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Religion / Re: I Want To Win Guinness World Records With My Beautiful Shrine - Herbalist Brags by JoeEeL(m): 12:35pm On Apr 27
nice one
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 1:12am On Apr 27
UnfairLife7:
Wunmi will not do any DNA test. You can hang yourself over that.

Haa. Pele o. Wuwon defense minister.

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 8:38pm On Apr 26
Proserpina:
This is highly insensitive. I believe the only person who should be in position to demand DNA should be the late husband on premise of infidelity.

Honestly to end up with a Nigerian man frightens me every single day.

Go marry arab. Nobody hold u

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 8:36pm On Apr 26
ivandragon:
The lady is not 100% certain that the child is for Moe which can only mean she was playing away matches while with Moe.

As sure as night and day

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 8:35pm On Apr 26
mozona:
if mohbad really married his wife, then mohbad property belongs to her eventually.

weda DNA test or not

Marry my foot

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Food / Re: Consumers Lament As Food Prices Rise 30% In Eight State's by JoeEeL(m): 7:05pm On Apr 26
E fe ku.
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 6:36pm On Apr 26
Saao:
Wahala, the father is acting like a child since his son died. I don't really know if the father really love his son and mourn him? How can a man that just lost his son acting this childish? I'm not supporting the girl if she cheated and the boy doesn't belong to Mohbad but the activity of the father must be check and investigated if him is the real father of Mohbad. The wife self is another matter, if you're so sure the baby belong to your husband, why not go ahead to do DNA and allow the innocent guy to rest in peace from all the drama? It's seems that guy Mohbad was alone and he was never mourn by those that ought to love him and mourn him. May his soul rest in peace

This comment is dull. Sorry to say

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Collapsed Niger Prison Where 118 Inmates Escaped by JoeEeL(m): 8:13am On Apr 26
ProudNigerian01:

Omo not being there is not about crimes alone, many people there are innocent, we just have to thank ask God that we are not there why people who are innocent are there.

Meanwhile,

Live your life for God. God hates sin and if you want to please Him, stay away from sin, pray more often and read your Bible.

You have not and can never commit an unpardonable sin but you must return always to ask for mercy and forgiveness.

Prov.28.13 - He who covers his sins will not prosper, But whoever confesses and forsakes them will have mercy.
Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by JoeEeL(m): 6:52am On Apr 26
Dpleaser:
Get your fact right oga, Muslim don't force their women to wear the hijab, it's part of our faith, a commandment by Allah Muslims for the believing women, just as you know that God's law, nobody will force you to obey it, you always have a choice until you meet your lord to account for your deed.

By the way hijab has been the recommended wear for women, even Mary the mother of Jesus wear the hijab, it's only the acclaimed followers of Jesus that chose to live their live anyhow they want and the strongest critics of hijab has observed in some utme,waec, even in universities. The so called Christian university even detest seeing there student wearing hijab.

Remember you'll meet your lord one day just prepare to answer why you call Jesus your God or why he's the son of God

Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by JoeEeL(m): 6:46am On Apr 26
Namaster:
What is this one saying?

What should they wear to the gym?

Jalabia and hijab?

Most women wear clothes that are specifically designed for mobility to gym.

This is the kind of guy that'll say a woman deserved to be raped because of the clothes she was wearing.

Focus on why you are in the gym. Do your reps and sets and geddifok!

Cheap crap talk from man forming woke.

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Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by JoeEeL(m): 6:46am On Apr 26
justli:


Wee you keep quiet? Because you like looking at women nyash now they can only exercise if they wear pant. Men cover themselves quite well, are you saying loss cloth does not give them enough room for mobility?

Make una dey use una head o. No let oyinbo wash their nonsense enter your brain

He has no excuse. He's just talking crap.

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Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by JoeEeL(m): 5:41am On Apr 26
Chrisrare:
This is why Muslims force their women to wear hijab cos women will always abuse any freedom given to them.

So muslim women are under some form of bondage, going by ur comment? cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Bans Men From Getting Passports, Tells EU To Deport Its Men by JoeEeL(m): 5:38am On Apr 26
aestake:

But screw their surviving soldiers.

Hahaa
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Bans Men From Getting Passports, Tells EU To Deport Its Men by JoeEeL(m): 10:09pm On Apr 25
Phut:

Who initiates wars and settle differences by violence? MEN
Who are the warmongers and initiators, in the instant case? MEN.
Women by and large involve themselves in verbal conflict resolution.
Please MEN should not involve WOMEN in their MADNESS!!

Hmmn nice clapback. In other words, “don't die in their wars”

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by JoeEeL(m): 1:51pm On Apr 25
Odewaleadesoye:
Why is it very difficult to find a woman who possesses all the qualities listed below?

Or have you been fortunate as a Nigerian man to encounter such a woman?


Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8066592/why-it-difficult-get-these

Where is rich?

So u have left rich only for men?


Men have no self esteem. Always selling themselves short. Who do una this thing?
Phones / Re: Voicenote On Whatsapp Is The Worst Invention by JoeEeL(m): 12:24pm On Apr 25
RickyJesus:
I took my time to type a reasonable message to you and all of a sudden you are sending VN to me, do you know if I am in an appropriate place to listen to your frog voice and respond? It just seem selfish and unreasonable.

I normally let the person know about the inappropriateness, but if the person continues; I reply whenever I can.

What have u ever invented?
Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by JoeEeL(m): 3:57pm On Apr 24
GoWithGood:
The frustration is getting out of hand. Except mass death soon.

Garri which is the last resort for the least in the society is now unaffordable?

Comeon, grass is still an alternative. Nigerians will eat it and say “God blessed us with natural grass in dis country, unlike europe where its only snow that covers the ground “

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Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by JoeEeL(m): 3:55pm On Apr 24
No na. I thought Biafra was ur problem
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To ₦‎1,300/$ In Official Market by JoeEeL(m): 6:39am On Apr 24
StOla:
See them all creeping out of the obscurity imposed by their shame that the Naira did not fall as they anticipated.

Now they have all found their joy.

While u have found ur sorrow.

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To ₦‎1,300/$ In Official Market by JoeEeL(m): 6:36am On Apr 24
AqualinaXYZ:



Oga when the economy is bad some people flourish



I’m some people



Imagine selling $20k by February 29th for 38million naira



Only to sell that same $20k two weeks ago for 22million



Don’t tell me the purchasing power reduced



Land wey you buy 10 million when dollar was 1900 is will still be sold 10million when dollar came down to 1100




See them typical liejeriyans.

It has now come to d point y’all argue as crabs who will last longer in d boiling pot of water.


This is the worst form of shamelessness

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To ₦‎1,300/$ In Official Market by JoeEeL(m): 6:32am On Apr 24
StOla:
You are so happy with this news.

You are now motivated to rush out this news like when it was heading towards N2000 in February, but lacked motivation to rush out the news when it was appreciating downwards to N1000?

Go siddon abegi undecided

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Celebrities / Re: I Regret Wearing Bikinis, Nudity – Rihanna by JoeEeL(m): 3:43am On Apr 24
crystalpapers:


Her life though. She's straightening up for her kids.

She for continue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (5 - 0) On 23rd April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 11:44pm On Apr 23
garfield1:


Show small love sir.up arsenal...
3 1 0 2 9 7 9 5 7 1 first bank

Nigerians and online almajiri enh??

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Celebrities / Re: I Regret Wearing Bikinis, Nudity – Rihanna by JoeEeL(m): 9:12pm On Apr 23
Fuckyoumod:
lol like this ones

The only thing hot about Rihanna is her face
Celebrities / Re: I Regret Wearing Bikinis, Nudity – Rihanna by JoeEeL(m): 9:12pm On Apr 23
Knowsme:
See brother man at the back

She wasn’t hot doing this crap. Nonsense
Celebrities / Re: I Regret Wearing Bikinis, Nudity – Rihanna by JoeEeL(m): 9:08pm On Apr 23
Kennitrust:
It can only be God who can change people of this type

And old age too

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Celebrities / Re: I Regret Wearing Bikinis, Nudity – Rihanna by JoeEeL(m): 9:08pm On Apr 23
crystalpapers:
Age sometimes makes you wise. It makes you regret some past decisions or actions.

Good she's a better person now.

After she don old abi? Who cares. Fake repentance
Business / Re: Chinese Chamber Of Commerce In Nigeria Breaks Silence On Abuja Supermarket by JoeEeL(m): 12:29pm On Apr 23
thesicilian:

You know nothing
It is common for siblings to fight among themselves at home. But does that mean an outsider can come and fight any of the siblings and go scot free from the other siblings?

Siblings ko, siblings ni.

Now u know who be siblings. Dey wyne urself. Make everybody dey their lane. God punish sibling!
Politics / Re: South-west Farmers, Miyetti Allah Sign Peace Pact by JoeEeL(m): 10:46am On Apr 21
Azazyel:
Good one. We don't need these clashes anymore. Developed nations would do this too to protect their economy. Laws should also be put in place to punish anyone who breaks the pact

Which civilised country do they move cattle from place to place?

I hate pretence. How is it a clash? Someone comes from niger into my farm on my ancestral land? Is that a clash or an invasion?? undecided

Black way of thinking is typically either slavish or repulsive 🤮

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Politics / Re: South-west Farmers, Miyetti Allah Sign Peace Pact by JoeEeL(m): 10:41am On Apr 21
happney65:


The people who signed that nonesense are fvcking cowards. I'm sure they are supporters of Tinubu.

People that kill our people you are signing rubbish. Who brought about that nonesense sef I don't know

It is only during election period them go dey rant,and throw tantrums and shouting yoruba Ronu like the idiots they are

Fvcking cowards

The supporters of Tinubu are the greatest enemy of the Yoruba race. I have been saying this since ages. They keep hammering on the Igbos using them as a blindspot but are always quick to attack Yoruba nation.


Some of them are Obatala Osumare, Iya cassette, Mewolaka and the host of recruited twitter influencers after the 2023 elections. A lot of them are islamically inclined and are slavish already.

The future course of the yoruba race is heading for impending doom. I say it as it is.
Politics / Re: South-west Farmers, Miyetti Allah Sign Peace Pact by JoeEeL(m): 10:37am On Apr 21
Ttipsy:
You sign peace accord with strangers to farm
On your own land ?

I have never felt so ashamed to be from that region.

This is the lowest low. See what nigeria had turned yorubas into?? Dodo.

I will have to takr time to look into d content of that pact

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