₦airaland Forum

TourismMan:
this man looks unserious in life. More like someone who would prefer to spend 22/24hrs in beer parlour than presiding over affairs of a whole state.

#JustMyObservation

This same man was the deputy speaker if House of Reps for over eight years. Your father that is serious, what has he achieved in his miserable life.

numen:
You're just simple minded.

You think if I am part of the cabal that finds a very compelling double for Buhari we'll just present it to the public without doing our homework In this age of affordable cosmetic surgeries and technological advancements

That notch on his left ear won't take a qualified cosmetic surgeon more than 15mins to perform! It seems you haven't watched any episode of "Botched?" You'll be wise to do so. I'll guarantee your jonsing will be cured!

With the antecedent that was set with President Yar'dua and the subsequent secrecy shrouding PMB's 100days sojourn in London, you have no moral Locus Standi to chide any Nigerian believing Buhari is actually Jibrin!

If you wan't to lay any blame or point fingers, I encourage you to face squarely APC communication apparatus and Buhari's media handlers who have allowed this rumour to fester without any concrete steps to douse it.

You can also blame in strong terms, Buhari, who has a penchant of commenting/addressing burning national issues on an International Stage instead of nipping it in the bud locally thereby subjecting the nation Nigeria to untold ridicule and caricature by other states!


PS:
Watch and see what Cosmetic Surgery can do https://youtu.be/ExJMnYeVT1Q

Bros biko are you married If yes, I pray that you have a peaceful home. If no, I willingly donate my first daughter to you. Please come and marry her.

Buhari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many times did I call you..

I'm sure he's been missing his birthdays, that's why he's still 36

vizkiz:
I will give two people 50k tomorrow if super Eagles beat Argentina.

Just quote my moniker with your account number. I'll credit the first two account numbers.

That's my account number 3088512353 First bank
Nigeria will win tomorrow.

Abeg move to Fp sharply

The Academic staff Union of Universities, on Sunday 13th of August 2017 embarked on a Nationwide compulsory industrial action. Following the inadequacy of the Federal government to fulfill the 2009 MOU reached by the two bodies.

Wow!!! Happy Birthday dear, You really look beautiful. I wish to know more abt you.

So you people are trying to tell me that Musa is older than me with just two years. Ok continue lying

bet9ja nko?? ?

RIPEnglish:
Nice one but i thinked they are still need message retrieve on it to made it of in perfect once.

Please my brother what language are you speaking?? ?

This girl has been my crush since when she was four years old. Chai!! Baba god pick up the call abeg

Barrack Obama's second daughter, Sasha was captured wearing a sexy bikiny and her oil well is showing in the pic.

Since Nairaland does not want to leave mmm alone. I'm suggesting that we MMM participants leave nairaland for good. So I'm proposing for a total boycott of Nairaland by all MMM members for one week, starting from tomorrow which is Monday 16th January 2017. So that Nairaland will feel the impact of MMM in their life.

As at 4o'clock today being 14 January 2017. MMM began to match some of her participants for payments. Especially those with small amount of money. For those that are yet to be matched. Kindly exercise patience as the system has commenced matchings gradually.

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Where the fvck is my fvck!!

I nearly gave a fvck, but thank God!! !!

where is my fucck!!!

Candycrusher:
i feel sorry for her punny. 15 inches royal highness dick every night for a girl who should be getting ready to gain admission into higher institution. The north and their religion are anti-women

Twale for you baba! !!

shininglite:
Attempting to give a f*uck

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Please recharge your f*ucks


Some pics are meant for the viewing pleasure of just you and your family..

where the Bleep is your Bleep? ?

Help, my friends house help is accusing him of being responsible for her 6 weeks pregnancy. And his wife has debunked the girls allegations. Even my friend is denying it. I know he didn't do it, because he never hides anything from me. And I know all his side chicks. The girl is just trying to break his marriage. Please is there any paternity test that can be done urgently to prove his innocence Advice needed urgently.

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Fishers of dicks indeed!!!

Appeal to Journalists from Sergey Mavrodi

Dear journalists, “analysts” and all kinds of “experts”!

Please stop using MMM to gain cheap popularity. Leave us alone and let us work without interference. I’m just astonished by your irresponsibility and cynical attitude. Interests of millions of people, your fellow citizens are at stake. Don’t you have any sympathy for them? Why are you fueling hysteria around MMM and provoking a panic? Why are you doing this so diligently and persistently, what is your purpose?

In fact, absolutely all your provocative and worthless articles and “analyses” (I said “worthless” because you do not have any real information about what happens in the System, and might have never had; you simply invent everything, fabricate it) are merely negative: “MMM has collapsed!!!.. MMM will not be working in January!!!..” etc. Are you intentionally presenting all of it in such a manner and whipping up tension by any means possible in order to increase the ratings of your publications and attract attention to them? Don’t you care about people at all?

So, nothing has collapsed, and MMM will safely resume its work in January, as announced. Suspension of work for holidays is a usual thing, merely working moment, no more than that. It would have remained a normal, just a part of the usual routine, and might have gone almost unnoticed if it were not for your totally cynical and irresponsible attempts to advertise yourself, create a scandal out of nowhere, and make the most of this news topic in any possible way.

Again, leave MMM alone and let us work. Nothing has collapsed, and MMM will perfectly resume its work in January. We Can Change the World!


Sergey Mavrodi

Appeal to Journalists from Sergey Mavrodi

Dear journalists, “analysts” and all kinds of “experts”!

Please stop using MMM to gain cheap popularity. Leave us alone and let us work without interference. I’m just astonished by your irresponsibility and cynical attitude. Interests of millions of people, your fellow citizens are at stake. Don’t you have any sympathy for them? Why are you fueling hysteria around MMM and provoking a panic? Why are you doing this so diligently and persistently, what is your purpose?

In fact, absolutely all your provocative and worthless articles and “analyses” (I said “worthless” because you do not have any real information about what happens in the System, and might have never had; you simply invent everything, fabricate it) are merely negative: “MMM has collapsed!!!.. MMM will not be working in January!!!..” etc. Are you intentionally presenting all of it in such a manner and whipping up tension by any means possible in order to increase the ratings of your publications and attract attention to them? Don’t you care about people at all?

So, nothing has collapsed, and MMM will safely resume its work in January, as announced. Suspension of work for holidays is a usual thing, merely working moment, no more than that. It would have remained a normal, just a part of the usual routine, and might have gone almost unnoticed if it were not for your totally cynical and irresponsible attempts to advertise yourself, create a scandal out of nowhere, and make the most of this news topic in any possible way.

Again, leave MMM alone and let us work. Nothing has collapsed, and MMM will perfectly resume its work in January. We Can Change the World!


Sergey Mavrodi

he should carry his cross