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I remember one olosho I saw at Ikeja three years ago. before and after that time I'd never seen such beauty. I asked my why would this one be an olosho.

Jodha:
This is the most stupid thing anybody has ever of posted on Nairaland...

We are yet to see a more stupid comment.

Reiyvinn:
Last Bullet:

Hoes will be hoes u give them attention, love, money, family,
security, loyalty, gifts and send them sweet messages
everyday but that is never enough lol they go cheat on you
with an idiot then comeback to you and realise that they
fvcked up coz the dude they cheated on you with is as
fvcked up as they are. Don't give them kids, don't put a ring
on they finger fvck them and pass them on to your homies.

Anybody that has collected any agreement from me before, pls return it. I need to donate them here.

You can't take care of her if you don't have a job and she does not want to leave you because you're broke now so she doesn't seem heartless and materialistic. well, I'd advise you keep to your pretentious lifestyle, as soon as she knows your new status, I trust ladies, that's when you'll start building your mansion in pizza format.

I'm very sure this girl follows @Ahoestory and @Subdeliveryman on Twitter.
A how trying to #reversethetrend. but we know you're lying.

Every woman uses that number 7 whether she loves you or not.

my babe is unlike 1-6. sweet babe I have.

Softorgasm:
As cheap as sex has become, i still wonder what will make a sensible man patronize prostitutes...
It's only a man suffering from inferiority complex, a man who can't talk to a lady, a coward and a social first class dummy that will patronize a prostitute..
A real man should be able to bed a well, high class lady at will, any time and any day....in nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood.

Thank God you said all these happen in the movies.
But I think it better for them to patronise prostitutes than to rape.

Op Op, what is the name of that your school again?

owabor:
Please house, where is Aisha Buhari?

she's not at home, she should be in the oza room or in the kitchen, but you know Buhari is not around so she went to see her sugar boy.

Zceesneh:
i begged him because it was finishing so i was like lemme help him finish it, normally if i don't like the food my mum cooked i will tell her that is not sweet then we will laugh and joke about it buh this one is strange

charity begins at home, so sad you had to learn what it means from outside.

pasqal09:
OP, your friend is overreacting abeg.
Even if he was appalled by your statement and you've apologized. So why's he still beefing?

Na small pikin syndrome de worry am

The friend isn't beefing, he only said he will never give him anything again even at the point of death... that doesn't mean beef.

This EFCC gat time for jokes

Babamide:
What is mathematics female teacher
Female mathematics teacher. I'm sure your English teacher was female too

Babamide, you're a killer! see finishing.
I'm sure the OP failed English also.

Tomjazzy2:
I'd be polite to any guy that says hello to me, and not become unnecessarily rude even before getting to hear what he has got to say or know his intentions


Reminds me of a girl I met some months ago and tried wooing her to my salon. Started ofcourse by complimenting her and asked for her digits, and that was my crime

She started acting all ''celebrity'' shiit. As a dude who ordinarily couldn't tolerate such crap even back then as a student, I had to bounce, deleted her digits and stopped calling. Realizing that I haven't called for a while, she visited the same salon I have invited her to severally and wow, she was so surprised to see it wasn't just a regular salon and stuff like that. She asked the staff for me because she felt our prices were off her expectations, I came to see her. Expecting I'd be all excited at seeing her, but boy I was more formal than I can remember while talking with her.

To make matter worse, bae who had visited me at work that same day, came calling for my attention I still remember vividly that look on her face when she saw bae

Gbayii! same with me nowadays, I don't give a bleep who she thinks she is... You think you're special, damn! I'm special too. yeye girls. even bae does not misbehave anymore, no more forming, same with my female friends. I just wish all'em sissy guys start thinking like us. start treating ladies the same way they treat guys.

TheRealestGuy:
Bro, women are complicated...

I used to experience same thing, infact, she would sound like she was seriously crying even when I'm hitting the kitten....

She later opened up that it's her own way of showing pleasure that I should never worry when it seems she's crying, but I should hit it harder...


I think there's always a little pain that goes with the great pleasure, especially if you got a big fat dìck like...












Yea, you guessed right

I like your delivery... lolol

martphreak:
this Wako Op is at it again.... January is just a calender month made by a Catholic bishop... it doesn't determine wat I do with the rest of the year...your belief system is badly faulty... u seriously need a system format and a new configuration.... See person preaching is now judging.... check your bible...God is the only judge and it seems u helping God to now judge me...I insult foolish people cos its permitted even in the bible... "yea foolish man your soul is requires of u tonight"....just pray I don't lay my hands on u cos only then u will understand the foolishness of including my parents in this..be very careful young man

Not just his belief system that is faulty, but also, his thought pattern. maybe he just wants to be noticed.

Alhkerimu:
You will not undertand, jan. Is a holy month and what ever any one does now either positive or negative that is what will tram you till december. And as for the insult above
I'm not surprise
Because if you can insult and beat your parents at the same time then i'm happy you only insult me without beating.
May almighty God deliver you freak man !!!

January is a holy month, that's bullshit!
what about the other months, guy better use your head before you lose it.
see this gay coming here acting holy.

Alhkerimu:
You'll not understand.
95% of guy this day pay attention sex than any things else.
I'm using this opportunity to enlight them

There's no enlightenment in your thread and comments. what you have done is that you only spited those who have had sex this year already.
And you did that so immaturely.

judey1992:
@ OP, you forgot that some of those men could be impotent.

The OP only told us an event that happened, the OP was not responsible for the event. He was not responsible for their potency.

Whether the person is male or female, I just admire the confidence level he or she has.

Not pleasing anyone while suffering the pain.

laribari:
I laff you bro and I se how arrogant you are by sayin you got irritated and didn't finish reading. You didnt me to tell me that but you just gave me an impression of your kind of person.

Upon that you nor Sabi anything from what u asked. I'm just laffing here. Before I answer you let me as you two questions. You must learn patience by force if you are irritated again, then you will never learn. The bible says iron sharpens iron (we learn of each other) but if you want real arrogance, then I'm not sure you are ready to talk.

1. What is the fruit that Adam and eve ate?

2. Which did God create first? Man, plants or animal?

You and I have a lot to share o but I won't do it in arrogance like you.

Do your research and then I will answer you because the answer to your question is there.

The fruit which Adam and Eve ate was the fruit of knowledge, of good and evil.

The first of God's creation was the trees.
you can find my answers in Genesis 1vs1 to 26.

Since you aren't arrogant, show us where to find the answers to the questions I asked you before.

I forgot to mention earlier, that your post is contradictory and
confusing.

laribari:
Madam Pls speak for yoursef!

Can someone who doesn't know he is Naked have sex? Adam was dead to sex at the time as he was spiritually personified. Bible says they were naked and not ashamed, they didn't even give sex a thought. Sex is a physical exercise!

So u mean the devil talked them into sex? Common! Adam named all th animals so he is not stupid. Seeing eve naked didn't arouse him until the serpent told him what their sexual organs can do right? That is nonsense!!

For Adam to name all the animals makes him perfect and next to God. In deep revelation, Adam didn't actually name the animals but only confirmed the exact name God had given to each one. It was a test of adam's wisdom and likeness (as a son of God) to have been created in God's image and likeness. Normally God can't create something without a name. After creating the animals, Bible says He brought them to Adam TO SEE what Adam will call them. God already had a name but good thing was that Adam didn't miss it; he confirmed that Name God already had in mind (a blue print) for each animal. The bible says at the mouth of two people a word I established. God needed a representative on earth to declare the names of the animals and needed a man to do it becos He has given us authority over earth.

God already has a name for His creation (after all the bible says when we were yet to be formed in our mother's womb He knew our name) but was testing Adam's super human ability to see if he is like God in his reasoning. Eventually Adam passed that test. You m wonder why Adam failed if he was super human, well the secret is with Eve. If it's only Adam that serpent will be wasting time.

Didn't you even notice that Adam named all the world before Eve came? It means eve corrupted him but that is a topic for anoda time.


So you think that smart Adam doesn't know what unclothedness is? Of cos he does but was not ashamed because of the nature he had in the begining, at least when he disobeyed God nobody told him to use leave as apron because his nature had changed hence he can react to sexuality so h became ashamed, by then sex hadn't come in.

So at what moment did they have sex? Becos his eye had to be opened first before his sexual organ can react, since he was blind to sex due to his nature. For sex to happen his nature must first change, so what changed it? Isn't it the fruit? A Fruit also translates to "the action of a man" and that action that put them in trouble was DISOBEDIENT. This was the fruit! If God says don't do this, just obey without asking or trying to find out why because sometimes it could be too much for us to handle.

You think Adam don't know they were naked with all the super human wisdom Adam had? Of cos he does but didn't see his unclothedness as an instrument o sin or avenue for sin. We also pass out urine with our private parts naa and that is more important to our body dynamics, so it's basically not created just for sex from day one.

The problem was that they disobeyed God and it separated them from God and with time they became more conscious physically than spiritually. God already warned they will die spiritually if they disobey his commands; eating the fruit wasn't the problem but because they failed a simple OBEDIENCE TEST. DONOT eat and they ate!

God created them and wanted to see their loyalty (a test run but they failed. All of us would have failed!!

Don't let anyone fool you o!

Are you saying that God creates and had to test run so as to be sure of the product? Where did the Bible state that the animals had names and Adam only confirmed their names?
What does "be fruitful and multiply" mean if Adam didn't see their unclothedness as a factor.
How were they to reproduce?
Kindly give us scriptural references.

Continue to turn the Bible for your pleasure.


*I didn't finish your write up though, got irritated*

littlewonders:
Tuface is more handsome in that poster than the airtel banner.

I wonder the work of origin there.

Not airtel banner, it's Camparri and 2baba you're seeing

Gariki:
Love this

1...you love praying? 2... you love opening a thread of nudes? 3...you love the concept the Op used in passing the message? if your answer is 1and 3, then, you're a big liar.

I don't like emotional stories like this, it makes me cry. especially in times of harmattan like this.
lolol.

iambijo:
I almost click am o na my mom stop me, make i no see nude pics, but the person below will be 18yrs+

I for click o, but na next year I go turn 18