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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 8:33pm On Jul 02, 2022
Izzou, dem been "tsunami" our innocent posts?

I been just dey reply your recent mention to me when I see say e just disappear. I come dey surprise, when I go back, the chats don disappear.

Na wa ooo sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 4:30pm On Jul 02, 2022
popizaino:
Mane conducts prayers for Salah to score and assists more. Don't doubt the power of prayers.
Oh, spiritual productivity?? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 4:06pm On Jul 02, 2022
hensben:
See stat mongers, stats are deceiving. Work rate is different from utilizing ball won by team mate and give to you to score, this is what they calculated for Salah, number of balls liverpool attackers won that Salah score.
Heiiii!!!! Chaiii grin

Possession won in the final 3rd = Ball won by teammates and given to a particular player – (Hensben, 2022).


I'm sorry to say, but you no understand English. Now I really know say English no be your first language. No hard feelings!!


Na really big English you just know and Sabi. You no really understand am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 4:01pm On Jul 02, 2022
CAPdan21:
E need to answer am o...For where I work b4, e get one babe wey say na she dey improve her group productivity, na later I find out say like 3 of the guys for the group don collect bj for her hand...Na day type of team productivity??
CC: Hensben
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I believe dem get different types of team productivity. Some na BJ, some na spiritual

Na either Iz.zou or tagu.chi say na correct Muslim prayers Mane dey do pass Salah. I believe say na wetin dey improve the overall team productivity.

Afterall prayer is the master key
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 3:55pm On Jul 02, 2022
hensben:
According to your analogy up there, what if Mane score will you say Mane 2- chelsea 0 or you mean to tell me Mane nor dey score at all, na only Salah dey score for liverpool. When o talk about team productivity it simply mean the way Mane influence the team play, his work rate upfront have really helped the team to be more deadly compared to Salah who his job is to finish. Stats doesn’t tell the whole story, eye test will make you understand this easily when you watch liverpool play.
In your first post you talked about Mane having team productivity and influence in the teamplay than Salah . Note the two key words

Now in this post you're saying team productivity is means having influence in the team play.
Baba make this make sense.


You talk about Mane having more work rate than Salah but this stats here prove that it is a big lie. If Salah wins more possession in the final third than Mane, wetin mane come dey do?? grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 3:39pm On Jul 02, 2022
CAPdan21:
Sorry Professor....Abeg how Dem take dey measure team productivity I want check something..
E just taya me my brother.

Hens.ben just deh give people more and more reason to troll am cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 3:34pm On Jul 02, 2022
hensben:
You wan tell me say you nor see TEAM productivity in my statement. Shey you see the reason I said you are good at changing narrative to suit what you believe or to propagate agenda.
What difference does it makes boss?

If say Liverpool is playing Chelsea and Salah scores 2 goals.

Will the scoreline be Salah 2 - 0 Chelsea or

Liverpool 2 - 0 Chelsea?

At the end of the day which team won the match, Liverpool or Salah?


You see why las las you're just proving people right who always troll you that "English no be your first language"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 3:30pm On Jul 02, 2022
raumdeuter:
Imagine say hensben na your lawyer
Lol, if Hen.sben na my lawyer and him start with that intro, I no go even allow am finish. I go just plead guilty beg judge for leniency. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by Jodera: 3:27pm On Jul 02, 2022
openmine:
Will he still leave the club yes or no?
Despite the stance of arsenal and spurs on Ozil and Modric respectively,did they still leave?
If a player is determined to leave,the club cannot stop them...their initial move might be slowed down but it can never stop the inevitable!




This is pubic knowledge and you can make your findings!
Forget about gists....No body played arsenal but themselves!
If Arsenal had shown financial seriousness like Barca,Suarez would have been a gunner!
Arsenal were also the only serious contender for him!
Gerard only convinced suarez to stay because he felt arsenal was a light-weight or down graded club for him.....Had clubs like Barca or Real shown interest same time like arsenal he would have left despite the stance of Liverpool...True or false?

Kane is different..he wanted to play because he wanted to win trophies!
He actually refused playing initially but due largely to the reaction of fans and the feeling of trying to force a move,he later had had a change of mind after talking with the chairman which he said was productive hence he decided to stayed!
The reason for this argument was because @Anfieldfan stood firm on the belief that the club always calls the shot when it comes to transfers and this is not always the case!
If Kane wanted to leave like Modric or Bale,he would have done so and the club would have done nothing about it despite their initial stance!


It depends on the player's resolve to leave!
If Lewa is determined to leave and the purchasing club is already with the funds to make such deal work,nothing can stop him from leaving!
If he doesnt want to play for the club anymore he can decide not to play and run down his valuation which will soften the stance of the club to sell!
At the end,the player has a say!
Hmmm...

1. Ozil never wanted to leave arsenal, instead arsenal wanted ozil to leave. It was arsenal who terminated his contract. Same thing happened to Auba. If a player is determined to leave, the club can stop him except if a very very very good offer comes or if he's running towards his last year of his contract. In terms of the latter, the club will just sell him as against losing him for free. Any player whose contract is within his early years, if he likes let him throw tantrums, he won't go anywhere


2.. I'll try and see if I can bring articles involving the Suarez saga.

3.. The main reason kane failed in his transfer move was because he still had long years in his contract. Since Levy wasn't willing to sell and even bounced off Man city 100m bid, Kane have to mellow down since he knew anything he does will affect him. If he decides not to even play again, it'll be to his own disadvantage cos they might relegate him to the u-23s if him too get strong head. If Kane was heading towards the last year of the contract, he would have an upper hand because it means tottenham would lose him for free and they wouldn't want that.

It's just all about who has the advantage but the club mostly have the advantages than the players.

4.. He can't do that bolded. If he does, that's breach of contract which might even make the club to even ban him from using the facilities while not training with the teammates. You think if he's not match fit, Barca will come for him after he runs down his contract??
All these things are counter intuitive and that's why the smartest thing was what Kane did when faced with situation — he calmed down, asked for forgiveness and just seek for better pay.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:37pm On Jul 02, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Jodera, leave am make e breathe small

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Lol... grin grin grin

Make I chill small grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:24pm On Jul 02, 2022
donstan18:
These pictures speaks a thousand words on who was carrying each other in Liverpool.
Luckiest player alive.

Carried by Mendy to afcon
Carried by Salah to EPL
Carried by Salah to UCL

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:15pm On Jul 02, 2022
donstan18:
“Mane carried Salah in Liverpool”

For you to prove otherwise, kindly show us their achievements when they didn’t play together.

How’s this difficult??
I don dey suspect say English fit no be your first language too.

How will you say Mane carried salah in Liverpool and you're bringing evidence in Senegal?

Show me what he did IN LIVERPOOL with stats as you dey sharpaly do normally. Abi wen Liverpool don turn senegal and Egypt?

Show stats and not pictures. Why e dey hard you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 2:11pm On Jul 02, 2022
Ellexy:
Nah I'm not a violent fellow, I'll just show you receipts das all wink
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:10pm On Jul 02, 2022
andrewbaba44:
No be who Dey house I wan drag

I will drag almost all shekpites here when the time comes .
Lol... No wahala grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:09pm On Jul 02, 2022
donstan18:
He’s won every Club trophies he needs to win.

To proof that he’s better and can win without Salah, he still won AFCON, beating Salah.

Now let’s talk about Salah trophies without getting carried by Mane.
I get talks for this one but until you tell me how he isn't carried by Salah to win all the club's trophies before I go switch.

Salah Vs Mane

Goals?
Assists?
Chance?
Liverpool best player award?
Liverpool playmaker award?
Liverpool highest goal scorer award?
Chances created?
UCL final goal that win the cup?
Cup final goals(fa or Carling)?
Liverpool highest goalscorer to win league?

You've two options
Show me where Mane top Salah in any of these metrics or you swallow your L like a Don

Then we'll safely switch to the bolded
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 2:02pm On Jul 02, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Una follow hype am here when you all think he has joined Chelsea ,but suddenly una don turn una back because the guy no really rate una

Na una and arsenal make him price tag go up
Na you wey never wan drag whodey.house naim dey surprise me grin

After all the whole trolling wey him dey faya you and your club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 1:58pm On Jul 02, 2022
donstan18:
When they played against each other outside Liverpool, Mane came out top.
Make we first settle within Liverpool na?

Abi Mane no get club stats for this him life like Sterling, Rice and Mount? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Jodera: 1:48pm On Jul 02, 2022
ObaIgwe1:
I read Arsenal has withdrawn their offer for Martinex.

it was a battle not meant to be won as soon as Man U showed interest.

Ajax decided not to respond to our last offer waiting for Man-U's improved offer out of loyalty to their former coach Ten Hag and their CEO Van Der Sar an ex Man U.

Let's move to another one!
Ellexy don finish me be that embarassed embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 1:44pm On Jul 02, 2022
CAPdan21:
Omoh don.stan chop L...
Stats....L
When they met....L
Carried....L
Beasting finals....L
National achievement....L
When u con know say water don pass garri na when the french speaking hensbrain con dey endorse the agenda with English grammar....LLLL
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Hensben defence intro
Statistically Salah is better than Mane, but productivity Mane is better than Salah

Once person wan defend you like that, just know say your L don sure grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 1:40pm On Jul 02, 2022
Ellexy:
Carry on bruh, keep the pressure on.
cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 1:39pm On Jul 02, 2022
Taguchi:
the speed at which una switch from stolen pot of ogbono soup to dey drag donstan like yahoo boy wey dem catch with stolen pants dey astound me
Boss, this streets na vayolenzz Street oo. E fit such switch enter anybody sharp sharp. Even Andro.id17 wey drop the screenshots no even expect am grin

Na turn by turn grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 1:21pm On Jul 02, 2022
Expert17:
una still dey drag donstan grin grin

Omo, 12 hours dragging grin grin
Lol, no peace for the vayolenzz ones ooo grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 1:19pm On Jul 02, 2022
CAPdan21:
Omo mane na my guy Sha but the L wey una chook for don.stan ehnn...una even carry L go the next day...u and izzou wicked die, don.stan post picture he tire...
Omo, make I no lie, I personally like Mane too but for the spirit of Vayolenzz, I gatz drag am until Donstan agrees to that LL. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 1:07pm On Jul 02, 2022
afrodoc2:
I need to apologize to Ebu.kacute.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 1:06pm On Jul 02, 2022
Ellexy:
You just dey apply pressure nowadays relentlessly. I'm just wondering if it's transferred aggression

cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Na vayolenzz period na grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:53pm On Jul 02, 2022
Taguchi:
since both players are of the same religions maybe na Spiritual productivity him dey use compare dem

maybe Mane get a more robust better prayer life than Salah and has been carrying the entire team with prayers.

Prayer is the master key stat
Bwahahaha grin grin grin

Obviously, Prayer is the master key Stat bro grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:49pm On Jul 02, 2022
swiz123:
This arguement is extremely stupid. 2 players play at their best position, both wingers, play for the same team, face the same opponents and one has better productivity. Definitely, the one with better productivity is better.

There is no better basis to compare two players better than this. Mane and Salah is not an arguement.
Unfortunately, hen.sben no understand productivity the way we do
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:30pm On Jul 02, 2022
afrodoc2:
There you have ladies and gentleman. Juju is real. Mane's body in Africa was using his hand to carry Salah in Liverpool..............while Salah was in Africa with Mane.
No better example of definition of JuJu Doc.

After people go say JuJu no exist grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:20pm On Jul 02, 2022
Let's not forget that Mane lost the 2017 penalty that made Senegal crash out of the tournament. Then he didn't have Mendy to save him.

Come 2022, he missed another crucial penalty in open play final but needed a Mendy and koulibaly to spare his blushes and drag the game to another penalty shootout for him to take the final kick. Mendy saved Pk twice while koulibaly scored too.

For anyone who thinks Salah is a nobody before klopp. Let it be known that Salah have won 2 league titles as well as winning Basel player of the year in their league win. Same thing he did at Liverpool. Unlike Mane that hasn't won the team's best player either at Liverpool or at Salzburg. Always carried along.

Until Donstan agrees to carry his L that Salah carry Mane in Liverpool and his the better player we'll switch to their achievements and stats outside Liverpool.

Until then, we'll never be ready for that discussion grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:07pm On Jul 02, 2022
Taguchi:
the guy talk say na productivity and team influence, big English with no substance

someone is above you in virtually every conceivable metric for rating forwards you dey talk productivity; i sincerely doubt hesben knows the meaning of those words him dey throw around

maybe Mane get cold face pass Salah sha
Some times that bolded dey surprise me sef.


How person go talk say Mane better pass Salah in productivity but couldn't show us how Mane tops Salah in goals, assist and other statistical metrics. Abi na spiritual productivity him take pass mane? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jodera: 12:01pm On Jul 02, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Salah is the better player but....

Me: Scrolls quickly to the next comment

Rubbish[/color]
Hahahaha grin grin cheesy grin

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