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Johnholmes:
evn if i want to ,please tell me how to do it politely

ghost and bench her.

AnthonioAlsaid:
AS FOR ME ONCE IN TWO YEARS ...THE THING NOR DEY SWEET ME LIKE THAT

comments like this one makes me just smile.

yomexp:
And where in Nigeria do you think people will lynch a child because he stole garri does it sound plausible or to you?

this guy is a phone thief he was caught yesterday trying to kill three people and was killed instead.

am not saying what was done to him is justified but that was what happened

If he tried to kill, then he's not the age (7years)
I don't know what to believe anymore unless an eyewitness give us his own account of the story.

I can't believe such things as this can still happen in Lagos.
it's obvious people don't think, we are in a recession in Nigeria now, people hardly feed nowadays. the boy stole the garri just to feed.
instead of correcting and then helping the boy, those animals wearing human skin killed the boy because of garri.
I heard a story today of a family, the husband has been sacked from work, wife and children had not eaten for two days, so, they stole their neighbour's eba. after the neighbour searched she saw the mother and two children eating eba with water only, NO SOUP!.
the compassionate neighbour had to give them some soup to use in eating the eba they stole from her. things are very hard for some people nowadays.
God will surely punish the people that beat and burnt that boy.

nNEOo:
OK I need advice on this one,
My kid sis is 7yrs old, she is in prmry 5,
Every day her class teacher will tell her to tell me that she likes me, that if she didn't deliver her msg she would flog her...
I have been trying so hard to protect her innocent mind...
Now she is asking questions I need advise... She is the only kid sis I have.... What should I do

You guys keep needing advice, can't you just think and figure something out?
Why didn't you go see the said teacher the first time she asked your sister to tell you that?
you waited until your sister started asking questions, and now you don't know what to do.
smh.

giddy10:
I am a humble one although at the moment am unemployed. I seek a Lady that will love me now with the belief that things economically will soon be well. my contact is 08136617414 am 32 years old.

I can't believe what I'm seeing

You'd think this girl really needed your advice, but I tell you this; she just felt like creating a thread, nothing more.

Hadez, who are we to advice, you or your friend?
*check the last line of your write up*

Stale. I think I saw this same picture some two years ago.

darkmarky:
not me I will cheat on my wife, i don't see my self eating the same meal everyday of my life.

You mean to tell us that some ladies have their vagina on the neck, or some other parts of the body?
A decent man wouldn't think this way.

AnonyNymous:
Good post
Not that I have any experience because nobody loves me
But, I feel like if a man is able to connect on so many levels, cheating won't even occur to him. Imagine being able to talk about anything with your girl/wife. . . showing her a funny meme you saw, talking about religion/politics, a TV show you both watch together, or even just useless trash talk . Sex would be like the physical manifestation of your emotional bond, so much that you wouldn't even imagine having it with anyone else. Lol. Women like that don't exist though, and neither does this kind of love, at least to my knowledge. These are just pretty words and they don't apply to real life

Me no get time for telemundo, I get work to do.

ibibiofirstlady:
I wish Naija men will be sane

I wish naija women and ladies be sane too.
the men that cheat do it with the females.

Do I really need to click that site to finish the story? no, I don't think so.
NEXXXXXXXXT

this is what happen when you fork an Olympic size toto. the babe center of gravity has fallen of the vagina wall.

take my advice: hit every part of your head on the wall five times everyday and before you know it it would have reduced to the size you desire it to be.
I usually collect money for techniques like this, but, I give you for free only because you needed help urgently.

Zetra:
some of us dont like jumping in and out of relationship anyhow...
please always try to befriend a girl for long before you ask them out or agree to date them.
it will reduce the chances of being in a relationship with selfcentred, nothing-upstairs people

Another thing with these girls nowadays is that they just want to be sexually appealing without developing themselves.

sukkot:
yeah but you shoulda came up with real wisdom like the cosmos, galaxies, milky way, stars, nebulas etc etc etc not phone and car. knowing phone specs is not wisdom. however if you are a mechanic and you can fix anything inside a car thats wisdom, but just knowing the names of cars is not wisdom. daz all am sayin brah.

I tried as much as possible to bring it to almost the lowest, that is things we see and use everyday. Now check it, what are more complex amongst what we both mentioned. some ladies don't even know about their own body well enough talk more of the universe.
Knowledge is different from wisdom brah.
I didn't say they are not wise. Don't you get it?
Let me tell you this, my gf sent me a funny BC on WhatsApp about how some business moguls lost some amount of money and they are still doing fine, so why am I worried about the little money I lost?
*it was supposed to be a joke*
because I am so interested in happenings around me, I asked her "do you follow news that much?"... if I had not stopped that night it would have resulted to some sort of argument.
that doesn't mean I'm wiser than she is but I have knowledge of things around me than she does. for the last time; ladies are wise but less informed.

sukkot:
and you call that wisdom ? knowing about cars and phone specification ? i laugh in efik

Why don't you listen to your doctor's advice to always use your glasses whenever you want to read?
I didn't say ladies lack wisdom, I only said they are not well informed.

mofeoluwadassah:
still doesnt make sense...

It's obvious you need help, go and see your Pastor for prayers after that visit the psychiatrist.

armadeo:
How many men know this. I don't know myself.

For real? haba how can you not know the capacity of your phone's battery. I don't believe you jhor

Gemc3:
Guy no vex abeg calm down. Interests differ. I know the capacity of my phone battery because I love phones and I want to know. The next lady might not be interested in phones but might have some other interest. It's just like football. You can not come and ask me too much questions about it cos I'm indifferent. I don't hate it. But if a really cool movie is playing, I won't tune in to Super Sports. Still I might shock you and answer some of your questions correctly cos una no de gree Internet rest. I see all the gists and stuff (I'm guessing you are a football guy. Correct me if I'm wrong) People believe football is a guy's thing. but do you know that in my hostel that year, if you go to our cafeteria to watch a movie, you will see some babes (Esp Chelsea fans) have taken over. They know everything about football. You just wrote things you are interested in there. If you have a babe, challenge yourself and learn about something she may care about that you don't.

The thing is every one should strive to know something about everything, and everything about something.

knowledge is a journey. I can not come and be answering jamb questions for anyone to test my intellect. If I no know, you tell me. If you no know, I tell you. There. Knowledge gained. No insults. Everyone is happy.

I guess you are amongst the remaining 2%. that know stuff.
I don't do football, I don't watch movies THAT MUCH also simply because I have my own work to do instead of watching another person do his own work. Nice and mature reply from you.

jaywhoco:
stuff not stuffs

Noted!

mofeoluwadassah:
I quote wat u said nw, but i stil dont understand

And you call yourself a lady or woman?
I would understand if a guy wrote this.
well, let me help your shallow watery brain.
I meant menstrual flow (her period stained the bed spread and her dress over the night, not that her period got staind)

mofeoluwadassah:
Ao did her period got stained?

Can you please reconstruct your question?
her period did not get stained, rather her flow stained the bed and her dress.

And that was how the thread title changed from "Nokia Express Music" to "Bought it"
Two Op for one thread.

Majority of these ladies don't know stuffs,
they don't read or listen to news, they don't know what's happening around them.
Let's thank God that some of them use the internet, we hope they shall get informed from there. the truth is that ladies are too complacent with that simple lifestyle they live. that doesn't mean they aren't intelligent but they just don't get informed. take for example; you will hardly find a lady who knows about cars, or who can tell you specifications of phones.
I bet you 98% of ladies don't know the capacity of their phone's battery.
Bear with them and let's continue to help them intellectually.

FortuneTeller:
Will she make a good wife? Will she make a good mother? Is she peaceful and kind? Is she thoughtful and loving? Does she get along well with others? Intelligence is good, but it does not guarantee happiness and calm in a home.

See, the primitive minds has arrived.

Zetra:
I tell you.... you don't want people to always meet her with you because she is always falling hands(especially when you are highly rated as a mentor/smart). if she is a virgin, she will always feel good marriage / relationship is just to be virgin that's all.
Conversation is always boring, let's go out; No
Let's go to pool (indirectly meet people); No
then what do you want, her reply: I just want us alone
Me: Ok, so tell me what's in your mind(me trying to start a conversation)
she: nothing, I don't know what to say
Me: Oya say anything (trying to not feel frustrated)
She: I don't know, tell me na (I give up)

the worst are those that refuse to be trained/mentored/improve, they just want to remain the way you met them. the next line they will give you is, they don't need to change because of you if you really love them.
Oya let's end the relationship, they will refuse(they can cry for Africa ehn)

Is this an experience you've had?
Bros you try o.

fergieboy:
I didn't read the story .. But since your friend called her a mumu.. Then she is indeed a mumu

You didn't read the story, so how did you know his friends called her mumu.
Boda e ro ra ma paro.

Luckygurl:
I think the ball is now in your court, to transform her into someone you'd like her to be.

Get her books as gifts, coerce her into channelling those time spent watching telemundo and zee world to some other educative channel, engage her in intellectual discussion. Do not give up even if her replies ain't encouraging. Let her know why you're doing such and also how you expect her to flow along.
Do all these in love and don't go about insulting her cos that will make her detest you. Those your so called friends should be mindful if what they say too.

Whichever way, it's a gradual process and if she actually loves you the way you claim, she'll make an attempt to step up her games.

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martineverest:
d fact dat u dont know him doesnt make him unpopular

Do we have Tanzanians on nairaland now?
abi who be dis one?

YCEE should be the winner of the next rated. Tekno is bigger than that nomination already.

Lawlahdey:
You are right, sir but the purpose of this thread was not to support ladies that demand money from their boyfriends too much. .. You can see that I did not raise just the money issue in my write-up.
Personally, I detest ladies that do the aforementioned

I didn't support ladies who demand excessively in my own view also. I don't think my comment contradicted your thread, did it?