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TravelRe: Polish Student Visa by Jodekss(m): 5:34am On Aug 11, 2021
nevilbot:
Please how can one book an interview appointment at the embassy. The number on the embassy site isn't being picked and my cousin was told by someone she would av to pay 120k to get an interview slot by some Nigerians she met at d embassy when she went for certification
Hello! Lol! Try and beware of scammers chai... Okay na! Don't get scammed o, no small money these days o. See, if you are not doubly sure the person's ‌LEGIT, don't go on paying a dime to anybody. You'd try and wait till grace and luck work for you and your call is answered. Meanwhile, to increase your chances of being answered in time, ask as many as possible family and friends to help you in calling the same number.
TravelRe: Polish Student Visa by Jodekss(m): 5:57pm On Jul 13, 2021
grin

At last, I am done reading from page 1-350
...



To all guys here, and there already, helping people with legit information, may you have ways where others don't have one or where there is none.
FashionRe: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Jodekss(m): 11:52am On Aug 06, 2016
blackboy2star:
I vote Fynestboi
Please modify and add CC: NLjega
FashionRe: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Jodekss(m): 11:51am On Aug 06, 2016
I vote FYnestboi

CC: NLjega
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Jodekss(m): 2:24pm On Aug 03, 2016
i vote:

Fynestboi
Princeakins


cc:NLjega
FashionRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Jodekss(m): 11:15am On Aug 02, 2016
I VOTE:


FYNESTBOI


CC: Nljega
RomanceRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Jodekss(m): 5:50pm On Jul 04, 2016
No worries, vote him when da time is rhyme
Vote him in when the times is ripe
Vote him in da name of pride/ prime
Vote FYNESTBOI if you feel my hype. smiley
RomanceRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Jodekss(m): 5:38pm On Jul 04, 2016
Fynestboi is fine
He's calm and filled with pride
Studious n' straight at stride
Sweet and tasty like wine.

VOte FYNESTBOI epp!!! wink
RomanceRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Jodekss(m): 4:42pm On Jul 04, 2016

Let's all come out enmasse
for this one
An handsome man,
born of an amazon
One heart so humble
at heart in fact,
So pious in sway and
brilliant in act
Generous to the needing
arms
Make yield in manifolds
spoilt farms
One on whose gaze
into the sky
Heaven acknowledges his fitness
n' rejoices in coquetry feeling coy
His complexion darkly light in the night in the skin
His diamond skin would shimmer glimmering
shining like shine-shine mean
Vote one and vote all
Vote in verity for FYNESTBOI of all
Even heaven shall rejoice as you do
And big blessings shall cuddle you like their boo.


VOTE FYNESTBOI!!!

VOTE FYNESTBOI!!!

VOTE FYNESTBOI!!!
wink
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Diary In Dyads - Poematic. by Jodekss(op): 11:16am On Mar 29, 2016
Lack-lustre with all her dearly-dirty robes has maybe made for me
That poor attitude to write writs not, so man, mocking-birds mock me
Instinctively, what if I die today?
Today, that is the Easter Sunday
I wouldn't preach Jesus the saviour today, that He resurrected
Listen, I don't do my own christianity as chirped - cheaply sour-expected
Would it be a deja vu any longer let me; see, it's needed I inquire?
What rhymes of mine, would be recited by one worlds' choir?
Therefore, down the drain with such putrid pace please Emmanuel
Nay, all those in short that you've skipped, you try n' tell
No time to waste time am at my sister's n' twixt us now is much shit
Amid us for one two three four days n' still streaming-counting it...
For they've think me be as it used to be decades past
When I would do the whole world washings, very fast
Without demanding a dime, at least a slice of bread better cure
Would wash hell to become heaven, so very truly sore sure
Now that am younger, old things have passed a-piece apart
Away, faded, replaced, anew in long rolls of runs to make differences on earth
Now that am so arduous about runs that be so sweaty
Some one with minute chore with her calls calling, come usually to tidy faintly filthy
Floor, o'er n' o'er again, man I have got to explode boom-boom
I cannot continue to cuddle such cold calls any closer avoiding soupy-kaboom doom;
Amputated her ambience in J. Robinson, starved to proof my manly stance
Lest I continue to be treated down, a noodle-fan-youngster off importance
It would be those silly-sleeved sons not letting you do tidying well
The same that had, sent, papa Eli to go on n' tell tell-tales in hell.
I have aced, to God be the whole glory, much more temptations
More are coming around with their quiet quizzical attentions
I shall tramp 'em all beneath my feet with candies cuddling
The one to come now is drama right from its first calling
Somehow yea. Yay, thank God the word drama comes online!
Some reasonings, I have been piling up, they are of cause mine
As per that: man, life's not like drama but not in all
It's true, as to Aristotle, drama imitates all in hall
N' that's all, life's too snarl to make to fit within the stretch of one film
Just as there's more to each scene in that famous Brothers Grimm
Or as left lovers would not want to eat because of the other in Corean series
Young minds in red rose, for fragile fights, you'd part, life goes on like these.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Diary In Dyads - Poematic. by Jodekss(op): 11:03am On Mar 29, 2016
For instance:

Today, all man are hypocrite
We all cry for just what's right
For our heads n' the others closely apart
The game'd change awry anon to each to his own cart
You'd cart your cross to Golgotha bare like
That and I'd, maybe, to Alchedom to do hike
This I have learnt today that all man lie
We tell the truth too, on n' on till we die
Such is life n' believe me when I say you'd
Life's meant to bear this rhyme of verity good. smiley #Jodekss.
Art, Graphics & VideoDiary In Dyads - Poematic. by Jodekss(op): 10:59am On Mar 29, 2016
It is simple, it is strictly art for art sake, what we are going to be doing here. It'd be fun and could be eternal.
On each day (maybe), you come here, you'd post what happened to you in couplets (dyads) of lines that day, strictly couplets, but if you feel like that's a bit hard, go on with any style you are good at (free-style).
It is poetry we are doing here(just for the fun of it, no judge's' to nail your ass, and your might get your skills improved too in the meanwhilst), telling the whole world what has happened to you in lines with or without unveiling its indept interpretations (you'd leave the audience to do the interpretation or analysis or appreciation or criticism).
Remember, at times, poetry is not poetry if it is not ambiguous, it's like revealing your life, so be apt in your choice of words. I would be looking forward to learning from your life (styles) and would be glad if mine teaches you at least one good thing somehow.
I guess this would be fun!
Oyaaa...
I am Jodekss Gloatkenf (on Facebook) my pen-name though.
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Jodekss(m): 8:52pm On Mar 27, 2016
It has been long long time here guys/bards, happy new year!

Today's diary re ooo.

If you are being hated, don't give way to hating
If you have dreams, don't make dreams your master
If all are gone, have hope for nothing
If your mansion fell into fallen rafters, great words you'd mutter.
Lack-lustre with all her dearly-dirty robes has maybe made for me
That poor attitude to write writs not, so man, mocking-birds mock me
Instinctively, what if I die today?
Today, that is the Easter Sunday
I wouldn't preach Jesus the saviour today, that He resurrected
Listen, I don't do my own christianity as chirped - cheaply sour-expected
Would it be a deja vu any longer let me; see, it's needed I inquire?
What rhymes of mine, would be recited by one worlds' choir?
Therefore, down the drain with such putrid pace please Emmanuel
Nay, all those in short that you've skipped, you try n' tell
No time to waste time am at my sister's n' twixt us now is much shit
Amid us for one two three four days n' still streaming-counting it...
For they've think me be as it used to be decades past
When I would do the whole world washings, very fast
Without demanding a dime, at least a slice of bread better cure
Would wash hell to become heaven, so very truly sore sure
Now that am younger, old things have passed a-piece apart
Away, faded, replaced, anew in long rolls of runs to make differences on earth
Now that am so arduous about runs that be so sweaty
Some one with minute chore with her calls calling, come usually to tidy faintly filthy
Floor, o'er n' o'er again, man I have got to explode boom-boom
I cannot continue to cuddle such cold calls any closer avoiding soupy-kaboom doom;
Amputated her ambience in J. Robinson, starved to proof my manly stance
Lest I continue to be treated down, a noodle-fan-youngster off importance
It would be those silly-sleeved sons not letting you do tidying well
The same that had, sent, papa Eli to go on n' tell tell-tales in hell.
I have aced, to God be the whole glory, much more temptations
More are coming around with their quiet quizzical attentions
I shall tramp 'em all beneath my feet with candies cuddling
The one to come now is drama right from its first calling
Somehow yea. Yay, thank God the word drama comes online!
Some reasonings, I have been piling up, they are of cause mine
As per that: man, life's not like drama but not in all
It's true, as to Aristotle, drama imitates all in hall
N' that's all, life's too snarl to make to fit within the stretch of one film
Just as there's more to each scene in that famous Brothers Grimm
Or as left lovers would not want to eat because of the other in Corean series
Young minds in red rose, for fragile fights, you'd part, life goes on like these.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 7:22am On May 02, 2015
For cities are laced with legs loitering in lots like a lost calf
Umbilical cord some man pulled out today to pipe fuel in tussle
Everyone's car need to eat fuel to ease life so fights stretch like a snoring sea
Lots are in soup again agonising like a barren bat fuel pleas back to Naira nine.
#Jodekss #acrostic.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 2:09pm On Apr 26, 2015
HOW FAR FROSHERS? I CAN FEEL THE FOAMING HEAT FALLING OFF YOU - OMG LET D 3RD MAY COME TOMORROW NOW. I AM GLAD AM IN D RIGHTFUL POSITION TO DO YOU 'ARO' WELLA. smiley
ANYONE TO STUDY ENGLISH/ARTS HERE?
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 5:48pm On Apr 01, 2015
kweentemi:
thanks jodek lollllll
abi nau, be life shey ri niyen. Enjou when you can now, you guys, enjoy when you can now, that time is coming when you would scream aaaaaaaaaaah muuuuuuummy I wanna come home oooooo please. wink
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 5:41pm On Apr 01, 2015
ovieohene:
Hi guys! sure u r all doing gr8! pls i want to know if i can change my course during registration. I was given accounting thru DE. But i want to change to inter.relations. Tx 4 ur response.
it is possible if you know how to press the right button I guess.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2015
kweentemi:
help ooooo.....av bin admitted on oauportal,BT still saying no ADM yet on jamb site.....so I cant print my admission letter.....#,pensive
chill arabinrin, ko sewu, print the ones printable, if it has not come up on jab data base or website still and submission of results have kicked start, oau authority has very big ears, she she should be all ears and shall understand your state. She shall screen you on the basis of what you have now to screen your jamb thing later immediately after it pops up. It happens. You ain't not the first and you ain't not gonna be the last.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 9:10am On Mar 31, 2015
I officially pre-welcome all studing English/art here to OAU. Sooner you too will be a bonafied Naselsite just like that. cheesy
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 12:54am On Mar 31, 2015
Penboy:
hmmm! People always say that and i'm still to fathom why.
Can you give me 5 reasons staying on campus betters staying off campus?
quicker to lecture rooms, swifter to get to have the knowledge of rumours or information on the campus - majority of the rumours on oau campus come out true in the end e.g change in exam venues, those that stay off campus mayn't get to know about it in time which is so delicate, that you see your mates going to go and study gives you nudges to try and find a way to read too as against staying back off campus blind to in-school happenings and hey, oau is another planet on its own, you have got to witness things first-hand by yourself you ain't gonna like it if you are receiving 30000th hand information e.g aro, sms etc.

You all shall get to know more why too when you come on bored for sure.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 10:47pm On Mar 30, 2015
esharp:
Tanks bro!
Thanks.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 8:56pm On Mar 30, 2015
Ayommy1:
is it meant 4 all freshers or only 4 does who which 2 stay in sch hostel
for those staying within the boundaries of the campus (camp us). My advice is that froshers stay within the campus even if you can afford a room that worths millions off campus, it is gonna do them much good.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 8:52pm On Mar 30, 2015
esharp:
wow we can request for bedspace without paying fees yet?
literarily yes but practically no. Wait, lemme explicate, you request for bedspace first, when you are given one, you go to the bank to pay for it before you can occupy your space. Note: do not dare pay till you are given a bedspace or else you tip oau the money be dat.
If you ask me which Bank is much more reliable I would say I guess Zenith Bank is the best and fastest.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 6:14pm On Mar 30, 2015
DIVISION OF STUDENTS' AFFAIRS
OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY, ILE-IFE
RELEASE ON ACCOMMODATION FOR 2014/2015
SESSION
Newly admitted students in OAU are to request for bed
spaces on the University's e-portal as from 10 am on
Saturday 4th April, 2015.
Prospective final year students in all Faculties except
(Clinical and Dentistry) interested in residing in the Halls
of Residence in the coming 2014/2015 academic
session are to apply for bed spaces on the e-portal on
Thursday 30th April, 2015.
The will be based on first come first served.
Preferential accommodation application must be
submitted @ DSA on or before Friday 24th April, 2015
along with a signed letter from the Director, Medical and
Health Services.
Final year students who are interested in double bedded
accommodation are to apply through appropriate Hall
Wardens.
A date for balloting (if any) shall be communicated as
soon as possible.
Thanks.
Prof. Yinka Adesina,
Vice Dean, Students' Affairs.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 3:07pm On Mar 30, 2015
papindinho:
I never see am too o


howdy big guys?
hallo bro, longestest time here... cheesy
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 3:06pm On Mar 30, 2015
Yemluvkid:
Thnkz guy.... I'll take note of yhur advise
Yo, thank God.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 3:02pm On Mar 30, 2015
temitope23:
Naso now, I have SEP002 tomorrow and has you know LIB001 is wedsday. While I'll have Philosophy104 on saturday.
yo, the same with me here. We go find time see nau may be after exam sha abi!
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 11:00am On Mar 30, 2015
Yemluvkid:
Thnkz.... I'll do so
gooooodu. Be prayerful and work hard. Understand your system of studing or reading that pays well when you come around to this campus. You don't go and read cos you see people going to go and read, if it is burning the mid night candle that pays you well, continue and do it advancely. It is important to know yourself or system of doing it here. It is not all about studiiiiiiiiiing all day (here), information helps a lot. Mingle with productive heads. Not all wanna make it out strong, some just come around here to show swags though some show swags and still do fine why? Cos they know their systems wella. I have a studing mate but I read most of the time on my own. It helps too. You do and ask questions together and see to good answeres together. Attend all lectures if it is a must to you. Remember, God first, others follow.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 10:43am On Mar 30, 2015
temitope23:
Yeah, how's prep for exam?
You're one of those I've not seen on campus since we resume.
like sewiously? That means I have not seen you too niyen then. I dey jack one of those stupid electives ni jare. How is preparation with una there?
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 10:33am On Mar 30, 2015
temitope23:
You'll just go to the banks and tell them you want to pay for OAU's acceptance fee.
that after they have filled and or printed some cogent forms on the eportal yes you are rice.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 10:14am On Mar 30, 2015
adexx1:
how do we pay for the acceptance...do we just walk into the bank and say i want. to pay my acceptance fee
chill bra, you all we know how to... when the time is ripe. It is delicately easy though but do not get too trilled now when there is nothing to be... about.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Jodekss(m): 10:12am On Mar 30, 2015
Yemluvkid:
Am very grateful.... Hw would I go about my registration? I hv my jamb admission letter wt me
chill still, explain your condition to 'em when it kicks start. It ain't no your fault but the school's. You know now, our exam is starting tomorrow as a result, just now they are kind of far too busy doing some important stuffs to have a successful one. See, out of the nine courses tests and exams I did last semester, only few have been released and here next door is another exam - oau for u. Take it easy and start garnering money and pots and spoons and plates and...

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