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lady2lady:
See ya life !!

You don finger her finish,enjoy ya sef finish .. Come dey ask question?? Hmmm ..

If it were me,it's better we go for a test,than to allow this sin!

Why not take her to a hospital and let them conduct a virginity test .. Huh?

who enjoys the pleasure of hand job, the person performing or the person receiving the hand job?
Your teeth chew what's in your mouth, does that mean that your teeth enjoy the taste? Think!

Those boys are stupid, especially that kehinde that said the man had done it several times.
What exactly was he waiting for before reporting the issue to the mum?
just imagine; because I didn't perform well enough on pitch, you had to f*ck my butt?
You better kill your whole family by yourself before midnight.

emaxjey:
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

That wonderful counselor!

Davash222:
Na all these can things girls dey like,

Can't imagine a full grown man suggesting a pre wedding photo shoot.

Anyways, happy married life to them.

True talk bros, I no get time to kon dey watch Telemundo oo. Like say na the pre-wedding pics go make the marriage sweet.

espn:
lol.. *Do Women* Anyway d OP is Gay..

Unlike us, some people don't even check the topic they are commenting on.

Kalatium:
Have met plenty.
There was 1 gold digger I met, anytime we are laughing together she start bringing money issues. At first I didn't take it serious until when she started disturbing that I had to ran away.

LOL

Kalatium:
You haven't met any before.
Gold diggers are very smart they mostly used #3 and #9

Have you met one before?
You seem convinced about the warning you're giving.

Girls have used those (#3,#9) on me. I like what I've trained myself to be; I only do it because I can and I have the willingness.
I don't give a yuck about anyone's feelings.


May God save and lead us no more to a gold digger or even allow them our ways.

Why always Anglicans? I've heard of an Anglican archbishop say he no longer believe in the death of Jesus and His resurrection.

bennyrazz:
this thread, a very controversial one. it's an old one and alot of people aired their opinion to discredit the op. I really don't know why it is hitting front page today, maybe the mods or seun was paid for that. So many Anti-christ threads on NL and I have not seen one Anti-islam thread to discredit the Quaran, maybe Atheists are afraid of them? and I also don't know maybe the mods/supermods/owner are afraid of the backlash they would receive from Muslims.

The Muslims themselves are antichrists.
All these have to happen so that the scriptures will be fulfilled.

Every human has the right to believe what he wants. why are some people bashing a PASTOR TURNED ATHEIST? if you believe you've found the light, good luck! and if I think the LIGHT has found me, no kwams.

agrovick:
Go rogue, beat him up or arrange for him to get beaten. You know what they say about if you can't beat them

If you can't beat them, arrange boys to do it!

Which did he break really, "Guinness book record" or "Guinness World Record"?

Yes, they still exist. just that they now wear those brassiere with foam inside (padding).
Until you go in with them, that's when the secret is revealed.

Is anal sex gone extinct? Check the thread topic again.

That doesn't look like a boyfriend house, it looks like a bar or club. can't you see the Pepsi logo at the back and the paper that's pasted on it?

How did this question keep the teacher off balance?

Kalatium:
Have u met a goal digger before

I'm not sure I've met one, but when I do, I shall tell her where there's a gold mine so she can go dig up some gold.

I have trained myself not to fall for these tricks.
Especially once I set out to achieve my goal.
I tell my guys, I render help or assistance to you not because of I'm a chauvinist of a particular gender. I do it because I can and I have the willingness.

Sirfrederick:
Girls
The biggest liability one can have.

Why can't nairaland make one like a comment more than once?

You used the word posing; does that mean you both intended to have taken that shot?
Young man! always scrutinise your post before posting it.

What the OP has written is true, whether we accept it or not.
The Op was just letting us know how much the two genders can handle LIFE. One is more enduring, while the other is more depending.


Mention me make you chop slap!

Se e ri Buhari yen, boda ni, na old man, na dadi.
komo bo se n lo.

like if you can relate.

KissChrix:
You want to help them stop, yet you put a tempting picture at the end of your article

After reading the article, they'll just do 'the thing' with that picture and will be back to square one

I have told you to stop reading my mind! lol

rookidmart:
You have any?

Not yet, but plan getting one. bae doesn't like cats, she's so scared of it. cat is the most adorable pet I know.

Do you want to gift me one?

ninovandross:
I think those are cats

if those are cats I'd love them super. I love cats dai

some people here don't know how it feels to have a girl like you when you don't even think about her existence. It is so so irritating to the guy, everything the girl does is seen as pestering.

dingbang:
U don't get lucky like this in a lifetime bro..... appreciate what's served to you on a platter of gold else u regret ever ignoring it

appreciate what? bang her once and you get more irritated at her.
it's not worth it jor.

Op just talk to her and let her know how you feel about her, in a mature way.

Am I the only one seeing all these olden days stories on nairaland?

A colleague of mine said "I wish 1dollar could fall to 250naira". I looked at him then laughed, this was the same guy who didn't let me hear anything other than change in the year 2015.
we thought dollar to naira exchange was worst at that time, now he's wishing things could go back to what we termed "worst".



a man said "I want things to continue like this until you people begin to have sense"

the way old things dey appear on nairaland these days ehn. I saw this pic when I was in secondary school, more than six years ago.

jidxin:
can't you read nd understand

since you can read and understand, tell me the function of the column that was wrongly placed in your write up.

Loversgift:
Nigerian Air Force - The underlisted candidates were successful at the Nigerian Air Force Recruitment Board held at the Nigerian Defence Academy Old Site, Kaduna.
List of Successful Candidates for 2017 Nigerian Air Force Recruitment Training - Batch "B"
The underlisted successful Batch B candidates are to resume for training at the Nigerian Air Force Base Kawo Kaduna on 28th January 2017:
Requirements
Candidates are to report with the following:
Original Credentials.
2 White T Shirts.
2 Blue PT Shorts.
1 Pair of White Canvas Shoe
3 Pairs of White Socks
3 Pair of National Dress.
2 White Shirts.
1 Black Tie.
2 Black Trousers.
3 Pairs of Smart Casuals
Note: All successful candidates and candidates on Reserve List are to report to Nigerian Air Force Base Kawo, Kaduna on 28th January 2017..

is this another meaning for credentials?
cloths are now called credentials... guess that's why they say English evolves daily.