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CplusJason:
You're a wise girl.

Yhu know the matter.. Ghaan ghaan.. Confirm niggur..

Which one way every body dey shout "camon.. Camon"... I don't get..

While at it... Just know that South South.. We're not part of yhu guys...

We want our own "Nigerdelta Republic"... We just dey look una...

Lead the way.. We'll follow suit..


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Ipobs be quoting me up and down... No matter how hard yhu wail.. We can never be part of yhur Republic..
It's only a fool that will accept to do things together with Ipobs. ...
We're patiently waiting for yhu guys to succeed in yhur Republic of Biafra quest... Then the ijaw nation and the whole Niger delta will rise up.. And demand for our own Republic...

Long live Niger delta.. Long live the ijaw nation.. Egberifa oo.. Yaah..

goldedprince:
apart from her eyebrow, na only mgbeke go snap picture like this for this phone age.
am happy i have someone here that can easily spot an mgbeke feeling Behind

Lolzz

The person wey draw that her eyebrow they learn work... If nah she draw am... Then it obvious she's an mgbeke feeling tus-h....


And as for the baby mamarism.. We know them.. Nah their way..

smellingmenses:
You should have grabbed the opportunity to know why the fat lady was wailing..

Wow is that all yhu can say?

smellingmenses:
Interesting..... I can bet there's something more interesting you're keeping back from us..

I swearo Gad the information the information I gave was the truth and nothing but the truth..

Aba breed....



Mods no ban me biko.. I'm just typing my mind

I sat down on the chair I was sitting on.. I've obviously lost interest in the assignment...

It was barely a minute.. A I carried my flip flop in my hands.. And walked slowly but quickly (una no go understand)..

I got there and I saw my roomie and her friend squatting and eavesdropping at her neighbor...

I quickly joined them...

The room was occupied by 5-7 boys if I'm not mistaken.. They're so many yhu can't pinpoint which is which...

The only way I recognized the dude in action was that he had wooed me before...

Not quite long after I joined them.. I started hearing sobs.. Then I'll hear the door bang.. Then a female voice was shouting and crying "stop I'm tired".. Ooh you've killed me today.. Ewooo it's paining and the guy would whisper calm down baby... And stuffs like don't allow neighbour's hear us...

I was in total shock... (don't ask me why)..
We were there for few minutes.. Before we heard the door opening. .. (although my roomie said they're were on it since 10..and the girl has been shouting since then, that she couldn't bare it all alone she decided to call us)..

The door opened.. And a very innocent fat girl in our compound (she was the least person I expected).. An EE student also in year one as me... Then..


Walked out tying wrapper in her chest.. She was shocked when she saw us and greeted "good afternoon" at 2am .. We all replied afternoon.. She almost fell.. And my roomies friend shouted "sofry sofry oo".. She smiled a dry smile.. Reeking of embarrassment..

Few seconds later she walked backed in... (maybe trying to secretly deceive us to guess.. Nothing is happening)..

I jejely walka go continue my assignment...

From that day the girl wan kill us with greeting... Dude had the guts to ask me out again...

Some guys are shameless.. I'm not judging them anyways.. Their life.. Their. Problem.. But twas damn funny.

I just remembered another one...




I was in my year one in school (jolly just come).. I was given an assignment.. So I spent all night doing it.. Typing it in my pc..
My roomie was asleep...


Around 1-2 am in the morning.. On of my roomies Amebo friend.. Came running and banging the door.. At first I was so scared.. Thought it was a thief or something.. Till she called out..

I slowly walked to the door (I was tired and xo sleepy).. I opened the door.. She rushed in and hurriedly woke her friend (my roomie) up.. Then she told her something on her ears.. And a girl that was sleeping immediately sprang up with full force running to the exit door...

As a curious person that I am.. I couldn't allow this aproko pass me by.. I immediately ran towards my roomie holding her tight.. I told her I won't let her go unless she told me what's up..

She quickly whispered to me to come to her friends room.. Few minutes after she. Left.. She it won't be suspicious..

smellingmenses:
We are listening.... What's your scandal?

It's not really my fault sha.. Was my teachers fault...




When I was in sec school.. I went to the female bathroom and saw my then geography teacher.. He was peeing in the girl's bathroom...

I wasn't expecting anyone there.. (It was a female bathroom I repeat) I opened the door and saw his... .


And teachers have their own rest room but no.. Im say nah girl's rest room im wan go..

Omoh as I saw him and his.... Before yhu could say Jack.. I tuama immediately...

Before I wan allow am see me?...

Then I went straight to the classroom to gist my friends about the irksome occurrence..

Twas xo scary..

Wow..

shestrong:
short ppl generally are short tempered

GBAM!!!

Hmm

Just viewed yhur profile saw a 14yrs old child...

If yhure been abused kiddo.. Report to yhur nearest child's orientation organization.. Or children right organization...


Or better still locate yhur nearest lagoon.. And do the needful

Arabs999:
A Guy must nag to fire the kongoh.. But if ur guy does not nag for u to open the sweetie, then watch out : because another smart girl is enjoying ur banana. ..
...

I'm sure yhu have no idea of what you're typing..

Photoshop...

The guy above me is totally right...

Nairaland elders... The wise ones in relationship matter.. Muhna come in una numbers..

Fernandowski:
lolzzzz


you trying to tell me that's not you?? I don't believe

This boy wan spoil market for me... Ah swearo Gad... I'm innocent

Seen

Pictures of the eyes.. And the money or... Yhu know the rest

Lmao.... Laugh wan finish me...

judgedredd22:
haba!... i don't want your house address o! just state o! lagos / ibadan / ogun ? ...etc! so which one?

Lolzz I know... South South

judgedredd22:
no vex... where do you reside?

Lol.. Yhu wan come kidnap me shey..?

ENDTIMEgist:
I have a male friend who nags alot, all I do is pity for his future wife in advance...

Lolzz if a lady is unfortunate to jam a nagging man... Chai... They're worse than women... Yhu no go hear word again..

blackylola:
don't mind them I just checked your pix and you are absolutely cute, silent is the best answer for mofu like them

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Lolzz.. He's a frustrated baboon... That vents his life's misery on any person he sees on nairaland...

redbeans:
my dear jod.ha, are you indirectly saying you nag

Lolzz.. I'm giving you the statistics... I'm sure I'm part of the 15% that do not nag..

Fernandowski:
joy Jodha Matthew, why nah??

Lolzz on behalf of all the ladies... I disown her... She's not part of us...