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 Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:05pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Mhyke: mayb it was also a victim of Nl invaderslols, amen oooo...  |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:03pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
Mhyke: lolllss..i had to stand upside down b4 i culd finsh reading datroflacsu oooooo |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:50pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
papindinho: I was told it's good to go there alone...roflacsu, well, na you sabi, eeeehm, where's that servant of mine, shekau or wetin you call yourself sef, bring me my champaign, those rams over there kill 'em, roast em kia ah give you 5 minutes, your boss wan eat, afira, kia... 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:41pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
papindinho: Sambisa keh?ya, abi you go come and join me? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:11pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
papindinho: evening bro....ah just dey like, am tayad of this country I wan travel to where everything Is smooth, peaceful, like peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceful like that, wia food and sweets go dey entet my mouth at my command, smh, ah don complete my visa to go Sambisa sha, leaving tonight, see you guys soon hmn...! |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 1:05pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
fattbabakay: SHE no too smart...she fit no catch ulike sewiously, cos my ba3 was full before o but no red don show up... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:59pm On Jul 11, 2014*. Modified: 1:42pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
DJMONACO: thank u siryou are welcome sir.../ma... (Soliloquisin') o good God, she, I meant he, thanked me, perhaps chai perhaps this is Omole, am in soup o... (Vibrating)... (Summoning courage) yes, sir, why did you thank me, wetin ah do, ah demand to know... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:38pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
fattbabakay: L0L...I pity u ehn,expect a ban 4rm dat robot...cc antispambot; D I kinda tink the spamboot is sleeping or something, may be she dey labour room giving birth sha… I tot she go ban me ni nau but…  |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:36pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
[qบ๑тε αบтн๑я=Mнγкε] ïƒ ïт พαร ∂яεςтε∂ αт ๓ε,ï'∂ ℓïкε тнε ρ๑รт[/qบ๑тε]αн รεε, พнγ พ๑ท'т γ๑บ ทαบ พнεท รнε ïร g๑ททα вε γ๑บя ς๑๑к ๑ท тнε ςα๓ρบร - ไ รαพ γ๑บ εαтïทg нεя ƒ๑๑∂ ïท α ทïgнт๓αяε รнα… พεℓℓ, ïƒ ïт พεяε ∂ïяεςтε∂ αт ๓ε ρïα๓ ℓïкε тнαт, ไ พïℓℓ яερ๑ят нεя KไA т๑ รεบท тнαт รнε ๓εทтï๑ทε∂ ๓γ ρεท-ïร ๓๑яε тнαท тï๓εร ไ ς๑บℓ∂ яε๓ε๓вεя… α๓ รบяε รεบท g๑ αςт ƒαรтεя ๑ท тнαт… |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:28pm On Jul 11, 2014 |
[qบ๑тε αบтн๑я=Tïςε] g๑∂ ρบทïรн нïร ν๑ïςε ทт ε'๓ ๑๑๑ вт нïร ƒบ*кïท ν๑ïςε[/qบ๑тε]พαтςн ๑บт… нε нαร ƒαทร тнαт нανε γ๑บя jα๓в яεgïรтяαтï๑ท ทบ๓вεя ๑ทℓïทε ๑ท ทαïяαℓαท∂ ๑… ς๑ร нε ๓αγ gïνε γ๑บ ∂๑บвℓε ρя๑๓๑тï๑ท αт н๑๓ε ๑… |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:28am On Jul 11, 2014 |
DOLL'S EYES. ...and to the houses of the witches with The tidings of your blessings In the waggons of the schadenfreudes With the best healings To be given to your good illness They'll bliss your good news Wit doll's eyes. Africans Love thy-selves dearly.http://www.poetfreak.com/277205/dolls-eyes.html |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 6:26am On Jul 11, 2014 |
DOLL'S EYES. ...and to the houses of the witches with The tidings of your blessings In the waggons of the schadenfreudes With the best healings To be given to your good illness They'll bliss your good news Wit doll's eyes. Africans Love thy-selves dearly.http://www.poetfreak.com/277205/dolls-eyes.html |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:37am On Jul 11, 2014 |
papindinho: lol... I see no need to over-flog this thing though. Jodekss has done justice to saying something on it and you also raised a point. When I saw the post I just commented 'ogini?' opting for the connotative side of it. But denotatively, the post is off-the-line. She may not see harshness in the post though and we all have different degree of sense of humour....lol. I lost a great degree to Omole.roflacsu... Well, goooood morny in Omole's voice... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:32am On Jul 11, 2014 |
Mhyke: Iv seen a couple of posts like dis with d same concept nd to b sncere,im kinda surprised... b4 Nl's BH version,we made it over 1000+ pages,starting from zero.wat im tryin to insinuate is that we aint new to each oda,we'v bn posting nd interacting on ds site since "you all when"..so wat sh posted dosnt dsrve ds comments.tharyoor s not a newbie here,sh knws how we run tnz here so sh culdnt hav posted such intentional,it doesnt require critical thinkin b4 1 concludes dat she doesnt mean it..smh, this guy sef, if it were you the words were directed at, you'd read am beyond twice am sure, it was fuckin' intentional or deliberate, though it is all over, but you can't fool everyone nau, I know sarcasm when I see one, ah ah, I had C4 in literature in english nau... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:10pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
papindinho: You're humbly beautiful...lol.well if na sack letter, o that sack letter abi? Smh, ah don gain employment nau at Sambisa jare... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:06pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Comradekenny: Madmanlols |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:02pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Tice: eleyii gidi gan ohhhroflacsu |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:08pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Tice: lolls u ghat me lollin nd @ d same time cracking. Btw wat's ROFLACSUrolling on 'floor laughing and can't stand up... 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:01pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Na only Gideon and michaeltotti I have seen shook hands with one on one on the campus, hope to see y'all when we resume sha if am still alive by His grace... Much love... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:57pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Thayoor: I AM SO SORRY GIDEON.U MISUNDERSTOOD ME.I AVE TYPED AT LENGTH FOR LIKE FIVE TIMES NAW BUT NL KEEPS TEELING ME AN UNEXPECTED ERROR OCCURED.I WILL TRY TO SEND U A PM.goooooood, now guys' heads don coooooool down as in coooooooooooooool down like that, thanks for coming around with an apology... U no I said it nau that fine girls don't condemn.... Lara... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:50pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Comradekenny: I don't knw oooh,but I guess it was suppose to b a joke,cus ghydyon na fn boi......I checked his profile and also sent him a requestroflacsu... Ah you said it as if you were a fine girl... Lols... Ah almost add you up but when I saw your pen-is I ran back... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:41am On Jul 10, 2014 |
Comradekenny: Lolz......Jodekssna so nau |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:41am On Jul 10, 2014 |
Comradekenny: Lolz......Jodekss |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:37am On Jul 10, 2014 |
Comradekenny: Ghydyon I see nothing wrong with your pix,thayoor is definately joking I knw she doesn't mean it.....I had sent you a request,Pls no vex for thayoor.......I neva met her in reality but she does comment nicely atime,so don't take it personal and you jodekss I knw u're ready to fight d battle,u knw say u sure passno be matter of sure pass, we should not keep quiet when things look awry, that was all I was doing and yet doing jo, who wan fight, is there any positive proceed in warring ni, but one the xterics of good friends is pinpointing our errs out for adjustment... So, me o, I can't keep quiet but to try and make met my own cut bro... And now ah kinda think you are very much pro of this Tayo, da one wey u dey defend her as if she is to pay you wages, ah no like ram jo... 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:22am On Jul 10, 2014 |
Comradekenny: Aaaaah padi mi,she didn't mean it that way oooh,am sure it was jst a joke,that she took too far,she probably would have realise what she wrote.......abegi oooh jst chill 4 am.........@ ghydyon...am sure she didn't mean it.......and 1 thing make una help me Beg Haybayray oooh,I don't knw what I did to him,that makes him lashes me @ any given oppurtunity,Am here to make friends nt enemy I begah get it, so na you she send to come and speak in her stead ba? That joke was kinda too high jo, I didn't spot a jot traces of I kinda wanna make Gideon laugh in its context we need being blunt, we ain't kids nau, well, to satisfy us all, the aggrieved, she must come back and say sorry to Gideon and tell him it was just some acrid joke misconstrued by us all... Without witch, she is another fucking assowl with good improper manner...posin' she's fuckin' perfect as the shape of earth herself... Adios... 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:56am On Jul 10, 2014*. Modified: 9:27am On Jul 10, 2014 |
Comradekenny: Mehnnn,that's ash,that's if u're even a female?..........cus I don't think a pretty lady does that........Na waaah ooooh so we don dey look pple face b4 we make friends with them,it's gaaju.....ghydon,sori oooh,u sef ask anoda pesin ur question.....Don't disgrace we guyz......[b]aaaaaaaaaaaah yeeeeeeeeeeh my head con turn RED when I read her keenly condescending, the malodorous reply I have ever seen on this nairaland, nobody, not even a guy fit say that to me, world war go happen, ah ah ah even gan if I toasted you before and you no gree, you've got no liberty to batter me in such gravity... Ahhhhh, ah vex, e fimile jo girl yan da, lemme avenge my friend, ekuro,ounda, gboa, you mad, o fagbo ni, you be miss world ni abi wetin you dey carry sef wey compelled to bellitle guys as if they are plastic toys wut dead bateries... Girl, you need apologising, you've got no excuse, what you did, was for too bad, punch me o ah got time yapa... Mi o send ko de siwere... Ahhhhh omo o pain me o... Walahi... Plus I pray you the dogs that bark toothlessly won't be the ones that would ganner up the pieces of your bones as Elijah then you are man again... Cos then I would mock you on the motion ground, a quintessence for a better social approach for lasses not unlike you jennyass...[/b] 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: You're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 2:23pm On Jul 09, 2014 |
Tice: lwkmoooo omo aje jam plus bamaroflacsu |
| Health › Re: You're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 8:41am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Tice: oshea paddieee...oau toilet first scared me o it took a lot of courage b4 I could shite on it in fact I did am rush rush... Lol |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 6:36pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
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| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 6:34pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
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| Health › Re: You're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 6:33pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
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| Health › Re: You're Ready To Bathin'& You Felt Going To The Toilet, Which Should Come First? by Jodekss(op): 6:32pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Brimmie: With your Sponge?lol you wash am first then wash am again whilst in da bathroom... This go sweet o for fused toilet and kitchen lol noooo ooo ah mean toilet and bathroom... |
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You do that before washing your face or after?