Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by JoeEeL(m): 9:28am On Apr 30 |
AgentnairaIand: Seun, someone cannot express himself or herself again. Any small word like this attract 30min ban. List out all your unacceptable words or statements someone should avoid using rather than giving someone unnecessary 30 min ban Dont explain to them. Cant u see the site is becoming abandoned? They will learn later. Make them continue |
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by JoeEeL(m): 9:26am On Apr 30 |
Seun: Dear Nairalanders,
We will be down for between 10 minutes and 1 hour this morning for routine maintenance.
Please bear with us. What do you mean by this morning? No specific time? Omo, this guy... Why cant u nigerians just be professional in things? What do you just mean this morning? U sure know international visitors frequent this site. Will it be their morning too? Omo enh. |
Celebrities › Re: Blessing CEO Reportedly Petitioned By EFCC Over Fake Cancer And ₦18m Rent Scam by JoeEeL(m): 9:24am On Apr 30 |
Daddy Freeze just kept silent after hosting this woman.
I am utterly disappointed. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th April 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 9:21am On Apr 30 |
doctore212: Thanks. Google told me "to be decided"
Till day break |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th April 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 9:21am On Apr 30 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th April 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 9:20am On Apr 29 |
HarunaWest: Easier said. The problem is that PSG is a free attacking side. They are side that you will find hard to defend against. Unless bayern wana score and play total defence and park bus, they will collect. Na who score pass between both of them go eventually win. Also, dont forget that PSG were leading 5-2 before bayern responded with 2 goals. A team that could score Bayern 5 aren't joking. PSG should have maintained at least a 2 goal margin to be safe. As it is now, Bayern are still likelier to advance |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th April 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 9:16am On Apr 29 |
doctore212: Meanwhile I need two oloshos this night to calm my nerves after a fire cracker match.
My budget na 5k for TDB Meaning of TDB abeg |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Says US No Longer In The Position To Dictate Policy To Other Nations by JoeEeL(m): 3:47pm On Apr 28 |
God1000: How the mighty have fallen, america no longer holds the cards, the country has become a laughingstock and pariah State among nations of the world See this one that never speaks against his bandit fulani herdsmen brothers. Shameless nairaland, oya delete my comment as usual. |
Crime › Re: Man Who Rears Rustled Cattle For Bandits Arrested by JoeEeL(m): 3:45pm On Apr 28 |
Nwaikpe: Tauregs islamists from the Sahel are invading Nigeria, We are here calling them Fulani. You go over-explain tire. |
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Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy: After Dating Different Men, I Now Prefer A Simple 9–5 Guy by JoeEeL(m): 8:42am On Apr 20 |
Ashirioluwa: It's true that money can't buy real love. Money can buy comfort, attention, and compliance, but it cannot purchase genuine devotion, trust, or the emotional bond required for real love. While wealth may attract companionship or create opportunities for shared experiences, it often buys a temporary imitation of affection rather than unconditional love. Nothing like unconditional love. Why u no go date dwarf or someone with autism? |
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Romance › Re: Until You Are Married, You Are Single by JoeEeL(m): 7:29pm On Apr 19 |
judewrites: Because they marry the wrong people.....😅
Marrying the right person is heaven on earth. Agreed |
Christianity Etc › Re: Those Who Will Miss Heaven Will Cry. by JoeEeL(m): 7:28pm On Apr 19 |
cutecommend: The greatest doom a person can have is for his soul to leave his body and appear in eternity with a judgement of hell fire.
Missing heaven is the greatest heartbreak any human can experience. It is a hopeless situation in a hopeless end of hopelessness.
Do you know some people you know that died may be in hell fire? But you are still alive with the chance to repent and accept Jesus today.
Follow Jesus today and do your best not to miss heaven. How old are u? Lol Im sure ure surprised by the amount of comments calling ur bluff. We are in the age of awakening. Go google it. Europe passed this stage in the Industrial Revolution. We Africans are setting our own stage now. Religious fairy tales of damnation are now challeneged like never before. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Those Who Will Miss Heaven Will Cry. by JoeEeL(m): 7:26pm On Apr 19 |
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Romance › Re: Until You Are Married, You Are Single by JoeEeL(m): 6:57pm On Apr 19 |
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Celebrities › Re: Davido Opens Up On Cheating On Chioma, Expresses Deep Regret by JoeEeL(m): 4:27pm On Apr 18 |
pocohantas: Lol. Thank you for admitting you are not one of them. I always knew it is schadenfreude for you lots. So stay winning social media war. Yes let them enjoy.  Im just here with my loyal chic but on my way to secret wealth. When Im done in a few years, I shall be ruthless d way women taught us. Wetin concern me? Omolomo 😂😂 |
Crime › Re: ISWAP Terrorists Block Maiduguri–Damaturu Road, Protest Attack- OurFaveOnlineDoc by JoeEeL(m): 4:19pm On Apr 18 |
MatrixReloaded: A known terrorist is parading on this platform goes by the name Yar... And Hel... |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Opens Up On Cheating On Chioma, Expresses Deep Regret by JoeEeL(m): 4:18pm On Apr 18 |
pocohantas: It better be yours. You can claim all negativity and regrets. Amen. 🙏 Drowned out voice.  U want to get hooked up to rich men then privatize them for your lazy selves alone, so u can sit in ur private corner and mock struggling boys abi? Especially after being past ur prime after doing runs when younger. U want to have ur cake and eat it? Dey play  Im just wasting time on u. There is 2 face, Davido, Wizkid, Timaya etc. as obvious examples. IF YOU WANT LOYALTY, GO AND DATE A BROKE MAN. U GO CRY TIRE! Gone are the days we joined hands in castigating rich men. Check the narrative. Wr are winning the media war already. If it hurts u so much, remain single. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Opens Up On Cheating On Chioma, Expresses Deep Regret by JoeEeL(m): 3:51pm On Apr 18 |
pocohantas: Of course he has, because just like your future recruits, he thought it is a lifestyle that will pay off. Whether or not he has them is none of my business. My point is, he and anyone going same path MUST regret it at some point in life. Thank God it is our regret, not yours. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Opens Up On Cheating On Chioma, Expresses Deep Regret by JoeEeL(m): 3:09pm On Apr 18 |
pocohantas: How does your wailing affect the fact that Davido who was once your poster boy for reckless lifestyle regrets it? Who next will you people use as role model as this one is struggling to repent? He already has different kids for different women. That establishes what we know already. We observe what one does, not what one says. We are not women. |
Crime › Re: Bandits Abduct Newly Installed Monarch, Wife & One Other In Kwara Community by JoeEeL(m): 2:59pm On Apr 18 |
Dr Mailafia warned this so loud in 2019 or 2020 I think.
Unfortunately my Yoruba people were playing politics with it. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Opens Up On Cheating On Chioma, Expresses Deep Regret by JoeEeL(m): 2:55pm On Apr 18 |
pocohantas: No matter how long it takes, you must definitely regret a lifestyle that broke family trust and structure. The ones above are only pained he voiced this out as they prefer he doesn't, so they can keep spreading word that it is a good decision. Even Tuface has said same. It is a matter of when...because you must regret it. Women themselves mock broke men and say whats cheating they cant manage, as long as their man provides for them? If Davido, or in fact any rich man, was loyal to this girl, Id be so disappointed. After all, u ladies set the rules that poor men deserve no relationship, hence when they bcom rich then they deserve relationships. Una go wail tire. |
Celebrities › Re: Otas Evbuomwan Under Fire For Bigotted Posts About Yoruba Women. by JoeEeL(m): 2:49pm On Apr 18 |
esnbrutality: Remi Tinububis NOT Yoruba..she is itsekiri.  Of course she's not |
Celebrities › Re: Otas Evbuomwan Under Fire For Bigotted Posts About Yoruba Women. by JoeEeL(m): 6:52am On Apr 18 |
esnbrutality: No Yoruba woman is bigger than Okonjo Iweala..its that simple. Now cry and smash it on the floor.  No problem. Iweala is not Ibo. Shes Ogwashi-ukwu, Anioma, Delta. The day Ekpa tried to link her to biafra, Im sure u remember her response. |
Romance › Re: There’s One Thing My Girlfriend Has Never Done, Yet We’re Planning Marriage by JoeEeL(m): 5:37am On Apr 18 |
Clazzone: Only God knows where una dey see all this rubbish women, I understand that you can't have a perfect woman or man but at least let be people be supportive too, just some days ago I had a heated argument with my wife and at a point I said I might send her packing if she continues that rudeness, and she jokingly reminded me she would carry the sofa because she had 90% of the money for it, ... Deep inside me, I was like WAAT !
I love her because despite my attitude of having to do many things by myself, she will always find a way of solving some crucial needs before informing me U love her. Does she love u? U dont even sound clear yet |
Romance › Re: There’s One Thing My Girlfriend Has Never Done, Yet We’re Planning Marriage by JoeEeL(m): 5:25am On Apr 18 |
UnknownQueen: This boy believes in partnership marriage 50/50, but he still wants the lady to submit to him, handle all the house chores and still answer to her family.
Nairaland family , I say this boy is such a clown.....Male una laugh hahahahahhaah  This girl does not believe in 50 / 50 but still expects the man to pay scl fees, afford rent, invest in land, afford feeding, buy xmas clothes and still remain faithful to one wife. Nairaland family , I say this girl is such a clown.....Make una laugh hahahahahhaah  |
Romance › Re: There’s One Thing My Girlfriend Has Never Done, Yet We’re Planning Marriage by JoeEeL(m): 5:22am On Apr 18 |
Lanre1st: Decision is yours, I was once in your similar situation and trust me, men become more scared, anxiety and over think when marriage is coming closer. I feel exactly what you feel and mine is even with some other things. Despite all my over thinking, I go ahead with the wedding and to God be the glory we are doing good. Your observation is genuine, and i can tell you, it will take a deliberate change of mind for her to to be giving even in the marriage. In my own case i gave her excuse that she was a student at the time but it just a little change when she is working. Though women will spend their last card for your kids
But as you are considering her financial contribution don't forget to look at what attracts you to her in the first place, what makes you stay with her for that long, to even extent of planning wedding. Mind you, Woman roles in marriage goes beyond money contribution. Look at her characters, skills, faithfulness, respect, ability to prepare you for (work, outing for success), to give you courage, training your kids in such a way you like, just picture the perfect wife you dream of, if she fit in. Note, even if your girl friend is giving you now, know she is borrowing you, you will pay multiple in marriage. Women money is her money while man's income is family's money. Man should know, he has larger percentage of financial responsibility in marriage if not 100%.
Good marriage is not based on both party financial contribution, but peace, respect, faithfulness, God fearing, ability to endure, supportive, communication, forgiveness, commitment and many more. Pray to God for guidance. No sense |
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Family › Re: My Wife Isn't Adding Any Value To My Life by JoeEeL(m): 4:07am On Apr 18 |
Emdi1914: See, you have to understand something..,as a man,it is more pleasurable to give than to receive. This marriage thing is not for everyone.If you see 'providing' as hard labor,it is better not to marry, because providing for someone is more of pleasure than pain,I swear it is a blessing believe me. U go one day lose that source of income, even if na temporarily. Then u go come back to read this ur mugu writeup again |
Celebrities › Re: Ibadan Tiktoker, Aunty Abake, Dies During Livestream by JoeEeL(m): 8:21pm On Apr 15 |
Eagle1eye: AI video is becoming more common now. You’ll notice people using it for things like business ads, YouTube content (even without showing face), and video editing for clients. Some also use it to grow pages online. It’s just another digital skill at the end of the day, like graphics or web design. Those who take time to learn it seem to be finding different ways to earn from it. Still early for many people here, but it’s gradually picking up. You, you are advertising on a death post. Some of u guys enh? What is different between u and the thieves in this post now? |