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PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kidnap Eight People, Injure 12 During Traditional Ceremony In Anambra by JoeEeL(m): 8:16am On Aug 17, 2024
numericalguy:
Tinubu lives rent free in your head
He's been sarcastic nau. The way he even spells the name should be a clear clue.
CelebritiesRe: P'Square: Peter Obi Visits Peter Okoye After Visiting His Brothers by JoeEeL(m): 1:21pm On Aug 15, 2024
Bobloco:
When the election is over, governance begins

Election is long over, Peter Obi is going about his normal life as a private citizen.

Abeg free him!

Tinubu is president, and his calamitous economic policies is causing excruciating pains, inflicted hunger and starvation on the citizens. This should be our focus not a private individual going about his personal engagements.
Keep trying to reason with a paid e-minion. S'ogbo?
CelebritiesRe: P'Square: Peter Obi Visits Peter Okoye After Visiting His Brothers by JoeEeL(m): 1:20pm On Aug 15, 2024
Its like Peter is bleaching slightly.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerians, Indians Fill Up More Job Positions In UK Than Britons by JoeEeL(m): 2:51pm On Aug 14, 2024
THE NARRATIVE IS BEING SET.

TIMES OF SCARCITY WILL HIT U.K SOMEDAY AND I FEEL SORRY FOR THE NATIONALITIES THAT WILL BE SCAPE-GOATED.
PhonesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Makes Giant Statue Of His Wife Priscilla Chan In Their Garden by JoeEeL(m): 1:42pm On Aug 14, 2024
jeromestarks:
When you fvck a virgin pvssy. When you hold a virgin bwesss. When you dip your peniis inside a virgin vagina and you see in her eyes that she truly wants you inside her, you raise a statue for her.

Once you marry a woman wha has been fvcked and mounted by many men, you are bound to train another man's children as yours. You can not be truly happy. You can not experience true peace of mind because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train his children thinking they're yours.


Once she's not a virgin, just fvck her and let her go and meet other fvckers when you're tired of her overused pvssy.
Remember, women don't forget the first peniis that fvcked them. If you're not the first, you will always come second in her life.

Don't pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked and mounted by another man with just two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you the fool?

Be the first!
I like ur kind of posts lol.
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Hires A US Lobby Firm At ₦205 Million A Year by JoeEeL(m): 1:12pm On Aug 14, 2024
Princedapace:
Well, Nigeria is not really workable due to the nature of the country but for it to separate, the UK must agree. Na UK get Nigeria o. The UK is not interested in the separation of Nigerian regions. Waste of money.
If u are in Ibadan, this post may interest you.
https://www.nairaland.com/8184957/learn-code-freelance-developer-ibadan
Na UK get u.

So u just admitted ure a slave, that you're owned?...

Wow such honesty!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by JoeEeL(m): 6:57pm On Aug 13, 2024
Lol people weh deh claim say them love one nigeria.

E don clear say na oju aye everybody dey do since.
Music/RadioRe: D'Banj And Don Jazzy Preview The Entertainer Sequel (Video). by JoeEeL(m): 3:34pm On Aug 13, 2024
P-SQUARE TWINS DISSOCIATED

WHILE MO HITS ARE REUNITING....

WHAT A WORLD
PoliticsRe: Woman And Neighbors Discover Oil Spill In Her Backyard (photos) by JoeEeL(m): 12:39pm On Aug 13, 2024
So nobody will answer which state this is?
CrimeRe: How Anambra Journalist Survived Armed Men Attack, by JoeEeL(m): 9:52am On Aug 13, 2024
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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 7:10am On Aug 13, 2024
rollywise:
How old are you inside the 200 years 😂
I'll tell u when israelis worship obatala as their saviour, u irresponsible shameless colonized slaves with low self esteem
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 1:18am On Aug 13, 2024
rollywise:
Ok. You be semi god. You no kuku need Jesus. Gladly guide yourself thru life
Stop the emotional blackmail, typical xtian.

Our ancestors lived thousands and thousands of years without anything called jesus. Jesus is just a very recent phenomenon in yoruba land, just roughly about 200 years in d entire history of our existence.

So why try to sound like its one essential or do-or-die stuff?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 1:15am On Aug 13, 2024
aswani:
Nor blame am bikonu, di babe fit don threaten uncle say no chopulation till marraige if he no follow am go.

Konji na b*stard, allowed am. Winter for dat UK dey cold well well (I know they are in summertime now).
See ur mouth. U, u too like trouble
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 8:15pm On Aug 12, 2024
Successfulben:
I am a masters student here in the United kingdom and I was present there. The whole thing seem unreal to me but it's well. Over here in the United kingdom I don't attend religious activities as I used to do back then in Nigeria, but was forced by my girlfriend to go with her. That miracle was arranged and we'll staged. Believe Jerry Eze and his likes at your own detriment.
Why would u indulge ur gf to go to these events u know are not real?

So if u get married to her, ull be pretending and going to church to please her and keep ur home right?

Meanwhile u know religion is d opium of d unfortunate masses
FashionRe: What South Africans Were Planning To Do If Chidimma Was Declared Miss SA Winner by JoeEeL(m): 7:45pm On Aug 12, 2024
See retrogressive thinking.

What sort of humans are these?
BusinessRe: Can't Believe I Got This For A Whole 324k by JoeEeL(m): 6:49pm On Aug 12, 2024
Una suffer never start yet.
RomanceRe: My Wife(pics) by JoeEeL(m): 5:50pm On Aug 12, 2024
ThatFairGuy1:
Idiatttt.

As a single celebate guy, if you don't marry a virgin, you lost.


There's nothing as disrespectful to man as for another man to know and can describe the private part of your wife.
They will be able to describe the labia, the colour (pink or dark), and even if your wife wey you use 1m pay for bride price, get cli-toris or not. The bo-obs wey you wan suck, guys don suck move on. Wahala deh o. cheesy

Every night when ur babe turn over for bed dey sleep, u go imagine d number of guys wey don mount the same position for her back just like u. Wehtin u wan hold in esteem, other guys don breeze through, chop remain.

Kai, the thing can pain enh... grin
RomanceRe: My Wife(pics) by JoeEeL(m): 5:48pm On Aug 12, 2024
Kenmatt:
I agree with the OP in totality.

I wouldn't t even like her Virgin.

I love it experienceed.
Brothel women get experience gan.

Olosho wife be ur portion bro. Amen. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 5:42pm On Aug 12, 2024
Sapasenator:
Honestly, I feel sorry for these people and sometimes do not blame them as they have been victims of a vicious blackmailing campaign since childhood. I was once in their shoes until I decided to use my God-given brain. We were forced to go to church four times a week to listen to the same sermons, Sundays, it was to search the scriptures in the morning to worship service, and house fellowships in the evening, these are three programs in one day. Monday Bible studies, Thursday services, Saturday workers meetings. Easters and Decembers, we lock ourselves up for weeks in a far-away campground indoctrinated with the same message.

This is the manual book for indoctrination from the soviet union and Al Queda and these people stand no chance and are victims of abuse without even realizing it. Most of them grow up not knowing their thoughts are not original but what has been deliberately programmed into them from childhood. I am beginning to agree and classify as child abuse, subjecting a child to these levels of brainwashing.

These kids stand no chance and grow up into adult zombies we have today who are incapable of using their brains to think. That is the objective of religion and the whites/Arabians that introduced them.
Just imagine the huge amount of time wasted in the vain repetition of indoctrination and you wonder why we are not a productive nation. It took me decades abroad before I began to look back and appreciate our culture and identity. We are Nigerian, Black, and African and cannot be white even when born abroad.
Well-said.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 5:25pm On Aug 12, 2024
Sapasenator:
I will have to deny my education, common sense, and logic to believe an imaginary man parted the sea and people actually passed through the middle. It is forgivable if we have to believe them as children but as adults believing such stories do not make any iota of sense.
They believe a virgin gave birth. And a resurrection of their saviour that elicited the opening of graves across Israel. U know, once one is completely brainwashed, its over. No matter how ludicrous u create a story, they are ready to believe.

U can tell them they can speak the most balderdash of claptrap and they are communicating in the spirit directly to god and confusing their enemies around, they would believe. Just forget these people abeg.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye’s open letter to Paul Okoye by JoeEeL(m): 3:44pm On Aug 12, 2024
PissInside:
They had a spark when they started as a group but now as individuals,they just garbage smiley

In the history of Nigerian music,I don't think any artist dead or alive has more music hits than P-square.

Not even Fela kuti or 2face comes close.
I think all the songs in their early albums always made sense. The first song they sang that I didnt like was "Danger"... and that was in 2009. So all the songs they had been singing since 2004 till 2009, I kinda liked it all. That's a pretty long time to keep producing good music. I don't think any singer has ever impressed me that much.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 3:40pm On Aug 12, 2024
Arostar2023:
Miracle is not magic. All miracles performed through the power of God is ultimately for God's glory. All things are possible but we won't see all things happening because of man's limitations not God's. And by the way, do you keep a catalog of all the "miracles" happening all over the world?
Mtcheew. U nigerian xtians are just tiring. Abeg, make una go sleep.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 3:40pm On Aug 12, 2024
rollywise:
If Jesus was on earth at these times, this is what you'll say. There were men like you then too 🤷‍♂️
Where did he go before? So u believe a god-man floated and ascended into air after he was killed abi?

Mtcheew. U nigerian xtians should go and rest abeg.
Foreign AffairsRe: YouTuber, Norme Breaks Guinness World Record For Longest Time Without Sleep by JoeEeL(m): 2:43pm On Aug 12, 2024
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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 12:08pm On Aug 12, 2024
Abee79:
Yeah, miracles don't exist - till you badly need one. Soon. Don't worry ☺️
See typical nigerian.

Go and solve ur problem of eating 3 sq. Meal in nigeria first. Thats oyinbo peoples miracle and theyre proud of it.

Una nko?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 10:53am On Aug 12, 2024
Olabode211:
It was only jesus that did real miracle..any other things like that was scripted like the life of our only balablu bulubla
Wrong. Jesus miracles are mere stories
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 10:51am On Aug 12, 2024
joemag:
You are just displaying ignorance over something you should have sought for clarification. When Christ visited his home town the Bible reported that he couldn't do many miracles because of the unbelief of his kinsmen. He doesn't operate where there is unbelieve because faith in his name is the currency that ensues the manifestation of the miracle.

Miracles are not a product of a scientific experiment hence they are referred to as miracles. Something unexplainable and out of the comprehension of even the person conducting it. If I pray and you got healed in the name of Christ, I don't know how it came into existence and you can't force God to prove to you how he does it. He owns no mortal anything and does not necessarily needs to prove himself to you.
So at ur age, ure believing those Bible stories? What is wrong with u guys sef?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 10:04am On Aug 12, 2024
Theoarhics:
It's only a fool that will doubt if there is truly God.
And that god is a fool if he doubts there is truly god.
PoliticsRe: We Don’t Want To Lose Our Identity, Dignity – Northern Yoruba Obas Tells Ooni by JoeEeL(m): 9:48am On Aug 12, 2024
Santalpharay:
Ok I have heard you. To dey argue this thing don tire me. Funny enough, NIGERIA is not working for everybody except the few well positioned in government. Personally I am faring well but that is not what we want. We want a country where everybody will feel belonged, accepted and more importantly a sound and good government doing things the way it should be done to make life good for the masses.
One love bro. I know some are bigoted, including those from my tribe. I know that one. On Kanu's Twitter posts, Ekpa's twitter posts, or on posts on either Autopilot or DOS, or even Nna mehn's posts, or even Kanu's lawyer's posts, there are always some Yorubas ready to chuk mouth and cause disaffection and disunity within the great Igbos. To be honest with u, I dont like it. Sometimes i log into my other account and give it to them hot.

But I want u to know that we are also affected. Before Igboho was apprehended, do u know there was meant to be a lagos rally? Do u know Oluomo threatened Igboho? Koko zaria, Okanlomo and co?

Do u know they have been hammering that Lagos wouldnt join Yoruba nation? All rallies went smooth in other Yoruba states but in Lagos, it was always hell and messed up. Twice we tried, twice they killed us.

I want Igbos to reunite and have one bigger happier family.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 7:29am On Aug 12, 2024
Arostar2023:
The purpose of miracles is not to entertain but to fulfill God's will. All things been equal there's no miracle that can't take place...for a miracle to take place a lot would have to be at play: God's will and purpose, the miracle worker and the miracle receiver. All have to align for a miracle to take place. But we are in a fallen world, so we will not see everyone healed.
Do u know how many amputees we have in this life? Are u trying to say all these silly factors uve mentioned have never been able to align for once to effect a "miracle" for just one victim?

What ive observed is that u religious folks are the biggest liars, the very first liars yet u go about condemning every other person. Big liars u all are and that hell una deh always use scare people, u people are the perfect candidates of it before those u condemn.

He say na fallen world. Cheap excuse
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Weeps As Girl In Wheelchair Is Healed At UK Prayer Conference ( by JoeEeL(m): 7:18am On Aug 12, 2024
joemag:
I am telling you. if Reinhard Bonnke was a Nigerian, he would have been accused of forging miracles. These guys don't know the power in the name of Jesus Christ
If i tell u lets put this power to test now, thats when ull begin saying "do not tempt the lord your god", or "gods ways are not man's ways".

In other words, you guys wont prove it. Then kindly stfu, with all due respect!

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