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 Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 4:39pm On Dec 01, 2013 |
Tosdam: Jodekess, so na here life dey abi, anyway i will join u guys.............. Timpaker i dey feel ur work oooooo, right from the nairaland poem competition.lol...  abi o o o |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 4:32pm On Dec 01, 2013 |
...and harp new month to ya'll... Have a big blast jo... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 11:43pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Yes oo, i don understand OAU's style of lateness and i sabi the doubting Thomas whey full my church, i cant be answering JAMB questions all the time of ''Wont your resume?'' will share it a week to resumption jawe.north beard |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 10:34am On Nov 27, 2013 |
OSAMA BIN LADEN - ACROSTIC... Ostritch they said wouldn't put her face beneath the earth So many things aye, do befall earth-man on earth Any of you void of conundrums should March out and come and clean this black board And for nothing's even on earth all is odd so... Being beaten betwixt temptations or testings! In my ingsoc "Na same thing..." Let go any worldly worries but be expectant of positives! An average man they said wants to survive too Darlings, believe me nothing's ready to die ask your moo End your sorrows by heaving sighs of relief Nap your mind and believe that all is well... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/266418/america-and-lets-say-two-fingers-or-some-thumb-and-the-next-finger-coming-to-form-s0me.html |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 10:19am On Nov 27, 2013 |
OSAMA BIN LADEN - ACROSTIC... Ostritch they said wouldn't put her face beneath the earth So many things aye, do befall earth-man on earth Any of you void of conundrums should March out and come and clean this black board And for nothing's even on earth all is odd so... Being beaten betwixt temptations or testings! In my ingsoc "Na same thing..." Let go any worldly worries but be expectant of positives! An average man they said wants to survive too Darlings, believe me nothing's ready to die ask your moo End your sorrows by heaving sighs of relief Nap your mind and believe that all is well... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/266418/america-and-lets-say-two-fingers-or-some-thumb-and-the-next-finger-coming-to-form-s0me.html |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 10:11am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Larry_Beryl: The ruin of famevery handsome |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:54am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Hmmm.......you just have to learn how to narrate tales coz you will have many to tell. As for me, none knew i wrote JAMB, not to talk of PUME so how wil admission story now even come up. So no worries for me.  I GBADUN YOUR STYLE... Your style would invoke hypertension on unwary hearts thinking you surrender to furthering academically... i'd love seeing people peaing on dia pants cos of my testimony... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 4:01pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
T.ice:xup na, o to jo meta... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:58pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
[b]AMERICA "...and let's say two fingers or some thumb and the next finger coming to form s0me...'' We were Once Kids When we were Once Kids We could raise up our fingers Anyhow as in in ones, twos, threes, fours fives... But but me no butts let Lady Gaga raise up two of her fishy fingers Flapped past her added eye-lashed eyes On a race Raised On a (s0me) raised platform and come and see comments Illuminate[i(on)] this is America please ease. I am tired of trying to say something My bible had said all this it's true It's not true Even some aren't a member 0f... But the best ways to get their tracks Played with their hands forming zer0 all o'er The zero Face of the camera You've got to expose your private parts now To be parts and parcels of the top-class humans That demi-gods on 'them' own Much more sugars Satan keeps laughing at... Seeing hos masturbating their private parts In tapes Discs Just all o'er you'd have many on your cell within [www.com] seconds... God, if my madness can make me do what's right always Then make me mad the more Make us all mad I beseech, make us all mad the more... God The more the the more The more... See, Let me raise up my two fingers I'll tell I'll tell it means Just peace I said but let Obama raise up two of his fingers out of mistake Oops! Is he praising the twain horns one - of Baphometh or... America, All the world assemble behind you Lead us aright please Let not it be you that'd provoke God to kill us all Before our time's Really ripe... Wait Bill Gate If raised, my own two fingers Means peace But big bro Bill Gate Wait If raised, what does your own two fingers mean please? http://www.poetfreak.com/text/266388/osama--bin-laden-acrostic.html[/b] |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:33am On Nov 26, 2013*. Modified: 4:11pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
...and cos Life sucks Past my pants n' stinking sucks; I have willed all me worries In Jesus's hands What of you's? http://www.poetfreak.com/text/266371/sucks.html . http://www.poetfreak.com/text/266388/osama--bin-laden-acrostic.html |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:16am On Nov 26, 2013 |
youngPRO: I hail u to Boss..how did your nyt go?north beard... Yaws? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:17am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Prince adebayo: hope ur nyt was a fantastic one,sire?Ya, it was great enough to say thanks to you Jesus for... How was yours? |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:07am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Prince adebayo: Gud mrning bossgudu morny jare... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:39am On Nov 26, 2013 |
[size=19]To me o, all is well Even if the OAU known to being a great citadel Frowns up to become some scary 101-cell All is well - 3x All me's preparing to hear now's father KERESI jingling his golden bell One school can't dash me hyper-tension jare, lemme tell Oluwa's always involved jare so all is well Me dey prepare for work o if I come around late my oga go vex n' yell... Good morny to all like T.ice, mikkie, nairalane, olastep, depapinx/papindinho, hemmanuel, alabilambert da bomber bad boy, tola etc...and ehm, samleke, etc... [/size] |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:29am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Awnnn!!!! I never intended to. BTW let me add this, i hope you havent shared testimony in church yet. Well if you have i would just advice you to go and learn how to tell stories that is you should practise to become an orator because you sure will have a lot of explanations to give people when the start doubting your admission. Or else you will be called a liar, even in the house of God..... |
| Education › Re: English Vocabulary Paradise » ❶ Vocab Tests ❷ Usage Sentences ❸ Mnemonics... by Jodekss(op): 7:15pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
'Look', 'see' and 'watch' can easily confuse people because they all related to actions done with our eyes. The difference between the three verbs: Look - to look at something for a reason, with an intention. ‘Look at that strange man.’ ‘Look at the pictures I took on holiday.’ See -to ‘see’ something that comes into our sight that we weren’t looking for. ‘Did you see that bird? – I wasn’t looking for it, it just appeared. ‘I saw you driving to work today.’ Watch - to look at something carefully, usually at something which is moving. ‘Watch TV’- the TV doesn’t move, but you watch the moving images carefully. ‘Watch where you are going! You almost stepped on my foot!’ 1 Like
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| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:10pm On Nov 24, 2013 |
hope all is rice! All rice Try and sleep tight or else... You pay da price... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:15pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: OMG!!!!! jodekss oooo, you are such a 'mi o ri iru ti e ri guy ooo.......lolz......aaaaaaaah... I am sincerely yours o... Gudugudu night tola and gududu night to all... Sleep tight Dream dreaming flying kite Me? I'll dream protecting my private part Aaa ni resu make him go see cat But if you're a girl don't snore but if you do that May bed bugs bounce on you and tear your big tight But before all this please my sweethearts Thank Jesus And pray to God for more grace... Exeunt... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:21pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Nairalane: Until i scrutinizinly read the url below jodekss' signature"..http://aaaaaaaaaaah... Asiri nla niyen... Really, only few people know what my monickers mean... Na long tori jare... But d fact is, each alphabet holds a meaning and interpretion and purpose... Thanks man... 1 Like |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:16pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Joe-baba, i have missed you like kilode....aaaaaaaah Walahi Jesu ngbo I don mix you like yeeeeeeeeeeeeh egbami ooooooooooooo...hmmmmn... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 2:38pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
[size=19]...and if you thank God only when positive things rush to your paths then you must be mad or completely outta your #spiritual #mind and #sanity.... [[f9.angel]] #God expects you to worship Him whilst twixt troubles or #zombies and #vampiers or scylas and chabdis just as you used to when positive things befell you... [[f9.skull]] That's one of the expected ways you could #proof your self-acclaimed sonship/ or daughtership to Heaven and his zillions hosts... [[f9.rofl]] #jodekss #facts #mind factor herein spiritual #factor... [[JODEKSS]][/size] |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 2:27pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
...and ehm, well, lemme drop another poem that's to do with me... Don't fight o... Me o lemi wahala but I am stubborn small sha... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/261366/11-12-13.html[b]11 12 13... The fate and all other future flows lies Within the thougths The conceptions The routes to which the width and others' intuitions Are applied strenghtened and make us of for good of all and personal The Father of all fathers with these camaraderieing cameras that could like screenshot The marchs of that jab in one's mind please my mild mind please screenshot the positives Let go the other The ugly The 1 and 1 applied amplified Twice makes ones better past being held to baby-sit lone-some That made the 11 much more power-filled, delicate and must be respected with one's four My four All of 'em, just of fore For fore. The 1 and the 2 coming together. Oops! 1 again Albeit, 2 is of strange just now That made evinced the essence of being positive Of good mentalities Beliefs Trusts and of handing o'er all unto 'em With the mind-set of some 3 times of 4's The all is well The 2 balanced the warnings and to be not care-free to hold always good fate up at heart Young at heart. Be mindful of what you think for they may just reflect That the reverberating echoes of 2's. 1 again 3 claiming the crown for good now The trinity The father ehn! The son ah! And the holy-ghost oops! All these stacked unto one soul here There Everywhere That had just claimed to be in charge The ascended masters Their good just No ills let me say, that doesn't concern me How dare you some moulded dirt say that Jesus Christ was another sinner? I care All o'er me I salute The 3's just within some 3 Jack Robbinsons O thanks for the backs ups angels! Nothing's ordinary Even jargon means we should tarry All work together for good believe me I am telling, this is me. Like just now another 4 told to keep some fading amity Even though the she seemed unworthy Of so so silly of some lousy booze but keeps telling do as if I need to marry And some frequent 9 urging to be peaceful and be pure-hearty Some 9 with since, can't remember really. Remember Ronald Remires nothing's ordinary Believe me buddy your buddy That's why am also always busy Angry Mother-earth's so big, heavy As you could spot me Seriously sighing to make her titchy...[/b] |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 2:12pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Sleek_Hoyeen: hmmm...u're right, ma'am.ya, Tola was purely rice... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 2:09pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Amb Fitsaint: @ World's greatest,I am present sir.na u o... I love ur composition... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 2:05pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Ghydyon: I understand what fynest is trying to say but the truth be told..leaving the topic the way it was before will be better...judging from the past threads since i have been on NL the names were not change cos it gives room for easy searching.come to tink of it how wil the future aspirant search for info on this thread if the name remains changed.fynest change the back to its original and lets it remain like that weda we like it or not we are aspirant of 2013/2014 and nothing can change that factyou know i keep telln you u are a wizkid... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 1:58pm On Nov 22, 2013*. Modified: 2:19pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
Dr.'Hesjay:aaah, I can't laugh o... Wait, I think Fynestboi need to be nailed on his dick, dis is his nada time of doing it... For goodness sake, why having interred something savour you had to eat and shite calmly after the works are done interiorly ehn e fimisile lemme talk jo...? Fynestman... Badoo, You are kinda... Well, just change am sha, if you like but if you know like... Make here your merry mat and do the snores ad-patapata... |
| Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 1:51pm On Nov 22, 2013 |
World Greatest1: Names of absentees______________________omo wo, igboro o rerin... |
| Education › Re: English Vocabulary Paradise » ❶ Vocab Tests ❷ Usage Sentences ❸ Mnemonics... by Jodekss(op): 1:09pm On Nov 21, 2013 |
T.ice:yap |
| Education › Re: English Vocabulary Paradise » ❶ Vocab Tests ❷ Usage Sentences ❸ Mnemonics... by Jodekss(op): 6:30pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
synonym: Adept - ? a. skilful b. proficient c. expert d. all of these. To tout is to: A. Carry B. Avoid C. Put up with D. Promote E. Look down upon. Choose the best option to fill in the blank. Q. He died ........ accident. 1.at 2.in 3.with 4.by... |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 4:54pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
[b]Some treatment in religion... When you worship in some church Traditional haven would better They'd give some treatment in religion To make your spirit feel numb ah! To realities ah! They'd ask you to hate every soul that hates you That you think that hates you Called 'em enemies They'd say These, they won't say 'em like that like that really... Hypocritical collars Treacherous teachers Move closer to 'em and with purer hearts and you'd marvel. The Muslims kill Xtians Xtians bragged (cos of Boko Haram) back to employ killers to avenge Where's the love tell me? The love is long lost now lies are what we thrust; trust. I have a church I am a church goer I don't go to church at times; deterred I am the church I am a church I don't church like majority I church to keep fearing and loving the husband of the church The world's ill and no panacea What we have now are religions of political soup The end time is surely near indeed Nothing like abortion in the past right? But now hos self-abort babies and doctors separate fused twins Odd things End time things...[/b] |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
LIFE CAN BE SO RIDICULOUS. ...and life can be so ludicrous. Sinners shrieking they are saints Saints not knowing what they've n' not using their commands Dis-heartened states cos; caused of temptations Temptations cos of betterment, unknown reasons Being pious-pious Yet shame upon shame and disses by friendly fellows. Nothing happens for something Something wouldn't happen for aye nothing. Everything, starting from nothing has a reason But with you believing all will end well soon And with an effective faith it'll, soon. But life can be so ridiculous Why must your servant become your boss? Infants Dying whilst the ageds are busy playing chess Loosers Winning whilst winners Screeching ah! "O M G what have we done to deserve these?" Enemies Bobbling besides the faithfuls that are doing this Weeping pins and coarsed pebbles of bottles... Life can be so ludicrous. Preposterous Outragious But always be holy and be fastidious. |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 4:38pm On Nov 20, 2013 |
firestar: I'm more hurricane thanawwwww... Me! I am mad writer...simple... |
