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EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m):
Tosdam: @Jodekess, thank u sir....

@olastep, pointing to ur correction @threat, i think d word is a noun and should go d way i use it... For example: Drugs pose a major threat to our society... Likewise to our life... Hence, the way i used it is right...
hmmmm... You are rice... As in... The THREAT to have my dick burnt impulsed me to have his cock cooked and munched first... grin
EducationRe: AAUA 2013/2014 Admission by Jodekss(m): 7:18pm On Oct 21, 2013
henryvirus: if u performed well in d postume n have an average of 50 n above, u have a 70% chance.(xpecially wiv average of 55% n above)though u myt nt bin givn ur course of choice. wish u luck.
i had 56.25. OTHERS... Law...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:15pm On Oct 21, 2013
Tosdam: I can only say big WOW!!!, nice critique. I knew my tenses need to be polished like u said... Thanks 4 ur great concern, i will return to english class, i can't remember last i turn to my english textbook for help, just only looking out for new words in the lexicon...

Thank God i chose eng edu as a course, i rep d course n which to become a prof...

@tola, i dey enjoy d class, maybe u know i dey with my book n pen dey study... I do think am good but now am zilch... Continue prof. I dey learn...
@olastep, i say a big Thank You...
man, u try ehn... You sabi many tinx, u just have to put more effort in all arears and you'd be unstoppable mark me words... More power to ya elbow sir...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:07pm On Oct 21, 2013
Eku irole o gbogbo ile...


If you don't understand Yoruba language, aaaaaaah, I pity you o Walahi...
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 6:28pm On Oct 21, 2013
nelsonmiracle: Guys wats the topic..?
u may try and parody dat shakespear's poem... Or u await d owner of dis thread to come n' introduce a topic...
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Jodekss(m): 6:28pm On Oct 21, 2013
nelsonmiracle: Guys wats the topic..?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is Your Nairaland Character A True Reflection Of Your Real-life Character? by Jodekss(m): 6:18pm On Oct 21, 2013
Gbagbe osi, me preaches what me practises, me practises what me preaches... grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:41pm On Oct 21, 2013
Tosdam: To be candid, i don't like the way things are being handle on this thread. Going through previous discussion, i can't but nod my head in pity. We are all mature, we shouldn't handle post with anger or to bull ourselves.

Let view it in this manner, if we are all claiming we can speak, we can argue and type sarcastically. How will this thread look like? I bet it with u, no 1 will remain on this thread. Let learn from each other and be submissive, 4get dat u are on campus and am still an aspirant. No 1 knows 2morrow, my junior in secondary school dat i taught is there in Oau reading nursing, yes dat doesn't make her feel on top of the world or think she is better than me because life is all about time and destiny... I passed my jamb n post jamb last year scoring above my said junior but i wasn't consider for my chosen course law. That make it clear to me, dat u are a master today doesn't make u master forever.

@Olastep, i know u 2well on this thread last year with bintilaye,misslaw, ugopeter many to mention but few. I understand how u feel when u post but as a mature mind u ve to calm d situation, u said something which i really don't like( u are not the type that comes here n laugh, play with u people) dat unfair bro. Experience they say is the best teacher, last year thread fought time to time u know now, yet they still maintain love....

We are all brother n sister from different womb.

@olastep, am jealous oooo cos i contested in d debate 2, but i didn't hear from u. Read my ink @contestant 17 n tell me my lapses...
seconded and thirded... Great writ man... I love you... I am serious o... grin
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 5:26pm On Oct 21, 2013
timpaker: guy, that shakespearean sonnet is difficult ooooo. that's the only form of poetry i have never delve into (maybe cuz I'm not a fan of his) huh
@firesta .... cool
dat man ehn, na original infinity freak indeed but dat record need to be broken somehow sha...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:30pm On Oct 20, 2013
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Olastep1: hahahahahahaha



badt man...


But its so easy to create. Anyway, i think it depends on fone. Dont use it as such. Users are liable to die old, more older, most oldest#
i have plenty...

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i have killed plenty with dat gun...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:01pm On Oct 20, 2013
Olastep1: am sorry. Pls dont quote my earlier posts again. Pls and pls. Am deeply sorry
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for I have been looking for it for ages, imma need it to decorate d fat asses of some assholes on facebook.com, 2go.im, gmail.com, yahoo.com and the likes... Thanks man... grin...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:48pm On Oct 20, 2013
Olastep1: Infact, kejilee and 'its' insane friend are 100% lucky i'm in a good mood.


I would av thought better on the proper usage of words to classify or better stil, define ur brain capacity nomenclature.

I wonder how assisting has become a crime. I wonder how two guys here could be so clueless in dissecting info and dissipating them in a matured manner.

Oooooooh

you expect others here to believe every cock-and-bull story ?.

If not, just go and hug the nearest transformer or hang urself on the nearby mango tree.

I didnt insult u initialy. I didnt evn refer or quote u, so why?. I only pointed out that he was wrong in an aspect almost everyone corrected.

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You're soo clueless and small to tell me to keep shut from talking here henceforth. I promise to be back here soon. Everyone claim to be right, none claims to be wrong. Until u can recognise ur emptiness, i hands off. Thank U.

No hard feelings, pls
ki lo le toyen bros... Don't take this menial matter too mean na...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 5:41pm On Oct 20, 2013
Kejilee: ,if u die on sun, church go full cos food go dey, naija ppl love ikore,ajodun, etc lol
rogl... grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:42am On Oct 20, 2013
HAPPY SUNDAY TO ALL AND SUNDRY...
I LOVE SUNDAYS...
GOD MADE SUNDAY THE FIRST DAY...
I WAS BORNE BY MY MOMMA ON SUNDAY ON A SUNNY DAY...
IN FACT, I'D LOVE TO DIE ON SUNDAY AFTER MY MILLENIUMS... grin
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 12:28am On Oct 20, 2013
timpaker: Stranded on the road again
With a pack of cigarette and jar of wine
And a snoozed up box and a leaked tank
In a cold-desert known as end of the world
My heart scampers for a soul for help
With furriest echoes breaking the wind's voice
And the soring sky eclipsing the benumbed night

Stranded on the road like before
With a dead battery and a panicked gaze -
I watched my lazy jalopy as it relaxes by the road side
Clad in smokes and grimes down to top
Its tyres are worn-out like my childhood toothbrush
And its eyes are cracked and broken

Stranded on the road
Locked deep in superficial meditation
While I smoke away and get drunk
Passersby honk and zoomed by
Veering left to right from a potential casualty
Me! Whose pity will I win for a ride to my love?
I'm by the side waiting for sleep to possess me
Nay to the bed of death in whose comfort I might find myself

supra-orgasmic. Kudos sir
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 12:25am On Oct 20, 2013
firestar: I fell right in
Wide eyed and walled
Your proof smelt of sin
And yet danced to the beat
A broken tango stalled
No rhythm, no heat

What the hell are you on about?
Wrong, I made sure
To fall right out.
awesome... I smelt the truth hidden at d 2nd read. Deceit don't last long... I gbadun da linex patapata.
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 12:20am On Oct 20, 2013

AN AD-LIB ENVISAGED PIECE INTENDED AS A SONNET BUT NO...

So in the stars down there in the galaxies
There were these beings grotesque beyond naming
Their kinky king kicked the bucket and ran away
The next toes in the parochial got took out; hidden
Some power-mongers, by
The valiant visages were rendered free in incarceration.

But the words of the aged shan't work past
Without making an impact
O I respect you God of retribution!
The left-bys' wept weekly on the pins where they were placed
Since heavens were closer to thunder thunder came down louder
Stretched the unfit government into shreds
Castigated them in denude
And placed the dead king's son as their next king kong.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 12:11am On Oct 20, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lolzzzzz......Anyway, it is part of achivement.
yap
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 7:05pm On Oct 19, 2013
Oluwatola5: Lolzzzz......you really held me in suspense while reading this. I was eager to see what you were trying to bring out till i got to #24.... And i just relaxed and laughed. You no serious at all oo cheesycheesycheesy
I am laughing...big time, abi na, al of dem just dey invent just dey invent, me 2 non invent somethn na, I com put am dia 2 abi na... Na me gangan invent ISU ALL RICE jae.. grin grin grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:22pm On Oct 19, 2013
[b]Different Technologies & Their
Founders.......
1. Google: Larry Page & Sergey
Brin
2. Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo: David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter: Jack Dorsey & Dick
Costolo
5. Internet: Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkdin: Reid Hoffman, Allen
Blue & Koonstantin Guericke
7. Email: Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk: Richard Wah kan
9. Whats up: Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail: Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut: Buyukkokten
12. Wikipedia: Jimmy Wales
13. You tube: Steve Chen, Chad
Hurley & Jawed Karim
14. Rediffmail: Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz: Martin Smink &
Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace: Chris Dewolfe &
Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo: Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX: Alec Oxenford & Fabrice
Grinda
19. Skype: Niklas
Zennstrom,Janus Friis & Reid
Hoffman
20. Opera: Jon Stephenson von
Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox: Dave Hyatt &
Blake Ross
22. Blogger: Evan Willams
23. Nairaland: Oluwaseun Osewa
24. Isu all rice: JODEKSS GLOATKENF. grin[/b]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 6:19pm On Oct 19, 2013
Justiceenams: . FEAR
Awaken by the voices within
my reality and dream
so much of a twin
i journey thru my heart
down to the deep thought of my mind to find who i am

being so nervous
am much of a cameleon
my inner most self nomore
my eye's see my actions
i must find my self
i ask 'who am i'

the voices i hear scare me
but,they come from within
who are you?i wish to ask
i am you'i know the answer
a loud whisper i hear
clearly i hear d whisper loud

my hands weak
my legs cold
for i know not what i wud do next
my eyes closed yet,i see
i see not my dream
but, the reality of my caged
personality
to be free in time by
circumstances.
Nice one big bro. The lineations are so imaginery, pictursque and or visionary. It's so nice to break off the chrysalis and explore and detect one's purpose of existence in titch time we have to spend in this ephemeral world... Everyone has a reason for being alive. It's our duties to find the reason(s) and pursue 'em with our all god-wise for the benefit of all and oneself.
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 6:17pm On Oct 19, 2013
Justiceenams: . FEAR
Awaken by the voices within
my reality and dream
so much of a twin
i journey thru my heart
down to the deep thought of my mind to find who i am

being so nervous
am much of a cameleon
my inner most self nomore
my eye's see my actions
i must find my self
i ask 'who am i'

the voices i hear scare me
but,they come from within
who are you?i wish to ask
i am you'i know the answer
a loud whisper i hear
clearly i hear d whisper loud

my hands weak
my legs cold
for i know not what i wud do next
my eyes closed yet,i see
i see not my dream
but, the reality of my caged
personality
to be free in time by
circumstances.
Nice one big bro. The lineations are so imaginery, pictursque and or visionary. It's so nice to break off the chrysalis and explore and detect one's purpose of existence in titch time we have to spend in this ephemeral world... Everyone has a reason for being alive. It's our duties to find the reason(s) and pursue 'em with our all god-wise for the benefit of all and oneself.
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 6:11pm On Oct 19, 2013
princesa: '...the reality of my caged
personality
to be free in time by
circumstances.'

i loved this lines more Justice, welcome to my poem haven and feel Free to explorewink


@jodekss
that particular Shakespeare's sonnets has graced this thread before, posted by badmusace. And indeed its kinda of one of the only poem i love in all his works.
ehn ehn...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 3:05pm On Oct 19, 2013
GOOD AFTERNOON TO ALL AND @CHIAMAKA, I WISH U LOTS OF LUCK...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:25am On Oct 19, 2013
michaeltotti: our yr is different 4rm other yr.we r jux 5k dt pas pume.md d space is 6k.they wil admit 1500.aot of wch 50% passd d pume.xo if one dnt mit d cut off.nd he leg it.he wil b offerd admision.dz yrz z even gud.wev know our faith in august.last yr own,law student saw dia name january.a frend of mine av even colet jamb sev.so dz yr tel us dt our own yr z gud(Lg):0
u get da point jare... I had 255 aggregate last year but see me naaaa, inspite wahala upon wahala... I chose law firxt choice den...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 10:22am On Oct 19, 2013
ashhascash: Great piece frm a great poet.
tanx, u are new here... Welcome sir/ma...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:44am On Oct 19, 2013
papindinho: no other qualifier. Jodekss is good at that. Hoping he controls his qualities and not the other way round.
i am trying my gud fwend, none is perfect.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:40am On Oct 19, 2013
michaeltotti: tel em jawe oga mi to sure.what if they chux dt former course nd they dint reach d official mark nko?God knows wat we wud bcom in lyf.dentist cnt study mbbs or urp.i made d last minit to oau.wen God said oau wil b ma sch.he tel me to change.nd it ok.God knows wat u wil bcom.dnt reget d coc.evrytyn gat reason
if one reachex d catchment for oda course one can still make it, see, d fact is, admission at oau can't b as hard as oda years cos fewer plp made it. Even gan, dose dat passed p.jamb that are 5000+, predegree candidates are among dem... Anyone dat doesn't meet up wit da cut off may still be admitted. Pray, be faithful take a step to seek axixtance, am teln u, not al dat wil study medicine in our session wuld meet da catchment cut-off 4 medicine... May God help... I am sincerely urs...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 8:24am On Oct 19, 2013
ashhascash: If i had jux left pharmacy dat i chose b4 witout doing change of course to dentisty all dis issh 4 no concern me.
There's something we all need to understand about life. None has ever made a mistake in this world to me, cos everything happens or happened for a purpose, one that mayn't be known or clear to us just now. Even Bible says that, everything works together for good. All you have to do is belief that changing your course to some other course can't deter you from being admitted this year by believing in God with all your heart that all is well and that God's in charge or in control of the wheel...
ASUU STRIKE STARTED SOMEHOW AND IT SHALL END SOMEHOW TOO SOONER... Even thunders do STRIKE and keep quiet...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 1:52am On Oct 19, 2013
Ekaaaro o eyin omo naija...
Wait, chai, people dey vex here o... No fight ehn, settle the palaver and get on with the patter...
Moderacy in being harsh is needed o, people do really see things differently ehn. Some people wouldn't read the rest lines b4 quoting replies that slapped their faces gboaaaaa o... Let peace reign, we are all brothers, let the spirit of brother-hood or sister-hood reign, which is parity or equality.

See, 'no mountain is too high not to have a starting point as no starting point is too low not to kiss the sky somehow...' i.e remain dignified in all you do in life, dignity fetches one respect and nothing more...
So, if you have items of info, share it calmly, if it's true, trust me, we would find out b4 it weeks but if it's BARUUUUUUF, we would find out too, fake things don't last long...

I am out...
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Jodekss(m): 9:02pm On Oct 18, 2013
Good night... -_-
Pray before you sleep tight
For the midnight
Peoples or black works aren't as sweet as Cocacola's Sprite
Thank Him and plea for grace and a big support
Then sleep tight and forgive your enemies with all your heart... Exeunt...
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by Jodekss(m): 4:44pm On Oct 18, 2013
[b]I parodied the ass of Bard avon/SHAKESPEARE... Not funny really, it's appalling and so dangerous to parody the works of the god-fathers or to see your work imatated with utter derision but, try and scan through...

ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE- WILLIAMS SHAKESPEARE...


All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At
first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face,
creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow.
Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth.
And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last
scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

MY PARODY- JODEKSS GLOATKENF...


Is the world really a stage?
Weren't you there when my wife walked me out of my life?
When we were wallowing in gorgeous gold and manifold money; she called it a lasting love
Whenever those words walk out of her mouth, it called from, more love
The man just beside our former behinds is now my wife's man
You see...
When things were sore for that son of a bitch, I came in
I came in incognito and helped him out with a beauteous inn
He thanked me on his treacherous kneels with a goatish grin
I thought I was doing
Good but see him plucking out my heart
And fed my own wife with it
Need I reject regret?
The world is wide
Wild
Bad beyond calling him worst.
Even on serious stages
That Douglas kicked the butts of Mike Tyson
Jubilation heralded and lingered to all the galaxies
Hey! The freak had fallen
Oh! KO guru had fallen
Ah! Dynamite kid had fallen
But they hugely hug each other
Though I saw that with my single ear
That's the spirit but that is just within the rings
We fight, we hate, we kill, we pinch, we...
And none cares in the end
The world is bigger than a stage
And even if she kills my neighbour and come back to my bank
The world is not still a stage
Wherever blood used to run, the place is a big cage.[/b]

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