₦airaland Forum

nNEOo:
Yea but text n intent aren't the same thing right

Do you understand yourself?

lefulefu:
But some babes wowor sha.Thank God in my state no wowor babe dey dere.

I removed the letter "L" from your monicker then I realised why you said there's no ugly girl in your state.

Fidelismaria:
kai

if i had seen dis post 3yrs ago i woulda apply for visual art oooo





very creative

You might get to do this in your final year, mostly fine art students do this.

this is usually a final year exam, if you react to what you see then you're done. you have to be composed and see things like an artist.

I was told this by an artist who is a colleague of mine and my boss told us same.

episode 1001 Jennifer's dairy.

mykeljosef:
konji na wetin?

Na super hero wey dey help relieve stress.

$70- profit on item. if your profit on the item is $5 then you lost $95

Keep waiting for replies. Idle mind!

willibounce1:
Yes...your body is for men's pleasure when you expose your brea.st for us to see and Wear very tight leggings for us to see your jiggly a.ss. What else will that kinda person's body be wanted for? Pleasure. Phuck, dump and move on to the next one. You don't have to accept it.

Yes man, you're right! they always want to be sexually appealing at all times yet they want to be seen as Okonjo Iweala.

Seeth a man who does not know what he wants, he cometh to nairaland to disturb the peace of others.
Judas 12 vs12-12.

I know you'd ask me why I opened this thread.
Yeah, that's how we open every thread.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=pink]Then u love yer friends because jude is actually right its so surprising[/color]

That's deep.

all the comments above mine are exactly what you need.

Let me remind you, that bed is not your bed but the girl's.
Do you see what watching too much porn has caused you? should I call you a jerk or a pervert or just call you both?

xpac01:
That guy must be extremely jobless...

Abeg tell them o.

Besides, doctors advise women to exercise when they are pregnant, here we have lazy girls who don't want to do anything by themselves.

I would have said it's a family business, but I have to remember I'm talking about a human.


Is it not this same Hausa people that killed a female corper some years ago, just because she collected the Quran from a pupil during their exam. the pupil went home to tell her barbaric brothers and other barbarians that the corper had torn her Quran.
The pupil later confessed that the corper didn't tear the Quran, but only collected it from her so she could not cheat.

I pity the boy, but I still think it's a family business. let them settle it.

Evaberry:
This is simply sex education and knowledge. I don't see anything wrong with it. It's better a child becomes aware of all this early.
My 11 year old niece already knows about sex and condoms and also other sexual things

catching them at this tender age is rather extreme.
7-9 years knowing about condoms is not sex education but àn abuse to the children.

shugacane:
lol....i dnt blame u anyway

it's obvious you're confused about whom to throw your jab at.

The Op's feeling could be linked to under confidence ( I don't want to say low self esteem).
Know this, nobody is worth more than any other human in this earth.
Some of these boys even thank the girls for accepting their friends request. pathetic boys, you better develop yourself.

shugacane:
must u now quote this long thing?

How is that your headache?
I see you are tired of being ignored and neglected, you also want to be noticed.

malikombi:
Ugo Ugo, congratulations!!!!
You've gotten the popularity you want.
Your story is somehow creepy; for you to have gone to the Church for medical check up.
besides, you appear like a very religious church girl, the first thing that comes to your mind when he mention the issue of money is a "hotel room". Is that not funny?
Anyways, accept my friend request

The lady just contradicted herself.
How could she be going to church to pray about a guy everyday yet she said she is not desperate.

Mightyify:
Facebook account Ugochi Esther narrated. ..



Pls everybody shuld listen 2 my story...I accepted ds stupid young man on fb on friday...He said his name is Richard Obiora & dats wot he used as his fb ID.but b4 I accept anybody I must commit d person in prayers,so we strtd chatting,he demanded 4 my no which my spirit said I shuld gv hm 2 knw wot he's up 2.nto even up 2 10 mins.
**

**
he strtd preaching luv 2 me,telln me dat he luv wot he saw dat hus spirit accepted me dat he showed my pix 2 his mum and his mum said he shuld make me his wife.within me I was laffing & told my sis...even at dat tym my phone was on loud speaker so my sis was listening 2 our conversation...
**

**
All she culd do is laff.he keep on calln,day & nyt,I asked hm whr he wrk,he said he wrk wt telecommunication in calarba,dat his mum came 2 visit hm and 2 also do her checkup dat she's sick.he said he wuld lyk me 2 talk 2 his mum,but each tym he call I must cover myself wt d blood of JESUS.& one thn I learnt is dat I don't pick d no dat I don't knw except d person sent me a txt.
**

**
I agreed 2 talk 2 d woman he claimed 2 b his mum,she was lyk saying dat she's of aged dat she needed grand children.I pretended & ddnt knw wot dey were up 2. But b4 den,he invited me 2 calarba,I told hm dat he shuld b d one 2 come luk 4 me not d other way round dat am not desperate or greedy.he accepted dat he ll come 2 enugu 2day which is wed.
**

**
den I ll go bak 2 calarba wt hm 2mrw so dat I culd help tk care of his mum dat he ll b in UK on monday.he also said he's d only son but has a sis which stays abroad wt her husband.so on sunday he asked d kind of phone dat I was using,I told hm I use a Samsung galaxy S5.he asked if I wuld lyk 2 change d phone I laughed and told hm if he can do it dat I ll accept.
**
he asked d kind of phone I needed I told hm I don't ve a choice provided it's bigger dan wot am using nw.he said he ll get it ystrdy been tuesday.meanwhile whn I went 2 monin mass on monday,I told my priest all dat is happening,he prayed 4 me & gv me d bible verses dat I ll b praying and dat I shuld b visiting d CHAPEL often.he said if he call again dat I shuld pick it but first bak myself wt prayers and careful while talkn wt hm dat he ll b praying 4 me 2.
**

**
ds monin,he cald me and said dat he's at fuel station dat he wants 2 start comn bak 2 enugu after fueling his car,I told hm dat we need 2 pray 2geda so dat his journey ll b successful,he agreed,my brother was there wt my neighbour,I told dem everythn and d phone was on speaker,he said I shuld do d praying,I startd praying wt hm while d phone is on speaker,he culdnt wait 4 me 2 finish he said he wants 2 start moving,I ended d prayer myself.
**

**
so da monin whn I was abt going 2 church 2 do my medical checkup,I told God dat I want hm 2 call my no immediately I got 2 d gate of d church & it hapnd jst dat way.I ddnt pick up,I ddnt elided 2 finish my checkup,he cald again,I rushed 2 d CHAPEL & PRAY,den whn I came our my phone rang again,it was hm,but it was anoda voice dat I heard,and I can also hear d sound of ambulance on d background.d person said madam dat ur husband jst had an accident at okigwe dat I shuld call bak;
**

**
I ddnt say anythn.after 20 mins I ddnt t call,dey had 2 call me bak and ask if he's actually my husband dat he's d police man dat wants 2 help me.I told hm 2 calm down and also asked hm if d stupid Richard is still alive he said yes.I told hm I ll call bak.so when I ddnt call,dey had 2 call me bak,I told dem 2 gv d phone 2 d owner dat I want 2 talk 2 hm myself if he can talk,he collected d phone,coughing and claiming 2 b crying,
**

**
I asked hm wot hapnd,he sai he was rubbed by some villagers at okigwe dat dey were at police station nw and dat dey seized his car dat dey needed some money so dat dey culd release hm.I asked hm if he was not wt his ATM,he said he's not wt it,I asked hm hw can he travl wtout an ATM,ok if he actually got 2 enugu hw do we pay our hotel bills and d feeding,he said he ll make a call 4 dat dat meanwhile dat am in d position 2 help hm as d lady he wants 2 marry.
**

**
I asked him how much was involved he said 42k dat d police man ll send d datails dat involved ll pay in d money wt.I started laughing immediately & told hm dat he entrd one chance,dat I ve been seeing Hi type not even once,he asked shed wot I mearnt,d claimed policy collected d phone and said I shuld hurry so dat dey culd release hm and dat he asked Skelbo needed 2 rush 2 dat hospital...I den finished dem and warned dem not 2 call my line again.
**

**
I told hm dat if he dat dnt repent dat dnt at he ll dat dnt a tie wt his gang and d stupid woman dat claimed 2 b his mother.ever since dat en he has not cald and his line has been switched off...ds was hapning around 12pm.so my dear pple,my God is alive...my everyday 2 d CHAPEL was not in vain and my ROSARY which in pray everyday...including d prayer 2 St Micheal d arch angel...
**

**
dat was wot in used 2 do my midnyt prayers.who said dat my God is not alive shuld come and see.everyone shuld b careful especially ds xmas 419 is real and d as is not d first tym am meeting dem.I don't pray 4 my enemies 2 see dem let alone my frnds.Never u relent in prayers.God ll expose don't email one after don't email other.pls frnds u can search hm wt d above name... Richard Obiora Eze


Photo of him is attached

Only God knows where you were rushing to with this your typing. were you in a hurry to post this?
calm down and convey your message well, nairaland is not going for Christmas break.

Mcleo007:
How can you compare two failed governments side by side? You think PMS at N85 is something plausible? SMH for Nigerian youths!

Shall we compare the two parties (APC PDP) or compare GEJ and PMB.
All the promises made by buhari and his gang APC are yet to be actualised, not a single one.
"I will stabilise oil price", "One meal per day", "3million jobs per year", eradication of bokoharam, name them, has he achieved anything yet?
The dude was only hungry for power, that's why he ran for over four times, now that he's got the power he's been hungry for, it's time for him to pay back. Buhari is here for payback. infact all our past leaders are hungry for power that's why they keep trying to come RULE again. To see that Nigerians don't think; they voted in a cattle rearer and an illiterate.

calyto:
DURING GEJ'S TENURE AS PRESIDENT, THERE WAS A FLOOR PRICE AND THAT WAS WHY TELCOS LIKE SMILE, SPECTRANET ETC COULD COME INTO THE MARKET AND STILL DO WELL IN THEIR VARIOUS CLUSTERS.
THERE WAS A FLOOR PRICE UPTILL OCTOBER LAST YEAR WHEN NCC LIFTED IT.
AFTER THE FLOOR PRICE WAS LIFTED, GLO BECAME PREDATORS BUT CONSUMERS WERE LOOKING AT IT LIKE A COMPETITION.
IF THEY ALLOW GLO TO CONTINUE TO HAVE THEIR WAYS, TELCOS LIKE SMILE,SPECTRANET, AIRTEL, ETISALAT, AND OTHER SMALL TELCOS WILL PACK UP.
IT IS THE SAME REASON WHY NTEL ARE STILL HIDING THEIR FACE SOMEWHERE.
1. IF GLO CONTINUE THIS PREDATORY MOVES, IT WILL NEVER ENCOURAGE INVESTOR INTO NIGERIAN TELCO SPACE.
2. THERE WILL BE JOB LOSS

MEANWHILE, HOW MUCH WAS DATA BUNDLE BEFORE OCTOBER 2015 SEF? EVEN DURING GEJs ERA, IT WAS 500MB FOR 1K EXCEPT FOR AIRTEL WHERE YOU CAN SUBSCRIBE FOR BLACKBERRY AND USE THE DATA ON ANDROID.
THESE ARE MY VIEWS AND I STAND TO BE CORRECTED SIRS/MAS-NO NEED FOR INSULTS

The government is supposed to make life easier for the people, not otherwise. In Nigeria now, everything has become luxurious, even food, water, shelter.
there are people or let me say almost everyone in Nigeria today use the internet for their daily businesses.
No one can boast of our security, neither can we boast of any other good thing in Nigeria.
The government of Nigeria has forgotten its role.

This is what you get when you vote in an illiterate.
That man called buhari is a...
I remember it was his time as head of state people were forced to sell their commodities at a certain price.

everybody stretch your hands towards the Op ab pray for him.

It's a good thing you already know your fault, work on your flaws. You perhaps lack understanding and patience that's why you've been nagging about the money. You say you love him, show him!. If he's what you've said him to be then he will consider it.








Don't take any advice, just live your life.

johnpaulo:
Ladies of na our days,very greedy dey love money like ploce like twenty naira.

where are you rushing to? calm down make you spell well joor even if na pidgin

BiafranBushBoy:
I love cats real Bad

We association of cats lovers.

jobnation:
look guys its not a joke am crious

and you finally convinced yourself with this your lie, now you want to confuse us too?


O ya goan sleep.

This is so unrealistic of you op.

What is the apostrophe doing on the "Wife's"?