Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,312 members, 7,815,566 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 02:38 PM

JoeEeL's Posts

Nairaland Forum / JoeEeL's Profile / JoeEeL's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 122 pages)

Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Son, Liam Celebrates 1st Birthday by JoeEeL(m): 12:28pm On Apr 12
Elzazzi:


You are right

Thx boss
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Threatens To Launch Direct Attack On Iran Shold Iran Carry Out An Attack by JoeEeL(m): 9:15am On Apr 12
INTEGRITYA1:
Israel is talk and do Country oooo.

Serious talk-and-do.

Even more than the U.S.

The U.S is like the king cobra. Dangerous and menacing but can be surprisingly gentle sometimes.

Israel is like the Black Mamba. Smaller but much feistier and aggressive.

8 Likes

Politics / Re: Power Generation Drops 32.31% To 2,775MW by JoeEeL(m): 8:58am On Apr 12
Always dropping but never reaching 0
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Son, Liam Celebrates 1st Birthday by JoeEeL(m): 8:45am On Apr 12
Queengee:
This child look exactly like mohbad, I wonder where the idea of DNA comes from

U don see Oba Elegushi? You don see Sam Larry??

Dey play

5 Likes 1 Share

Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Son, Liam Celebrates 1st Birthday by JoeEeL(m): 8:44am On Apr 12
Who can recall when a news trended I think in 2020 when a medical practitioner in Lekki, Lagos pronounced his intention of opening a free DNA test center?

Who can recall? Did you see how women led a campaign against that and kept bashing him? My question is, what is the inference of most men from that saga? Didnt that tell them something??

9ja men. Wise up!

In d process of finding out d child u thought was urs, was actually never, your life may go for it. Be careful out there.

12 Likes 1 Share

Religion / Re: Nigerians In UK Engage In Praise And Worship On The Street Of Cannock (video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:20am On Apr 12
quickly:
Uk ppl will regret bringing Christianity to Nigeria. Then for just leave una make Arabs colonize the entire country.

And if that trajectory took place, I can bet that 95% of so-called xtians would be muslims today. And they would be swearing on Islam as the way, just d way theyre swearing xtianity now.

This is exactly where d average black man’s reasoning is defective. Anything theyre born in, they just keep following. Again, anything well-packaged, either in a book or has good story line, and is brought from whites or brown-whites, theyd accept.

This is a very worrisome trait. What is so difficult for d black man to step out of that bubble and deeply ponder a stance that doesnt revolve around foreign-imposed religions? The jesus, theyve never seen for once. The holy ghost, they never seen too. Nothing but a mere concept. The muhammed, they never saw. What is worse is that these people are in no way , or let me say, remotely related to our kith and kin. Yet we find ourselves so comfortable merging our tribal and collective destinies with these alien folktales.

This is madness and a wholesale embarrassment. D worst thing is that these folks think their slavemasters love them for it. In their warped minds, they are “besting” their masters. Only if blacks could fathom how this inferiority behavioural complex irritates their masters to stupor.

1 Like

Religion / Re: Nigerians In UK Engage In Praise And Worship On The Street Of Cannock (video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:08am On Apr 12
bjdon:
If every single black person on earth was eliminated tomorrow, what would the world loose? We are such a WASTE OF SPACE.

Look at these ones jumping up and down in another mans country, worshiping another man's religion. Totally unable to develop their own country. Generation after generation afflicted by pestilence, violence, sickness and early death.

The white man should come and recolonize Africa for the next 200 years. That's how long it will take thick, dumb black people to get sense

These people are embarrassing us mehn. In d 21st century o??
Foreign Affairs / Re: Three Sons Of Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh Killed By IDF Strike(photos) by JoeEeL(m): 9:33pm On Apr 11
frog12:
these ISRAELIs are murderers. they killed the man sons for revenge. they should FORGET their hostages. even after killing 30 thousands palestines, they still want their 200 hostages back. they should forget it. MURDERS shocked shocked shocked

Learn to count. Its 40 thousand cool
Celebrities / Re: Junior Pope: Video Of Other Crew Members Who Were On The Boat by JoeEeL(m): 2:32pm On Apr 11
36STATES:
None of them have a life jacket!

Nigerians think 'not my portion' nonsense from their fraud pastors will save them when reality comes.
If you can't swim, you have to insist on a life jacket before such journey.

Even if you can swim 100 oceans, still insist.
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Fights Back While Rivals Eat Him Alive by JoeEeL(m): 1:42pm On Apr 11
Everydaylove:
Exactly how he had been tearing antelopes into pieces.. lol

They usually go for d necks first. Faster kill.
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Fights Back While Rivals Eat Him Alive by JoeEeL(m): 1:41pm On Apr 11
Allisgud:
I thought they say lion don't eat lion

They didnt eat na
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Don’t Believe I ‘Died, Resurrected’ – Oladips by JoeEeL(m): 1:23pm On Apr 11
Obakoolex:
grin The guy is in trauma.... after faking his death, he still no blow.

But the songs in the album were dope, lets be honest.

Skusku, Odia and Mura are nice tracks of his that I have.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Don’t Believe I ‘Died, Resurrected’ – Oladips by JoeEeL(m): 1:21pm On Apr 11
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Oladips,abeg go and rest ......This jnr pope death still dey pain me reach my kidney, and this one just crawl out from nowhere to come vex me the more undecided

The truth is that when you feel and think you're right,then,you wouldn't have the feeling of trying to explain to anybody what really transpired in your life....


Thought they said jnr pope is alive na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (2 - 3) On 10th April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 11:35pm On Apr 10
urobodoski419:


Cant find Atletico match sef

Yes o. They should be balancing things na. Na racism be all this one o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (2 - 3) On 10th April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 11:33pm On Apr 10
Negroid001:


Maybe the mod dey support psg. Him ticket don cut.

Una don start lol

1 Like

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (2 - 3) On 10th April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 9:39pm On Apr 10
WHY WAS THIS THREAD YANKED OFF THE FRONT PAGE?

IMAGINE THIS NONSENSE

@Seun, @JustWise @Lalasticlala @Dominique

Why is this match not on front page while others of yesterday was?

11 Likes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 2:17pm On Apr 10
Dundalk:
grin

Those are the ignoramus.. You have to leave them to keep crying, crying, and crying, sometimes I feel like quoting them but I rather change my mind and ignore their ignorance,

They are not OK mentally..

World cup that some of the games went to shoot out penalties, someone is still shouting,

🤡🤡

Imagine that France guy missed (Kolo muani)..

🤔


See enh, just thank your stars you are not in their camp. You have no ideal the level of traumatising pain they've been nursing.

Do u know what it means for Messi to lift the world cup? The kind of searing pain they are undergoing is unspeakable. If it was 7, 8 years ago, they would stil have some hope as was usually done in the past years where a milestone achieved by Messi would be followed by a cr7 achievement too.

But now both players are old. Messi won it close to the last of chances he would have. Its crazy

1 Like 1 Share

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 1:49pm On Apr 10
omoyeni37:

And it was FIFA that also told kolo muani to miss his one on one with the goalkeeper abi, na wa oo

Messi played a through-pass through the torose of one netherlands player like that. His legs appeared closed yet the ball passed through his legs. It must be rigged!

1 Like

Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by JoeEeL(m): 10:49am On Apr 10
AuthorMan:


THE DEMONS WHO MADE WHO EVER WROTE THE QURAN WRITE IT IS THE SAME DISTURBING YOUR HEAD.

EVEN A DAY OLD CHILD KNOWS WHICH RELIGION IS DEMONIC IN THE WORLD.

ENTER ANY PRIMARY OR SECONDARY SCHOOL TODAY AND SET THIS QUESTION:

"NAME THE MOST DANGEROUS RELIGION IN THE WORLD"
PUT A PRIZE OF 100K ON IT grin
AND SEE HOW THE WHOLE CLASS WILL PICK THE SAME ANSWER "ISLAM"

EVEN MUSLIM STUDENTS WILL PICK ISLAM.


THAT IS HOW DEMONIC YOUR RELIGION IS.

IT IS THE PROBLEM OF THE WHOLE WORLD. FROM SOMALIA, TO BURKINAFASO, TO NIGERIA, TO PALESTINE TO THE US, TO FRANCE. Etc.

EVERYWHERE ISLAM IS, THERE MUST BE CHAOS AND YOU GUYs ARE SHAMELESS AND INSINCERE.

One day, the world will be free from Islam.
Jesus' coming is imminent.





U were making sense until u said Jesus is coming. U are just as brainwashed and mentally enslaved just like the person ure critiquing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 4:13am On Apr 10
Jokerman:


Everyone knows Argentina was helped.....

Wow now i see smart people on nl. The way Messi dribbled Guardiol and Gvardiol escorted him was suspicious.

France couldn’t even match Argentina for almost 80 mins of d game until Mbappe woke up from sleep.

So sad they all connived to let Messi win. 🥲

1 Like

Politics / Re: A Governor Practicing Sharia Stole Public Funds, Bought Hotel In Lagos - Sanusi by JoeEeL(m): 12:28pm On Apr 09
fuckJones:
Most people will agree with you that,
Wike is working
Dave Umahi is working
Cardoso is working
Keyamo is working
BTO is working
Pate is working
Tuggar is working etc

But when you say Tinubu is working, they'll ask you "what has he done?". Lack of sense

Mtcheew. Childish remarks. I can tell u slept and mulled this up, then u wake to vomit it on nl as if uve dropped some hot nugget.

You apc e-recruits are the definition of old children.
Crime / Re: Bandit Kingpin Sani Dangote, Siblings Killed In Rival Clash In Zamfara by JoeEeL(m): 7:27am On Apr 09
So who now reported the whole clash?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Germany Faces Genocide Case Over Israel Weapon Sales by JoeEeL(m): 8:53pm On Apr 08
The same Germany whose Nazi's adherents nearly flushed Jews off this earth are now today foremost in supplying weapons for their territorial defense.

This is classic politics at play. No permanent enemies or friends. But interests, especially when you are a nation with resolve to advance,only then you get a reserved seat at the elite club.

Kudos Germany, Kudos Israel, Kudos Yoruba nation.

1 Like 1 Share

Celebrities / Re: Rema Walks Off Stage Of J. Cole’s Dreamville Festival Over Poor Sound by JoeEeL(m): 12:49pm On Apr 08
Which one be sh*t, sh*t ? All the time.

3 Likes

Family / Re: What Is The Brutal Truth About Life After Marriage? by JoeEeL(m): 12:26pm On Apr 08
The odds are less than 50% for a positive eventual outcome
Crime / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by JoeEeL(m): 11:53am On Apr 08
post=129328053:


We Cover Everything, That's The Meaning Of NAIJA COVA

And why is your moniker not quotable?

1 Like

Crime / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by JoeEeL(m): 11:27am On Apr 08
techub:
Men should learn to marry averagely beautiful ladies.... Eee get why.

You can't fetch an ant infested firewood and expect not to be visited by fowls

That's exactly what he did.
Crime / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by JoeEeL(m): 11:26am On Apr 08
Ifedibansabalor:
It must have been infidelity

Sure thang
Crime / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by JoeEeL(m): 11:25am On Apr 08
post=129321801:
We Are Back With Sunday Terrible BAD NEWS

U no go keep quiet now?

1 Like

Crime / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by JoeEeL(m): 11:24am On Apr 08
DNA PLS
Crime / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by JoeEeL(m): 11:22am On Apr 08
9jaa cover covering Zambia news.

2 Likes

Science/Technology / Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by JoeEeL(m): 8:22am On Apr 08
benuejosh:
Lets ask Peter Obi

Foulani man pretending to be from Benue.

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 122 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 34
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.