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Tosdam: @Jodekess, thank u sir....hmmmm... You are rice... As in... The THREAT to have my dick burnt impulsed me to have his cock cooked and munched first... ![]() |
henryvirus: if u performed well in d postume n have an average of 50 n above, u have a 70% chance.(xpecially wiv average of 55% n above)though u myt nt bin givn ur course of choice. wish u luck.i had 56.25. OTHERS... Law... |
Tosdam: I can only say big WOW!!!, nice critique. I knew my tenses need to be polished like u said... Thanks 4 ur great concern, i will return to english class, i can't remember last i turn to my english textbook for help, just only looking out for new words in the lexicon...man, u try ehn... You sabi many tinx, u just have to put more effort in all arears and you'd be unstoppable mark me words... More power to ya elbow sir... |
Eku irole o gbogbo ile... If you don't understand Yoruba language, aaaaaaah, I pity you o Walahi... |
nelsonmiracle: Guys wats the topic..?u may try and parody dat shakespear's poem... Or u await d owner of dis thread to come n' introduce a topic... |
nelsonmiracle: Guys wats the topic..? |
Gbagbe osi, me preaches what me practises, me practises what me preaches... |
Tosdam: To be candid, i don't like the way things are being handle on this thread. Going through previous discussion, i can't but nod my head in pity. We are all mature, we shouldn't handle post with anger or to bull ourselves.seconded and thirded... Great writ man... I love you... I am serious o... ![]() |
timpaker: guy, that shakespearean sonnet is difficult ooooo. that's the only form of poetry i have never delve into (maybe cuz I'm not a fan of his)dat man ehn, na original infinity freak indeed but dat record need to be broken somehow sha... |
___/TAXI\___ (O|——-(O) Olastep1: hahahahahahahai have plenty... —–\–(– ——\_)- ———–Oooo— ———–(—-)— ————)–/—- ————(_/- —-oooO—- —-(—)—- —–\–(– ——\_)- ———-Oooo— ———–(—-)— ————)–/—- ————(_/- —-oooO—- —-(—)—- _***____________________ ***__ __***____________________***___ ___***__________________***____ ____***_______________***______ ______***___________***________ ________***_______***__________ _____****__________ **** ______ ___***____***____***__ *** ____ _ __***________****________***___ _***__________**__________***__ _***__________***______________ __________***___***____________ ____________*****______________ _____________***_______________ ______________*________________ |^^^^^^^^^^^\||____ | The STFU Truck |||”"‘|”"\__,_ | _____________ l||__|__|__|) |(@)@)”"”"”"”**|(@)(@)**|(@ ) ….._|\__________________,,___ …./ `–|||||||||||————] ====> …/_==o ____________________/’ …..),—.(_(__) /’ ….//(\)// …//___// ..//—-/ ./____ / i have killed plenty with dat gun... |
Olastep1: am sorry. Pls dont quote my earlier posts again. Pls and pls. Am deeply sorrylol, okay oga me... But hey, thank you for including this amid your words ………………..,/ ¯../ ………………./ …./ …………./´¯/ ’…’/ ´¯ ¯`•¸ ………./’/…/…./ ……./- \ ……. (‘(…´… ´…. .~/…’) ………\……………. .’….. / ……….\……….. .... _.•´ …………\…………. .( …………..\……… ….\ for I have been looking for it for ages, imma need it to decorate d fat asses of some assholes on facebook.com, 2go.im, gmail.com, yahoo.com and the likes... Thanks man... ... |
Olastep1: Infact, kejilee and 'its' insane friend are 100% lucky i'm in a good mood.ki lo le toyen bros... Don't take this menial matter too mean na... |
Kejilee: ,if u die on sun, church go full cos food go dey, naija ppl love ikore,ajodun, etc lolrogl... ![]() |
HAPPY SUNDAY TO ALL AND SUNDRY... I LOVE SUNDAYS... GOD MADE SUNDAY THE FIRST DAY... I WAS BORNE BY MY MOMMA ON SUNDAY ON A SUNNY DAY... IN FACT, I'D LOVE TO DIE ON SUNDAY AFTER MY MILLENIUMS... ![]() |
timpaker: Stranded on the road againsupra-orgasmic. Kudos sir |
firestar: I fell right inawesome... I smelt the truth hidden at d 2nd read. Deceit don't last long... I gbadun da linex patapata. |
AN AD-LIB ENVISAGED PIECE INTENDED AS A SONNET BUT NO... So in the stars down there in the galaxies There were these beings grotesque beyond naming Their kinky king kicked the bucket and ran away The next toes in the parochial got took out; hidden Some power-mongers, by The valiant visages were rendered free in incarceration. But the words of the aged shan't work past Without making an impact O I respect you God of retribution! The left-bys' wept weekly on the pins where they were placed Since heavens were closer to thunder thunder came down louder Stretched the unfit government into shreds Castigated them in denude And placed the dead king's son as their next king kong. |
Oluwatola5: Lolzzzzz......Anyway, it is part of achivement.yap |
Oluwatola5: Lolzzzz......you really held me in suspense while reading this. I was eager to see what you were trying to bring out till i got to #24.... And i just relaxed and laughed. You no serious at all ooI am laughing...big time, abi na, al of dem just dey invent just dey invent, me 2 non invent somethn na, I com put am dia 2 abi na... Na me gangan invent ISU ALL RICE jae.. ![]() |
[b]Different Technologies & Their Founders....... 1. Google: Larry Page & Sergey Brin 2. Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg 3. Yahoo: David Filo & Jerry Yang 4. Twitter: Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo 5. Internet: Tim Berners Lee 6. Linkdin: Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue & Koonstantin Guericke 7. Email: Shiva Ayyadurai 8. Gtalk: Richard Wah kan 9. Whats up: Laurel Kirtz 10. Hotmail: Sabeer Bhatia 11. Orkut: Buyukkokten 12. Wikipedia: Jimmy Wales 13. You tube: Steve Chen, Chad Hurley & Jawed Karim 14. Rediffmail: Ajit Balakrishnan 15. Nimbuzz: Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt 16. Myspace: Chris Dewolfe & Tom Anderson 17. Ibibo: Ashish Kashyap 18. OLX: Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda 19. Skype: Niklas Zennstrom,Janus Friis & Reid Hoffman 20. Opera: Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy 21. Mozilla Firefox: Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross 22. Blogger: Evan Willams 23. Nairaland: Oluwaseun Osewa 24. Isu all rice: JODEKSS GLOATKENF. [/b] |
Justiceenams: . FEARNice one big bro. The lineations are so imaginery, pictursque and or visionary. It's so nice to break off the chrysalis and explore and detect one's purpose of existence in titch time we have to spend in this ephemeral world... Everyone has a reason for being alive. It's our duties to find the reason(s) and pursue 'em with our all god-wise for the benefit of all and oneself. |
Justiceenams: . FEARNice one big bro. The lineations are so imaginery, pictursque and or visionary. It's so nice to break off the chrysalis and explore and detect one's purpose of existence in titch time we have to spend in this ephemeral world... Everyone has a reason for being alive. It's our duties to find the reason(s) and pursue 'em with our all god-wise for the benefit of all and oneself. |
princesa: '...the reality of my cagedehn ehn... |
GOOD AFTERNOON TO ALL AND @CHIAMAKA, I WISH U LOTS OF LUCK... |
michaeltotti: our yr is different 4rm other yr.we r jux 5k dt pas pume.md d space is 6k.they wil admit 1500.aot of wch 50% passd d pume.xo if one dnt mit d cut off.nd he leg it.he wil b offerd admision.dz yrz z even gud.wev know our faith in august.last yr own,law student saw dia name january.a frend of mine av even colet jamb sev.so dz yr tel us dt our own yr z gud(Lg):0u get da point jare... I had 255 aggregate last year but see me naaaa, inspite wahala upon wahala... I chose law firxt choice den... |
ashhascash: Great piece frm a great poet.tanx, u are new here... Welcome sir/ma... |
papindinho: no other qualifier. Jodekss is good at that. Hoping he controls his qualities and not the other way round.i am trying my gud fwend, none is perfect. |
michaeltotti: tel em jawe oga mi to sure.what if they chux dt former course nd they dint reach d official mark nko?God knows wat we wud bcom in lyf.dentist cnt study mbbs or urp.i made d last minit to oau.wen God said oau wil b ma sch.he tel me to change.nd it ok.God knows wat u wil bcom.dnt reget d coc.evrytyn gat reasonif one reachex d catchment for oda course one can still make it, see, d fact is, admission at oau can't b as hard as oda years cos fewer plp made it. Even gan, dose dat passed p.jamb that are 5000+, predegree candidates are among dem... Anyone dat doesn't meet up wit da cut off may still be admitted. Pray, be faithful take a step to seek axixtance, am teln u, not al dat wil study medicine in our session wuld meet da catchment cut-off 4 medicine... May God help... I am sincerely urs... |
ashhascash: If i had jux left pharmacy dat i chose b4 witout doing change of course to dentisty all dis issh 4 no concern me.There's something we all need to understand about life. None has ever made a mistake in this world to me, cos everything happens or happened for a purpose, one that mayn't be known or clear to us just now. Even Bible says that, everything works together for good. All you have to do is belief that changing your course to some other course can't deter you from being admitted this year by believing in God with all your heart that all is well and that God's in charge or in control of the wheel... ASUU STRIKE STARTED SOMEHOW AND IT SHALL END SOMEHOW TOO SOONER... Even thunders do STRIKE and keep quiet... |
Ekaaaro o eyin omo naija... Wait, chai, people dey vex here o... No fight ehn, settle the palaver and get on with the patter... Moderacy in being harsh is needed o, people do really see things differently ehn. Some people wouldn't read the rest lines b4 quoting replies that slapped their faces gboaaaaa o... Let peace reign, we are all brothers, let the spirit of brother-hood or sister-hood reign, which is parity or equality. See, 'no mountain is too high not to have a starting point as no starting point is too low not to kiss the sky somehow...' i.e remain dignified in all you do in life, dignity fetches one respect and nothing more... So, if you have items of info, share it calmly, if it's true, trust me, we would find out b4 it weeks but if it's BARUUUUUUF, we would find out too, fake things don't last long... I am out... |
Good night... -_- Pray before you sleep tight For the midnight Peoples or black works aren't as sweet as Cocacola's Sprite Thank Him and plea for grace and a big support Then sleep tight and forgive your enemies with all your heart... Exeunt... |
[b]I parodied the ass of Bard avon/SHAKESPEARE... Not funny really, it's appalling and so dangerous to parody the works of the god-fathers or to see your work imatated with utter derision but, try and scan through... ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE- WILLIAMS SHAKESPEARE... All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slippered pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side; His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice, Turning again toward childish treble, pipes And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything. MY PARODY- JODEKSS GLOATKENF... Is the world really a stage? Weren't you there when my wife walked me out of my life? When we were wallowing in gorgeous gold and manifold money; she called it a lasting love Whenever those words walk out of her mouth, it called from, more love The man just beside our former behinds is now my wife's man You see... When things were sore for that son of a bitch, I came in I came in incognito and helped him out with a beauteous inn He thanked me on his treacherous kneels with a goatish grin I thought I was doing Good but see him plucking out my heart And fed my own wife with it Need I reject regret? The world is wide Wild Bad beyond calling him worst. Even on serious stages That Douglas kicked the butts of Mike Tyson Jubilation heralded and lingered to all the galaxies Hey! The freak had fallen Oh! KO guru had fallen Ah! Dynamite kid had fallen But they hugely hug each other Though I saw that with my single ear That's the spirit but that is just within the rings We fight, we hate, we kill, we pinch, we... And none cares in the end The world is bigger than a stage And even if she kills my neighbour and come back to my bank The world is not still a stage Wherever blood used to run, the place is a big cage.[/b] |
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