₦airaland Forum

Halimi24:
Awwww So sweet punkyOh give this guy what he wants Your pum-pum to lick

Stancity:
Am happy for you... You go bounce back to joy mode nxt week.. Enjoy bro...

eleko1:
The poster above me shud exercise caution so dat u won't regret/cry later.Such a caar slightly negotiate @ 400k ? It is eithe stolen car/wahala car.Wish una buyer/seller well.

Samad805:
I can get u one sir buh u hav 2 increase it 2 800k........and it gonna b on two syds eida a rough first body dah will need 2 b sprayed or a clean baked 2nd body dah wat u can get with d offer sir....Thanks

Samad805:
R u ready 2 buy or sell ur carand u r afraid dah u don't wanna go in2 business with people dah r nt trustable enough?y nt contact us 2day and give us a trial

HungerBAD:
The first time i saw two men kissing was in London, specifically at the St James's Park on a cool summer day many years ago. I still remember the shock and revulsion i felt.

I stood transfixed, staring at them for about 5 Minutes and was just turning my head around like AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING this,and then it hit me, i was no longer in Africa and even if i had been living in the US, i was yet to see two men kiss. It was a cultural shock for me to see two men make out.

I hated gays.

Then one day in Church, at a bible study. Somebody asked the pastor that if the Church preaches a lot of things about repentance and acceptance,why then do they still find it hard to accept gays?the pastor's reply was an eye opener.

And then it hit me. Why do i exactly hate gays?they don't bother me, they sleep with each other,they marry each other,they pay their own bills,i don't even know them.

As i grow older, i have learned to be very tolerant of others. I have also learned to mind my business with how others handle their lives, that is why i do not judge married women/men when they cheat in their marriages, i am not in their marriage so don't know what lead to the infidelity.

While i do have my personal reservation about the gay thing, i have come to accept the fact that my feelings will not stop people from being gays, or stop them loving from each other. i have also come to accept the fact that no matter what, there will be others that will have sexual orientation that is different from mine.

In Nigeria, there have been instances where men have been caught making love to goats and chickens. Nairaland even carried some of those pictures.

So what am i saying?people should let other people live their lives the way they deem it fit. what you cannot correct, leave alone.

tuffgongjo:
Charcoal Iron things,I even use nylon of bread to put prints on my shirt$short.

cremedelacreme:
Na no 2 sure pass. During my undergraduate days in Uniport, i used to have a hostel mate that always come visiting once the food is done. I no know whether the guy de use jazz. One day i and my roommie cooked our last 2 cups of rice only for this guy to show face immediately we brought down the food from the fire, na so we hide the pot under our bed waiting for the guy to leave, he stayed till midnight. He left and immediately we brought out the food, na so the guy come back say im forget him charger for our room, he caught us red handed. He join us chop the small rice.

acidtalk:
THE HEART OF MAN IS TRULY WICKED

coldHeat:
When you fail to plan,
When you choose not to see ahead and counter unwanted results with necessary premeditated caution,

And you act and engage in a calculated venture of pleasure newly wed to stupidity,

And everything goes sideways,

You find yourself in a pool of regret, drowning, unable to swim to the shore of an absolution, imagining countless scenarios where you could have been good to reasoning, known better and done what was unseemingly best at the time.

All of a sudden, Time travel, impossible as it is, begins to whisper possibilities to your confused mind,

Reality slaps you in the face with two choices, murder of the first degree, or parental responsibility that will usher in a faceless shame that will take years to bleach her skin and then, become unknown and unfamiliar with your reputation.

Either decision you take (no matter how many eons you masturbate on the possibilities in between) leaves you and your present predicament violated, the anal rectum of your pride and ego unable to come to terms with the suddden sodomy the consequences of your actions has so rendered on you.

Through all this, He that inhabiteth eternity (impregnating her, birthing the Space-Time continuum), amused at your plight, watches your humbled state; it entertains Him, because, unknown to you at the time, your girlfriend will later call you to tell you her period only shifted by a few days and she is not pregnant.

And through the Eyes that sees all things, knows all things and becomes all things He sees you heaving a sigh of relief heavier than lead, only for you to make the same mistake three fornications later, and this time, with a daughter of a retired General.

Man truly is the architect of his own misfortune. And it appears that in every eternity, schooled by our fleshly desires, we graduate to wreck havoc on ourselves and others all in the name of pursuing a momentary gratification of mental stimulation.


Interesting...

swisscarter:
Elephone p7000

Stancity:
Maybe u can give Elephone a try.. I said MAYBE OO

Tomjazzy2:
He was being diplomatic girl friend. He hasnt engaged you has he?

Some guys do so because they feel using the word "girl friend" when introducing their girl to their parents is a bit dis-respectful (dont ask me how using the word girlfriend could come across as being dis-respectful, because i cant even say).

sinaj:
quite deceptive

guyz misleading gurls in da nme of love

Sweetlemon:
You are a confirmed mumu

Amara25god:
Mitcheeww....

Foolish woman, what were she thinking when she started all these problem, well she has to bear 'her cross'...


She wants to be regarded as a 'hero and the voice of the voiceless"...

doublewisdom:
Is that the best technique our police can come up with? Clowns!

jnrbayano:
He can be a man of God unto himself but never a dermatologist unto himself.

Do you disagree with the above?

jnrbayano:
That poster said its spiritual...

What empirical tests did that poster carry out to confirm that it is spiritual?

Don't you know that her/his opinion can induce indolence on the Op and his leg amputated as a result, as such must be resisted sternly?

If a fly enters your eye what do you do first....take it out or tell your pastor to pray for you?

jnrbayano:
Op,

Seeing a dermatologist is your best bet. Please hurry.

Don't take any prognosis or diagnosis from here.


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Please justify your education and the lofty expectations of your innocent parents.[/b]

Is that pastor a dermatologist?

mrdrizzy:
thank you for showing ur stupidity in public

somebody give this boy a medal

FreeGlobe:
only yoruba people are thinking the courts will remove wike. dream on