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EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:27pm On Jul 07, 2014
[b]HIV/AIDS...
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Hallowed are thy lips
Infidels let go cannibalism at a glance
Very well, thy telepathic aura's killing me I confess...

And around we all move in rounds like a fettered fateless lab rat
Indeed there must be some scientists or one scientist
Down somewhere or up somewhere so sure of it
Stealthily peepin' at us with his record books markin' us as we get his scripts wrong and right... --#jodekss.[/b]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:26pm On Jul 07, 2014
Aaaaah smh, no need nau, no neeeeeeedi nau to propel finestboi to alter da name, since altering it won't add a pinch more food to our food nau and if it is changed too it is still the same, words are just coined letters nothin' more, but if he changes it sha no were o it is fine but don't take it up high 3 much shey you grab... Moreso gan a list may still be released - shortfall list on or a day afore our matriculation number ish thing lol you get...! But the lol thing about is, I don't kinda think that August 7 go hold o buh e go hold shaaaaa ni am like am fuckin' sick of this country self may be I should travel abroad to Sambiza abi wetin you think self smh... Much love jare... Happy Omole's compulsory holiday o....
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Jodekss(m): 6:15pm On Jul 07, 2014
[b]HIV/AIDS...
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Hallowed are thy lips
Infidels let go cannibalism at a glance
Very well, thy telepathic aura's killing me I confess...

And around we all move in rounds like a fettered fateless lab rat
Indeed there must be some scientists or one scientist
Down somewhere or up somewhere so sure of it
Stealthily peepin' at us with his record books markin' us as we get his scripts wrong and right... --#jodekss.[/b]
HealthRe: You're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 9:43am On Jul 05, 2014
Ariyke: I prefer toilet first
hmmn... K nau
HealthRe: You're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 9:42am On Jul 05, 2014
ayobase: Wait, which area u dey live for.
Places like VI or Oshodi?


I need to know so as to know how the lecture goes!
da area no matter nau but na. Kini WC we dey use sha
HealthRe: You're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 9:41am On Jul 05, 2014
T.ice:
Lollss funny u@ OP.
Well as for me i'd prefer going 2 toilet first b4 bathin nd den wash d shit outta d anus practically well wen bathing
lols... Iyanma...
HealthRe: You're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 5:57pm On Jul 03, 2014
cirmuell: lmao grin...ease urself first now...it's even hygienic dat way.
lols. All rice...
HealthRe: You're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 3:56pm On Jul 03, 2014
ayobase: you can do both en bloc.
Shyte and Bathe!
kiss aaaaaah like seriously...?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:51pm On Jul 03, 2014
HealthYou're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 3:45pm On Jul 03, 2014
Yo, this often happens to me, then am twixt scylla and chabdis on which to do first, needing to bathe and the stomach is rumbling, paining at the same time so the toilet is calling, I don't know which is healthier medically really but I kinda love going to the toilet to shite first and do the otherwise just afterwards, please tell me I made the wrong choice cos I don't know o...! Please be honest, thanks... grin
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 3:18pm On Jul 02, 2014
timpaker: I'm on strike on this thread til I get my poems back....
lols... grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:40am On Jul 02, 2014
ehm… I am just f*ckin' past… Any strange issue? roll 'em all on me black butt, am idle again… grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:25pm On Jun 27, 2014
673? Ahhhhh sebi we don go past 1000 ah! Or is this some time travel tins ni!
Nairaland GeneralRe: ...---~~~ Unbelievable Facts~~~---... by Jodekss(op): 4:41am On Dec 29, 2013
In Japan, they use more paper for comics than for toilet paper.




Happy xmas and a morew prosperous new year in advance...
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 4:10am On Dec 29, 2013
THE ANGELS WORKS...

In every situation none's alone
Every one of us has guardian angels that observes
Us

We are here to have plights
And to keep on solving 'em one by one
Till we can't anymore.

But in the processes at times
We lose hope but archs won't.
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Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 4:09am On Dec 29, 2013
DA SONGS N' DA SKANKINGS OF DA DEADS.

This is all it
We've all one time or another thrusted
Some dirt on a dead
Dear friend
Now bros. n' sissies here we're, dead
They'd done same, fired the dirt
The guns gaunted
The wailings
Now
Us alone at the graveyard.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 4:24am On Dec 24, 2013
CAROL - ACROSTIC.

Christ came around really from Godhead to liberate
All mankind; He the second Adam
Rise up all ye that are alive and adead
Opt to yonder your minds o ye and extol thee
Lord Jesu that was born to cleanse us all for everlasting's sake... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/269402/o-nelson-mandela-re-post-from-july-14-2013-when-it-was-rumoured-that-hed-pop-the-cog-to-my-chagrin.html
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 4:23am On Dec 24, 2013
CAROL - ACROSTIC.

Christ came around really from Godhead to liberate
All mankind; He the second Adam
Rise up all ye that are alive and adead
Opt to yonder your minds o ye and extol thee
Lord Jesu that was born to cleanse us all for everlasting's sake... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/269402/o-nelson-mandela-re-post-from-july-14-2013-when-it-was-rumoured-that-hed-pop-the-cog-to-my-chagrin.html
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Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 4:20am On Dec 24, 2013
CAROL - ACROSTIC.

Christ came around really from Godhead to liberate
All mankind; He the second Adam
Rise up all ye that are alive and adead
Opt to yonder your minds o ye and extol thee
Lord Jesu that was born to cleanse us all for everlasting's sake... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/269402/o-nelson-mandela-re-post-from-july-14-2013-when-it-was-rumoured-that-hed-pop-the-cog-to-my-chagrin.html
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 4:17am On Dec 24, 2013
[b]SELAH.

This was what the whole wide world would call madness
The day you spot your spouse snooping thy neighbours'
This spouse must be playing harlotry with your neighbour. Selah
Your adducings.
Now no new things under this sun
Your culture originally allows a strange man to kiss the cheeks of your missus
Ours averses
Such ludicrous verse
Guilotining would walking in next what
Should you expect?
Selah.

We were all born to die
To die to be born again. Selah
Everything in this extra-galactic nebular is in two-some
Death and life
Neither and either
Male and female
Good and evil
Deux es machina and scylla and chabdis
And... Selah
We all came here to go back
Every right baby, be it born by the vagina or by breaking the...
Selah...
We were once babies
On the day we were born by our mommas we should cry
We all cried
If we didn't that doctor or nurse would have shook his or her head whispering -
"Sorry... You just try again later..."
We all came here with pain, shocky shrieks
Mummy laughed
Daddy jumped up hitting his heaviest head against the asbestors
Fellas of same congratulated... Selah.
No one will die with shrieking and keep shrieking o'er and o'er
We were licensed to live on earth till now cos
Our being in pain was affirmed to being real
Odd
When pain becomes a good thing then that means something's really rightly wrong
Cos much more would loom. Selah
See but someone that got ran o'er
By a bulbous Bulldozer may shriek a sec.
But that's the end.
No more sorrow Selah.

In Africa. Selah
We celebrate the deads more than the livings
The wailings when someone pops the cog alternates that of the
Whites
Whites put on blacks and kiss and embrace and burn or interr but in here
After heinous weeks of wailings, empathy's exchange
Fights arouse o'er the lucre meant to buy some big cow and...
To be munched by same mourners back then.
Yes life goes on no matter what
Even Madiba died yesterday
Burried this morning
See her wives and children now taking their brunch in euphoria
Selah.
In all sanity theirs madness and
In inverse too
In every pain their's joy and
In inverse too
In this tick darkness their is awesome light
But light remains a sacred subject
Selah.

I remember few days ago when I visited the belle I cherished the most
She said she was sleeping whilst
Pressing her phone right on her mat
She told me she was sleeping
When she was pinging, poking my sore wound
Can you be on your bed sleeping and still be pressing your Tecno Android?
I chuckled...
Selah.
All this is madness too...

In the begining, everything
Beginning from nothing
Got created
God created everything and nothing from nothingness
Within: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven days
And He selah[ed]...
Let this be understood you true worshippers
Selah.

Not all snakes in the bushes in the streets have bitten humans before
But right in your Limo you can kill zillions
With the screaches of your bulky tyres.[/b]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 4:08am On Dec 24, 2013
How fars nah, goody money ho... Hit has beans hay while ho... cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 10:44pm On Dec 05, 2013
princesa: i see you've written yours? Good for you. But i don't think i can pull it tru. I don't like rules and restriction when am writing a poem, I've always been a fan of 'as the spirit leads' i can't start counting syllables when am supposed to be flowing.

Its tiring to me...
lol... It's well...
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 9:27pm On Dec 05, 2013
princesa: i swear you're a case Tim grin

where do you freaking draw up all this poetry forms from!?grin
he's a genius we must all admit but I think anything's searchable via www.google.com wink
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 9:23pm On Dec 05, 2013
NONET...

Another christmas is coming right?
Bloke burn to black old ethics now
Align your alignments
In tune with Him
Do all man good
Think aright;
Feel freed
Bloke!
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 3:02am On Dec 05, 2013
Help me with a title for this please...
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/268171/help-me-with-a-title-for-this-please.html

I typed this immediately I learnt about the demise of Paul Walker... He died a so ironcal death and damn painful... Well, we are all alive today... To die someday...




...and God now that only vanity
Frowns against infinity∞
I mean, a good infinity
We labourous there and here
But all this
I mean, isn't it melodramatic
Insane
To lose a fish
To an healthy water?
Life sucks
Death's our kits even the sucks
Eternity; the out-door
The out-door is of two-some
Where where we wink
Where where we weap
Where would we meet in the end
Of this world that means nothing with all she has?
Places of fires
Phases of beautifuls?
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 2:52am On Dec 05, 2013
timpaker: The young trees weren't agog with winter snow
As the leaves chose to wither than grow
Wafting gently autumnal crocus to the frozen ground
While the night birds carols in sonorous sound

Yet it is garbed in prismatic glimmering ice
All over the street it dazzles the eyes
Of Dryad, then it heard the bell breaking the ambience
As if the wind was arguing with silence

Then the sound lead to another, then another -
A cacophony deafened the air and shakened the order
A man with a chainsaw needs a Christmas tree
He sawed off the root and fissured it with glee

A young lad - a sentry was stationed by the way
He held his own star, lights and candies in a manner somewhat gay
"Careful dad!" As the tree succumbed its teary droplets on dad
Before making a fall that made Dryad sad

But its Christmas isn't it?
muaaaah... I love diss wink
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 12:08pm On Dec 04, 2013
princesa: Will you hold on tight to sins that doth beset?
The lingering pleasure of earthly realm?
The scent of bitter-sweet temptation nigh?
The one that feeds our hunger growl.

Or...
Throw in the chains, shackles freed?
Burn in the fire, our sex.ual care?
Strengthen the weakness of our mortal being?
Hunger for power from celestial realm?

The issues that plague our helpless soul!
What we want, we do not do.
What we do, we do not want.
Caught in the grasp of hedonistic snare
Falling through time, oblivion and fear
We keep our trod to the claws of the dreaded beast.
Our heart heavy our steps light -
Hypnotized by the twinkles in the beasts eyes,
Dragging with might to kiss those eyes...

And...
Alas we are burnt.
Humans we are afterall. embarassed
horryfying and ta ettacha... Brava
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2013
[b] A TRIBUTE PAID TO MY FATE...

...and way eight
Wait hate
Wow 8 when 8 means co-operate
Compensate and must do it resuscitate
Cartoon carton create
Of ire nay, high rate
I can't help escape, this gate
A leo's gate, like some vintage of a mad state
Misconceived; interpretation of that status peeped through at past 8
O God need I command do state
Of this, those n' that in these states you gaunt?
Who's me a silent servant favoured, graced and merceid with
Some grave pants but...
Thanks yet
Eating the hays you commandeth
I respect am your pet
I fear God
God
At most they'd died; end of act
At least I can still rabbi another chapiter in Act.

We call what we can't fathom madness
Madness is what we call what we can't understand
But what we can understand is what we manipulate
What we manipulate is what we can understand
We breed the more under the phase of this sun, scorchings
Not even one person is too bad enough
To deserve to spend a second in this world
But God knows why for His why's
Be wise
Keep manifolds of memoir of questions you need to ask Jesus
In the tamat of all days
If you got lucky out of grace, yes
I once asked my pastor some "this"
But He argued in reply some "these"
Wrong?
Right?
He was wrong; right
You know I wasn't adjudging right?

Earthman like me don't ask questions
Too much, not that we are bragaddosios
This isn't being of selfishness
It is
Like why are pleasing pawpaws putting on petty pants?
We would always bring the best answers to questions.

Grace.

But God forgive me for what I don't understand
And help heal me you created out of sand
You understand
I don't understand
I understand
They don't understand
They understand they can't understand
But with your, "I understand."
I can make understand
How you understand
I don't understand
We can't understand
They can't understand
I won't understand
We can't understand.

I know you understand
Aye you understand
As in, no no o you don't understand.

Nothing's ordinary
Everything makes sense like a sweet gari
May God see our ears
So that we can ear with our eyes
Everything happens for a reason
Even if you've just got jailed unjust feel at home and don't treason
For everything always happen for [at least] one reason
What was Governor Joseph's business in prison? smiley http://www.poetfreak.com/text/267923/sigh...-hmn.html[/b]
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EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:15pm On Dec 03, 2013
...and gud after noon sass and mass, is da 3rd batch out on jamb site ni?
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 4:41pm On Dec 01, 2013
Tosdam: [b]I CAN’T WALK ALONE

Honey of my life,
Without you my life is bitter,
I never have a sound sleep since seeing you,
Your reply to my proposal weaken my active bone,
Without you I can’t walk alone

My thinking is occupy by you alone,
All I can write after my reading is “I love you”,
Your lovelorn make we wander,
Without you I can’t walk alone.

You I see in my dream,
When I wake up without seeing you, am helpless,
Love made me fool,
Without you I can’t walk alone.

Your blonde made me bite the bit of my fingers,
Belle of my choice,
Without you I can’t walk alone,

Your beauty is a price from God,
It lures me into lust ending in love,
My love for you is never a deceit.

My heart is free for you,
My lobes is calling for yours,
Come and occupy it,
Without you I can’t walk alone.

Age flies like time,
Season harsh on me,
Must I grow grey before you accept my proposal?
The magistrate is awaiting us,
But without you I can’t walk alone.

My ribs are incomplete without you,
Occupy my heart,
Hand my hand,
Support my leg,
And we shall walk together.


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wow... U hot... O
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