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Science/Technology › Re: Ohafia Hunters Caught Huge Buffalo (Photos/Video) by JoeEeL(m): 2:18pm
justtoodark:
its sad....
its depressing, i swear
Science/Technology › Re: Ohafia Hunters Caught Huge Buffalo (Photos/Video) by JoeEeL(m): 3:41pm On Oct 29
YourNextLevel:
When Africa kills animals, is wrong but when the west kills, is for a reason. And these data boys are talking trash

Good job my people
Before the West kills, they ensure there is a balanced amount of animals and the animals in discussion are not on the endangered list.

This Buffalo in Nigeria must clearly be on an endangered list as we've not seen many in that geographic region.

Black men don't think; black men only think of their stomach and immediate needs. Black man is incapable of plugging data and conserving for the future. Black man is just like the chicken he rears that only thinks of what it can eat today, and tomorrow should take care of itself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Harry Kane Wins 2026 Ballon D'or, Beats Mbappé And Lamine Yamal by JoeEeL(m): 6:09pm On Oct 27
uunwanaobong3:
WORTH IT







TOTALLY WORTH IT...... I AM SATISFIED







WITHOUT MESSI AND RONALDO BIASES, A WORTHY WINNER HAS EMERGED.

HE HAD A GREAT CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
HE HAD A WONDERFUL WORLD CUP
HE HAD A FANTASTIC BUNDESLIGA

FINISHING AMONG THE TOP SCORERS IN ALL OF THEM. CONGRATULATIONS KANE.










BY THE WAY, WHAT IS YAMAL DOING ON THAT LIST? YAMAL HAD A TERRIBLE WORLD CUP AND CHAMPIONS LEAGUE............................IN A FAIR WORLD, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HAALAND ON THE TOP 3, DRAGGING TALENTLESS LAZY MINORS LIKE NORWAY TO AN EXPANDED WORLD CUP QUARTER FINALS IS NOT A SMALL ACHIEVEMENT.
EVEN RONALDO WITH ALL HIS STAR STUDDED PORTUGAL TEAM COULD NOT DO IT.




THERE WERE ONLY 5 PLAYERS THAT PERFORMED AT THE WORLD CUP;
1. RODRI
2. MESSI
3. HAALAND
4. MBAPPE
5. KANE
I might add Bellingham.
Travel › Re: Night Shifts: Why Are Young Africans Dying In The UK? by JoeEeL(m): 9:25pm On Oct 26
TheChameleon:
United Nations. There are plenty UN and African Union agencies there
OK thanks. You said I can find a UN girl. You mean ladies who work for the organisations, right?

It kinda confused me.
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Enioluwa, Do2dtun Attend Zlatan And Davita’s Wedding by JoeEeL(m): 11:05pm On Oct 25
CaptainFM1:
Endtime name everywhere!
I swear.
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Enioluwa, Do2dtun Attend Zlatan And Davita’s Wedding by JoeEeL(m): 11:04pm On Oct 25
Difrent:
Me sef wan ask say na real name abi na typo
They will leave their indigenous names and be bearing other peoples' names without shame.
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Enioluwa, Do2dtun Attend Zlatan And Davita’s Wedding by JoeEeL(m): 11:03pm On Oct 25
Oluwadare316:
like name of a juice or semo brand.
Honestly. Very annoying name trends. Feeling over-woke
Crime › Re: Bandits Kill 40 In Binnari, Taraba State (Photos, Video) by JoeEeL(m): 10:28pm On Oct 24
Englishisamust:
So what did they gain by doing all this!!!.
I honestly don't get how some people are wired?
Travel › Re: Night Shifts: Why Are Young Africans Dying In The UK? by JoeEeL(m): 10:26pm On Oct 24
TheChameleon:
Lol. All over Africa... Prostitution is very rife.

And Ethiopians have high superiority complex. They love to say they were never colonized.

The darker your skin .. the more inferior you're seen. On the average.

But if you earn well, your social circles are great too. You can find a UN girl for mutual relief.

It's fun then. Non transactional. grin. Except you don't like yellow babes... Their girls are far prettier than naija babes. No be abuse.
Superiority complex? For where we dey?

E no go beta for them. Pls what does UN girl mean? 😂
Travel › Re: Night Shifts: Why Are Young Africans Dying In The UK? by JoeEeL(m): 8:56pm On Oct 24
TheChameleon:
Plenty. And they charge you in USD not Ethiopian Birr which is ... Of low value.
I am disappointed. I used to rate them highly. O God.
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Enioluwa, Do2dtun Attend Zlatan And Davita’s Wedding by JoeEeL(m): 8:55pm On Oct 24
Ewo tun ni Davita, n'tori Olorun?
Travel › Re: Night Shifts: Why Are Young Africans Dying In The UK? by JoeEeL(m): 8:29pm On Oct 24
TheChameleon:
Worked in Ethiopia as an expat.

Yes weather is almost European, but can be brutally cold. On my 3rd night I almost died because I underestimated it.

Girls are super beautiful though mostly commercial. The average Naija babe no even dey the level of their ugliest ones.

Rent is ridiculously high. I was paying as much as $2000 monthly. Colleagues on 2500

Many of them spy on you. Your driver's and cooks are loyal only to the Government. English is spoken but Amharic their local language is supreme. You see many so called educated unable to speak English.

Food is shiity. I hear am. Hate their injera - widely eaten sour garri like stuff.
How are they commercial bro?

U mean them dey do runs there too?
Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Women Fight In London Over A Man by JoeEeL(m): 8:34pm On Oct 23
dheilaw1:
Old video
As in enh... Very old.

2022 video.
Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Women Fight In London Over A Man by JoeEeL(m): 8:33pm On Oct 23
2022 news.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (4 - 2) On 20th October 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 9:55pm On Oct 20
I regret watching this match. Terrible performance from all players including the coach
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (4 - 2) On 20th October 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 9:07pm On Oct 20
borie4u:
Gordon deserve to sit in the bench for 10games. Very poor and over rated player
Playing utter nonsense. All of them. Including Yamal.

Only Garcia.
Pets › Re: See How A Springbok Outsmarted A Leopard In A Hot Pursuit In The Forest by JoeEeL(m): 10:20am On Oct 20
Pets › Re: See How A Springbok Outsmarted A Leopard In A Hot Pursuit In The Forest by JoeEeL(m): 6:19pm On Oct 18
SmartMaster001:
Everything cannot be AI. Op Thanks for sharing
Very useless ai. Leopards don't sprint distances like cheetahs to get their prey. Leopard is somewhat arboreal and attack mostly from the top of trees.
Pets › Re: See How A Springbok Outsmarted A Leopard In A Hot Pursuit In The Forest by JoeEeL(m): 6:16pm On Oct 18
ednut1:
This is AI. Not possible in real life. Leopard is an ambush hunter.
Finally. Somebody with sense.
Romance › Re: “I Didn’t Like Him Enough To Date Him” – Lady Marries University Friend by JoeEeL(m): 9:03pm On Oct 16
ppogba:
She only did what Mourinho will do when the chips are down. Go to the reserve bench and look for someone that has been abandoned for long and is ready to die.
Hahahaha. cheesy cheesy

Like Lassana Diarra.

Romance › Re: “I Didn’t Like Him Enough To Date Him” – Lady Marries University Friend by JoeEeL(m): 8:58pm On Oct 16
Pootle:
simp is a 3rd choice, and definitely look like one
That girl dated more than 2 and got whooped way more times that number. The guy na nth choice.
Romance › Re: “I Didn’t Like Him Enough To Date Him” – Lady Marries University Friend by JoeEeL(m): 8:56pm On Oct 16
marlow1962:
I will never get married to women with this stewpid mentality, and if I ever stumble on this post as the husband, I will make sure we are separated.

If you didn't like me then, you will never like me again talk more of transiting it into love.

For the malu wer dy smile mind now, em don finally get this babe.

Left over munchers sad
Lol but the guy is right in front of the interviewer, shining teeth like a mesmerised muntula.
Foreign Affairs › Re: German Police Arrest A Robot For Grabbing 16-Year-Old Girl's Buttocks by JoeEeL(m): 10:23pm On Oct 14
These people should just get a life.
Travel › Re: Inside Guzape, Abuja Where The Rich And Famous Billionaires Live In Nigeria by JoeEeL(m): 5:28pm On Oct 14
Kobicove:
You mean that guy that promised to give Nigerians "A rubust response" that we have been expecting for almost 10 years now grin
Lol it's not 10 years. I think it was in 2019. So that's 7 years.

Nevertheless, the robust response go don slim down with inflation finish! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Manchester United: UCL (2 - 0) On 13th October 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 10:32pm On Oct 13
Wotowotoman:
Gala don score 2 o. Dominique, why you no put Gala vs Barca for front page? 🤔
Gala don score 4 o.

Enter house jare alele! undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Manchester United: UCL (2 - 0) On 13th October 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 10:32pm On Oct 13
Wotowotoman:
Gala don score Barca o
Will u keep quiet dia!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Manchester United: UCL (2 - 0) On 13th October 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 10:31pm On Oct 13
prinsam30:
Barca is feeling the heat right now
Enemies dem

Barca is feeling d heat yen yen yen. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Jennifer Meyer Marries Geoffrey Ogunlesi by JoeEeL(m): 8:28pm On Oct 13
I shake my head.
Islam › Re: Driver Runs Over Pakistani Student Praying In The Middle Of An Adelaide Road by JoeEeL(m): 5:41pm On Oct 12
educatedfool:
Baba, speaking as a Muslim, I can tell you that we don't just pray anywhere anyhow. There are guidelines regarding where we can pray, and a busy highway is obviously not a suitable place. That's why I believe there may be more to what happened than we know, and I'd rather understand the full circumstances before jumping to conclusions. But even if she made a reckless decision, that doesn't justify celebrating her death or using it to condemn an entire religion. We can acknowledge that what she did was wrong without losing our humanity in the process.
Una no dey ever hear word na. I dont support that at all but u guys should use ur mosque or enter a park, building or open place. Not roads. That can cause even a chain of accidents. And how will one do it at night and even on the highway? I never thought I'd see such kind of madness?

It reminds me of when I listen to 9ice's song "Bo Kini Yen" whhere he said this line "Mo le kirun l'express nitori your bobby"... I used to think it was a huge exaggeration... never knew I would hear this once in this lifetime. O gosh!

If ure not Yoruba it simply says "I can do Islamic prayer on the express because of ur buubs".
Crime › Re: Kasarachi Ajoku Killed By Armed Herders In Imo State (Disturbing Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 3:49pm On Oct 12
Fulani herdsmen my foot!
Islam › Re: Driver Runs Over Pakistani Student Praying In The Middle Of An Adelaide Road by JoeEeL(m): 3:38pm On Oct 12
davidque:
It is a statement of defiance. They are growing bold and testing the tolerance of their hosts
Na so them dey start.
Islam › Re: Driver Runs Over Pakistani Student Praying In The Middle Of An Adelaide Road by JoeEeL(m): 3:35pm On Oct 12
GreenCovering:
A lonely young girl kneeling in one position in the middle of the road for at least four minutes is apparently suicidal and not praying in the middle of the road. What do you stand to gain from the pain of a suicidal young girl by coming to scream with a headline on nairaland that she was praying (and being of Pakistani origin, praying like a muslim in salat) huh Has humanity left the heart of some people here on nairaland huh
Go 3rd mainland go do solat

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