- Guaranteed.
To Canada and Mexico, it costs $10.40.

Also, since the first of this month, the USPS has just recently increased their international shipping fees to $13.50, but we have not reflected that increase in our charges.

If it will make you feel better, we have just started our promo of "Buy One Get One FREE" on all orders of Feddie Girl via our website https://bernardbooks.com/links.html
This means you get two books, instead of one, at no extra cost. This way you can keep one for yourself and give one to a friend or family member.
**This promo is for all orders via our website and only for a limited time.**

Alternatively, you can get the book for $9.99 on Amazon.com

Hope you feel better now
LiteratureRe: Book Reviews For "Feddie Girl By Nona David" by Joan4427(f): 3:31pm On Jan 20, 2010
aysometin:
The cost of shipping is rather high
Book is 19.99 and shipping to the UK is 12.49  sad
Unfortunately, that is what USPS charges to ship books to international countries on a flat rate. Amazon and Barnes&Noble, eBay, etc, charge the same. It takes 6-10 days to get there though -- Guaranteed.
To Canada and Mexico, it costs $10.40.

Also, since the first of this month, the USPS has just recently increased their international shipping fees to $13.50, but we have not reflected that increase in our charges.

If it will make you feel better, we have just started our promo of "Buy One Get One FREE" on all orders of Feddie Girl via our website https://bernardbooks.com/links.html
This means you get two books, instead of one, at no extra cost. This way you can keep one for yourself and give one to a friend or family member.
**This promo is for all orders via our website and only for a limited time.**

Alternatively, you can get the book for $9.99 on Amazon.com

Hope you feel better now
LiteratureRe: Book Reviews For "Feddie Girl By Nona David" by Joan4427(f): 6:16pm On Jan 19, 2010
^^^ You can get it on Amazon.com or from the publisher and the book will be shipped to you in the UK. It only takes 6-10 days to get there.

To buy from the publisher, go to: Bernard Books Publishing https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

To buy from Amazon.com, go to: http://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Adventures-American-Nigerian-Federal/dp/0982452608/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259009936&sr=8-1
LiteratureRe: Book Reviews For "Feddie Girl By Nona David" by Joan4427(f): 4:12pm On Jan 19, 2010
Thanks, Ifez, for posting the reviews on here. I can see you enjoyed the novel and are a big fan. Thanks a lot for the hype; the author appreciates the effort.
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~ BlueSpice Voted The Literature/writing Section Member Of The Year*~ !! by Joan4427(f): 4:07pm On Jan 19, 2010
bluespice:
joan,
cant seem to find a way to contact you. . .
Pardon me, Bluespice, but I gave my contact e-mail on the original thread where I promised you a copy of the novel. I didn't know you had no way of connecting to it. Here it is again:

Awww, Bluespice, it appears you never received your complimentary copy. If you send me your address, (joan.peck@bernardbooks.com) I'll make sure one is sent over to you.

Unless you really want to wait for the e-book (Kindle) edition, that is.
Thread link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-261695.0.html#msg3730217

Thanks.
EducationRe: Federal Government Colleges Oldies Alone:signin Here(pro Unitate) by Joan4427(f): 5:11pm On Jan 17, 2010
Those of you who attended Federal schools in Nigeria should definitely read the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. It's about the hilarious experiences and adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal (boarding) school. In effect you get to 're-live' those experiences through the eyes of a foreigner.

Readers like you say the novel is a must-read! Why not give it a try?

Read Chapters 1-3 and the Reviews of the novel on the publisher's site: [url]https://bernardbooks.com/gpage.html
[/url]

Excerpt from "FEDDIE GIRL: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School" by Nona David

Copyright July 2009.

Carlotta walked into the Sapphire House lobby and the room suddenly became silent. Twenty pairs of eyes turned to stare. She bit her lip and looked around at the eager faces deposited everywhere in the room. The faces belonged to students milling around comfortable armchairs arranged to face a wide screen television mounted on the wall.

Sandra waved. She stood at a corner with Uche and two other students.

Carlotta waved back and walked to them.

Sandra was thin and shriveled-looking with a large, squat nose dominating most of her facial features. She was dark-skinned and sported the kind of face that appeared rough and full of pores—almost like, if scrubbed hard with a damp cloth, a new layer of smoother skin would be successfully revealed.

Uche, on the other hand, was chubby and jolly, and equipped with a kind face and subtle eyes.

“Hi, girls,” Carlotta said. She looked at the other two girls and couldn’t place them. “Hey. I’m Carlotta.”

“This is Yvonne,” Sandra introduced a mousy looking girl. “And this is Emeh,” she finished, indicating the thin girl beside Uche. “They are both in Sapphire-Five.”

“Bonjour,” Emeh said, smiling. “How are you this morning?”

Carlotta nodded. She wasn’t sure the meaning of the first word Emeh had spoken. “I’m good, thanks.” She smiled back.

“You must be the Feddie Girl the girls in my dorm were talking about last night,” Yvonne squeaked. “They said your parents live in America.” In addition to her appearance, Yvonne possessed a mousy voice.

“Tell me something I don’t already know.” Carlotta shrugged and rolled her eyes.

“Is it true your mother is white? I mean she’s really white, n’est elle pas?” Emeh asked, her wide eyes staring at Carlotta as if she were something from out of space. “Pardon my French,” she quickly added when she noticed Carlotta’s irritated look. “I can’t help myself.”

Emeh had two large front teeth, Carlotta noticed, that kept poking out of her mouth as she spoke. Her appearance reminded Carlotta of a stuffed Easter Bunny she had seen in a toy store somewhere.

“Well, although my mom’s totally a white-American, being born in California and all, I really can’t tell you her skin’s white in color if that’s what you wanna know.” Carlotta’s mouth showed the hint of a smile. “She’s more of a light-tan, you know,” she said, and winked.

The girls laughed.

Carlotta ran her hands through her hair, tossed back her curls and asked, “So, what actually is the deal here? Why are we waiting?”

“We’re waiting for Senior Chidi,” Uche apprised. “She is supposed to assign us our morning duties.”

Carlotta noticed Uche held an object that looked suspiciously like the brooms she had seen her cousin and aunt use to sweep floors clean back in their home in Lagos State. It resembled a witch’s broomstick but without the long handle—basically a bunch of thin flexible sticks tied up together at one end. “Why do you need that?” she asked, indicating the broom. Glancing around the lobby, she realized that almost every girl had one, too.

“I don’t know,” Uche’s voice was doubtful. “My bunkie thought I might be assigned a place to sweep for my morning duty.”

“You must be kidding me. You don’t mean to tell me we are actually expected to work? I mean, really work? Like janitors?” Carlotta asked in an unbelieving tone. “How much are we gonna be paid?”

Ah non,” Emeh remarked. Oh no. “You don’t get paid for doing your morning duty.”

“Oh, puhleease, give me a break,” Carlotta scoffed, rolling her eyes. The girl and her French were beginning to get on her nerves. “Why should we work if we aren’t gonna get paid? I totally don’t get it.” She tossed back her hair. “I mean, even if we are gonna be paid, I don’t want any janitor’s job.”

“Morning duty,” Sandra corrected.

“Whatever. I still don’t want any part of it.”

“Ah, you don’t understand,” Yvonne wailed. “You have no choice. It’s just like the chores you do at home. You don’t expect payment for them, do you?”

“Really? No choice, huh?” Carlotta gave Yvonne a daring look. “We’ll see about that.” She sniffed. “And as for chores, don’t tell me you guys work at home, too?”

The four girls just stared. They tried to make Carlotta understand that morning duty meant mandatory work that has to be done every morning, and without reward. They asserted that the school head girl said as much when she addressed the new students the night before.

Carlotta, who wasn’t used to boarding schools in Nigeria and hadn’t paid much attention during the speech, had obviously missed that part. She wondered what other unpleasant surprises lay ahead.

Just then, the Sapphire House prefect Chidi Anayo, flanked by two dormitory prefects, paraded into the room and stood before the students.

Even with the harsh light in the lobby, Carlotta saw Chidi looked as imposing as ever. She also noticed that the house prefect had the same pompous air like she had the day before, when she’d ridiculed Carlotta about her age.

Watching her strut to the front of the room like a majestic peacock, Carlotta instantly felt an intense dislike for the house prefect. She stood still and watched as one of the flanking prefects read names off a list, while Chidi assigned each girl to a duty as her name was called.

Soon, Carlotta heard her name. Donning a charming attitude, she sauntered up to the prefects. “Hi. It’s a great morning, right?” she volunteered with a bright smile. She looked meaningfully at Chidi but the house prefect pretended not to notice.

“Sapphire-One windows.” Chidi’s tone was clipped. She dismissed Carlotta with an abrupt wave of her hand.

Carlotta’s face burned. “silly naughty woman,” she muttered, and made to leave. If there were two things she despised, they would be—being ridiculed, and being ignored.

“Come back here,” a voice commanded.

Carlotta stopped. She turned.

Chidi was glaring.

The chattering in the room stopped. The air became electrified. The rest of the new students held their breath and turned to watch.

Carlotta hesitated.

Chidi’s lips tightened against her teeth. “I said you should come back here,” she repeated, this time spitting the words out, one by one, like fiery bullets out of a pistol. There was no mistaking the meaning behind the words.

Carlotta took a deep breath and returned to face the prefects. Her heartbeat accelerated to a new level. She tried hard to swallow her hatred and retain her composure.

“What did you say?” Chidi’s voice was low but distinct. Her lips barely moved.

Carlotta rolled her eyes and shrugged.

“Don’t you dare roll your eyes at us,” one of the flanking prefects yelled.

Carlotta eyed her with distaste.

Quick as lightening, the prefect’s hand struck out.

Carlotta ducked. The sailing hand missed her head by a mere inch. But Chidi’s palm followed and caught Carlotta at the top of the head. Smack!

Carlotta reeled back. She had never been struck.

Oh no! You just didn’t!


Warm blood flooded her neck and face. She felt like screaming and striking back, but instincts told her it was best to remain silent and bide her time.

You silly naughty woman! You’re so gonna pay for that.

“What did you say?” Chidi demanded in an ominous voice. Her eyes were hot black coals.

“I didn’t say anything,” Carlotta supplied in a voice that was thick with suppressed rage. Her breath came in short spurts. Her heart pumped furiously.

“Are you sure?” Chidi sneered. “I most definitely heard you say something.”

Carlotta ignored the hammering in her chest and continued to stare into the unblinking coals that were Chidi’s eyes.

Yeah, that’s right. I called you a naughty woman. [/i]Carlotta was a coiled dangerous snake, ready to strike at the next slightest provocation. She imagined the satisfying crunch the bone of Chidi’s jaw would make when her fist finally connected and a sense of satisfaction trickled down her spine. The prefect was her archenemy. And the jig was up.

The black eyes narrowed. “Don’t you ever, never ever again,“ Chidi hissed. “Now, get lost.”

Carlotta uncoiled, then turned her back to the prefects and strode to the door. When she emerged on the other side, she realized her hands were shaking.

[i]This novel is available on Amazon.com and on the publisher's site: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html
EducationRe: Ur Experience In Boarding School by Joan4427(f): 5:04pm On Jan 17, 2010
Those of you who attended secondary school in Nigeria should definitely read the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. It's about the hilarious experiences and adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal (boarding) school. In effect you get to 're-live' those experiences through the eyes of a foreigner.

The book is a must-read! You just have to read it. Lol!

Read Chapters 1-3 and the Reviews of the novel on the publisher's site: https://bernardbooks.com/gpage.html


Excerpt from "FEDDIE GIRL: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School" by Nona David
Copyright July 2009.

Carlotta walked into the Sapphire House lobby and the room suddenly became silent. Twenty pairs of eyes turned to stare. She bit her lip and looked around at the eager faces deposited everywhere in the room. The faces belonged to students milling around comfortable armchairs arranged to face a wide screen television mounted on the wall.

Sandra waved. She stood at a corner with Uche and two other students.

Carlotta waved back and walked to them.

Sandra was thin and shriveled-looking with a large, squat nose dominating most of her facial features. She was dark-skinned and sported the kind of face that appeared rough and full of pores—almost like, if scrubbed hard with a damp cloth, a new layer of smoother skin would be successfully revealed.

Uche, on the other hand, was chubby and jolly, and equipped with a kind face and subtle eyes.

“Hi, girls,” Carlotta said. She looked at the other two girls and couldn’t place them. “Hey. I’m Carlotta.”

“This is Yvonne,” Sandra introduced a mousy looking girl. “And this is Emeh,” she finished, indicating the thin girl beside Uche. “They are both in Sapphire-Five.”

“Bonjour,” Emeh said, smiling. “How are you this morning?”

Carlotta nodded. She wasn’t sure the meaning of the first word Emeh had spoken. “I’m good, thanks.” She smiled back.

“You must be the Feddie Girl the girls in my dorm were talking about last night,” Yvonne squeaked. “They said your parents live in America.” In addition to her appearance, Yvonne possessed a mousy voice.

“Tell me something I don’t already know.” Carlotta shrugged and rolled her eyes.

“Is it true your mother is white? I mean she’s really white, n’est elle pas?” Emeh asked, her wide eyes staring at Carlotta as if she were something from out of space. “Pardon my French,” she quickly added when she noticed Carlotta’s irritated look. “I can’t help myself.”

Emeh had two large front teeth, Carlotta noticed, that kept poking out of her mouth as she spoke. Her appearance reminded Carlotta of a stuffed Easter Bunny she had seen in a toy store somewhere.

“Well, although my mom’s totally a white-American, being born in California and all, I really can’t tell you her skin’s white in color if that’s what you wanna know.” Carlotta’s mouth showed the hint of a smile. “She’s more of a light-tan, you know,” she said, and winked.

The girls laughed.

Carlotta ran her hands through her hair, tossed back her curls and asked, “So, what actually is the deal here? Why are we waiting?”

“We’re waiting for Senior Chidi,” Uche apprised. “She is supposed to assign us our morning duties.”

Carlotta noticed Uche held an object that looked suspiciously like the brooms she had seen her cousin and aunt use to sweep floors clean back in their home in Lagos State. It resembled a witch’s broomstick but without the long handle—basically a bunch of thin flexible sticks tied up together at one end. “Why do you need that?” she asked, indicating the broom. Glancing around the lobby, she realized that almost every girl had one, too.

“I don’t know,” Uche’s voice was doubtful. “My bunkie thought I might be assigned a place to sweep for my morning duty.”

“You must be kidding me. You don’t mean to tell me we are actually expected to work? I mean, really work? Like janitors?” Carlotta asked in an unbelieving tone. “How much are we gonna be paid?”

Ah non,” Emeh remarked. Oh no. “You don’t get paid for doing your morning duty.”

“Oh, puhleease, give me a break,” Carlotta scoffed, rolling her eyes. The girl and her French were beginning to get on her nerves. “Why should we work if we aren’t gonna get paid? I totally don’t get it.” She tossed back her hair. “I mean, even if we are gonna be paid, I don’t want any janitor’s job.”

“Morning duty,” Sandra corrected.

“Whatever. I still don’t want any part of it.”

“Ah, you don’t understand,” Yvonne wailed. “You have no choice. It’s just like the chores you do at home. You don’t expect payment for them, do you?”

“Really? No choice, huh?” Carlotta gave Yvonne a daring look. “We’ll see about that.” She sniffed. “And as for chores, don’t tell me you guys work at home, too?”

The four girls just stared. They tried to make Carlotta understand that morning duty meant mandatory work that has to be done every morning, and without reward. They asserted that the school head girl said as much when she addressed the new students the night before.

Carlotta, who wasn’t used to boarding schools in Nigeria and hadn’t paid much attention during the speech, had obviously missed that part. She wondered what other unpleasant surprises lay ahead.

Just then, the Sapphire House prefect Chidi Anayo, flanked by two dormitory prefects, paraded into the room and stood before the students.

Even with the harsh light in the lobby, Carlotta saw Chidi looked as imposing as ever. She also noticed that the house prefect had the same pompous air like she had the day before, when she’d ridiculed Carlotta about her age.

Watching her strut to the front of the room like a majestic peacock, Carlotta instantly felt an intense dislike for the house prefect. She stood still and watched as one of the flanking prefects read names off a list, while Chidi assigned each girl to a duty as her name was called.

Soon, Carlotta heard her name. Donning a charming attitude, she sauntered up to the prefects. “Hi. It’s a great morning, right?” she volunteered with a bright smile. She looked meaningfully at Chidi but the house prefect pretended not to notice.

“Sapphire-One windows.” Chidi’s tone was clipped. She dismissed Carlotta with an abrupt wave of her hand.

Carlotta’s face burned. “Stupid bitch,” she muttered, and made to leave. If there were two things she despised, they would be—being ridiculed, and being ignored.

“Come back here,” a voice commanded.

Carlotta stopped. She turned.

Chidi was glaring.

The chattering in the room stopped. The air became electrified. The rest of the new students held their breath and turned to watch.

Carlotta hesitated.

Chidi’s lips tightened against her teeth. “I said you should come back here,” she repeated, this time spitting the words out, one by one, like fiery bullets out of a pistol. There was no mistaking the meaning behind the words.

Carlotta took a deep breath and returned to face the prefects. Her heartbeat accelerated to a new level. She tried hard to swallow her hatred and retain her composure.

“What did you say?” Chidi’s voice was low but distinct. Her lips barely moved.

Carlotta rolled her eyes and shrugged.

“Don’t you dare roll your eyes at us,” one of the flanking prefects yelled.

Carlotta eyed her with distaste.

Quick as lightening, the prefect’s hand struck out.

Carlotta ducked. The sailing hand missed her head by a mere inch. But Chidi’s palm followed and caught Carlotta at the top of the head. Smack!

Carlotta reeled back. She had never been struck.

Oh no! You just didn’t!

Warm blood flooded her neck and face. She felt like screaming and striking back, but instincts told her it was best to remain silent and bide her time.

You stupid bitch! You’re so gonna pay for that.

“What did you say?” Chidi demanded in an ominous voice. Her eyes were hot black coals.

“I didn’t say anything,” Carlotta supplied in a voice that was thick with suppressed rage. Her breath came in short spurts. Her heart pumped furiously.

“Are you sure?” Chidi sneered. “I most definitely heard you say something.”

Carlotta ignored the hammering in her chest and continued to stare into the unblinking coals that were Chidi’s eyes.

Yeah, that’s right. I called you a bitch. [/i]Carlotta was a coiled dangerous snake, ready to strike at the next slightest provocation. She imagined the satisfying crunch the bone of Chidi’s jaw would make when her fist finally connected and a sense of satisfaction trickled down her spine. The prefect was her archenemy. And the jig was up.

The black eyes narrowed. “Don’t you ever, never ever again,“ Chidi hissed. “Now, get lost.”

Carlotta uncoiled, then turned her back to the prefects and strode to the door. When she emerged on the other side, she realized her hands were shaking.

[i]This novel is available on Amazon.com and on the publisher's site: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html
LiteratureRe: FEDDIE GIRL Novel: For all ex-boarding school students. Check this out!!!!!! by Joan4427(op): 4:45pm On Jan 17, 2010
Those of you who attended secondary school in Nigeria should definitely read the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. It's about the hilarious experiences and adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal (boarding) school. In effect you get to 're-live' those experiences through the eyes of a foreigner.

The book is a must-read! You just have to read it. Lol!

Read Chapters 1-3 and the Reviews of the novel on the publisher's site: https://bernardbooks.com/gpage.html


Excerpt from EDDIE GIRL: The Hilarious Adventures of an American Teen in a Nigerian Federal School" A novel by Nona David (Copyright, July 2009)

The next morning dawned bright and clear, but Carlotta was apprehensive in the presence of her new classmates.

Attending a girls’ boarding school in a foreign country wasn’t detestable. What Carlotta loathed was the deafening and head-splitting quarrels her classmates indulged in when there was no teacher in the classroom.

It was only 8:45 AM and, already, the JS1D students were at it again. This time, they were bickering and fighting one another about what cities and towns in Nigeria had the best residential areas. When words weren’t enough, they resorted to throwing missiles in the form of books, combs, and school sandals.

As if anyone cares where others grew up, Carlotta thought, feeling miserable. She’d lived her whole life in the United States and couldn’t do a thing about her parents’ decision to have her enrolled in a boarding school in Nigeria.

The noise was making her head hurt. Carlotta depressed her vibrating eyeballs with her knuckles, hoping to keep them from shooting out of their sockets. She was wondering how the girls were able to keep up such a racket, when a particularly loud bang surprised her into snapping her eyes open.

A furious-looking male teacher stood at the classroom door.

The fighting stopped at once. The screeching was cut off from the throats of two students—like a raging fire abruptly doused with water. One final sandal arched high over the heads of the students and landed squarely in the middle of the blackboard with a loud thud, then skidded mournfully down to the ground. Several girls scuttled back to their seats. Ndidi and her cohorts scrambled down from their lockers.

When all was calm, the class stared sheepishly at the dark male teacher leaning against the doorframe.

The teacher considered them for a while, his handsome face devoid of expression. Without much show of annoyance, he strolled into the classroom and stood before the students.

“I am not going to inquire into the cause of the noise,” he declared. “But, this is a classroom, and it is time for my lesson.” He strolled over to the blackboard and picked up the lone sandal. “Who lost this?” he asked in a scathing tone, holding the rubber footwear aloft by the tips of his forefinger and thumb, dangling it like an offending rodent for the whole class to see.

A chubby girl walked up to him like one would to a dangerous dog. “Please sir, it’s mine,” she breathed, and held out her hand for the shoe.

The teacher cast her a wary eye, snorted, and dropped the sandal in her hand.

The girl clutched the shoe and scurried back to her seat.

The teacher sneered then turned abruptly and picked up the duster. With a swift swipe of his left hand, he wiped the board clean. His right hand moved with lightening speed as he wrote the word mathematics on the board with a piece of white chalk. He whirled around in one fluid motion and began to teach.

The teacher’s mannerisms were mesmerizing: teaching—effortless, movement—electrifying, voice—spellbinding.

There was not a peep from the class during the entire lesson. The students were caught in the fast-paced style of his teaching. They watched in fascination as he stabbed and slashed at the blackboard with the chalk, whipping-up seemingly intoxicating mathematical symbols and equations from thin air.

The math teacher was the performer; the mesmerized class his spectator.

Not until the bell rang did Carlotta realize she hadn’t grasped a thing from the lesson.

The math teacher had raced through his lesson in a well-meaning tactic to revise the basic skills he believed the class had already acquired. He’d breezed through even and odd numbers, and the rules of addition and subtraction. After those came multiplication and division. Then types of fractions. Simple proportions. Percentages. Finally, it had come to algebra and the real lesson had commenced.

The math teacher sauntered out of the class as soon as the bell rang, leaving an awed class behind him. He didn’t even bother to introduce himself.

A stunned silence followed the teacher’s departure until someone broke the spell by saying, “Please, what was his name?”

“Mr. Wesley Iorshimbe-Ngongngong,” another offered.

“Mr. Wesley what?” a different girl quipped.

“Wesley Snipes!” Joyce snapped at the girl. “Kai, are you deaf?”

The student gave Joyce a reproachful look. “Please allow me oh, the man’s name has k-leg, abeg.”

Another admonished Joyce. “Yes oh, allow her. I’m sure that even you can’t pronounce the name sef.”

Nelly laughed and shook her head. “Come to think of it, that mathematics teacher is a real Snipes.” She jumped to her feet, her eyes shinning with mischief. She couldn’t stop laughing. “Wait oh, he even looks like the real Wesley Snipes.” She stopped to catch her breath.

Several girls laughed, too.

That opened the floodgates. In excited tones, the students compared the math teacher’s movements to that of Wesley Snipes’ ingenious stunts in the ‘Blade’ movies.

They got so wrapped-up in their stories they lost track of time, until Rosemary, the class prefect, announced in dismay, “You girls, it’s time for integrated science, and it says here on the time-table that we are supposed to go to the biology lab for the lesson.”

They were already six minutes late. Lockers were opened and banged as the students reached for their science texts and notebooks. In a flash, most of them were out the door.

“Biology lab, Carlotta. Let’s go,” Ossie apprised. She scooped up her books, shut her desk with a bang, and ran for the door.

“Hey, wait up!” Carlotta called to Ossie, “I dunno where to find the biology lab!” In a rush, she grabbed a heavy textbook she assumed was for integrated science, and bolted out the door after her classmates.

This novel is available on Amazon.com and on the publisher's site: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html
EducationRe: Rep Ur Secondary School by Joan4427(f): 4:40pm On Jan 17, 2010
Those of you who attended secondary school in Nigeria, have you read the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David? It's about the hilarious experiences and adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal (boarding) school. In effect you get to 're-live' those experiences through the eyes of a foreigner.

The book is a must-read! You just have to read it. Lol!
FamilyRe: Is Having Children Abroad Best? How Many Children Have You Had Abroad? by Joan4427(f): 4:37pm On Jan 17, 2010
Peer pressure and outside influences can make or break a child. The kids spends up to half of each day with his/her friends, so go figure.
FamilyRe: The Best Place To Raise A Child :Nigeria Or Abroad? by Joan4427(f): 4:36pm On Jan 17, 2010
tallgal:
It's a shame most Nigerian parents abroad copy the 'ghetto behaviour' of bad parents abroad.
Well-said. I agree.
FamilyRe: How To Develop Your Child's Intelligence by Joan4427(f): 4:34pm On Jan 17, 2010
Books work wonders for brain development in children. Depending on their age, make sure they read picture books or story books.
FamilyRe: Is Having Children Abroad Best? How Many Children Have You Had Abroad? by Joan4427(f): 5:03pm On Jan 12, 2010
canuck:
Parents who send their kids to naija boarding schools have no clue what they're exposing their kids to - From personal experiences of my contacts who did so, only about 20% of the kids turn out well, The majority of the kids are wayward because papa/mama dey obodo oyinbo dey slave for dollars/sterling.
It all depends on the situation, kid, the parents, and the school.

In most cases, especially where the kids raised in foreign countries are demonstrating head-strong behaviors, schooling in Nigeria may very well be a great idea. Nigerian boarding schools, at least the ones I've heard of, help to clip a rebellious child's wings and teach them that they are not the most important thing on the surface of the earth.

These days, children bred in Western countries pick-up bad behaviors from their peers, internet, etc, and the easy availability of computers and cell phones are not helping matters. However, if willing to send your kid back to Nigeria for secondary school education, you ought to decide if boarding school may even be a better shelter for your kids than public or private day schools.

A good instance of where boarding school has helped a rebellious teen turn out good is well-documented in the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. Check it out. It's about the hilarious adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal School and documents the whole juicy details from a fresh angle you've never imagined.

Those of you considering whether or not to send your kids to boarding schools can make up your mind after reading through this book. It is a non-biased fictionalized recount of an American girl's experiences prior to, during, and after the boarding school exposure.

Novel Back Blurb:

FEDDIE GIRL is an international adventure/thriller about the experiences of an American teenager in a Nigerian boarding school. This novel offers a unique reading experience--witty, fun, and exhilarating. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Carlotta Ikedi (A.k.a Feddie Girl) has never liked school. Not in California. Not in Oklahoma. When her exasperated parents ship her off to boarding school–in West Africa–Carlotta faces a life, culture, and existence unlike anything she’s ever known.

School rules and regulations, rising bell, lights-out, manual labor, inspections, dining time, prefects, punishments, mean bunkmates, and visiting days–it’s all here. But author Nona David takes Carlotta’s story a step further when her adventures lead to unfortunate incidents that threaten to drive her American family into the clutches of infidelity and organized crime.

Boarding school doesn’t get any better than this…

For those who have experienced the boarding school life, the adventures of Feddie Girl will bring those memories crashing back… For anyone else, get ready to see the world as Feddie Girl.


This novel is available on the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

Also available in Nigeria at an affordable price. See location and contact details on the publisher's site. (Use link above)

Read sample Chapters and reviews on the publisher's site or go to this thread on this forum: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-365502.0.html
FamilyRe: The Best Place To Raise A Child :Nigeria Or Abroad? by Joan4427(f): 4:59pm On Jan 12, 2010
snow123:
I thinks that parents should send their children to Nigeria to attend both primary and secondary school  before they comeback to attend colleges  .B/c i travelled to Nigeria and noticed that those  children are so good academically more than children  i see oversea. especially those in private schools. It will be wise idea since most parents abroad can afford the school fees for Private schools in Nigeria.
What do u think?
In most cases, especially where the kids are demonstrating head-strong behaviors, this may very well be a great idea.  Nigerian boarding schools, at least the ones I've heard of, help to clip a rebellious child's wings and teach them that they are not the most important thing on the surface of the earth.

These days, children bred in Western countries pick-up bad behaviors from their peers, internet, etc, and the easy availability of computers and cell phones are not helping matters. However, if willing to send your kid back to Nigeria for secondary school education, you ought to decide if boarding school may even be a better shelter for your kids than public or private day schools.

A good instance of where boarding school has helped a rebellious teen turn out good is well-documented in the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. Check it out. It's about the hilarious adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal School and documents the whole juicy details from a fresh angle you've never imagined.

Those of you considering whether or not to send your kids to boarding schools can make up your mind after reading through this book. It is a non-biased fictionalized recount of an American girl's experiences prior to, during, and after the boarding school exposure.

Novel Back Blurb:

FEDDIE GIRL is an international adventure/thriller about the experiences of an American teenager in a Nigerian boarding school. This novel offers a unique reading experience--witty, fun, and exhilarating. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Carlotta Ikedi (A.k.a Feddie Girl) has never liked school. Not in California. Not in Oklahoma. When her exasperated parents ship her off to boarding school–in West Africa–Carlotta faces a life, culture, and existence unlike anything she’s ever known.

School rules and regulations, rising bell, lights-out, manual labor, inspections, dining time, prefects, punishments, mean bunkmates, and visiting days–it’s all here. But author Nona David takes Carlotta’s story a step further when her adventures lead to unfortunate incidents that threaten to drive her American family into the clutches of infidelity and organized crime.

Boarding school doesn’t get any better than this…

For those who have experienced the boarding school life, the adventures of Feddie Girl will bring those memories crashing back… For anyone else, get ready to see the world as Feddie Girl.


This novel is available on the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

Also available in Nigeria at an affordable price. See location and contact details on the publisher's site. (Use link above)

Read sample Chapters and reviews on the publisher's site or go to this thread on this forum: [url]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-365502.0.html
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Music/RadioRe: Which Song Is Playing In Your Head At This Moment by Joan4427(f): 4:47pm On Jan 12, 2010
A jingle from 'Angel Soft' tissue commercial. It embedded itself as an ear-worm in my brain and I hardly got any sleep all night long. Aarrrggh!
FamilyRe: I Am Tired Of Doing It! by Joan4427(f): 4:45pm On Jan 12, 2010
Rawshyd:
I think u shud seek advice clegy men
Are the Clergies supposed to know about sex therapy? I thought they're all abstinent. How on earth can they advice on something they're supposed to know nothing about?
FamilyRe: Is It Possible To Marry A Poor Guy? by Joan4427(f): 4:41pm On Jan 12, 2010
Everything is possible under the sun. It all depends on what you want and how you feel, etc.
FamilyRe: Is It Wrong To Marry A Single Daddy? by Joan4427(f): 4:40pm On Jan 12, 2010
Nothing wrong with it, provided he's single.
FamilyRe: Nigerians Parent Should Be Told The Difference Between Discipline And Abuse! by Joan4427(f): 4:37pm On Jan 12, 2010
I agree with poster. Punishment and abuse are two different things.

Admit it or not the instances of 'brutal abuse' of kids by parents and teachers in the name of 'correction' are fast diminishing. I guess education has a lot to do with this advancement.
FamilyRe: Funny Things That Children Say by Joan4427(f): 4:24pm On Jan 12, 2010
My little niece wanted bananas. Her dad said, "Honey, the bananas are for your sister who has worms so she can take her medication."

The little girl thought for a while and blurted, "I have earthworms in my tummy. Please give me the bananas now!"
EducationRe: Rep Ur Secondary School by Joan4427(f): 4:07pm On Jan 12, 2010
To re-live your secondary school experiences, check-out the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. It's about the hilarious adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal School and documents the whole juicy details from a fresh angle you've never imagined.

Novel Back Blurb:

FEDDIE GIRL is an international adventure/thriller about the experiences of an American teenager in a Nigerian boarding school. This novel offers a unique reading experience--witty, fun, and exhilarating. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Carlotta Ikedi (A.k.a Feddie Girl) has never liked school. Not in California. Not in Oklahoma. When her exasperated parents ship her off to boarding school–in West Africa–Carlotta faces a life, culture, and existence unlike anything she’s ever known.

School rules and regulations, rising bell, lights-out, manual labor, inspections, dining time, prefects, punishments, mean bunkmates, and visiting days–it’s all here. But author Nona David takes Carlotta’s story a step further when her adventures lead to unfortunate incidents that threaten to drive her American family into the clutches of infidelity and organized crime.

Boarding school doesn’t get any better than this…

For those who have experienced the boarding school life, the adventures of Feddie Girl will bring those memories crashing back… For anyone else, get ready to see the world as Feddie Girl.


This novel is available on the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

Also available in Nigeria at an affordable price. See location and contact details on the publisher's site. (Use link above)

Read sample Chapters and reviews on the publisher's site or go to this thread on this forum: [url]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-365502.0.html
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EducationRe: Who Used to Go to Those Boarding Schools? by Joan4427(f): 4:04pm On Jan 12, 2010
To re-live your boarding school experiences, check-out the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. It's about the hilarious adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal (Boarding) School and documents the whole juicy details from a fresh angle you've never imagined.

Novel Back Blurb:

FEDDIE GIRL is an international adventure/thriller about the experiences of an American teenager in a Nigerian boarding school. This novel offers a unique reading experience--witty, fun, and exhilarating. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Carlotta Ikedi (A.k.a Feddie Girl) has never liked school. Not in California. Not in Oklahoma. When her exasperated parents ship her off to boarding school–in West Africa–Carlotta faces a life, culture, and existence unlike anything she’s ever known.

School rules and regulations, rising bell, lights-out, manual labor, inspections, dining time, prefects, punishments, mean bunkmates, and visiting days–it’s all here. But author Nona David takes Carlotta’s story a step further when her adventures lead to unfortunate incidents that threaten to drive her American family into the clutches of infidelity and organized crime.

Boarding school doesn’t get any better than this…

For those who have experienced the boarding school life, the adventures of Feddie Girl will bring those memories crashing back… For anyone else, get ready to see the world as Feddie Girl.


This novel is available on the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

Also available in Nigeria at an affordable price. See location and contact details on the publisher's site. (Use link above)

Read sample Chapters and reviews on the publisher's site or go to this thread on this forum: [url]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-365502.0.html
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EducationRe: Why We Love Nigerian Boarding Schools by Joan4427(f): 4:03pm On Jan 12, 2010
To re-live your boarding school experiences, check-out the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. It's about the hilarious adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal (Boarding) School and documents the whole juicy details from a fresh angle you've never imagined.

Novel Back Blurb:

FEDDIE GIRL is an international adventure/thriller about the experiences of an American teenager in a Nigerian boarding school. This novel offers a unique reading experience--witty, fun, and exhilarating. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Carlotta Ikedi (A.k.a Feddie Girl) has never liked school. Not in California. Not in Oklahoma. When her exasperated parents ship her off to boarding school–in West Africa–Carlotta faces a life, culture, and existence unlike anything she’s ever known.

School rules and regulations, rising bell, lights-out, manual labor, inspections, dining time, prefects, punishments, mean bunkmates, and visiting days–it’s all here. But author Nona David takes Carlotta’s story a step further when her adventures lead to unfortunate incidents that threaten to drive her American family into the clutches of infidelity and organized crime.

Boarding school doesn’t get any better than this…

For those who have experienced the boarding school life, the adventures of Feddie Girl will bring those memories crashing back… For anyone else, get ready to see the world as Feddie Girl.


This novel is available on the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

Also available in Nigeria at an affordable price. See location and contact details on the publisher's site. (Use link above)

Read sample Chapters and reviews on the publisher's site or go to this thread on this forum: [url]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-365502.0.html
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EducationRe: Ur Experience In Boarding School by Joan4427(f): 4:02pm On Jan 12, 2010
To re-live your boarding school experiences, check-out the "Feddie Girl" novel by Nona David. It's about the hilarious adventures of an American teen in a Nigerian Federal School and documents the whole juicy details from a fresh angle you've never imagined.

Novel Back Blurb:

FEDDIE GIRL is an international adventure/thriller about the experiences of an American teenager in a Nigerian boarding school. This novel offers a unique reading experience--witty, fun, and exhilarating. The masterful suspense, action, and sub-plot will curl your toes, keep you reading all night, and leave you thirsting for more.

Carlotta Ikedi (A.k.a Feddie Girl) has never liked school. Not in California. Not in Oklahoma. When her exasperated parents ship her off to boarding school–in West Africa–Carlotta faces a life, culture, and existence unlike anything she’s ever known.

School rules and regulations, rising bell, lights-out, manual labor, inspections, dining time, prefects, punishments, mean bunkmates, and visiting days–it’s all here. But author Nona David takes Carlotta’s story a step further when her adventures lead to unfortunate incidents that threaten to drive her American family into the clutches of infidelity and organized crime.

Boarding school doesn’t get any better than this…

For those who have experienced the boarding school life, the adventures of Feddie Girl will bring those memories crashing back… For anyone else, get ready to see the world as Feddie Girl.


This novel is available on the publisher's website: https://bernardbooks.com/links.html

Also available in Nigeria at an affordable price. See location and contact details on the publisher's site. (Use link above)

Read sample Chapters and reviews on the publisher's site or go to this thread on this forum: [url]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-365502.0.html
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