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Travel › Re: I Helped A Nigerian Friend Get A Loan In Canada, But He Ghosted Me Without Payin by JoeEeL(m): 2:04pm On Mar 27, 2025
helinues:
Na different ways to learn in life.

You took loan on behalf of someone, like seriously?
They were dating.
Travel › Re: I Helped A Nigerian Friend Get A Loan In Canada, But He Ghosted Me Without Payin by JoeEeL(m): 1:59pm On Mar 27, 2025
A nigerian "friend"?

Or a nigerian f*ckboy? 😂

Mohbad: "Awon omo ti tiwon tita lon lo kayamanta

Omo boy tio ba jaapa, Wonma so di maga"
Crime › Re: Kwara: 37 Suspected Internet Fraudsters Arrested In Ilorin by JoeEeL(m): 6:51am On Mar 27, 2025
geoworldedu:
The functional ones first. Then we go to the past frauds like Obi and Co. Let's do it step by step.
Ibo man thank u.

Na so una do for 1966, everyone else was taken out except urs that were saints na. Today, u have tried to flip the history that only the victims were the villains.

This time around, its all or nothing. Nobody go fall mugu 2ce. Better still focus on ur own thieves while we focus on ours.
Crime › Re: Kwara: 37 Suspected Internet Fraudsters Arrested In Ilorin by JoeEeL(m): 7:26pm On Mar 26, 2025
geoworldedu:
They have arrested petty fraudsters. They should proceed to arrest core fraudsters like Tinubu and other bigwig politicians like him who are using frauds, manipulations and propagandas to rule and divide Nigeria.
And Obi too.
Crime › Re: Kwara: 37 Suspected Internet Fraudsters Arrested In Ilorin by JoeEeL(m): 7:24pm On Mar 26, 2025
Ilu Ilorin o jina si aljannah.

Born bastards!
Politics › Re: Pro-Fubara Ijaw Group Protest Against Wike With His Obituary Posters And Coffin by JoeEeL(m): 7:19pm On Mar 26, 2025
NA SINCE 2020 I DON DEY CLAMOUR FOR DIVISION OF THIS COUNTRY.

IT'S 5 YEARS NOW AND I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW TIME FLIES.

As these ones are fighting, the bastard fulani islamic terrorists are sacking villages in Benue, Ondo, Edo, Enugu and Ebonyi and replacing and renaming the places.

What is happening now is child's play compared to the absolute catastrophic collapse I see in a few years to come.
Travel › Re: Canada Denies 13,000 Nigerians Asylum by JoeEeL(m): 6:44am On Mar 25, 2025
simpleseyi:
My brother, my friend and I were in one bus station like that is one of these white man countries. My friend was smoking his cigarette, so make e no be like say I dey vex, na him I collect one stick from his pack being a retired smoker with about 30 years smoking experience.

That was how one white handsome man in his 50s asked if we had extra cigarette, so my friend offered him two sticks, but Oyinbo said he wants only one. So why smoking together, Oyinbo asked where we are fry, we told him the most popular black nation, and he shouted NIGERIA. He said Nigerians are the few good foreigners that he has meet, unfortunately Boko Haram is killing good people there. He said he has a Nigerian family in his Church and that their daughter sings like the Angels in Heaven, that he is happy they escaped Nigeria before Boko Haram kills them.

I asked the name and he mentioned a very traditional Yoruba name, I quickly used one if my feet to step on friend’s foot and eyed him to be quiet. I can be about 85% sure that the man of the house will have Ibadan or Osogbo tribal marks. The Oyinbo said the Nigerian father is talking about fled Nigerians because Boko Haram wanted to kill them. I didn’t know what to say, I just said the government is doing its best to tame the bad people and I quickly modified the topic to the “bad” Russians killing Ukrainians who are “good” people.

After Oyinbo left, my guy who is from Enugu then asked me where Boko Haram is killing people in Yoruba land, I told him that should we puncture the FORMAT, make we jus leave am like that, because assuming they were living in the North, they would have just relocated back to their ancestral home in Yoruba land instead of to Oyinbo land to seek asylum, but let the FORMAT remain.
But fulani herdsmen are killing Yorubas na, what are u saying?

Didnt u see what happened in Ondo?

Fulani herdsmen is another name for boko haram. What are u saying? Ur friend that is mentioning enugu there, do u know what is happening to Eha-amufu currently as we speak? Isi-uzo, Uzowani, Umeleha, Akalagu etc?

Just deh play
Politics › Re: I Don’t Have An Alarm Clock, Soyinka Defends Delay In Tinubu Assessment by JoeEeL(m): 1:53pm On Mar 24, 2025
Lovit:
Until a non-yoruba is the President and his alarm clock will be going off every 20mins

he has swallowed a corn and cassava, he can't speak.

Tribalistic Bigots!
Hahaha
Crime › Re: Naira Marley Urges Coroner To Probe Mohbad’s Wife, Others by JoeEeL(m): 11:16am On Mar 24, 2025
luminouz:
Go and sit your black ass down. Let her do a DNA test on the kid.... How hard is that? No one will ever believe her if she continues to evade that!

All the rest na history lesson no one is interested in from you.
She deh mention 2go like say people no dey fall in and out of love. If them like make them meet for top of mountain.

Main thing is how will someone u claim to be a wife not know how husband died while being under d same roof with him?

Like, what d fck! D bastards even removed cctv. Let them keep deceiving themselves
Crime › Re: Naira Marley Urges Coroner To Probe Mohbad’s Wife, Others by JoeEeL(m): 11:12am On Mar 24, 2025
Karlman:
Why is it so difficult to conclude how and what killed this guy?
No be Nigeria, if they can't find who killed Bola Ige, a whole AGF and minister of justice, who come be Mohbad.
God no go let Nigeria happen to me!
Who killed Bola Ige abeg?
Crime › Re: Naira Marley Urges Coroner To Probe Mohbad’s Wife, Others by JoeEeL(m): 11:09am On Mar 24, 2025
Imagine say u marry wife, and as a man u pass away with ur same wife under d same roof.

Yet ur wife claims not to know who / what killed u?

My man, u married a b!
Christianity Etc › Re: Failing To Marry A Woman You Deflowered Has Consequences, Pastor Olukoya Warns by JoeEeL(m): 10:50pm On Mar 23, 2025
This man can just kindly shut the fck up!
Family › Re: How UK-Based Nigerian Women Exploit Law To Chase Out Husbands by JoeEeL(m): 1:41pm On Mar 22, 2025
omooba969:
Lol 😁, why all these wahala on top woman?? Just try and shine ya eyes well well before you choose a woman to marry. grin
Keep shining ya eyes, smart man.
Family › Re: How UK-Based Nigerian Women Exploit Law To Chase Out Husbands by JoeEeL(m): 12:58pm On Mar 22, 2025
Ebubu:
Take Nigerian wife abroad to your own demise.

Better to meet the Nigerian woman there than to bring her from Nigeria.

The one from Nigeria whom you take to oversea from Nigeria go rogue.

The one you meet there when you travel, are already cool headed.

Also if you're male in abroad married to Nigerian or anyother nationality, make your next of kin your mother for all your properties, businesses, cars, et all.

Then make your mother to will those properties only at her demise, to you.


If you are divorced by your wife before her death, wife gains nothing.
If she dies before wife divorces you, you gain your properties back, and find another trusted ally to send ownership to.

Love is no longer blind these days.
Guys pls take note of this piece of advice.
Politics › Re: Armed Herdsmen Overrun Ndiagu Community In Enugu, Burn Houses, Sack Thousands by JoeEeL(m): 1:51pm On Mar 21, 2025
Tempulated:
Joeel, It's not you who should be posting this kind of post. So you want to tell me you aren't aware Kanu and Hundeyin haven't revealed about this past years lolgrin
Im not so sure about Hundenyin but I am sure of Mazi Kanu being the most vocal.
Politics › Re: Armed Herdsmen Overrun Ndiagu Community In Enugu, Burn Houses, Sack Thousands by JoeEeL(m): 1:03pm On Mar 21, 2025
I can remember some years back when d Igbos used to boast that such can never happen. Its a wakeup call for everyone.

That they are warriors, but this is so bad. But who dey give these bad guys these guts?

I almost want to swear that all governors are conspirators of this cos its not making sense anymore.

Kanu is in court but all diz fulani herdsmen bandits are not in court, and i doubt are being killed on d spot when apprehended, if at all they are
Politics › Re: Why Didn't El-rufai's Son Oppose The Emergency Rule In Rivers? - Reno Omokri by JoeEeL(m): 9:33am On Mar 21, 2025
TUANKU:
Reno is really desperate but what gives me joy is the brutal manner which Tinubu has ignored him totally like he doesn't exist. This same man called Tinubu a drug dealer and all manner of names, claimed Tinubu discharged in his pants during the campaigns and even organized protests against Tinubu... same man has done 360 gymnastics and is suddenly a great lover of Tinubu grin political jobber looking for food. Apart from court jesting and Ajayi work the man has no proper source of livelihood. Tinubu might be many things but the man is not stupid cheesy
U are a noob.

The guy is likely working undercover already with Tinubu.

Off the table and off screen
Celebrities › Re: I Lost All My Savings, MrMacaroni Shares Financial Struggle, Disclose ₦500m debt by JoeEeL(m): 5:49am On Mar 21, 2025
Lanre1st:
Kuku tell us you sponsored PO campaign but he did not win therefore you bankrupt
Dont mind him.

After all the back and forth cho (x3), he couldn't point the kind of bad investment it is to educate the public.

So why telling us then?
Politics › Re: I Endured Akpabio’s Sexual Advances For Over One Year – Natasha by JoeEeL(m): 8:32pm On Mar 20, 2025
TheBillyonaire:
Having gone through historical knowledge of how Natashawo seduced and manipulated Akpabio to win over a $100 million dollars worth of contract at NDDC, a contract she and now husband never qualified for, and a 7 billion dollars jezebel con job using her seductress strategy, I can say that this woman is one of the best female Iscariots in modern History,

Akpabio is actually the victim. He thought that by enriching this woman, and giving her access to power, that her pussy will always be oiled for his Annang strong dick, but he had no idea that this Jezebel was the Devil's arrangement towards his destiny.

Only his maturity and emotional management has helped him escape this bitch of a woman and every man should be careful of any chinese looking woman.

Will it be wrong grammar to say that 'her wife' can not keep her in check? Her fight with Akpabio is to ensure that she does not give that pussy to Akpabio, which he clearly deserves. And I have no idea why Akpabio did not fucck her before giving such contract to the so called husband.
Nice observation. I think its a deal gone bad between both of them. Mere looking at akpabio, hin eye fit dey d woman ass but d truth b say there is no harm in trial.

As long as Akpabio didnt touch her inappropriately or forced his way on her, then the woman is just spitting hot air.

I know women and their drama and if the woman had sth substantial, she would have exposed it by now. She's just trying to over-dramatise nearly nothing.

And ure right. Her matrilineal blood links to the part of Russia that borders around all those Kazakhstan, China region cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: I Endured Akpabio’s Sexual Advances For Over One Year – Natasha by JoeEeL(m): 8:26pm On Mar 20, 2025
He that alleges must prove.
Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Lists The People Who Have Betrayed Him by JoeEeL(m): 3:31pm On Mar 20, 2025
Musty112:
.
That his fake wife with a ridiculous and atrocity of an ass nko?
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Shows How Hardworking Women In China Are Compared To Nigerian Women! by JoeEeL(m): 2:50pm On Mar 20, 2025
Nice one VDM
Family › Re: People Reveal Secrets They'll Never Tell Their Spouse: Replies Will Shock You by JoeEeL(m): 6:27pm On Mar 19, 2025
Jestin:
The only secret u should never tell ur spouse as a woman is cheating . Men don’t forget cheating . They will use it against you one day.
Use it against you one day, abi use it against u immediately?

What they can use against you "one day" is high body count.

What they will use against you immediately is cheating. Note the difference.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Swears-In Ibas As Rivers Sole Administrator (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 4:57pm On Mar 19, 2025
GOFRONT:
huh

The God of Ibok Ibas shall be my God oo...

Pesin just dey him dey jejely, God carry am put for government house as Governor without sweat.......

Heavenly Father, whoever that will fight and their fight would lead to or caterpult me into Financial breakthrough, Continue to keep them at loggerhead ........let them fight tooth n nail until I find my way to their throne. Amiin
How is it god?

Whose brain do u think ure brainwashing here?
Family › Re: Many Women Walking Out Of Their Marriages In Recent Times. by JoeEeL(m): 7:12am On Mar 19, 2025
VeeVeeMyLuv:
What do you expect? 🤷🏼
The present economic situation in the country is suffocating.
Is it not easier to face the economic situation as a team than being individuals?

Unless their expenses deliberately go down, theyd still face whatever the economic situation throws at them, married or single
Politics › Re: SDP Is A Branch Of APC, Galadima Claims by JoeEeL(m): 6:58am On Mar 19, 2025
So some of u Nigerians think el rufa is fighting tinubu?



No wonder many of u fall for mmm ponzi scams
Celebrities › Re: “the Only Place To Find A Good Man In Lagos Is On The Mainland” – Sanyaolu Fumil by JoeEeL(m): 2:21pm On Mar 18, 2025
Them don lash this one finish front and back, she don come insta come kigbe. 😂

She reminds me of that trending nysc corper too that probably had high expectations in the island part of Lagos. It seems she didnt meet her expectations or they lashed her front and back. She too had to take to insta come kigbe.

P.S Na joke I deh o.
NYSC › Re: They Move In, Mess It Up, Call It Smelly – Lagos Govt by JoeEeL(m): 7:46pm On Mar 17, 2025
Goodvibes007:
The Lagos commisioner for Environment posted lots of videos of them on his Twitter timeline yesterday and today.
Link pls
Health › Re: Young Man Commit Suicide After His Friend Slept With His Wife (photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:58pm On Mar 16, 2025
ALISMILE:
Yeah, that gender is damn wicked.
I have been there, I have seen them in action with my very eyes, and I’ve conquered!
Bro Ive been there too o. My ex been cheat on me that year. I wan mad.

Just babe o, from a different tribe, low probability of marriage. Was loyal to her but the pain was deep. She sort of felt guilt and remorse though, can't lie.

Since then Ive lowered my expectations but I can imagine the pain to be on another level for married couples.
Health › Re: Young Man Commit Suicide After His Friend Slept With His Wife (photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:45pm On Mar 16, 2025
ALISMILE:
Don’t allow yourself to be a simp thinking that women have guilt. That’s not how dey are wired
Are u serious??
Health › Re: Young Man Commit Suicide After His Friend Slept With His Wife (photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:25pm On Mar 16, 2025
ALISMILE:
One simp gone
Now the wife will properly donate the pussy out without fear of being caught by the simp of a husband
Without fear, yes. But with constant guilt and worry.
Health › Re: Young Man Commit Suicide After His Friend Slept With His Wife (photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:24pm On Mar 16, 2025
BlackPantherxXx:
Mumu.

You even took yourself out of the equation so they would enjoy themselves better grin
They can't enjoy it again, stop lying.

Even if they meet again, any sexual encounter will evoke the memory of the victim's death. It would be a tense atmosphere. People already know the gist. In fact, they can never be comfortable being together unless they both relocate completely away from the environment but what of their brothers, parents etc?

U nairalanders should stop making false conclusions jare.

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