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TravelRe: Present Your Visa by Joebryan(op): 11:57pm On Aug 11, 2017
Thank you very much my brother. .

But please, what will be the case if my passport is a new and recent one, having no visa on it and I am flying to a "visa free" or "visa on arrival" country? Will I be denied my journey because of the virgin passport or any other related reason?
TravelPresent Your Visa by Joebryan(op): 10:09pm On Aug 11, 2017
Hello guys, please I need help on this. I haven't travelled by plane both outside and within the country before. So I don't have enough knowledge about the preparations that take place at resident country airport before taking off. Please I want to know, for instance, if I want to travel to a country (with my visa) will the airport or airline staff or crew ask me to present my visa? I mean would they request that I should show them my visa?

I know I might show other documents like my passport, ticket etc.. . But will they also ask for my visa? Please guys, I need help on this. Thank you all.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 42 Homosexuals In Lagos Hotel by Joebryan(m): 6:50pm On Jul 30, 2017
"Let any of you who has no sin in him be first to cast a stone on her" Jesus said



When superstition and religion mixes together, it's an assassin of intellect.. .
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fulani Herdsmen Block Major Road In Abuja Central With Their Cattle (See Photos) by Joebryan(m): 10:49pm On Jul 17, 2017
And you still call this place a country? huh huh huh

When last did you hear of cattle parading along Accra or Pretoria? huh
huh
Let me not mention London or Washington DC.

Imagine the mess at a major road of the nation's capital undecided undecided undecided
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 12 by Joebryan(m): 10:34pm On Jul 13, 2017
Please I need help on this seriously, Which country can I book as my final destination that I must transit through Amsterdam to get to my destination? Please I need an answer please. Thank you all
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso: The Land Igbos Are Holding In The North More Than Whole South-East by Joebryan(m): 2:18pm On Jun 22, 2017
Before I was born, they have been talking about "peace in Nigeria" and even till now, that peace is nowhere to be found. He is speaking perhaps because he is benefiting tremendously from the igbos in one way or the other and he knows if the leave, he would be frustrated. Does the Fulani herdsmen understand the language of "peace" and the useless phrase "One Nigeria"?

Please enough of this story, anyone whose investment is more important than his own life should remain in the North. Those who are ready to go would go. As simple as that!!!
FamilyRe: Please How Can Someone Handle A Wife That Loves Sex So Much? by Joebryan(m): 2:29pm On Jun 04, 2017
Hmmm... I was born to hear the saying "Too Much Of Everything Is Bad" If actually she is feeding you well, I mean well balanced nutritious diet, then you shouldn't be complaining. But then, you should have known this before getting married to her... If you both are still young couples, you can talk it out with her since you seems not to be comfortable with it. If she is an understanding type, coupled with prayers and counseling, it will be solved and she won't go outside to get it.

Sex is good. But TOO MUCH sex is actually not too good (health wise)
PhonesRe: Is It Wrong For A Guy To Use A Pink A Phone? by Joebryan(m): 1:06pm On May 08, 2017
Very soon, we Nigerians will start saying pencil leg trousers or leggings are meant for ladies only...

Some of we Nigerians reason from the anus undecided undecided angry

So disgusting!!!!
PhonesRe: Is It Wrong For A Guy To Use A Pink A Phone? by Joebryan(m): 1:03pm On May 08, 2017
Kondomatic:
Please do yourself and humanity a favor and grow up. You still have a whole lot of it to do.

I am living in 2017 not hundreds years ago, skirt used to be clothe for male but you sir, do not wear skirt. High heels were invented for men but you don't wear high heels. High heels and skirts are now female attires and weren't so hundred years ago.

Do us a favour and deactivate your nairaland account because there was no nairaland hundred years ago.

Destroy your phone, go back to using black and white TV, destroy your fridge and freezer and start using clay pots because Clay pots, fridges, phone and colored TVs that you enjoy now didn't exist hundred years ago.
You are almost typing off point. There are certain things that do not really depend on the past or present. Stop comparing impossibilities with possibilities. It is very questionable and suspicious for a guy to use anything that is strictly meant for ladies like high heels, skirt, shower cap, bra, G-string pants etc... But it is NOT and will NEVER be a suspicious thing for a guy to prefer a pink colour.

No colour was meant only for ladies. You and I were born to know that most ladies like pink colour, that doesn't therefore means a guy can't prefer it too...

People takes normal thing as abnormal especially here in our country Nigeria...
PhonesRe: Is It Wrong For A Guy To Use A Pink A Phone? by Joebryan(m): 12:42pm On May 08, 2017
Come, Who invented colours? And did he or she specify that pink colour MUST be a feminine colour only?

We Nigerians with our useless reasoning... Does pink been a colour preferred by mostly females, means a male can't prefer it too?

Gush!!! Why was I even born to be a Nigerian huh huh huh
cry cry

Imagine matured people who have gone to school attributing gay to a guy who uses a pink coloured phone..

May God help us..
PhonesRe: Java Phones: Dead And Gone? by Joebryan(op): 11:34pm On May 07, 2017
But i don't think they are still selling the brand new ones.. . huh
PhonesJava Phones: Dead And Gone? by Joebryan(op): 7:21pm On May 07, 2017
Please this is more like a question or an enquiry, because everyone now, even nursery school kids are flexing around with android phones, iPhones, iPads etc. And Java phones now seem outdated. So I want to know, are Java phones (brand new and second handed) still on sale at market? huh huh huh

Although, I am actually in need of Nokia X2 (computerized key pads and dual sim) and/or Nokia C3... Are they still available till date?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 ECOWAS Massive Job Recruitment For Graduate And Non-graduate Apply Now by Joebryan(m): 7:57pm On May 02, 2017
Mikkyjay17:
Applied.

The application method is an expedient one. Click on the link and download the form on your device, then you fill the questions painstakingly on the form, proceed to save and copy the email address given on the site (here it is: pstaffparlrecruit@ecowas.int). After that, go to your email box and upload the saved file(Application Form) with your CV and send it to the above email address given.

You can only use Android, iPhone or system to be able to fill the form directly. No need of printing it out, it must be submitted as a softcopy.
Gracia
The application form has refused opening after downloading.. It saying "file format not supported" please what do i do, help your brother biko.
Christianity EtcRe: Preacher Begs For A Car, Tired Of Trekking (Video) by Joebryan(m): 6:21pm On May 02, 2017
Public display of foolishness... grin grin grin

BusinessRe: Banking Customer Service: Which Bank Is The Most Customer-friendly Bank? by Joebryan(m): 5:00pm On Apr 30, 2017
NONE of the above, they all suffer from one disease or the other... NO Nigerian bank is "BEST" for now..
CareerRe: Mortuary Attendant Takes Selfie With Corpses In enugu (Photos) by Joebryan(m): 4:50pm On Apr 30, 2017
His he normal?

CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Spotted Selling Meat In A Market (pictures) by Joebryan(m): 4:43pm On Apr 30, 2017
Lobatan!!! grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Dwarf RCCG Pastor Dele Taiwo's Wedding Photos by Joebryan(m): 4:26pm On Apr 29, 2017
How TRUE is it that this dwarf pastor is a Redeemed pastor and also, that the marriage was conducted in one of the Redeemed churches when the second picture has showed clearly the name of the church written on the sticker which is pasted on the pulpit stand right there??

This news might NOT be authentic. huh huh
FamilyRe: Photo Of 10 Siblings From Same Parents: 9 Girls, 1 Boy by Joebryan(m): 6:38pm On Apr 24, 2017
Only one male?? ? huh tongue
HealthRe: Doctor Amputates A Healthy Baby Who Was Thought To Have Died In The Womb (Pics) by Joebryan(m): 6:36pm On Apr 24, 2017
Gush!!! This is so sympathetic...

Christianity EtcRe: Lizzy Johnson Suleman On The Streets Of London (Photos) by Joebryan(m): 6:01pm On Apr 24, 2017
Eehhh??

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tim Omotoso Sexually Molests Church Members In South Africa by Joebryan(m): 8:41pm On Apr 20, 2017
Hmmm

Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Joebryan(m): 6:40pm On Apr 19, 2017
naijainfogalery:
http://www.naijanani.com/10-stupid-questions-seriously-need-stop-asking/
Question 1,4,6 and 7 are not that stupid, per say.

Asking someone how was his or her night doesn't actually mean u are asking about their sex experience.. Is it only at night one can have sex? Does everyone have sex every night? So this question is not a stupid one at all.

Asking someone if he or she has eaten, is not a bad or dumb question too. Whether on social media or in d real sense. It a simple way of showing you care because you might be in a position to assist the person in one way or the other not necessarily providing him or her food at the very moment (social media)

Someone asking "How much did you buy it?" is not and will never be a dumb question. Most times, this question doesn't come when someone want to know your worth or capabilities. The person might like what he or she asked the price or cost of, and have the intention of buying too. In the actually sense the fellow need to know how much he or she should have if he or she wants to buy something of that kind. We Nigerians sometimes view things in a negative way.. Its not good at all.

Been asked "Are you the last person?" is never a dumb question as this has caused a lot of fight and misunderstanding among bank customers and at ATM centers. Some people who arrived before you might be relaxing somewhere or busy with other things, so asking the question is right,to avoid raising unnecessary alarm...

Let's think right and do right.. . Thank you
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by Joebryan(m): 6:17pm On Apr 19, 2017
naijainfogalery:
Have you taken time to actually know the meaning of how was your night? It means how was your sexual experience last night., and the are you the last, you got to an ATM and you saw 3 people on queue and no other person in sight, and its obvious its the person standing last on queue instead of you join the queue, you are now asking if the person is the last., Are you that blind that you cant see the obvious?
Are you now trying to say that sex is the only order of the night for every creature? Or are you only talking about married couples? Or do u mean singles who sleep alone at night have sex with themselves every night? Please, think twice before posting this kind of stuffs. Thank you
CrimeRe: WASSCE Candidate, Father, Mother Killed By Ritualist In Lagos (pic) by Joebryan(m): 4:08pm On Apr 13, 2017
What kind of wicked generation is thishuh cry cry cry cry cry
TravelRe: Accident At Otukpo-Enugu Round About Kills Many (Graphic Photos) by Joebryan(m): 1:09pm On Apr 12, 2017
OMG! !! This is too painful and sympathetic.. .
May their souls rest in peace amen cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: "Cossy Go Fear" - Photos Of Endowed Sisters Go Viral As Nigerians React by Joebryan(m): 1:04pm On Apr 12, 2017
So, what next?? ? huh huh

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Police Arrests UNIBEN Graduate, 3 Others For Shooting Police, Robbing by Joebryan(m): 12:06pm On Apr 01, 2017
Hmmm.. .the question now is "what next"? Won't they be granted bail after a little bribing?

I hardly trust our security operatives.. . huh huh huh
CrimeRe: Boy Attacked With A Razor Blade In Delta (Graphic Photos) by Joebryan(m): 11:21am On Mar 29, 2017
Jeeeeezzzz!! ! Why is this world like this for sympathy sake.... cry cry cry shocked cry
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye And His Wife At Tony Rapu's Wedding (Throwback Photo) by Joebryan(m): 3:46pm On Mar 23, 2017
Wow.. This is so nice... 30yrs ago.. May God continue to bless their families and ministries... Amen.. I love you, Daddy G. O
CelebritiesRe: JJC Skillz Celebrates Son's 17th Birthday (Photo) by Joebryan(m): 2:48pm On Mar 21, 2017
Happy Birthday to you
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Joebryan(m): 11:43am On Mar 21, 2017
desperatem:
Please house, How much is the cost of an international passport. I urgently need it. I went to the Alausa Passport office today, and when i was about entering into the compound, an immigration officer asked me weather i have an in-house person I plan to go and meet, I told him NO. So he said he can help me, he told me the passport cost 27k for people from 18 years old - 60. he also told me i will need a guarantor, proof of age, local government form or so, birth certificate and 3 passport photograph. he said i need to make the person via online instantly before the online payment portal closes again due to rainfall. I was skeptical and wanted to do some verification from people who have gotten a passport. so i told him i need to make withdrawal with my atm card. that was how i discharge. please peepz, gimme info and requirement for obtaining a nigeria passport. I dont trust those immigration people. thanks in anticipation
This is the same thing i experienced as i got to the immigration office here in Port Harcourt. I was confronted by some immigration officers, just at the gate, where one of them attended to me, asking me few questions which i answered and then he said the cost of the passport is 28k with gurantoors data page, drivers license and passport.. But if i don't have the guarantors documents, they would find someone who would provide it for me but i will pay the person 2k. Altogether 30k.
He even asked me when i will come back with the money to start the process, untold him am not sure yet. He said i shouldn't waste time.. I already knew they are fake.. So pls it's also need some advice on this caption..

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